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Findog
12-01-2008, 10:02 PM
Just to compare and contrast

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111197

If you have five dollars and Devin Harris has five dollars, Devin has more money than you

There is no ctrl button on Devin's computer. Devin is always in control

Remember al Queada? They decided to quit after watching that Suns-Nets game last night

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it's a Devintatorship.

When that Nets-Suns game was aired in France, the French surrendered to Devin just to be on the safe side.

Devin Harris invented the color black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of light. Except pink. Jason Kidd invented pink.

Devin Harris once converted a five-point play.

Little known medical fact: Devin Harris invented the Caesarean section when he crossover-dribbled his way out of his mother's womb.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Devin Harris.

Marlee Matlin's favorite song is Devin Harris.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to Devin Harris taking his man off the dribble

Devin Harris is what Willis was talkin' about.

In a fight between the Federation and the Romulans, the winner would be Devin Harris.

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not guard Devin Harris" This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

They were going to release a Devin Harris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Devin Harris. In The Library. With a Crossover Dribble."

Devin Harris did not "lose" his virginity, he took it to the hole and drew an And One

Mr.Bottomtooth
12-01-2008, 10:11 PM
Devin Harris can kill ants with a magnifying glass. At night.

mystargtr34
12-01-2008, 10:19 PM
Devin Harris lost his virginity before his dad.

Mr.Bottomtooth
12-01-2008, 10:21 PM
When Devin Harris crosses the street, the cars look both ways.

Findog
12-01-2008, 10:23 PM
Devin Harris can strangle a hooker with only one hand.

Mr.Bottomtooth
12-01-2008, 10:24 PM
:lmao

Mr.Bottomtooth
12-01-2008, 10:25 PM
Red Bull is Devin Harris' urine.

Mr.Bottomtooth
12-01-2008, 10:34 PM
The following is a list of things Devin Harris can't do:





















































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pauls931
12-01-2008, 10:45 PM
Devin Harris can strangle a hooker with only one hand.

After reading that, I'm not even going to try...

mystargtr34
12-01-2008, 11:03 PM
Devin Harris can strangle a hooker with only one hand.

Devin Harris can strangle a hooker with no hands

DPG21920
12-01-2008, 11:09 PM
This thread is a massive rip off of the "James Gist" thread.

Findog
12-01-2008, 11:11 PM
This thread is a massive rip off of the "James Gist" thread.

No, it's a massive rip off of Chuck Norris facts. I don't care about James Gist and rarely if ever venture into the Spurs forum.

DPG21920
12-01-2008, 11:31 PM
Still an unoriginal thread by all accounts.

sook
12-01-2008, 11:36 PM
Devin Harris only queefs after eating french fries

Findog
12-01-2008, 11:37 PM
Still an unoriginal thread by all accounts.

By all means refrain from participating. Everybody else wants to have fun.

dirk4mvp
12-02-2008, 12:50 AM
This thread is a massive rip off of the "James Gist" thread.

Who the fuck is James Gist?


Ever since the Manu doesn't belive thread, you've had the biggest vagina on this forum.

DPG21920
12-02-2008, 01:10 AM
Who the fuck is James Gist?


Ever since the Manu doesn't belive thread, you've had the biggest vagina on this forum.

You make no sense, and that is your only go to line, you belong in an unoriginal thread.

E20
12-02-2008, 01:34 AM
Devin Harris once played a whole game while sitting on the bench.

Findog
12-02-2008, 07:54 AM
Ever since the Manu doesn't belive thread, you've had the biggest vagina on this forum.

I had to do a search for that, but oh man, what a find. Thanks for turning me on to that. What a twat.

resistanze
12-02-2008, 09:21 AM
Stuart Tanner is actually Devin Harris.

spurs_fan_in_exile
12-02-2008, 11:03 AM
The speeder bike scenes in Return of the Jedi were done by having Devin Harris dribble through the woods while carrying a camera, then using special effects to edit him out, and slowing the footage down to a quarter speed.

BruceBowenFan
12-02-2008, 11:29 AM
:lmao man some of these are to much

mavs>spurs2
12-02-2008, 07:49 PM
I really don't find the situation funny and I don't know why Mav fans try to downplay the trade. Just sack up and admit it if you were wrong, it's not really a big deal, and either way it's not making our team a contender again anytime soon. I wasn't really enthusiastic about the trade when it happened, but I wasn't totally against it either, so mark me down as guilty. But at least I'll man up and say that it was definately the straw that broke the camel's back for our team rather than downplay devin's emergence as a top tier point guard. Shit happens, and I'm ready to move on, good luck to Devin.

E20
12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Devin Harris gave birth to Jason Kidd

j-money24
12-03-2008, 12:59 AM
u know what would be funny... if harris makes the all-star team this year and no dallas mavrick player makes it ..hahaha
i wouldnt be surprized..since dirk hasnt been playing that well

Findog
12-19-2008, 11:26 AM
u know what would be funny... if harris makes the all-star team this year and no dallas mavrick player makes it ..hahaha
i wouldnt be surprized..since dirk hasnt been playing that well

Yeah, how is that working out for you, fuckstick? Here's his point/rebound totals for his last 17 games:

27/10
27/10
46/8
23/13
35/10
24/11
39/9
29/10
19/8
19/12
24/12
25/10
24/12
25/10
24/12
32/9
39/15



Bump for tonight's game