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monosylab1k
11-29-2008, 12:55 AM
He gets inserted in the lineup in the 3rd quarter and the Mavs game goes right down the shitter. You didn't need Nostradamus to predict that shit would happen.

If I had the opportunity to kill Osama Bin Laden or Devean George, I'll take Devean every time. That guy is almost a bigger cocksucker than Hitler.

sribb43
11-29-2008, 01:00 AM
If the Mavs have the same front office for years to come, Im afraid Dick Breath will retire a Dallas Mavericks. For some reason they love this guy and his so called championship pedigree bc we all know that he was responsible for LA winning 3 rings

Findog
11-29-2008, 01:01 AM
He's an experienced vet who can guard opposing perimeter players and knock down timely threes. We're real lucky to have him on our team.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/1533557385_502d479752.jpg?v=0

sribb43
11-29-2008, 01:03 AM
He has won championships in this league and is a proven winner

Findog
11-29-2008, 01:04 AM
Kobe and Shaq piggybacked him to three rings.

sribb43
11-29-2008, 01:05 AM
Kobe and Shaq piggybacked him to three rings.

thats not what Donnie believes...he thinks Shaq and Kobe road Devean's sack to 3 rings

Findog
11-29-2008, 01:08 AM
In other news, Brad Davis is available for mustache rides:

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/biobrad.jpg

monosylab1k
11-29-2008, 01:59 PM
http://www.hoopsworld.com/Blogs/CourtsideBlog.asp?GAME_ID=28426&LEAGUE_CODE=NBA


Speaking of Kobe, he finished with 35 points on 14-26 shooting. After hitting 4-12 in the first he converted 10-14 in the second. He seemed to take great joy in beating his ex-teammate Devean George - who visited the Laker locker room after the game to pal around with Luke Walton - and to get razzed further by Kobe.

So he's visiting with former teammates instead of being with his current ones. He should have been apologizing to the Mavs for such a shitty ass performance.

sribb43
11-29-2008, 03:33 PM
http://www.hoopsworld.com/Blogs/CourtsideBlog.asp?GAME_ID=28426&LEAGUE_CODE=NBA



So he's visiting with former teammates instead of being with his current ones. He should have been apologizing to the Mavs for such a shitty ass performance.

Cut that fucking piece of shit....he was in collusion with the Lakers to make the Mavs lose last night. If I were the Mavs on Dec 15 I would trade his ass to the Thunder for future considerations. Make his ass suffer in OKC

Trainwreck2100
11-29-2008, 04:02 PM
If I were the Mavs on Dec 15 I would trade his ass to the Thunder for future considerations. Make his ass suffer in OKC

They can't, cause he got his bird rights back :lol

Udokafan05
11-29-2008, 10:25 PM
I have never seen anyone play worse defense then the way george played vs kobe last night. Then when a timeout was called he was blaming everyone for his problems.

Findog
11-29-2008, 10:29 PM
I have never seen anyone play worse defense then the way george played vs kobe last night.

I have. There as a Pistons-Suns game nationally televised on ABC last year. They had the Suns coaches miked up and then played excerpts during timeouts. Sheed hits a turnaround jumper on the baseline over Duhmare and then during the miked-up segment, D'Antoni says "Nobody in the world can guard that shot."

Maybe so, but Duhmare literally stood there. Didn't get his hands up, didn't move his feet, he "guarded" Sheed as well as a statue would. Embarrassing.

sribb43
11-29-2008, 11:14 PM
I have never seen anyone play worse defense then the way george played vs kobe last night. Then when a timeout was called he was blaming everyone for his problems.

Actually if you watched the Knicks Warriors game tonight you would have seen 24 guys, 12 on each team that played worse D than George

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-29-2008, 11:18 PM
Steve Kerr was a horrible defender. Admittedly he was such an athletic disaster that if he went all out he'd probably still be a bad defender, but his effort was nothing short of abyssmal. I'd take a card board cut out of Devean George on defense over a living Steve Kerr.

Brickhouse
11-29-2008, 11:19 PM
Only on the Mavs would a dumbfuck scrub like George get starting minutes after publicly sabotaging a trade after bitching about wanting to be traded and then get resigned.

sribb43
11-29-2008, 11:23 PM
Damn, Mavs could have signed Matt Barnes for the minimum and let Dick Breath walk...

What s shitty offseason, sign Diop to full MLE, give Barea a ridiculous 3 year deal when no one would have probably offerred him more than 1 year and resign George:bang

sribb43
11-29-2008, 11:26 PM
WTF is wrong is wrong with Carlisle. he just started George to begin the 2nd half against SAC

Obstructed_View
11-29-2008, 11:52 PM
Steve Kerr was a horrible defender. Admittedly he was such an athletic disaster that if he went all out he'd probably still be a bad defender, but his effort was nothing short of abyssmal. I'd take a card board cut out of Devean George on defense over a living Steve Kerr.

Since Kerr's biggest play of the Spurs' closeout game against Dallas was on the defensive end, I'm guessing you weren't a fan of the Spurs in 2003.

monosylab1k
11-30-2008, 12:25 AM
Since Kerr's biggest play of the Spurs' closeout game against Dallas was on the defensive end, I'm guessing you weren't a fan of the Spurs in 2003.

I like how some Spurs fans can base their entire opinion of a players career on one play. Diop blocks Tim Duncan in OT of Game 7, so he's the second coming of Bill Russell. Steve Kerr made one defensive play in his life, so another Spurs fan is an idiot for saying he was a shitty defender.

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-30-2008, 01:00 AM
Since Kerr's biggest play of the Spurs' closeout game against Dallas was on the defensive end, I'm guessing you weren't a fan of the Spurs in 2003.

I was one in 99 as I watched any Knick he was guarding go around him like a parking cone.

ElNono
11-30-2008, 01:09 AM
Kerr sucked on defense. There's no arguing that. He did made it up on the other end, though.

sook
11-30-2008, 01:51 AM
why do you guys call him dickbreath anywho?

Findog
11-30-2008, 01:53 AM
why do you guys call him dickbreath anywho?

Cause he sucks dick.

sribb43
11-30-2008, 01:55 AM
Cause he sucks dick.

:lmao

sook
11-30-2008, 01:59 AM
Cause he sucks dick.

what i meant to say was why do you guys hate him so much?

Findog
11-30-2008, 02:01 AM
what i meant to say was why do you guys hate him so much?

I guess you just have to experience him getting rotation minutes for a team that you root for to really understand.

sook
11-30-2008, 02:08 AM
I guess you just have to experience him getting rotation minutes for a team that you root for to really understand.

o i c :toast

Findog
11-30-2008, 02:09 AM
o i c :toast

I'm trying to think of who would be the equivalent on the Rockets, maybe Joe Barely Cares or Derrick Chevious.

Ghazi
11-30-2008, 02:13 AM
I'm just curious as to how the nickname "Dick Breath" developed.

Lincoln
02-12-2013, 03:58 PM
Hi

Samuel Eto'o
02-12-2013, 04:05 PM
Every team has a dick breath

monosylab1k
02-12-2013, 04:15 PM
Funny how looking back, if Dick Breath had ultimately killed the Kidd trade, he would have also destroyed the 2011 season. That guy really is Satan.

monosylab1k
02-12-2013, 04:16 PM
Also, :lol at everyone who said the Kidd/Harris trade was a disaster.

Latarian Milton
02-13-2013, 01:10 AM
son of a bitch was lakers' spy imho

Arnold Toht
02-13-2013, 01:18 AM
Also, :lol at everyone who said the Kidd/Harris trade was a disaster.

Vereinbart. We need him back right now.