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hater
12-04-2008, 11:49 AM
DC Goverment and Mayor is letting restaurants and bars open and serving alcohol 24 hours for 3 days straight on inaguration. Vegas style.

Clubs are preparing 3 day long parties with drugs and alcohol served like never before in nations capital. Prostitues are coming from as far as San Antonio Texas to sell sex to the millions of visitors.

I heard they will sacrifice a small white baby at the feet of Lincoln Memorial... :)

tonylongoriafan
12-04-2008, 11:53 AM
how long does it take to drive to dc? maybe i can catch a ride with one of those san antonio prostitutes?

tonylongoriafan
12-04-2008, 11:54 AM
by the way, where do they work at...i've never really looked, but i've also never really noticed them either!

hater
12-04-2008, 12:04 PM
washington post

D.C. Bars, Nightclubs to Be Open 24-hours A Day for Inauguration Week
The D.C. Council approved emergency legislation this evening that will allow District bars, nightclubs and restaurants to serve alcohol until 5 a.m. — three hours later than usual — and remain open for food around the clock from Jan. 17 until the morning after Obama’s swearing-in Jan. 20.

The bill was the brainchild of the Restaurant Association of Metropolitan Washington and was introduced by council member Jim Graham (D-Ward 1), who represents nightlife-heavy neighborhoods of Adams Morgan and Mount Pleasant.

The council approved the bill 9 to 4. Phil Mendelson (D-At Large) was the only one who objected to the extra hours. But Graham, Carol Schwartz (R-At Large) and Muriel Bowser also voted against the bill, which originally excluded nightclubs at Mayor Adrian M. Fenty's request, after it was amended to include them.

With as many as three million people expected to come to Washington for the inaugural, the city must be meet their entertainment demands, Graham had said upon introducing the measure.

"I know a lot of people are excited about the inauguration and I share that excitement," Mendelson said. "But there are very few people I know of out partying at 5 in the morning or 4 in the morning who aren’t getting drunk. I think there are going to be consequences to that from a public safety and public order point of view. It's not a good policy to be supporting."

The only day the city regularly extends normal drinking hours is Jan. 1, when bars are allowed to keep serving alcohol until 4 a.m. But the legislation quickly drew the ire of civic leaders, who complained that the council did not seek public input. The new rules could create more noise and problems for residents, said activists who have fought for tougher restrictions on bars and restaurant.

On a normal week, bars and nightclubs can serve alcohol until 2 a.m. on weekdays and until 3 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. The only day the city regularly extends normal drinking hours is Jan. 1, when bars are allowed to keep serving alcohol until 4 a.m.

But the legislation quickly drew the ire of civic leaders, who complained that the council did not seek public input. The new rules could create more noise and problems for residents, said activists who have fought for tougher restrictions on bars and restaurant.

“I see the potential for why you’d want to do it, in terms of this being a historic election, but to just throw this down on neighborhoods?” said Bryan Weaver, head of the Adams Morgan advisory neighborhood commissions. “To have 3 1/2 days of 24-hour service without any input from the community — there’s going to be hell to pay from a lot of neighborhood associations.”

But Andrew Kline, general counsel for the restaurant association, said Obama’s inauguration is a once-in-a-lifetime event that is worthy of special rules. He noted that spontaneous celebrations broke out on city streets until the early morning hours after Obama won the general election Nov. 4.

Kline said it was important for the council to pass the legislation quickly because bars and restaurants are in the process of booking private parties for inauguration week.

“It makes sense to have places for people to go when they’re in a celebratory mood,” Kline said. “It’s just a few days. All of us are going to be somewhat inconvenienced, but that’s outweighed by a wonderful historic event.”

The move is not without precedent in other cities. During the Republican National Convention in St. Paul last summer, eight bars and restaurants were allowed to remain open two additional hours until 4 a.m.

Whether the D.C. law will require other agencies to alter their plans remains uncertain. Metro announced it would have extended service hours on inauguration day, from 4 a.m. Jan 20 through 2 a.m. Jan 21. Otherwise, the transit authority will run normal service, closing at midnight on weekdays and 3 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.

"We’re also working on extension of Metro hours," Graham said.

MannyIsGod
12-04-2008, 12:09 PM
Sweet shit. I'll be in a DC bar for 24 hours straight. Book it.

Creepn
12-04-2008, 12:10 PM
lol San Antonio has prostitutes?

I never seen buck naked hos with fishnets walking around the streets yet.

101A
12-04-2008, 12:27 PM
by the way, where do they work at...i've never really looked, but i've also never really noticed them either!

I don't know.

No idea.

Really.

What did you hear?

Anti.Hero
12-04-2008, 01:26 PM
fap fap fap

Creepn
12-04-2008, 03:34 PM
People told me Hackberry.

DarrinS
12-04-2008, 03:48 PM
Evidently, people are already drunk. Have you seen what people are paying for tickets?

balli
12-04-2008, 03:49 PM
Only in Babylon.

DarrinS
12-04-2008, 03:52 PM
At least this will help restore America's image.

hater
12-04-2008, 04:47 PM
I will rent my condo in dc for $1500 a night. anybody interested? I can give Spurstalk discount :)

nkdlunch
12-04-2008, 05:01 PM
seriously check dc craiglist, there are ppl renting their stinkin basements for over a grand a night!!!

this is fucking madness. DC is going to look and smell like New Orleans for an entire week. people need to chill. fuckin sheep

DarrinS
12-04-2008, 05:02 PM
I will rent my condo in dc for $1500 a night. anybody interested? I can give Spurstalk discount :)


I know Jesus will be giving a speech there, but I can see it for free on this invention they call television.

spurs_fan_in_exile
12-04-2008, 05:05 PM
seriously check dc craiglist, there are ppl renting their stinkin basements for over a grand a night!!!

this is fucking madness. DC is going to look and smell like New Orleans for an entire week. people need to chill. fuckin sheep

I can't wait to see the husband of our future Secretary of State trying to get Michelle Obama to flash her tits in exchange for some red, white, and blue beads.

hater
12-04-2008, 05:15 PM
I know Jesus will be giving a speech there, but I can see it for free on this invention they call television.

my condo has television too

balli
12-04-2008, 05:15 PM
this is fucking madness. DC is going to look and smell like New Orleans for an entire week. people need to chill. fuckin sheep
I'm kind of disgusted by any opulent Bacchus, but to be honest, one of the more fun experiences of my life was being in SLC 2002 for the Olympics. We suspended all of our liquor laws, told our police force to relax, brought in a bunch of prostitutes/drunken euros and let Anheiser-Busch take over the entire downtown with a several square mile beer garden/medal plaza, complete with liquor, budweiser and clydesdale horses. Our downtown, for 2 weeks and 24 hours a day was just one big ass party. Utterly carnal and sinful, but really, really, fun.

So while in theory I don't condone what DC's doing, it's been 8 years of neo-con madness and really the nation deserves to have as big an utterly sinful, but really fun fucking party as they want, in recognition that the madness is over.

8ft.tall.tejano
12-04-2008, 06:21 PM
lol San Antonio has prostitutes?

I never seen buck naked hos with fishnets walking around the streets yet.

you prob don't live in the real san antonio...i can wake up and find 'em damn near going for my paper...