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maxpower
02-23-2005, 06:42 PM
http://dk-net.com/users/kevin/cybersex.html


Metaphoria

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

:lol

SpursWoman
02-23-2005, 06:46 PM
:lol :lol


Why am I suddenly craving a salad.......?

exstatic
02-23-2005, 07:57 PM
Salad shooter. :lmao

timvp
02-23-2005, 08:03 PM
ljinprincessland: Wanna cyber?
KoriLEllis: what?
ljinprincessland: nevermind

AlamoSpursFan
02-24-2005, 09:18 AM
ljinprincessland: Wanna cyber?
KoriLEllis: what?
ljinprincessland: nevermind

Ain't marriage grand?

:lmao