The Browns would never have the Jonas Brothers

[Thunder Dan]

As the halftime show, our fans would revolt and riot because we are all straight

[Fpoonsie]

As the halftime show, our fans would revolt and riot because we are all straight

You sure? Cause ya'll support a team that LOVES to suck.

[BruceBowenFan]

You sure? Cause ya'll support a team that LOVES to suck.

:lmao

[PixelPusher]

I saw a thread started by "Thunder Dan" with words "Browns" and "Jonas Brothers"...and I would have bet rent money on it having something to do with Brady Quinn.

[J.T.]

Cue article about Brady Quinn having Jonas Bros songs on his ipod

[Whisky Dog]

I thought the jonas brothers were Quinn's illegitimate children, explaining their pension for making young bitches drop their panties

[Thunder Dan]

Brady Quinn has spent most of his life stuffing tools like the Jonas Brothers into lockers. Common Cowboys fans, there is no explaining that one you had the freakin Jonas Brothers and a bunch of screaming girls as the halftime show

[leemajors]

yeah they shoulda brought toby keith back

[Homeland Security]

Brady Quinn has spent most of his life stuffing his tool into lookers like the Jonas Brothers.

[samikeyp]

Brady Quinn has spent most of his life stuffing tools like the Jonas Brothers into lockers. Common Cowboys fans, there is no explaining that one you had the freakin Jonas Brothers and a bunch of screaming girls as the halftime show

Not sure about "common" Cowboys fans :) but as an Uncommon Cowboys fan, I could care less about the halftime show, except that it helps raise money for a good cause.

That being said, I guess JJ wanted to attract the teeny-bopper crowd. :bang

[monosylab1k]

Jerry Jones knows how to make money and run a successful franchise, unlike whoever the slapdick is that runs the Browns.

[samikeyp]

Jerry Jones knows how to make money and run a successful franchise, unlike whoever the slapdick is that runs the Browns.

but is he a common slapdick? :lol

[jack sommerset]

Jonas Brothers rock the HOUSE down!

[Thunder Dan]

Jerry Jones knows how to make money and run a successful franchise, unlike whoever the slapdick is that runs the Browns.
I'd rather watch a losing team than have the Jonas Brothers come preform at halftime at Browns Stadium- I say that 100% serious.

You send the Jonas Brothers into Cleveland, Philly, Oakland or Pittsburgh and they don't make it out alive. I don't care that the Browns suck, I love them because they would never do something like this, and their fans wouldn't stand for it

[samikeyp]

I'd rather watch a losing team than have the Jonas Brothers come preform at halftime at Browns Stadium- I say that 100% serious.

And so you shall.

[sa_butta]

ubelievable how gay both halftime shows were. This is football right??

[SAtown]

And so you shall.

:lol

[Vinnie_Johnson]

As the halftime show, our fans would revolt and riot because we are all straight

But you have a big Homo as your QB.

http://blog.oregonlive.com/beavers/2008/02/large_brady-quinn-4.jpg

[jack sommerset]

If he is not gay, he just does not know it yet.

[Reggie Miller]

If he is not gay, he just does not know it yet.

Brady Quinn's so far back in the closet that they call him "Garment Bag."

[Reggie Miller]

I'd rather watch a losing team than have the Jonas Brothers come preform at halftime at Browns Stadium- I say that 100% serious.

You send the Jonas Brothers into Cleveland, Philly, Oakland or Pittsburgh and they don't make it out alive. I don't care that the Browns suck, I love them because they would never do something like this, and their fans wouldn't stand for it


So you would rather suffer through the fuckin' Cleveland Browns, as is, rather than put your television set on mute and spend five or ten minutes in the kitchen making a drink and/or a sandwich. You are either terribly insecure in your masculinity or a cretin (or both). I don't see any other rational explanations.

[MajorMike]

Come on, guys, you know you can't have sex with the Jonas brothers, they have a vow of chasitity.

[Thunder Dan]

So you would rather suffer through the fuckin' Cleveland Browns, as is, rather than put your television set on mute and spend five or ten minutes in the kitchen making a drink and/or a sandwich. You are either terribly insecure in your masculinity or a cretin (or both). I don't see any other rational explanations.

yeah I would rather have the Browns be bad than to sell out and having the fucking Jonas Brothers preform on our football field...sorry I'm a man.

[Obstructed_View]

Don't worry about it, TD. The Browns would never have a band that's tougher than their defense performing anyway.

[Thunder Dan]

the Browns used to have the G.E. Smith band (the guy from SNL) setup down on the sidelines and play during the games- that was pretty stupid. That was the same year Butch Davis created orange jerseys

http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/clev/AndraDavisCle.jpg