Free Quattro Razor (18)

[H.A.L.]

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is 104022

[mrsmaalox]

What is this Elite ? Can I shave my privates with it ?

Apparently it is something I'm bitching about here! :huh So go for it, shave away!


:lol

All I said was you thought of me nicely.

I think someone took that comment a tad overboard

I know, I was just joking because of that other thread! :lol

[ORION]

Finally !

[ORION]

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is here (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104022).

no shit ....no shit

[CuckingFunt]

17 was around so long that I completely forgot about the split.

[ORION]

17 was around so long that I completely forgot about the split.

split it like a log

[ORION]

wait... why part 3?

[I. Hustle]

Hey it smells so new
http://www.ameinfo.com/images/news/6/17016-martin-lindstrom-smelling.jpg

[ORION]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 8
User Name Posts
ORION 4
H.A.L. 2
CuckingFunt 1
mrsmaalox 1

I rule you !!

[CuckingFunt]

wait... why part 3?

HAL's drunk.

[I. Hustle]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 8
User Name Posts
ORION 4
H.A.L. 2
CuckingFunt 1
mrsmaalox 1

I'm ghey !!

[ORION]

HAL's drunk.

well he better share

[CuckingFunt]

well he better share

Well, he hasn't given me any.

Greedy bastard.

[ORION]

Well, he hasn't given me any.

Greedy bastard.

I sent him a PM and I'm not signing off until he responds

[QuattroElite]

If you say so. I'm not the one still bitching about the "Quattro Elite" six months after anyone last gave a fuck.

Did someone call me?

I am here!

[ORION]

Did someone call me?

I am here!

Can I shave with you ?

[CuckingFunt]

I sent him a PM and I'm not signing off until he responds

I have to leave for class in about 25 minutes, but I bet French class would be fun drunk. I could slur in a different language.

[QuattroElite]

I have to leave for class in about 25 minutes, but I bet French class would be fun drunk. I could slur in a different language.

Oh, ho, ho....I see Miss Funt has not lost her libidinous wit.

Here here! :toast

[I. Hustle]

I just finished shaving Orions pubes and boy are my arms tired!

[ORION]

^^^
Damn Right !

[mrsmaalox]

Did someone call me?

I am here!

It wasn't me!!

[QuattroElite]

It wasn't me!!

I am not so sure.

I recall your past struggles with not being elite. Apparently you have not changed your tune. Disappointing really. Not surprising but disappointing.

[I. Hustle]

I just want to be e-lite

[to21]

I'm the elite!!

Always have been.

[ORION]

my boss has big hoots but everyone already knows that

[QuattroElite]

I just want to be e-lite

You seem to have the timber to be so. Well done good sir. :toast

[QuattroElite]

I'm the elite!!

Always have been.

Sadly no.

When one is truly elite, one need not trumpet the fact, people already know.

I like your enthusiasm though. Perhaps one day.

[I. Hustle]

my boss has big hoots but everyone already knows that

The BIG boss of the building does. Other than that there are a few hooterific chicks scattered throughout.

[QuattroElite]

Sadly none the females in my current employment location have overly bountiful breasts. This is a problem I must overcome daily. Oh to have one of these strumpets with the mammary prowess of the Funt or Miss Melmart. Life would be good.

[ORION]

The BIG boss of the building does. Other than that there are a few hooterific chicks scattered throughout.

my boss is about 25 years old ,blond and tall ...........

[ORION]

Sadly none the females in my current employment location have overly bountiful breasts. This is a problem I must overcome daily. Oh to have one of these strumpets with the mammary prowess of the Funt or Miss Melmart. Life would be good.

High 5 !

[I. Hustle]

my boss is about 25 years old ,blond and tall ...........

That sucks and doesn't suck at the same time. One of the VP's here is only like 3 years older than me.

[QuattroElite]

High 5 !

:toast

Now if you could forward the PM of mrsmaalox' boobs...I could grant her elite status.

[CuckingFunt]

I still think hoots are overrated.

[ORION]

That sucks and doesn't suck at the same time. One of the VP's here is only like 3 years older than me.

It doesn't suck at all for me

[CuckingFunt]

I still think hoots are overrated.

Then again, the hot girl in my photography class has a huge rack, and I'd be lying if I claimed not to notice and appreciate.

[ORION]

:toast

Now if you could forward the PM of mrsmaalox' boobs...I could grant her elite status.

It seems I hold the key .....

[ORION]

Then again, the hot girl in my photography class has a huge rack, and I'd be lying if I claimed not to notice and appreciate.

thats what I'm talking about. High 5 !

[QuattroElite]

I still think hoots are overrated.

Your speaking of breasts is the stuff dreams are made of. :toast

[mrsmaalox]

I am not so sure.

I recall your past struggles with not being elite. Apparently you have not changed your tune. Disappointing really. Not surprising but disappointing.

Fuck you, can't you read? No where did I mention your name!!

[QuattroElite]

It seems I hold the key .....

Yes indeed!

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck you, can't you read? No where did I mention your name!!

Waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

[QuattroElite]

Fuck you, can't you read? No where did I mention your name!!

No matter, your desires to be elite are documented. All I am waiting on is photo confirmation of the breasts. :toast

[samikeyp]

Fuck you, can't you read? No where did I mention your name!!

So, if this elite troll can't see them.....can I? :)

[mrsmaalox]

So, if this elite troll can't see them.....can I? :)

:lol Why did I already have a feeling you would show up?! And who said I wasn't going to show you, I mean "him"? ;)

[samikeyp]

:lol Why did I already have a feeling you would show up?! And who said I wasn't going to show you, I mean "him"? ;)

I showed up toward the end of the last thread before it split and even complimented your boobs even though I had not seen them.

And no, I am not "him" I do have an alter ego on this site and if you really want to know who, I will tell you via PM. I save the multiple personas to Mouse.

But I do show up unexpectedly and like to chime in when I think its best. :)

[I. Hustle]

This guy that sits next to me won't shut the hell up

[samikeyp]

:lol Why did I already have a feeling you would show up?! And who said I wasn't going to show you, I mean "him"? ;)

It seemed like you were pissed at him so I figured you wouldn't show him. :lol

[ORION]

This guy that sits next to me won't shut the hell up
Take your letter opener and stab him in the chest

[mrsmaalox]

I showed up toward the end of the last thread before it split and even complimented your boobs even though I had not seen them.

And no, I am not "him" I do have an alter ego on this site and if you really want to know who, I will tell you via PM. I save the multiple personas to Mouse.

But I do show up unexpectedly and like to chime in when I think its best. :)

Thank you for the compliment ;) Your contributions are always insightful and noteworthy. You are a gentleman and a scholar! :toast

[samikeyp]

Thank you for the compliment ;) Your contributions are always insightful and noteworthy. You are a gentleman and a scholar! :toast

Thank you! :toast






Now about those pics..... :eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

It seemed like you were pissed at him so I figured you wouldn't show him. :lol

But in my obvious desperation to be part of this "elite" I would just about do anything!!!!

[samikeyp]

Well there is that. :lol

[I. Hustle]

Take your letter opener and stab him in the chest

Now what?


Oh shit it's the fuzz

http://www.tamiu.edu/adminis/police/siren.gif

[ShoogarBear]

"Part 3"? WTF?

H.A.L., get your shit together.

[ShoogarBear]

Will you be my second husband?

Can you cook? :eyebrows


If not, can midge? :eyebrows

[Dr. Gonzo]

Sheeeit, you know I can cook. As long as you pay the bills, I'll cook.

[CuckingFunt]

Sheeeit, you know I can cook. As long as you pay the bills, I'll cook.

Is SilBlack marrying you for your cheesecakes?

[ShoogarBear]

Sheeeit, you know I can cook. As long as you pay the bills, I'll cook.

That will definitely require a prenup.

[I. Hustle]

This guy doesn't shut up. I have to make phone calls just to make him think I am busy. He has a freakin story for EVERY situation.

[ORION]

This guy doesn't shut up. I have to make phone calls just to make him think I am busy. He has a freakin story for EVERY situation.

He is just trying to impress you. Tell him he is so fucking awesome that if you hear one more story you'll explode with too much excitement.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50279947/Electric_Iron.jpghttp://data1.blog.de/blog/c/confessionsofaswedishgirl/img/nick_lachey15.jpg

[ORION]

Today I am going to slack off but tomorrow I'm going to start busting my ass over here because we have some Blu-rays and LCD's up for grabs as a bonus next week

[I. Hustle]

He is just trying to impress you. Tell him he is so fucking awesome that if you hear one more story you'll explode with too much excitement.

I got away from one of his stories because they are moving some of the ladies around and they were yelling my name asking for me to help them with the heavy stuff.

[I. Hustle]

Today I am going to slack off but tomorrow I'm going to start busting my ass over here because we have some Blu-rays and LCD's up for grabs as a bonus next week

This one time they bought us movies, watches, mp3 players, and a Xbox 360 and so "we" put a group together to decide what we were going to do with it all. So what "we" decided was to put everything to a vote and the ones with the most votes would get the stuff. It turned into a popularity contest and stupid people got the stuff. I tried to rally some people together to keep the xbox and the movies there at work so we could just play on breaks and at lunch but we were out voted by the ones that wanted the stuff for themselves.

They said you guys would play while we are watching tv or movies. Then I told them that we don't even share the same lunch or break time but they only heard the complaining part.

[jman3000]

I still can't feel part of my hand.

I'm writing this one off as a lost cause.

[BigZaksbackwindow]

hand

[Dr. Gonzo]

Is SilBlack marrying you for your cheesecakes?

I think so. I'm being used for rich deserts. :depressed

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I still can't feel part of my hand.

I'm writing this one off as a lost cause.
you haven't got it checked out yet?

[jman3000]

you haven't got it checked out yet?

somebody stabbed my hand with a knife and i felt it a little... they told me that if it tingles it's probably the nerves reconstructing themselves. I hope that's the case. It's getting better little by little, so I think it'll fix itself in a couple weeks.

I've never been one to see a doctor. I'm too stubborn and I think that whatever I think it is... it is.

[I. Hustle]

Call it the stranger

[jman3000]

and when i say stabbed me with a knife, i obviously meant stabbed me with a plastic fork.

[jman3000]

Call it the stranger

it's like 5% of my hand... unless i wanna jack off with the space between my pinky and ring finger then im SOL.

[ashbeeigh]

and when i say stabbed me with a knife, i obviously meant stabbed me with a plastic fork.

You're such a pussy.

[mrsmaalox]

http://data1.blog.de/blog/c/confessionsofaswedishgirl/img/nick_lachey15.jpg
Whoa I do believe I could do him :wow

[mrsmaalox]

I got away from one of his stories because they are moving some of the ladies around and they were yelling my name asking for me to help them with the heavy stuff.

Ha! I pictured you carrying a big, fat lady in your arms!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

and when i say stabbed me with a knife, i obviously meant stabbed me with a plastic fork.

"When I say he stabbed me with a plastic fork, I obviously meant he stabbed me with a marshmallow."

[jman3000]

I'm usually really into biting... but this girl takes it a step too far. She bit my collar bone really hard and I screamed like a school girl.

[I. Hustle]

Ha! I pictured you carrying a big, fat lady in your arms!! :lol

No but this one lazy fat ass thinks I work for a moving company or something. I can understand the heavy stuff but the little crap she has on her desk and put into a box? She can carry all that shit.
I'm shocked that she didn't ask me to carry her fat ass.

[florige]

I'm usually really into biting... but this girl takes it a step too far. She bit my collar bone really hard and I screamed like a school girl.




Ummm dude, just do yourself a favor and never let this girl handcuff you. Trust me!!!

[samikeyp]

Ummm dude, just do yourself a favor and never let this girl handcuff you. Trust me!!!

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

...... I screamed like a school girl.for some reason that doesn't surprise me.

[T Park]

Hey jman you never answered my question why you always ghost me at BWW and don't say shit...

[I. Hustle]

You are too busy eating and he doesn't want to get wing sauce all over him

[T Park]

You are too busy eating and he doesn't want to get wing sauca all over him

Can't get wing sauce on ya off of a salad.

[I. Hustle]

Can't get wing sauce on ya off of a salad.

Just because they come with celery, carrots, and ranch it doesn't make them a salad.

[T Park]

Just because they come with celery, carrots, and ranch it doesn't make them a salad.

I don't eat the wings there.

Just the salads and the occasional popcorn shrimp meal.

I go more to just watch the games and slug down water but when I go for dinner its for the salads mostly.

[marini martini]

You are too busy eating and he doesn't want to get wing sauce all over him


Can't get wing sauce on ya off of a salad.


Just because they come with celery, carrots, and ranch it doesn't make them a salad.


I don't eat the wings there.

Just the salads and the occasional popcorn shrimp meal.

I go more to just watch the games and slug down water but when I go for dinner its for the salads mostly.


Restaurant forum:rolleyes

[I. Hustle]

Restaurant forum:rolleyes

I wanna slob Hustle's nob forum

[marini martini]

I wanna slob Hustle's nob forum

Shit, I need another hit of cough syrup, forum:toast

[I. Hustle]

Shit, I need another hit of cough syrup, forum:toast

http://www.nndb.com/people/657/000109330/dj-screw.jpg
You don't want to die off that stuff like this guy. If you are going to drink it though then go ahead and mix it with some Sprite.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey jman you never answered my question why you always ghost me at BWW and don't say shit...
i think he's establishing a pattern.

[T Park]

Yeah I think he is.

He's a racist.

[marini martini]

I think he's waiting for his wingman to show up.

[T Park]

Boooooo

[to21]

Sadly no.

When one is truly elite, one need not trumpet the fact, people already know.

I like your enthusiasm though. Perhaps one day.Fuck You!!! Go off urself.

:king

[marini martini]

Fuck You!!! Go off urself.

:king

It's like all that princess shit!!! Princesses, don't need to advertise!:toast

[to21]

It's like all that princess shit!!! Princesses, don't need to advertise!:toast:wtf
:toast

[T Park]

Whoa... Did you take a shot Kori there Marini?

[marini martini]

Kori don't advertise, she doesn't need to!!! We all bow down to her royalness!!!!:toast

[T Park]

Nice save. Agreed the women that wear that princess bullshit are annoying.

[ashbeeigh]

I saw a license plate a few days ago that said "rncss." That was lame. If I ever get a vanity license plate mine is going to say "mmmbop." Which is borderline lame, but not as lame as the one I saw.

[mrsmaalox]

WARNING If you hate cute things please don't click on these. Thank you.


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[marini martini]

Shit MrsM, no can do!!!

I need to "hit" the cough syrup, so I can take a nap, so I can go to a party tonight at 7:30!!!:toast

Dam!!!:depressed

[T Park]

:wtf maalox!?!??? Come on!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

:wtf maalox!?!??? Come on!!!!

You were warned!

[jman3000]

Hey jman you never answered my question why you always ghost me at BWW and don't say shit...

I don't remember you asking me that question, and besides, I'm not 100% it's you.

[marini martini]

Love, is a two way street!!!:toast

[jman3000]

Ummm dude, just do yourself a favor and never let this girl handcuff you. Trust me!!!

She's pretty crazy... I'm not 100% sure I can guarantee I won't.

[to21]

Love is a battlefield....

[I. Hustle]

I don't remember you asking me that question, and besides, I'm not 100% it's you.

He's the jolly guy with wing sauce all over his face and hands drinking ranch dressing and eating a "salad".

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We are young, heartache to heartache we stand

[marini martini]

Love is a tennis match

[I. Hustle]

Love, is a two way street!!!:toast

But downtown is only one way.



let it marinate

[jman3000]

He's the jolly guy with wing sauce all over his face and hands drinking ranch dressing and eating a "salad".

He's actually lost a lot of weight. Not as recognizable.

[marini martini]

But downtown is only one way.



let it marinate



:toast



Time for you to rotate

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[I. Hustle]

He's actually lost a lot of weight. Not as recognizable.

I was just throwing it out there. I've never even seen the guy so I had no idea he was even heavy. That makes everything I posted even funnier to me. :toast

[marini martini]

I was just throwing it out there. I've never even seen the guy so I had no idea he was even heavy. That makes everything I posted even funnier to me. :toast



NoOb!!!!!

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[I. Hustle]

NoOb!!!!!

:lmao:lmao:lmao

b00b

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[T Park]

I don't remember you asking me that question, and besides, I'm not 100% it's you.


I asked the question in the Quattro 17 one.

You might not have seen it.

Plus, its me, lol, I have a unique look.

[T Park]

He's the jolly guy with wing sauce all over his face and hands drinking ranch dressing and eating a "salad".


Bzzz

Wrong.

[T Park]

He's actually lost a lot of weight. Not as recognizable.

THEN YOU HAVE SEEN ME!!!

:lol

JK. I can't remember the road game recently that was on, but I remember looking to my right and seeing you with the laptop.


I wasn't 100% sure it was you either but, it was cool to see you there. I love that place.

[marini martini]

I asked the question in the Quattro 17 one.

You might not have seen it.

Plus, its me, lol, I have a unique look.

Well....J-Park, if I ever see ya at WWW, i'm gonna run over and plant a big sloppy wet one on ya!!!:toast


:lmao:lmao:lmao


And that goes for you two Tman!!!:toast

[I. Hustle]

Well....J-Park, if I ever see ya at WWW, i'm gonna run over and plant a big sloppy wet one on ya!!!:toast


:lmao:lmao:lmao


And that goes for you two Tman!!!:toast

:wow

[ORION]

so what did I miss ?

[T Park]

Well....J-Park, if I ever see ya at WWW, i'm gonna run over and plant a big sloppy wet one on ya!!!:toast


:lmao:lmao:lmao


And that goes for you two Tman!!!:toast

When you see me, call me Eric, and its BWW not WWW :lol


See you there at the City Base BWW location sometime :toast

[I. Hustle]

so what did I miss ?

Not much. Marini is throwing around her big sloppy wet one. same ol' same ol'

[ORION]

Not much. Marini is throwing around her big sloppy wet one. same ol' same ol'

still ?! that thing must be red and swollen by now

[I. Hustle]

still ?! that thing must be red and swollen by now

Well she has lost all feeling so now it's just a matter of her trying to be a people pleaser.

[T Park]

:lol

You guys are so mean.

[ORION]

:lol

You guys are so mean.

I was being pretty mild. I've been under the weather

[I. Hustle]

It's the end of the day for me so eh.


Around 11-3 is probably when I really peak. After that it's just reflex.

[CuckingFunt]

Regular classes are officially done!

[jman3000]

I go everynow and then... mostly after school when i need to use the wifi.

It's gotten to the point where I don't even have to tell the hostess what i want... she looked at me and said "big shiner and 12 wings right?".

[jman3000]

Regular classes are officially done!

i have 4 more days... well... only monday really, but i have a couple papers to write until then.

[samikeyp]

Regular classes are officially done!

:toast

[CuckingFunt]

i have 4 more days... well... only monday really, but i have a couple papers to write until then.

I have an interview style final tomorrow afternoon for French, but that should be easy, a final presentation on Thursday, and an exam on Friday. Even though I liked all my classes this semester, I'm so glad for the break.

[samikeyp]

Sad day for the Funt and millions of others.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081212/ap_en_ce/obit_bettie_page

[florige]

She's pretty crazy... I'm not 100% sure I can guarantee I won't.


I am a 100% sure she will mess you up permanently in some fucked up way.

[jman3000]

I am a 100% sure she will mess you up permanently in some fucked up way.

lol... i have no doubt of that. only thing wrong with that is that ill probably mess her up in some permanent way so itll just be getting even.

[Jekka]

Regular classes are officially done!

I only have one final left, and for whatever reason, we can use three pages of notes (front and back for each), so if I don't make an A on that test, I'll be pissed. I turned in 5 papers this week, two of them group papers that required inordinate amounts of coordination.

[florige]

lol... i have no doubt of that. only thing wrong with that is that ill probably mess her up in some permanent way so itll just be getting even.




:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

I lol at all of you not done for the semester i am done

[ShoogarBear]

I lol at all of you not done for the semester i am done

I've been done for the semester for 16 years megalololololololololololololololololololols

[ShoogarBear]

Although I still have dreams that there was a test I forgot about.

[T Park]

I go everynow and then... mostly after school when i need to use the wifi.

It's gotten to the point where I don't even have to tell the hostess what i want... she looked at me and said "big shiner and 12 wings right?".

Ah yes, Scarlett Johannsen lookalike Cat.

She is a hottie. Great hostess.

[Trainwreck2100]

Although I still have dreams that there was a test I forgot about.


i hate those]\

[jman3000]

Ah yes, Scarlett Johannsen lookalike Cat.

She is a hottie. Great hostess.

:lol I always thought that about her too. I usually get the lesbo looking one though... either way, i usually tip around 50% because im mostly there for the wifi anyway. the tipping has paid off though, because last time i was there i had 2 big shiners and she only charged me for 2 small bud lights. total bill was like 12 bucks for 12 wings and 2 big shingers.

[jman3000]

back before i had a semi relationship like i do now, i was tempted to ask for her phone number... but i never got drunk enough to get the courage to ask.

[The Moon]

I'm full

[I. Hustle]

My tummy hurts

[florige]

back before i had a semi relationship like i do now, i was tempted to ask for her phone number... but i never got drunk enough to get the courage to ask.


Relationship?! What happened to you Jman?!

[Silver21_Black20]

I got piz-aid!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

somebody aided your piz?

[Silver21_Black20]

Exactly!

[I. Hustle]

I got paid then I turned around and paid bills and now I am back to where I started.

[T Park]

back before i had a semi relationship like i do now, i was tempted to ask for her phone number... but i never got drunk enough to get the courage to ask.

:lol dude totally the same here. She hasn't giving me any discounts though. She shall hear about that tonight....

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think I'm done for the semester.

[mrsmaalox]

So I took my daughter to a tailor shop to have her formal dress altered for her concert next week and guess who was there? Matt Bonner having a jacket tailored. Very sweet and adorable guy :)

[T Park]

So I took my daughter to a tailor shop to have her formal dress altered for her concert next week and guess who was there? Matt Bonner having a jacket tailored. Very sweet and adorable guy :)



Yeah the few times I've met him he's always been a really nice guy.

[ORION]

I think I'm done for the semester.

your not. you still got that thing

[ORION]

I'm going to be bored today unless someone does something fast !

[CuckingFunt]

I'm going to be bored today unless someone does something fast !

I just read the entire dictionary in 30 seconds. That's pretty damn fast.

[I. Hustle]

So I took my daughter to a tailor shop to have her formal dress altered for her concert next week and guess who was there? Matt Bonner having a jacket tailored. Very sweet and adorable guy :)

Did you tell him how much we root for him on ST? :lol

[ORION]

I just read the entire dictionary in 30 seconds. That's pretty damn fast.

Not helping ! what else you got ?

[ORION]

Did you tell him how much we root for him on ST? :lol

How do you know I'm not Matt Bonner ?

[I. Hustle]

Yeah the few times I've met him he's always been a really nice guy.

Can you meet a person more than once?

[ORION]

Can you meet a person more than once?

why not ?

[I. Hustle]

How do you know I'm not Matt Bonner ?

You live in San Marcos. There aren't any red heads there.

[ORION]

You live in San Marcos. There aren't any red heads there.

I don't live in San Marcos

[ATRAIN]

You live in San Marcos. There aren't any red heads there.

I thought he lives in New Braunfels

[ORION]

I thought he lives in New Braunfels

Matt Bonner lives in New Braunfels, hey so do I ! I am Matt Bonner !

[mrsmaalox]

Did you tell him how much we root for him on ST? :lol

No, because I was trying to contain my daughter's eyes in her head and prevent her from walking straight into a plate glass window when he said hi to her!

But I always root for him. I root for every Spur :)

[CuckingFunt]

Not helping ! what else you got ?

I ran around the Earth so fast that I reversed time.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, because I was trying to contain my daughter's eyes in her head and prevent her from walking straight into a plate glass window when he said hi to her!
i thought she has a natural "brushguard" that would prevent you from having to do that
:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

i thought she has a natural "brushguard" that would prevent you from having to do that
:wakeup

What?!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What?!
a brushguard is something that protects or cushions the truck from any object that may cause damage to the grill or front end.

[I. Hustle]

why not ?

How? If I've met someone already how do I meet them again? Like hey nice to meet you then two weeks later hey nice to meet you again. Seems like if we have already met then that is it. Unless I've only talked over the internet or the phone then you meet again in person.

Or I meet a villain and say AHA SO WE MEET AGAIN

[mrsmaalox]

a brushguard is something that protects or cushions the truck from any object that may cause damage to the grill or front end.

I know what a brushguard is! No she doesn't have one :huh

[I. Hustle]

I thought he lives in New Braunfels

What's the difference?

[ATRAIN]

Sounds like daughter like mother. Looks like she is starting early.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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[ORION]

I ran around the Earth so fast that I reversed time.

did it stop ?

[ORION]

What's the difference?

The difference is its another town :pctoss

[mrsmaalox]

And Bingo was his name-o.

[I. Hustle]

The difference is its another town :pctoss

Oh then I live in Wetmore.http://http://www.geocities.com/wetmoretexas/schools.html

[mrsmaalox]

The difference is its another town :pctoss

Yes but New Braunfels is a dumb ass town. But it is richer. Especially since they are getting $177 from me for speeding!! :madrun

[ORION]

Yes but New Braunfels is a dumb ass town. But it is richer. Especially since they are getting $177 from me for speeding!! :madrun

If its so dumb and they busted you, what does that make you ?

[mrsmaalox]

If its so dumb and they busted you, what does that make you ?

:depressed

[T Park]

Poor Maalox.

Owned :lol

I know the feeling unfortunately.

[IronMexican]

Nothing more depressing than seeing your ex having a new boyfriend on myspace, eh? Nope, nothing comes close. :depressed Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

[ORION]

Nothing more depressing than seeing your ex having a new boyfriend on myspace, eh? Nope, nothing comes close. :depressed Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

uh, this is isn't the place for that ...sorry move along

[T Park]

I hear ya Iron

[I. Hustle]

Nothing more depressing than seeing your ex having a new boyfriend on myspace, eh? Nope, nothing comes close. :depressed Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

If you are going to bring that sissy faggot shit into here then let's see some pics of the bitch.




oh and cheer up little guy... fish in the sea and all that shit.

[IronMexican]

Nah, brah. I wont post pics of people who don't post here, that's really gay. Unless you are in the picture or something. And thanks!

[jman3000]

Relationship?! What happened to you Jman?!

I said semi relationship... I'm still head honcho

[jman3000]

:lol dude totally the same here. She hasn't giving me any discounts though. She shall hear about that tonight....

damn... dont... it might ruin my shit if she finds out im blabbing about discounts.

it may have been happy hour and i just thought it was a discount...

[CuckingFunt]

Nothing more depressing than seeing your ex having a new boyfriend on myspace, eh? Nope, nothing comes close. :depressed

Ah, youth.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I said semi relationship... I'm still head honcho
is this the same one that bit you and the cause of your whining for about 2 weeks?

[mrsmaalox]

is this the same one that bit you and the cause of your whining for about 2 weeks?

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

I am such a bad ass. I just fixed the fax machine that's been broken for 3 weeks.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am such a bad ass. I just fixed the fax machine that's been broken for 3 weeks.
hard to find "on" button?

[florige]

I am such a bad ass. I just fixed the fax machine that's been broken for 3 weeks.


I bet you were the one who intially broke it weren't you Ash?....:lol

[mrsmaalox]

I am such a bad ass. I just fixed the fax machine that's been broken for 3 weeks.

Or did you just plug it in? :lol

I don't care for fax machines so much, but copy machines.....damn, there's a machine I can work with!!

[florige]

Also what happened with that big raise me and you were supposed to be getting Ash?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

there's a machine I can work with!!all too easy

[ashbeeigh]

hard to find "on" button?

:lol no


I bet you were the one who intially broke it weren't you Ash?....:lol

Actually no.



Also what happened with that big raise me and you were supposed to be getting Ash?

Well, when I find a full time job then maybe you can get that raise.

[ATRAIN]

Well, when I find a full time job then maybe you can get that raise.

I already told you I have a full time job waiting for you :).

[ashbeeigh]

I already told you I have a full time job waiting for you :).

being your own personal maid doesn't count.

[I. Hustle]

:lol dude totally the same here. She hasn't giving me any discounts though. She shall hear about that tonight....

You better not be one of those a holes that does that shit. I can't stand jerks that do that shit. Let the man get his freebies/discounts and don't jack it up for everyone.

[florige]

You better not be one of those a holes that does that shit. I can't stand jerks that do that shit. Let the man get his freebies/discounts and don't jack it up for everyone.


Yeah that does suck. No discounts for nobody now!

[ashbeeigh]

T park sounds like that guy that fucked up the curve for everyone in college.

[IronMexican]

T park sounds like that guy that fucked up the curve for everyone in college.

He's Asian?

[I. Hustle]

T park sounds like that guy that fucked up the curve for everyone in college.

No shit. Let's kick his ass! I'll get a bat! Flo you go get a brick or a thick chain! Ash hurry up and show me your b00bs!

Let's go!

[mrsmaalox]

T park sounds like that guy that fucked up the curve for everyone in college.

You mean he's the guy who always reminded the teacher that they forgot to assign homework?

[florige]

No shit. Let's kick his ass! I'll get a bat! Flo you go get a brick or a thick chain! Ash hurry up and show me your b00bs!

Let's go!



Jman was quick to tell T-Park not to do it.....:lol

[I. Hustle]

Jman was quick to tell T-Park not to do it.....:lol

Well that was jacked up of him. He be playa hatin' yo.

[T Park]

You people need to ratchet it down a notch....

[ashbeeigh]

You people need to ratchet it down a notch....

you're in the god damn quattro. You ratchet it down a bit.

[IronMexican]

Going to watch the Clipps today, and I am super pumped. It will be my first time ever in staples.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know what that means,
you fat goddamn pimp bastard!


That's the name of a horse I used to own ma'am.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dude I am fucking bored.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm glad I never owned a horse.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm going to dress up as Raven Symone for Halloween next year.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Bubba Ho-Tep is on next.

[T Park]

you're in the god damn quattro. You ratchet it down a bit.

No problem butch.

[Kori Ellis]

Dude I am fucking bored.

Where is Sandra?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Where is Sandra?

She works graveyards Wednesday through Sunday.

[ashbeeigh]

No problem butch.

oww. That hurt and I usually don't say that.

[RashoFan]

Or did you just plug it in? :lol

I don't care for fax machines so much, but copy machines.....damn, there's a machine I can work with!!

Xeroxing your boobs is considered "working"?

[mrsmaalox]

Xeroxing your boobs is considered "working"?

Between that and my ass it's a full time job!!

[marini martini]

Between that and my ass it's a full time job!!

:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[timvp]

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[Dr. Gonzo]

I think timvp has been sippin' the syzzurp.

[ORION]

We just left McDonald's and he was demanding a whopper.... I was so embarrassed

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Hey ORION,
in case you were wondering,
"ATHF v6" is great.
Especially the unaired episodes and the "I'm Pissed" segments.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey ORION,
in case you were wondering,
"ATHF v6" is great.
Especially the unaired episodes and the "I'm Pissed" segments.

I've dropped so many hints about wanting this for Christmas that I'm probably going to get several copies.

[jman3000]

Florige was right. I might be in a wheel chair before too long.

Crazy ass bitches.

and the feeling in my hand is about 60% back. still a bit numb... but i can feel it if i pinch it a bit.

[jman3000]

hey man, nice shot.

[CuckingFunt]

Florige was right. I might be in a wheel chair before too long.

Crazy ass bitches.

and the feeling in my hand is about 60% back. still a bit numb... but i can feel it if i pinch it a bit.

Hasn't it been a couple weeks now? Have that shit looked at.

[jman3000]

Hasn't it been a couple weeks now? Have that shit looked at.

it's coming back though... if it had stayed completely numb id be worried... but as tiem goes by it's getting better... shit i still have bruises on my arm from that night and they are just now going away... so id reckon nerve damage would take some time to heal as well.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

hey man, nice shot.
bud dwyer, forever.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Dddr66.jpg

[I. Hustle]

hey man, nice shot.

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kurt-cobain-photo.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I've dropped so many hints about wanting this for Christmas that I'm probably going to get several copies.

Now if those lazy fucks over there at Adult Swim would get around to releasing season 2 of "Squidbillies" and season two and the rest of the un-aired episodes of "Moral Orel" everything would be right in the world.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

My cd from The Atomic Bitchwax just arrived!

[CuckingFunt]

Now if those lazy fucks over there at Adult Swim would get around to releasing season 2 of "Squidbillies" and season two and the rest of the un-aired episodes of "Moral Orel" everything would be right in the world.

I still want a Cartoon Planet DVD, thought I'm starting to come to terms with the fact it just isn't going to happen, and new episodes of Lucy DOTD.

[florige]

Hasn't it been a couple weeks now? Have that shit looked at.



Really dude, that shit might be infected or something.
Get that broad a mouth piece while you are at it.

[ORION]

Hey ORION,
in case you were wondering,
"ATHF v6" is great.
Especially the unaired episodes and the "I'm Pissed" segments.

What !? What ?! Is it out !!>!?!<?<>

[mrsmaalox]

Really dude, that shit might be infected or something.
Get that broad a mouth piece while you are at it.

I wonder if he's gonna let her blow him?

[jman3000]

Really dude, that shit might be infected or something.
Get that broad a mouth piece while you are at it.

no infection.. .it's just run of the mill nerve damage. it happens a lot and it's just taking some time to heal. just like a bruise. just like a cut.

and the day after you said to not let her use handcuffs on me she told me she wanted to bust out handcuffs :lol

im scared of that shit though... id have no way to defend myself if she tried some crazy shit... maybe i could kick her... but im just not sure i trust her that much yet.