Jason Kidd facts

[Findog]

Just to compare and contrast

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Jason Kidd eats an entire Shepherd's Pie by himself, every day at 2PM

Jason Kidd is feeding a turkey into a wood chipper.

Jason Kidd loved the Sugarcubes, but he can pass on Bjork.

Jason Kidd isn't going to pay any f***ing corkage fee on his bottle of Thunderbird, you sommelier twat.

Jason Kidd likes to rashly split his infinitives.

Jason Kidd just tells hookers that he's going to kill them, but he doesn't actually do it.

Jason Kidd is the Sarah Palin of aging point guards.

Jason Kidd has the largest collection of Hentai in the city of Dallas.

Jason Kidd sits alone in Victory Park for hours, watching the children play.

Jason Kidd first suggested Sarah Palin.

Jason Kidd wears a dress every time he goes to visit Charles, Kenny and Ernie.

Jason Kidd obviously lost a bet to Gary Payton some time ago.

Jason Kidd cries himself to sleep at night, because of his missing foreskin.

Jason Kidd is a well-known "mouthy bottom" in Uptown and the Bishop Arts District.

Jason Kidd thought we would be greeted as liberators.

Jason Kidd once slept with a Downs Syndrome girl.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

The "you know how i know you're gay" conversation from 40-year-old virgin is based on Kidd's hobbies.

[Findog]

Jason Kidd had an adjustable-rate mortgage.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Jason Kidd prefers Jeff Foxworthy instead of Dave Chappelle.

[Findog]

Jason Kidd once shot -5 for 15 from the floor.

[Findog]

Plaxico Burress took a gun-safety course from Jason Kidd

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Jason Kidd hates the stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut.

[Findog]

Jason Kidd voted for Bush

[pauls931]

Jason Kidd can divide by one.

[Indazone]

Jason Kidd gets owned in head to head matchups with Harris

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj137/Spurspics/ScreenHunter_01Dec012140.jpg

[Findog]

Jason Kidd gets owned in head to head matchups with Harris

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj137/Spurspics/ScreenHunter_01Dec012140.jpg

Jason Kidd fucking owns him on blocks per game, bitch!

[Indazone]

haha yah he does at a 5:1 clip

[Findog]

3 PT FG % is also a resounding win for the Kidd.

[stretch]

Jason Kidd gets owned in head to head matchups with Harris

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj137/Spurspics/ScreenHunter_01Dec012140.jpg

This isn't head to head dumbass. It's a comparison of their season's averages.

[monosylab1k]

Jason Kidd gets owned in head to head matchups with Harris

Kidd beat Harris last time the Mavs played the Nets. And the time before that too, actually, when Kidd was still a Net.

[resistanze]

Jason's Kidd's ego is so big, his son inherited it.

[monosylab1k]

Jason Kidd invented Guitar Hero.

[monosylab1k]

Jason Kidd was the uncredited screenwriter of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

[resistanze]

Jason Kidd is longtime friends with Pauly Shore.

[Findog]

Here's a local Dallas reference:

Jason Kidd had his lasik surgery performed by Dr. Gary Tylock.

http://www.irvinghealthcare.org/ama/orig/Tylock.jpg

[Findog]

Jason Kidd assured Wade Phillips that Brad Johnson would make a capable backup to Tony Romo.

[Boston Pancake]

Jason Kidd polishes Rajon Rondo's walnuts!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Jason Kidd only beats his wife when she beats him in a pick up game.

[Findog]

If you want to beat the Clippers at home by 2 points, Jason Kidd is your man.

[Findog]

Jason Kidd would make for a lovely expiring contract

[nkdlunch]

Jason Kidd likes to shower with the Mexican Smurf

[Bob Lanier]

Jason Kidd beats his wife white and yellow.

[monosylab1k]

Jason Kidd is a big Mind of Mencia fan

[monosylab1k]

Jason Kidd read Twilight and has seen the movie six times.

[monosylab1k]

Jason Kidd gets Miggs'd by Devin Harris every day.

[Findog]

You can get the latest on what Jason Kidd is up to on Twitter..

Oops, sorry, that was Big Fag Facts:

http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

[Ghazi]

PG duel tonight!!!

Kidd v Calderon!!!11

lets hope Kidd bounce back

[Findog]

bump for tonight's game