so........if an asteroid was hurtling towards earth and we had 24 hours left....

[Blake]

what DO you do.......WHAT do you do.....what do YOU do....what do you dO?

I sell my stocks to some idiots willing to buy them..........the fools.

[DannyT]

post game links

[ATRAIN]

Steal a Ferrari and go for a joy ride.......oh yeah and pick up 5 hookers

[I Love Me Some Me]

I'd recruit a bunch of oil-drillers, give them a crash course in astronautism, send them with a drill and a nuke on a suped-up space shuttle, land them on that asteroid, have them drill a hole in it, drop the nuke in the asteroid, and blow it up just before in entered the earth's atmosphere.

[to21]

what DO you do.......WHAT do you do.....what do YOU do....what do you dO?

I sell my stocks to some idiots willing to buy them..........the fools.Then do what with the money you make? You have less than a day to spend it.

I'd go on a twenty-four prayer binge and ask to get let in on judgment.

Nah....not really.

[Blake]

I'd recruit a bunch of oil-drillers, give them a crash course in astronautism, send them with a drill and a nuke on a suped-up space shuttle, land them on that asteroid, have them drill a hole in it, drop the nuke in the asteroid, and blow it up just before in entered the earth's atmosphere.

doh. :lol :rollin

[mexicanjunior]

Probably spend time with my family and son...

[Blake]

Then do what with the money you make? You have less than a day to spend it.

I'd go on a twenty-four prayer binge and ask to get let in on judgment.

Nah....not really.

well, first I'd thank my stock broker for working on Earth's last day

second, I'd take a few seconds to read WalMart ads, to make sure I'm getting some good deals. I hate returning things.

third, I'd thank the WalMart cashier for working on Earth's last day

fourth, I'd tell the manager that the bathroom needs cleaning

[ATRAIN]

I'd recruit a bunch of oil-drillers, give them a crash course in astronautism, send them with a drill and a nuke on a suped-up space shuttle, land them on that asteroid, have them drill a hole in it, drop the nuke in the asteroid, and blow it up just before in entered the earth's atmosphere.

Damn I had a dream that happened and for some odd reason Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck were in the dream too. Don't ask me why.

[Slydragon]

What day of the week would it hit?

Is it Spurs playoff time?

What time would it hit?

Where would it hit?

Would it hit while Bush was still president or when Obama is in office?

What's the gas price at the time?

YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC DAMN IT.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what DO you do.......WHAT do you do.....what do YOU do....what do you dO?
i think it would be who.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'd drop a few hits of acid and jump off of the pinche wagon.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know what I would do, but I'm 100% positive I would not be doing any cooking, cleaning, laundry.

[DarkReign]

My wife next to me, (1) Case of Labatt Blue, (1) Ounce of Ganja, (2) Lawn chairs.

Find the highest elevation nearest us, talk, smoke, make love...do it all over again and again until it hit the atmosphere...then watch the absolute beauty of total annihilation in one quick flash of light.

[ATRAIN]

I don't know what I would do, but I'm 100% positive I would not be doing any cooking, cleaning, laundry.

OH yeah and I would find Maalox and slap the shit out of her.

[Blake]

What day of the week would it hit?

hopefully Thursday, because my wife brings home school cafeteria enchiladas on Wednesdays which are the best......which could be a whole thread all on its own.


Is it Spurs playoff time?

lemme check........no, the playoffs start in May.


What time would it hit?

depends on your time zone.


Where would it hit?

Earth


Would it hit while Bush was still president or when Obama is in office?

yes


What's the gas price at the time?

well, with news of an asteroid coming to wipe out Earth, speculation says that gas will be hard to get after the Earth is destroyed, especially if the oil refineries in the Gulf take a hit, so roughly $56.34 a gallon

[florige]

Damn I had a dream that happened and for some odd reason Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck were in the dream too. Don't ask me why.


Yeah right you lying bastard!!!:lol

[T Park]

My wife next to me, (1) Case of Labatt Blue, (1) Ounce of Ganja, (2) Lawn chairs.

Find the highest elevation nearest us, talk, smoke, make love...do it all over again and again until it hit the atmosphere...then watch the absolute beauty of total annihilation in one quick flash of light.

Sounds pretty damn good.


I'll copy that,

substitute Dos Equis for the Labatt.

[ATRAIN]

Sounds pretty damn good.


I'll copy that,

substitute Dos Equis for the Labatt.

Stay Thirsty my friends

[balli]

Sounds pretty damn good.


I'll copy that,

substitute Dos Equis for the Labatt.

I'll third that,

substitute more weed for the beer.

[ShoogarBear]

what DO you do.......WHAT do you do.....what do YOU do....what do you dO?

I sell my stocks to some idiots willing to buy them..........the fools.

Uhhhhh, and then what do you do with the money?

EDIT: somebody already asked.

[desflood]

Sounds pretty damn good.


I'll copy that,

substitute Dos Equis for the Labatt.
:tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

Oh yeah and I'll do heroin. I've always wanted to try but never had the balls to.

[T Park]

I'd probobly have to also bring Shiner for the lady.

I'm with Steven, probobly snort some blow off a hooker's ass ala the Coyote.. Looks like fun.

[balli]

Oh yeah and I'll do heroin. I've always wanted to try but never had the balls to.
+1

Until the world ends, I'll never do a hard drug, but if I were to do so, I'd want to shoot some smack too.

[NFO]

I would go to the McDonald's Blake always go to and but all of the $1 sausgae biscuits so he couldn't start Earth's last day complaing how irrestiable the price was for that McDonalds breakfast.

[lebomb]

.................Id move in with my aunt and uncle in Bel Aire.

[CavsSuperFan]

I would try something really crazy like skate boarding and then go stand next to Angel Love because she is probably one of the few that would be spared…

[angel_luv]

Get married and go on my honeymoon. :married:

[CosmicCowboy]

OH yeah and I would find Maalox and slap the shit out of her.

:lmao

This child doesn't handle rejection well.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

This child doesn't handle rejection well.

Correction I would find Maalox and CC and slap the shit out of both of them. Then I would kill CC's stupid fucking horses. No rejection here man unless your talking about me rejecting her when she stalked me then yeah there you go.

[baseline bum]

I'll third that,

substitute more weed for the beer.

I'll fourth that,

substituting more chicks for the weed.

[marini martini]

Get married and go on my honeymoon. :married:

You don't want "those" kind of fireworks!!!!:wow


:toast

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Watch Armageddon and Deep Impact one last time.

[CosmicCowboy]

Correction I would find Maalox and CC and slap the shit out of both of them. Then I would kill CC's stupid fucking horses. No rejection here man unless your talking about me rejecting her when she stalked me then yeah there you go.

:lmao

anger issues too.

good luck with that.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

anger issues too.

good luck with that.

Ill work on them anger issues in 09

[marini martini]

I'd "rent" a noxious oxcide tank, from a dentist, listen to all my favorite music, in a hammock under some trees at my "goovy little hippie pad"!!!:toast

[Ted McGinley]

I'd have no choice but to spend my last 24 hours maintaining my Awesome-ness.

[The Reckoning]

id go on a peyote binge and run around naked in the desert

[Blake]

I would go to the McDonald's Blake always go to and but all of the $1 sausgae biscuits so he couldn't start Earth's last day complaing how irrestiable the price was for that McDonalds breakfast.

curse you

[Slydragon]

hopefully Thursday, because my wife brings home school cafeteria enchiladas on Wednesdays which are the best......which could be a whole thread all on its own.



lemme check........no, the playoffs start in May.



depends on your time zone.



Earth



yes



well, with news of an asteroid coming to wipe out Earth, speculation says that gas will be hard to get after the Earth is destroyed, especially if the oil refineries in the Gulf take a hit, so roughly $56.34 a gallon

OK now that I have the details,I can answer the question. I would be in the shitter and just about to be done when it hits.

So the next question is, Do I bother wiping?

[mrsmaalox]

OK now that I have the details,I can answer the question. I would be in the shitter and just about to be done when it hits.

So the next question is, Do I bother wiping?

I think that you should. Just in case.

[Big P]

who DO you do.......WHO do you do.....who do YOU do....who do you dO?

I sell my stocks to some idiots willing to buy them..........the fools.

Fixed

[lefty]

If an asteroid was coming down, I would use Sequ as a shield

[The Franchise]

Killing spree. :p:

[E20]

All these scenarios in which I have a limited amount of time to live I always say I would live life the way I normally do until I die.

[Blake]

OK now that I have the details,I can answer the question. I would be in the shitter and just about to be done when it hits.

So the next question is, Do I bother wiping?

I have to answer that question with a question.....

What would Jesus do?

Would you also want a smelly ass right before you visit God?

[Slydragon]

I have to answer that question with a question.....

What would Jesus do?

Would you also want a smelly ass right before you visit God?

God*?






*said statement was joke