Would you fight your dog?

[I. Hustle]

I mean my wife has a yorkie so it wouldn't take much but if it was my old dog (Chow) then it could take me a minute or two to try and figure him out.

[BacktoBasics]

Excellent work. A+

[balli]

My sister's dog MiloBear is a pit/lab mix and he's a mean fucking cuss. We've scrapped. Ironically, because I've had to come to the defense of my pussy golden retriever.

[I. Hustle]

Excellent work. A+

:toast So you saw what I was going for

[BacktoBasics]

I saw what you did and I approve

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://x00.xanga.com/151f03e207132220991585/o173331559.jpg
I do that fight in a heartbeat. And then throw the fight after having a pal bet heavy on Jonah.

[MrChug]

I just wouldn't fight a liger.

http://www.fahad.com/pics/liger.jpg

[PeterBurns]

I fought 2 Cougars once.
It got fierce, but worth the battle

[TheTruth]

I fought 2 Cougars once.
It got fierce, but worth the battle

Wow, bet you had your hands full.

[mookie2001]

dogs arent shit and if youre not a child, elderly, weak or sickly you should easily be able to kill the shit out of it with your bare hands

even if its a doberman or some worthless bitch

[PeterBurns]

Wow, bet you had your hands full.

Yep...And so did they....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[I. Hustle]

If I had to choose a dog to fight it would probably be a Bull Mastiff. Those a-holes are huge and look strong. I think it would give me the best fight. I would warm up by fighting a bull terrier though because they both have bull in their name. Yeah I know there are Bull dogs and Pitbulls but I chose the bull terrier ok

[marini martini]

If I had to choose a dog to fight it would probably be a Bull Mastiff. Those a-holes are huge and look strong. I think it would give me the best fight. I would warm up by fighting a bull terrier though because they both have bull in their name. Yeah I know there are Bull dogs and Pitbulls but I chose the bull terrier ok

You need to change your "screen name" to Bull Hustle!!!

:lmao

[I. Hustle]

If I won the fight with the Bull Mastiff I would then either fight
A- Snoop Dogg
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u220/thisn8ive/snoop-dogg.jpg
or B- Bull from Night Court
http://www.nndb.com/people/787/000029700/richard-moll-crop.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

If I had to choose a dog to fight it would probably be a Bull Mastiff. Those a-holes are huge and look strong. I think it would give me the best fight. I would warm up by fighting a bull terrier though because they both have bull in their name. Yeah I know there are Bull dogs and Pitbulls but I chose the bull terrier ok

Bull Mastiffs are huge, but wouldn't do much other than snuggle you to death. Same with Great Danes.

[I. Hustle]

Bull Mastiffs are huge, but wouldn't do much other than snuggle you to death. Same with Great Danes.

Good point. I didn't think about that. Ok so how about a German Shepherd? Cops use 'em right? So they gotta be tough. Ok so my warm fight will have to change now. Are Schnauzer's (sp?) German? If not then I choose Dirk Nowitzky!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Good point. I didn't think about that. Ok so how about a German Shepherd? Cops use 'em right? So they gotta be tough. Ok so my warm fight will have to change now. Are Schnauzer's (sp?) German? If not then I choose Dirk Nowitzky!

They are German, but what kind are we talking? Mini? Standard? I don't know if you want to fuck with a Giant Schnauzer for a warm up fight. A daschund wouldn't be too tough. Maybe a Weimarenner to really build your hype. I don't know if my brother's dog is representative of the breed but he's really big, not very tough and dumb as a sack of hammers.

[I. Hustle]

They are German, but what kind are we talking? Mini? Standard? I don't know if you want to fuck with a Giant Schnauzer for a warm up fight. A daschund wouldn't be too tough. Maybe a Weimarenner to really build your hype. I don't know if my brother's dog is representative of the breed but he's really big, not very tough and dumb as a sack of hammers.

Good looking out on the German dog knowledge. Ok so a Weimarenner huh? Alright I'll fight a ghost dog. How is his conditioning? Tell your brother that it's just a warm up fight and to clip his damn nails. Shit I am getting pumped already.
So since you are knowledgeable in the art of german dog vs man fighting who should I take? Who would be a tougher opponent? The German Shpherd or that Giant half dog half bull half monster Schnauzer thing?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Good looking out on the German dog knowledge. Ok so a Weimarenner huh? Alright I'll fight a ghost dog. How is his conditioning? Tell your brother that it's just a warm up fight and to clip his damn nails. Shit I am getting pumped already.
So since you are knowledgeable in the art of german dog vs man fighting who should I take? Who would be a tougher opponent? The German Shpherd or that Giant half dog half bull half monster Schnauzer thing?

Definitely the sheperd. A giant schnauzer could be tough, but they are basically just humongous terriers, and generally regarded as fairly mellow ones at that. Law enforcement and military use German Shepherds for a reason.

When easjer and I researched breeds for ownership I never imagined I'd be using that info to handicap a fight.

[I. Hustle]

Definitely the sheperd. A giant schnauzer could be tough, but they are basically just humongous terriers, and generally regarded as fairly mellow ones at that. Law enforcement and military use German Shepherds for a reason.

When easjer and I researched breeds for ownership I never imagined I'd be using that info to handicap a fight.

Yeah well I am glad you did. It never hurts to have a little insight on your opponents. So what weaknesses can I look out for? Are all of them police or military trained or are there some civilian GS'? Also what would be a common ground? I am thinking I might stay away from large fields since I have seen them trained to attack those fat guys and it's always large grassy areas. I am thinking that they set their large claws into the ground for traction or have some kind of alliance with the earth that would allow it to shift and knock me off balance just before he attacks. I notice that they always fall right when the GS jumps to attack.

[I. Hustle]

I found a pic of a German Shepherd that was about to eat a baby.

http://www.fokwulfe.com/images/545_Madison.JPG

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Yeah well I am glad you did. It never hurts to have a little insight on your opponents. So what weaknesses can I look out for? Are all of them police or military trained or are there some civilian GS'? Also what would be a common ground? I am thinking I might stay away from large fields since I have seen them trained to attack those fat guys and it's always large grassy areas. I am thinking that they set their large claws into the ground for traction or have some kind of alliance with the earth that would allow it to shift and knock me off balance just before he attacks. I notice that they always fall right when the GS jumps to attack.

I just assumed this would be going down in the Octagon. And I can't say I have many fighting tips to offer. Sadly most sites I saw just offered banal tidbits like breed traits and tips on training and caring for the breed. Of course, that means that there's totally a niche waiting to be filled. If you can develop strategies for fighting dogs one on one you could seriously make some money. Just take the standard information on the breed off the websites and add an extra : "How To Take Your Dog Down If It Gets Crazy".

Just from a basic tactical standpoint they've got a low center of gravity and a wide base, so trying to go after their legs is probably not a viable strategy. Plus, if they counter with a sprawl maneuver they can put you face down with their jaws across your neck in a hurry, and that's a world of hurt my friend. But if you can find a way to take them to the mat their grappling skills are severely limited by a lack of opposable thumbs. For a larger breed your best bet would be to bait them into a stand up fight on their hind legs. Get into a standing clinch. When they go for a bite bring your arm out to meet them. If you can get a forearm in close enough to the jaw they won't be able to bring down a bite with any real force. Then use your off other arm to deliver some body blows and take away his wind. Wear him out like that and look for a KO in the third.

[I. Hustle]

I like your style. I need a good corner. You in?

I think if I could sneak someone with a laser pointer in the crowd I could throw him off.


I hear Marini is inro training fighting GS' I saw her logo. http://www.dogartdog.com/German%20Shepherd%20Art_Martini.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I wouldn't fight my dog...dogs are far too sweet, loving and loyal to mistreat in such a way.

If my dog were a pitbull, however, I wouldn't hesitate to shoot it in the head.

[I. Hustle]

Ok so I have been thinking. I know Chihuahuas are small but would people watch me fight like a dozen of them?

[Oh, Gee!!]

fight a Presa Canario. http://www.sanderskennels.com/02-19-05%20060%20presa%20canario.jpg

[MrChug]

You need to change your "screen name" to Bull Hustle!!!

:lmao

On him, I call Bull-shit.

[I. Hustle]

fight a Presa Canario. http://www.sanderskennels.com/02-19-05%20060%20presa%20canario.jpg

SHIT YEAH! How could I forget about those?! I wanted to get one.

Ok since you brought it up. What are the stats? I need to know what I am up against and where to find one.

[I. Hustle]

On him, I call Bull-shit.

That's a mix between a bulldog and a shih tzu

[marini martini]

I like your style. I need a good corner. You in?

I think if I could sneak someone with a laser pointer in the crowd I could throw him off.


I hear Marini is inro training fighting GS' I saw her logo. http://www.dogartdog.com/German%20Shepherd%20Art_Martini.jpg

:toast Thanks, Bull Shit!! That is too cute! I love how you're always thinking of others, and doing nice things for them! :toast

[I. Hustle]

:toast Thanks, Bull Shit!! That is too cute! I love how you're always thinking of others, and doing nice things for them! :toast

I am?













Can I have a bj?

[marini martini]

I am?













Can I have a bj?

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no

[I. Hustle]

What if i said pwitty pweez?