Mystery piano, abandoned deep in the woods, baffles Cape Cod police

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Mystery piano, abandoned deep in the woods, baffles Cape Cod police

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Monday, November 24th 2008, 8:48 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/11/25/amd_harwichpiano.jpg A police officer checks an abandoned piano for clues.


HARWICH, Mass. - Harwich police have a musical mystery on their hands: Who left a piano in the middle of the woods? And why?
The Baldwin (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Baldwin+%28New+York%29) piano discovered in the Bells Neck woods appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench as if it had recently been played.
The piano was discovered Saturday by a woman walking along a path inside a conservation area at the woods.
Another question police would like to answer is how the piano got to such a remote location. The piano is heavy and it took more than a half dozen men to load it onto a truck to remove it.
Police said they've notified other police departments in the area to see if anyone has reported a missing piano.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/11/24/2008-11-24_mystery_piano_abandoned_deep_in_the_wood.html

[E20]

I guess they are a little in slow in Cape Cod. The reason it was abandoned was becuase the owner did not want it anymore so he ditched it in the middle of the woods. Dumbasses.

[ChumpDumper]

Some kid really didn't want to practice his scales.

[timvp]

Finding fingerprints on the ivory is the key to the investigation . . .

[clambake]

aliens.

[exstatic]

Some kid really didn't want to practice his scales.

Or, some parent really didn't want to listen to them even one more time...

[PeterBurns]

Finding fingerprints on the ivory is the key to the investigation . . .

but what if he was white?
:wow

[pawe]

that's freaky, imagine if you got lost in the woods and finding a piano with a matching bench...yes im wuss but its still scary.

[Last Comic Standing]

Finding fingerprints on the ivory is the key to the investigation . . .

I just got upstaged! :wow

[Last Comic Standing]

The lead detective in the case saw one of his men banging the side of his head on the keys, he said "what are you doing"
The younger detective said I going to play this by ear!

http://www.danketoan.com/forum/images/smilies/Generic/rimshot.gif

[I. Hustle]

I'd be even more freaked out if I stumbled upon a missing pianist!

pianist sounds like penis so I laughed a little while reading that http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/images/smilies/spiderman/spidey_shrug.gif

[ORION]

PETA tried to return the piano to the wild

[BlackSwordsMan]

pianos are fucking gay

[Boston Pancake]

wicked

[marini martini]

Guess Elton John came out of the closet and into the woods!:toast

[Last Comic Standing]

Guess Elton John came out of the closet and into the woods!:toast


martini and the jets?

[Anti.Hero]

Dexter is a good fucking show. I finally started watching it.

[marini martini]

martini and the jets?

Thanks, how did you know???:toast

[Smackie Chan]

Maybe Billy Joel forget about it on his camping trip.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Cape Cod police must have a lot of time on their hands.

[balli]

pianos are fucking gay

My homie Neil majored in the U of U Music Program. He's fucking awesome at piano. Like, so good he has almost no limitations as to what he wants to play. And honestly, he gets more ass than just about anybody else I know. But it's not because he's any cooler or better looking than anybody else, it's because he can the play the fucking shit out of the piano. He'll just sit down at a random piano or keyboard he'll find at a house party or the bar and start playing and bitches will literally soak their jeans in response. It really makes me wish I didn't quit piano lessons when I was twelve, because man, pianos are about the least gay thing I can think of.

[marini martini]

pianos are fucking gay

Really????????:wow

I'd like you to tell Leon Russell, Dr. John, Harry Connick Jr., Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino, Billy Joel that!!!:toast

[balli]

Whoever put this piano out in the woods managed to create something entirely creepy, ominous and threatening, yet completely lacking in specific malice or sexual suggestion. It's just a really creepy event and you can't quite say why. Very impressive little project.

[MoSpur]

I hope the detectives take good NOTES.

:p:

[spurster]

They should have found it while walking their beat.

[ORION]

Really????????:wow

I'd like you to tell Leon Russell, Dr. John, Harry Connick Jr., Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino, Billy Joel that!!!:toast

yeah ! and tell Liberace and Elton John also

[marini martini]

yeah ! and tell Liberace and Elton John also

O.K. Little Richard!!!! I will!:toast


:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ORION]

O.K. Little Richard!!!! I will!:toast


:lmao:lmao:lmao

woooooooooo!!!!!

[Mr Roper]

I hope the detectives take good NOTES.

:p:

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[manufor3]

I guess they are a little in slow in Cape Cod. The reason it was abandoned was becuase the owner did not want it anymore so he ditched it in the middle of the woods. Dumbasses.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Really????????:wow

I'd like you to tell Leon Russell, Dr. John, Harry Connick Jr., Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino, Billy Joel that!!!:toast

Billy Joel glad you brought him up he was probably drinking and driving when he drove that piano into the woods and left it.

[tokmik]

The lead detective in the case saw one of his men banging the side of his head on the keys, he said "what are you doing" The younger detective said I going to play this by ear! Dallas piano lessons (http://www.findpianolessons.com/providers-Dallas-TX.html)

[JudynTX]

I hope the detectives take good NOTES.

:p:

:lol:lol