Iowa Woman Caught Having Sex in Metrodome Blames Alcohol - i laughed

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Iowa Woman Caught Having Sex in Metrodome Blames Alcohol
MINNEAPOLIS—According to Des Moines Register.com, the Carroll, Iowa woman who was caught having sex in the Metrodome bathroom on Saturday, says she’s had so much wine, that she does not remember walking into the men’s restroom.Lois Feldman, 38, also claims not to have remembered the man she had sex with in the stall or when the police opened the door.
The incidentAccording to a police report, a Metrodome security officer saw two people having sex in a handicapped stall after noticing two sets of feet with underwear dropped to the ground.A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.Feldman, was turned over to her husband. Ross Walsh, 26, of Linden, Iowa was turned over to his girlfriend.'Ruined my life'"It's ruined my life," she said through tears today. "Not just the incident but the press." Feldman, a married mother of three, said she was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.Feldman told Register.com that her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime."I don't know what happened," Lois Feldman said. "But I don't deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports."Police ticketed Feldman and Walsh for indecent conduct Saturday night.A police report described both Feldman and Walsh as upset, drunk and uncooperative, but campus police released no other details. A deputy police chief did not return telephone calls.Feldman said she'd never met Walsh.She said she remembers sitting in the stands one moment and the next "being slammed around by a cop and screaming.""Apparently I was panicked and very uncooperative," she said.Feldman said she "ran away" from the Metrodome after the incident. She said a woman she didn't know offered her a ride home. Feldman said she gave her husband's cell phone number to the woman, who called Kelly Feldman for directions to the couple's hotel.Lois Feldman said her attorney has encouraged her to fight the ticket."He feels I was taken advantage of in my state of mind," she said. "This is not me. We're a very good family. This shouldn't happen."

[Richard Cranium]

She's a real cougar.

[tlongII]

:ttiwwp:

[ORION]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
Holy Shit that is hilarious !!
Pictures ?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:ttiwwp:


i guess the google doesn't reach oregon

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[Richard Cranium]

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lois-feldman-photo-2.jpg

Allegedly.

[Richard Cranium]

:ttiwwp:

Well, would you?

[sonic21]

:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

That whore.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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[Sen. Craig]

Some people have all the luck.

[ORION]

I'm surprised she didn't pull the rape card right off the bat or say the last thing I remember was sitting down on the toilet and thinking they just installed a new internal vagina cleaner

[I. Hustle]

http://www.loisfeldman.com/loisportrait.jpg
http://www.loisfeldman.com

[ORION]

that is awesome
she is definitely a whore
but that is awesome

[I. Hustle]

The husband is a chump. I wouldn't be supportive and I sure as hell would not blame myself.

[Trainwreck2100]

the husband must be one ugly sob if he's blaming himself

[ORION]

http://www.loisfeldman.com/loisportrait.jpg
http://www.loisfeldman.com

you know you still would ! If that chick walked in on you taking a piss and said "hurry up we have 2 minutes you'd say "Hell Yes and what will we do for the other minute and a half"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm surprised she didn't pull the rape card right off the bat or say the last thing I remember was sitting down on the toilet and thinking they just installed a new internal vagina cleaner
don't look now
Woman in Metrodome sex incident says she was victimBy DOUGLAS BURNSStaff WriterFriday, November 28, 2008MINNEAPOLIS - While police say a high-profile indecent conduct case in the Minneapolis Metrodome Saturday is closed, a Carroll woman involved in it told the Daily Times Herald she believes she was a victim of foul play rather than a willing collaborator.

Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, and Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, were ticketed for indecent conduct after they were reportedly caught engaging in sexual activity in a Metrodome men's restroom handicapped stall during the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers game with the Iowa Hawkeyes. More than a dozen people in the restroom were cheering Feldman and Walsh by the time authorities arrived, a University of Minnesota Police report says.

Feldman acknowledged drinking heavily before the game and says she doesn't remember being in the bathroom.

"I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

Information obtained in police reports and during an interview with University of Minnesota Police Chief Greg Hestness revealed no suggestion or evidence that the incident was anything but consensual on the part of both Walsh and Feldman.

But Feldman tells the Daily Times Herald she may have been drugged or otherwise victimized.

"Everybody thinks something got put in my drink," Feldman said.

She offers no further details as to how that might have happened or who may have been involved.

"Right, and that's what my attorney and I are working on," Feldman said.

Contacted this morning and asked if Feldman was planning to file a complaint or seek a reopening of the investigation in Minneapolis, Jeff Minnich of Carroll, Feldman's attorney, said he had no comment.

The Daily Times Herald sought to contact Walsh, but there is no phone listing with the address he gave police. An Avalon Security officer, Craig Andrashko, who was listed in the police report as the first witness to the incident, did not return a phone call.

But in the police report, Andrashko described what he observed as "sexual intercourse."

Hestness said the case is closed by citation.

When asked to respond to Feldman's suggestion that she is a victim of a crime, Hestness said: "All I can say is the actions went on for some period of time with many witnesses on hand and no one reported either party was objecting."

Hestness said Feldman made no allegations to the officers at the scene about the incident being non-consensual.

"If the implication is lack of consent due to intoxication, I guess that could be true for either party, however, they declined the officer's request to submit to an (alcohol test) so the extent of intoxication cannot be demonstrated," Hestness said.

Hestness largely talked about the incident in the context of the binge-drinking atmosphere at many college football venues.

"We will be attending our annual Big 10 chiefs conference next month (in Iowa)," Hestness said. "I suspect this case and the flood of last summer will be big topics."

The University of Minnesota has been without an on- campus stadium since 1980 when Memorial Stadium closed and the Gophers began sharing the Metrodome. The team will move into TCF Bank Stadium next fall with the opening game against Air Force.

"The absence of public alcohol sales at our stadium per Big 10 standards will be a welcome change," Hestness said.


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[ORION]

the husband must be one ugly sob if he's blaming himself

:lol:lol
he acts like this is very common among women. If it was you might still have a chance. You should move to Iowa

[I. Hustle]

you know you still would ! If that chick walked in on you taking a piss and said "hurry up we have 2 minutes you'd say "Hell Yes and what will we do for the other minute and a half"

:lol I never said I wouldn't

[Good 'N Plenty]

There are vids all over youtube of people getting hand jobs at games and stuff so this doesn't surprise me.

[tonylongoriafan]

The husband is a chump. I wouldn't be supportive and I sure as hell would not blame myself.

he's 26 and she's 38 with 3 kids...wtf is this guy doing...get the fuck out!

[ORION]

don't look now
Woman in Metrodome sex incident says she was victimBy DOUGLAS BURNSStaff WriterFriday, November 28, 2008MINNEAPOLIS - While police say a high-profile indecent conduct case in the Minneapolis Metrodome Saturday is closed, a Carroll woman involved in it told the Daily Times Herald she believes she was a victim of foul play rather than a willing collaborator.

Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, and Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, were ticketed for indecent conduct after they were reportedly caught engaging in sexual activity in a Metrodome men's restroom handicapped stall during the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers game with the Iowa Hawkeyes. More than a dozen people in the restroom were cheering Feldman and Walsh by the time authorities arrived, a University of Minnesota Police report says.

Feldman acknowledged drinking heavily before the game and says she doesn't remember being in the bathroom.

"I would never ever do that," Feldman said. "My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday."

Information obtained in police reports and during an interview with University of Minnesota Police Chief Greg Hestness revealed no suggestion or evidence that the incident was anything but consensual on the part of both Walsh and Feldman.

But Feldman tells the Daily Times Herald she may have been drugged or otherwise victimized.

"Everybody thinks something got put in my drink," Feldman said.

She offers no further details as to how that might have happened or who may have been involved.

"Right, and that's what my attorney and I are working on," Feldman said.

Contacted this morning and asked if Feldman was planning to file a complaint or seek a reopening of the investigation in Minneapolis, Jeff Minnich of Carroll, Feldman's attorney, said he had no comment.

The Daily Times Herald sought to contact Walsh, but there is no phone listing with the address he gave police. An Avalon Security officer, Craig Andrashko, who was listed in the police report as the first witness to the incident, did not return a phone call.

But in the police report, Andrashko described what he observed as "sexual intercourse."

Hestness said the case is closed by citation.

When asked to respond to Feldman's suggestion that she is a victim of a crime, Hestness said: "All I can say is the actions went on for some period of time with many witnesses on hand and no one reported either party was objecting."

Hestness said Feldman made no allegations to the officers at the scene about the incident being non-consensual.

"If the implication is lack of consent due to intoxication, I guess that could be true for either party, however, they declined the officer's request to submit to an (alcohol test) so the extent of intoxication cannot be demonstrated," Hestness said.




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I knew it ! What a bitch! I go to church blah blah blah I have kids blah blah blah. Your still a slut.

[I. Hustle]

Yeah I bet someone put something in her drink. A penis.

[ORION]

Yeah I bet someone put something in her drink. A penis.

I hate it when chicks drug me and the next thing I know I have my wang half way in some chicks mouth. I'd use that excuse all the time if it works for her.

[sonic21]

the husband must be one ugly sob if he's blaming himself

i like your signature

[Richard Cranium]

Yeah I bet someone put something in her drink. A penis.

I'm sure she was drinking cocktails.

[Sportcamper]

There is a reason the police were called…The men witnessing this indecent act were horrified & wanted the woman out of the men’s room…
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[spurs_fan_in_exile]

En vino veritas. Ho fo sho.

Seems wrong to lose her job over this though.

[JoeChalupa]

En vino veritas. Ho fo sho.

Seems wrong to lose her job over this though.

I agree. Her getting screwed again is not the answer.

[I. Hustle]

I hate it when chicks drug me and the next thing I know I have my wang half way in some chicks mouth. I'd use that excuse all the time if it works for her.

No joke. I would be like sorry hon I was drunk. Then we'd laugh about it.

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL.

Think about this. She's watching the football game. She gets up to go to the restroom. Next thing she knows, she's banging some perfect stranger in the restroom with a dozen more guys watching...

must have been one hell of a pickup line...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL.

Think about this. She's watching the football game. She gets up to go to the restroom. Next thing she knows, she's banging some perfect stranger in the restroom with a dozen more guys watching...

must have been one hell of a pickup line...

.....and all before halftime. she must be a sloppy drunk. the most annoying ones.

[JoeChalupa]

I've never bought the whole "I was drunk" excuse.

[I. Hustle]

.....and all before halftime. she must be a sloppy drunk. the most annoying ones.

Who knows if it was only one guy.

[ORION]

Who knows if it was only one guy.

I bet there was a line and then they dispersed when the cops showed up.
No wonder the husband was supportive. He was probably in line thinking it was some other chick.

[I. Hustle]

I bet there was a line and then they dispersed when the cops showed up.
No wonder the husband was supportive. He was probably in line thinking it was some other chick.

Yeah he was thinking shit I better hurry before the wife finishes taking a dump. I wonder what's taking so long up there? Shit it says now serving 23 and I'm 69. I thought the number was cool at first but... heeeyyy HEY! HEY! LOIS?! LOIS! HURRY THE FUKK UP!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who knows if it was only one guy.you may be on to something there.

[Fat boy]

Who knows if it was only one guy.

Would you want sloppy seconds?

[dickface]

i guess the google doesn't reach oregon

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lois-feldman-carroll-iowa-woman.jpg
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:tu i'd pump her in the ass

[Richard Cranium]

That dude must think he's one bad mofo.

[I Love Me Some Me]

I go to church every Sunday, after drinking heavily every Saturday.

[Richard Cranium]

I go to church to find women.

[tonylongoriafan]

i go to the grocery store to find women

[ploto]

I remember a story some years back about a law being passed somewhere that was supposed to protect women- why them specifically I do not know- claiming that sex could not be consensual if the person was drunk. Somehow you were responsible for knowing whether or not the other person was drunk/ sober enough to consent or not. What I never understood was how a drunk person was supposed to figure out if another drunk person was sober enough to consent. Why was the option just to say the women were not having consensual sex, when as the officer said in this report, the man is not sober enough to consent either.

[jman3000]

:lol @ her husband being supportive. I know they have 3 children and all... but that bitch cheated on him in the fucking stall of a stadium bathroom and he's the one who should be the laughing stock now for taking her back. he needs to grow a pair, kick her out, and buy her season tickets.

[jman3000]

so which ugly whore was it?

im a bit confused by all the alleged whores being posted.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so which ugly whore was it?

im a bit confused by all the alleged whores being posted.
see post #5

[AlamoSpursFan]

i guess the google doesn't reach oregon

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lois-feldman-carroll-iowa-woman.jpg
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[Jekka]

I agree. Her getting screwed again is not the answer.

Ordinarily I would agree, but the fact that she works at an assisted living community makes me think that her employer felt that she was too much of a risk to have around ... and I can't say that I blame them from a liability point of view.

[ORION]

Ordinarily I would agree, but the fact that she works at an assisted living community makes me think that her employer felt that she was too much of a risk to have around ... and I can't say that I blame them from a liability point of view.

can you imagine all of the male patients are probably pretty pissed right about now

[AlamoSpursFan]

Ordinarily I would agree, but the fact that she works at an assisted living community makes me think that her employer felt that she was too much of a risk to have around ... and I can't say that I blame them from a liability point of view.

Unless she's getting hammered and screwing the patients in the can at work, it shouldn't be an issue.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

can you imagine all of the male patients are probably pretty pissed right about now
nah. they're probably too busy crapping their pants.

[AlamoSpursFan]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/ross-walsh.jpg

Ummm...that must have been some really good wine...

http://www.inquisitr.com/9928/lois-k-feldman-sex-in-a-toilet-at-a-football-game-with-a-guy-i-dont-know-ruined-my-life/

[I. Hustle]

She ruined his life? He didn't have to bone her :lol

[Jekka]

Unless she's getting hammered and screwing the patients in the can at work, it shouldn't be an issue.

I'm not saying that it was the right thing to do, just that I could understand the line of thinking. I would like to think that she doesn't drink at work or take advantage of the patients, but that kind of stuff happens a lot in those communities. If she has previously displayed good judgment in the workplace then she probably should have just gotten some sort of verbal warning and that would be it. I imagine there was probably some pressure from the families of patients, though that's just an inference.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Damn them morality clauses!

She's a dirty whore who deserves every damning look and jab (I know) she gets.

[JoeChalupa]

Ordinarily I would agree, but the fact that she works at an assisted living community makes me think that her employer felt that she was too much of a risk to have around ... and I can't say that I blame them from a liability point of view.

If she had a record of DUI or other alcohol related issues I could understand but I also see her employer's point of view.
But I don't agree with random piss testing either.

[AlamoSpursFan]

For the record...she's listed:

Lois K Feldman

home

634 Troy Dr

Carroll, IA 51401-1724

(712) 792-1231

[Spurminator]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/ross-walsh.jpg

Ummm...that must have been some really good wine...

http://www.inquisitr.com/9928/lois-k-feldman-sex-in-a-toilet-at-a-football-game-with-a-guy-i-dont-know-ruined-my-life/


He told her he was Dustin Hoffman.

[Bigzax]

her firing seems very appropriate.

[Rain Man]

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I hit it yyeeeaaaahhhh
definately
definately hit it

[Slydragon]

First of all, I know at this game people had camera phones, it's not a damn bingo hall so where is the video? I know there is some and I demand it.

Also her husband supports her? WTF. I guess that explains this pic of there first child









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[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm still laughing over this stupid broad.

[bus driver]

she would be hot after a six pack! :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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whoops.

[DisAsTerBot]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/ross-walsh.jpg

Ummm...that must have been some really good wine...

http://www.inquisitr.com/9928/lois-k-feldman-sex-in-a-toilet-at-a-football-game-with-a-guy-i-dont-know-ruined-my-life/

there's no way in hell that guy's 26

[50 cent]

This is all kinds of greatness.

[I. Hustle]

How drunk would you have to be to not know what you were doing? I mean she got up from her seat and made it all the way over there and some how got some dude(s) to bone her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How drunk would you have to be to not know what you were doing? I mean she got up from her seat and made it all the way over there and some how got some dude(s) to bone her.
.....and all of that before halftime. i think that's what amazes me about it.

[Dex]

I'm not sure who is dumber, the lady for saying that she doesn't remember being in the bathroom at all, or the people who actually believe her.

If she was drunk to the extent of memory loss, I'd venture to say she'd also be too drunk to sneak to the bathroom and have consensual sex with a complete stranger. And the fact that she's pulling the roofie card, but isn't following up on any charges, only further shows that she obviously doesn't harbor a whole lot of ill will towards her partner in crime.

[Jekka]

I'm not sure who is dumber, the lady for saying that she doesn't remember being in the bathroom at all, or the people who actually believe her.

If she was drunk to the extent of memory loss, I'd venture to say she'd also be too drunk to sneak to the bathroom and have consensual sex with a complete stranger. And the fact that she's pulling the roofie card, but isn't following up on any charges, only further shows that she obviously doesn't harbor a whole lot of ill will towards her partner in crime.

In Texas you cannot consent to sex if you are intoxicated. I don't know the laws in Iowa, but in Texas it would not be considered consensual.

[TwAnKiEs]

cocain's a helluva drug!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

In Texas you cannot consent to sex if you are intoxicated. I don't know the laws in Iowa, but in Texas it would not be considered consensual.

In that case could the guy say he was intoxicated as well, and then what does it become, a double-foul with no yardage assessed?

I think the fact that she is not pressing charges indicates that she's just making excuses. If there were 15 people in the bathroom all hearing/witnessing the incident I'm sure there are plenty of folks available who can testify to whether or not it appeared consensual.

[ploto]

In Texas you cannot consent to sex if you are intoxicated. I don't know the laws in Iowa, but in Texas it would not be considered consensual.

That is what I mentioned above and no one responded. That law makes little sense to me because often both people are intoxicated- like at college parties. And if the law specifically relates to drunk women not giving consent then what about gay males?

[CosmicCowboy]

That is what I mentioned above and no one responded. That law makes little sense to me because often both people are intoxicated- like at college parties. And if the law specifically relates to drunk women not giving consent then what about gay males?

I think that the assumption is that if the guy can pop wood he's not too drunk to know what he is doing.

[ploto]

I think that the assumption is that if the guy can pop wood he's not too drunk to know what he is doing.

You can rape someone without being "successful."

[CosmicCowboy]

You can rape someone without being "successful."

I wouldn't know about that.

[50 cent]

In that case could the guy say he was intoxicated as well, and then what does it become, a double-foul with no yardage assessed?
REPLAY FIRST DOWN! :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I wouldn't know about that.
Are you saying you've never failed an attempt? :wow

[CosmicCowboy]

Are you saying you've never failed an attempt? :wow

Yep...never succeeded a rape attempt either.

[Jekka]

In that case could the guy say he was intoxicated as well, and then what does it become, a double-foul with no yardage assessed?

Basically. That's why fewer charges are pressed by angry parents who find out that their teenagers are having sex, because if his/her partner is also under-aged, there's not a whole lot they can do since the other party would be able to produce the same charges.


And if the law specifically relates to drunk women not giving consent then what about gay males?
... why would the law say that? To the best of my knowledge the law is written in a non-gender specific way with regards to consent.

[AlamoSpursFan]

In Texas you cannot consent to sex if you are intoxicated. I don't know the laws in Iowa, but in Texas it would not be considered consensual.

If that's the case, then am I legally married?

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

And now, some scenes from next week's episode of

Minnesota Bathroom

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[ploto]

If you drive drunk, you are responsible for that choice. What about a FWI?