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ashbeeigh
12-11-2008, 10:27 AM
You're on my shit list for saying Clark won't win on Saturday. That is all.


Go Coogs!

Taco
12-11-2008, 10:29 AM
:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
12-11-2008, 10:30 AM
clark does suck, juggs.

jman3000
12-11-2008, 10:31 AM
Little known fact that Asbeeigh was actually a 2 year starter at nose guard for them.

No wonder she's so defensive.

mrsmaalox
12-11-2008, 10:52 AM
Ash I forgot to tell you that the boys freshman basketball team from Reagan mopped the floor with the Clark team. :nutkick:

ashbeeigh
12-11-2008, 11:04 AM
Ash I forgot to tell you that the boys freshman basketball team from Reagan mopped the floor with the Clark team. :nutkick:

They had an unfair advantage by having the Spurs trainer!

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 12:16 PM
Ash I forgot to tell you that the boys freshman basketball team from Reagan mopped the floor with the Clark team. :nutkick:

Yeah, but last Saturday the Reagan varsity football team got bitch slapped by SV!

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 12:18 PM
Ash,

Are you going to the game on Saturday?? We are going and it should be quite an experience playing at Royal Memorial in Austin.

And Chris Duel is an ass for picking against the hometown.

MannyIsGod
12-11-2008, 12:22 PM
Wow - I didn't know people kept school pride after graduation from HS.

tlongII
12-11-2008, 12:24 PM
Wow - I didn't know people kept school pride after graduation from HS.

Yeah, you probably should have graduated.

T Park
12-11-2008, 12:24 PM
Wow - I didn't know people kept school pride after graduation from HS.

Hell i didn't have school pride before graduation.

marini martini
12-11-2008, 12:26 PM
Yeah, but last Saturday the Reagan varsity football team got bitch slapped by SV!

Oh Yeah!!!!:clap:danceclub:clap

ashbeeigh
12-11-2008, 12:45 PM
Ash,

Are you going to the game on Saturday?? We are going and it should be quite an experience playing at Royal Memorial in Austin.

And Chris Duel is an ass for picking against the hometown.

Most likely not. I haven't decided though.

AlamoSpursFan
12-11-2008, 12:46 PM
Ash,

Are you going to the game on Saturday?? We are going and it should be quite an experience playing at Royal Memorial in Austin.

And Chris Duel is an ass for picking against the hometown.

Chris went to Holmes. Why would he pull for Clark?

I went to Roosevelt, but if Churchill was playing Al Quaeda's JV, I'd pull for the terrorists.

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 12:50 PM
Most likely not. I haven't decided though.

Then go to the Clark parking lot at 10:30 Saturday morning for a big send off rally to see the busses off!

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 12:51 PM
Chris went to Holmes. Why would he pull for Clark?

.........Because he is Puro San Antonio, that's why!

ashbeeigh
12-11-2008, 12:54 PM
Wow - I didn't know people kept school pride after graduation from HS.

While there is some of my "school pride" behind it, its more for my sister who is a senior this year.


Then go to the Clark parking lot at 10:30 Saturday morning for a big send off rally to see the busses off!

Oh man, seriously? I/ my cat have a vet appointment across the street at 11. It's going to be hellish!

mrsmaalox
12-11-2008, 12:55 PM
Yeah, but last Saturday the Reagan varsity football team got bitch slapped by SV!

Sure, but my son doesn't play football, so I really don't care!! :D

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 12:59 PM
While there is some of my "school pride" behind it, its more for my sister who is a senior this year.

.....Why don't you hook your sister up with my sophmore son?

ashbeeigh
12-11-2008, 01:00 PM
.....Why don't you hook your sister up with my sophmore son?

:lmao because she's getting married in a week and a half. But I will still see what I can do for your son.

Anti.Hero
12-11-2008, 01:14 PM
I'm calling Jay Howard out for being an anti-gun advocate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CosmicCowboy
12-11-2008, 01:30 PM
:lmao because she's getting married in a week and a half. But I will still see what I can do for your son.

She's in high school and getting married in a week and a half? Knocked up or just stupid?

ashbeeigh
12-11-2008, 01:35 PM
She's in high school and getting married in a week and a half? Knocked up or just stupid?

Stupid. The guy is in the army so his orders will change based on his marital status. It's ridiculous.


/rant


I don't want to hijack my own thread.

Sausage
12-11-2008, 02:02 PM
Ah yes, my Alma Mater Smithson Valley is going to state this year. 2005 and 2006 were heartbreaking years for SV and those kids need to finish the job.

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 02:16 PM
Ah yes, my Alma Mater Smitshon Valley is going to state this year. 2005 and 2006 were heartbreaking years for SV and those kids need to finish the job.

You might want to go back and take a remedial spelling course.

Viva Las Espuelas
12-11-2008, 02:20 PM
Yeah, you probably should have graduated.
:tu

marini martini
12-11-2008, 02:23 PM
Ah yes, my Alma Mater Smitshon Valley is going to state this year. 2005 and 2006 were heartbreaking years for SV and those kids need to finish the job.


You might want to go back and take a remedial spelling course.


:lmao:lmao:lmao

SV can't even spell racial slurs correct, on the visiting H.S. bus!!:toast

:depressed

Sausage
12-11-2008, 02:28 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao

SV can't even spell racial slurs correct, on the visiting H.S. bus!!:toast

:depressed

Ouch....

That was a stupid freshman, he was an idiot and thank god he got expelled.

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 02:35 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao

SV can't even spell racial slurs correct, on the visiting H.S. bus!!:toast

:depressed

I didn't hear about that story. Can you elaborate on it?

JoeChalupa
12-11-2008, 02:46 PM
Wow - I didn't know people kept school pride after graduation from HS.

Class of '79!! Go Bulldogs!!


http://www.highschoolsports.net/images/logos/OH435126943.gif

TacoCabanaFajitas
12-11-2008, 03:17 PM
I didn't hear about that story. Can you elaborate on it?

In 2003 Judson went to play SV at their stadium and while the game was going on, a SV student tagged Judson's school buses with the word ###### and KKK a bunch of stupid shit. SV has still not won a state title, but continues to act like they're State Champs every year :lol

marini martini
12-11-2008, 03:46 PM
In 2003 Judson went to play SV at their stadium and while the game was going on, a SV student tagged Judson's school buses with the word ###### and KKK a bunch of stupid shit. SV has still not won a state title, but continues to act like they're State Champs every year :lol

Thanks!!!:toast

..................Butch?????:wow

Extra Stout
12-11-2008, 04:02 PM
Hightower will grind Clark into a fine silvery powder.

Salad Tosser
12-11-2008, 04:03 PM
Let's see if CD shows up in the troll forum.

MannyIsGod
12-11-2008, 04:06 PM
While there is some of my "school pride" behind it, its more for my sister who is a senior this year.


I'll admit - I was suprised to hear Clark won because when I attended Drew Brees kicked our ass EVERY FUCKING YEAR it seemed like.

T Park
12-11-2008, 04:14 PM
Yeah that drew brees turned into an interesting player

AlamoSpursFan
12-11-2008, 05:11 PM
I had the pleasure of being in the stands at Northside stadium back in 1995 when my beloved Rough Riders (Class of '87) beat Austin Westlake in the Regional finals en route to the undisputed state championship (Div I AND II...sorry, Judson!). Westlake's QB? The aforementioned Mr. Brees. Every time I see him on tv, I say "look, there's TR's bitch!"

samikeyp
12-11-2008, 06:37 PM
As a former Northsider (Taft c/o 87) I hope Clark wins. Taft has been in the shitter the last couple of years. I remember vividly sitting in the cold ass rain in December 01 at Alamo Staduim when Taft got screwed and lost the State title by a point.

Not that I am still bitter or anything. :lol

samikeyp
12-11-2008, 06:39 PM
I'll admit - I was suprised to hear Clark won because when I attended Drew Brees kicked our ass EVERY FUCKING YEAR it seemed like.

One of those years they beat Clark like 80-48 or something and then the next week they faced Taft and we held Brees and Co. to 42 points.


Problem was they held us to 7.

:lol

Twisted_Dawg
12-11-2008, 09:09 PM
Hightower will grind Clark into a fine silvery powder.

Perhaps. But keep in mind our starting QB and MVP probably will not play.....for the third straight week.

Logan
12-11-2008, 10:44 PM
If I heard right, Chris said he hopes Clark will win, he just doesn't think they will.

Chris Duel
12-12-2008, 01:39 AM
You're on my shit list for saying Clark won't win on Saturday. That is all.


Go Coogs!

If I am wrong, I will come here and beg forgiveness.

But I don't think I am wrong.

Clark will lose to Fort Bend Hightower.

Don't shoot the messenger.

ShoogarBear
12-12-2008, 01:42 AM
Yeah, you probably should have graduated.

Oh, shit. tlong made a funny.

ShoogarBear
12-12-2008, 01:43 AM
:lmao because she's getting married in a week and a half. But I will still see what I can do for your son.

Your sister's getting married during her senior year of high school?

EDIT: never mind.

ShoogarBear
12-12-2008, 01:49 AM
I had the pleasure of being in the stands at Northside stadium back in 1995 when my beloved Rough Riders (Class of '87) beat Austin Westlake in the Regional finals en route to the undisputed state championship (Div I AND II...sorry, Judson!). Westlake's QB? The aforementioned Mr. Brees. Every time I see him on tv, I say "look, there's TR's bitch!"

I actually went to the 1995 State Championship at Alamo Stadium. Just happened to be back home early for the holidays and found out they were playing. Until they actually came out onto the field I was convinced my sister was pulling my leg.

Chris Duel
12-12-2008, 02:41 PM
Let's see if CD shows up in the troll forum.

Hey man,

Earlier in the week you told me to go post there and I did.

I thought if I posted in the Troll Forum that Mouse would man up (hard for a rodent to do, I know) and call us on the radio show.

Mouse continues to duck us.

We are not surprised.

I hear he has a job now, so he's probably busy.

SpursWoman
12-12-2008, 03:20 PM
I had the pleasure of being in the stands at Northside stadium back in 1995 when my beloved Rough Riders (Class of '87) beat Austin Westlake in the Regional finals en route to the undisputed state championship (Div I AND II...sorry, Judson!). Westlake's QB? The aforementioned Mr. Brees. Every time I see him on tv, I say "look, there's TR's bitch!"


User was on that team. :lol

DizzG.
12-12-2008, 04:27 PM
Hey man,

Earlier in the week you told me to go post there and I did.

I thought if I posted in the Troll Forum that Mouse would man up (hard for a rodent to do, I know) and call us on the radio show.

Mouse continues to duck us.

We are not surprised.

I hear he has a job now, so he's probably busy.

Dude you guys took no calls during the Drew Person segment, and only one call (Dave) in the next hour. Some of us do have jobs and our cell phone batteries don't run on solar power.

DizzG.
12-12-2008, 04:29 PM
If I heard right, Chris said he hopes Clark will win, he just doesn't think they will.


Are you Logan from the old FBZ days? I used to post as STO remember me?

JIM LAMPLEY
12-12-2008, 04:30 PM
A few soft jabs to start off.

FromWayDowntown
12-12-2008, 04:35 PM
As a former Northsider (Taft c/o 87) I hope Clark wins. Taft has been in the shitter the last couple of years. I remember vividly sitting in the cold ass rain in December 01 at Alamo Staduim when Taft got screwed and lost the State title by a point.

Not that I am still bitter or anything. :lol

As an avowed Clark Hater (Clark Sucks!) during my high school days (Clark Sucks!), I'm glad to see them make it this far and hope that they'll get to the Finals. I don't think they will, but I actually hope they do.

What amazes me, though, is that this is Clark's first time to State. For so many years, they were the big bad bully of the Northside, but never could get themselves out of the region. I was surprised to learn that Clark is the 4th of the 5 old Northside schools to win a regional title in football, with Holmes having done it 3 times, Marshall having done it 2 times, and Taft having done it 1 time. If you had told me in 1988 that come 2008, Marshall and Taft would have more appearances in state semifinals than Clark, I'd have thought you were on crack.

Horn Tooter
12-12-2008, 04:36 PM
User was on that team. :lol

Any other accomplishments you want to get off your chest about User?

CosmicCowboy
12-12-2008, 04:50 PM
Any other accomplishments you want to get off your chest about User?

:lmao

nothing a kleenex won't fix.

SpursWoman
12-12-2008, 04:52 PM
:lmao

nothing a kleenex won't fix.


Meh, I swallow. :baby

Taco
12-12-2008, 04:55 PM
Meh, I swallow. :baby

:wow:wow

:toast

CosmicCowboy
12-12-2008, 05:21 PM
Meh, I swallow. :baby

Yeah, I knew that but figured that y'all would throw in the occasional tittie fuck with the Peter North closer for variety...

SpursWoman
12-12-2008, 05:38 PM
Nice. :lol :lol

mouse
12-12-2008, 06:06 PM
This is comedy gold, if only I was Chris Duel I could steal this material. :smokin

Twisted_Dawg
12-12-2008, 07:01 PM
Yeah, I knew that but figured that y'all would throw in the occasional tittie fuck with the Peter North closer for variety...

From HS football to cumshots...........

SequSpur
12-12-2008, 07:14 PM
tittie fuck?

I cant say a cuss word in the title and you can get tittie fucked? that shit is weak.

ashbeeigh
12-12-2008, 07:15 PM
From HS football to cumshots...........

It is the way of ST.

SpursWoman
12-12-2008, 07:50 PM
tittie fuck? I cant say a cuss word in the title and you can get tittie fucked? that shit is weak.

Awwww....does Sequ want a tittie fuck? :lol

CosmicCowboy
12-12-2008, 07:52 PM
Awwww....does Sequ want a tittie fuck? :lol

LOL

TF's require both parties be well endowed to work properly.

Chris Duel
12-12-2008, 10:10 PM
As the guy whose name is in the title of this thread, I'm proud of where this discussion has gone.

SequSpur
12-13-2008, 12:43 AM
LOL

TF's require both parties be well endowed to work properly.

smb

ClingingMars
12-13-2008, 02:04 AM
Wow - I didn't know people kept school pride after graduation from HS.

hell yeah, infact i'll be going to my first game as a alum tomorrow (today technically)

-Mars

Twisted_Dawg
12-13-2008, 10:03 PM
Chris Duel was proven right:

FB Hightower 28
Clark 7

Hightower was clearly the better team and congrats to them. Five players going to Div 1 schools.

And congrats to Clark for their very special season.

phxspurfan
12-13-2008, 10:38 PM
Yeah congrats Clark! I heard it got ghetto after I left...

ashbeeigh
12-13-2008, 11:49 PM
:depressed Oh well. Congratulations on the season Cougars!

And SV lost too. Sad day for SA high school football.

And Chris, I know you said you wanted Clark to win, but didn't think they would. It's like rooting against the Spurs when they play the Mavs. I just don't think it should ever be done. :)

Chris Duel
12-14-2008, 12:07 AM
And Chris, I know you said you wanted Clark to win, but didn't think they would. It's like rooting against the Spurs when they play the Mavs. I just don't think it should ever be done. :)

Again, I'm not happy about the outcome.

I was just calling it as I saw it.

Now, don't ask me how I feel about the Dallas Cowboys chances to make the playoffs. :bang

Sausage
12-14-2008, 12:13 AM
Chris Duel, how do you feel about the Cowboys chances making the playoffs?

mouse
12-14-2008, 02:02 AM
Again, I'm not happy about the outcome.

I was just calling it as I saw it.

Now, don't ask me how I feel about the Dallas Cowboys chances to make the playoffs. :bang


You sold your soul to Satan when you accepted TO as a Cowboy, that is something Tom Landry may forgive, but I never will.

phyzik
12-14-2008, 02:37 AM
As a man who believes Jerry Jones is the sole reason SA will never get a football team (because just about every idiot hear cheers for them), I love it when the Cowgirls choke even with all that talent. Karma is alive and well!

And CD.... quit calling everyone a fucking golden god.... you throw that shit around so much it doesnt have any meaning anymore and you end up sounding like a jackass on the radio. :lol

DIO
12-14-2008, 02:41 AM
you end up sounding like a jackass on the radio. :lol

Are you saying he finally blends in now?

Chris Duel
12-14-2008, 02:54 AM
And CD.... quit calling everyone a fucking golden god.... you throw that shit around so much it doesnt have any meaning anymore and you end up sounding like a jackass on the radio. :lol

Phyzik,

I reserve the highest honor of Golden God to only the most holy men on the planet.

So far, I have only bestowed the title upon six men...

Tom Landry

Jerry Jones

Terrell Owens

Mouse

Skip Bayless

John Lennon

I do not feel I am being excessive with this highest honor.

Chris Duel
12-14-2008, 02:56 AM
You sold your soul to Satan when you accepted TO as a Cowboy, that is something Tom Landry may forgive, but I never will.


Mouse,

Remember that Thomas Wade Landry, a Golden God himself, allowed Duane Thomas on his 1971 Championship Team and Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson on his 1977 Championship Team.

Even God Landry understood that to win a Championship, sometimes one must make exceptions for eccentric personalities.

Logan
12-14-2008, 04:18 AM
Again, I'm not happy about the outcome.

I was just calling it as I saw it.

Now, don't ask me how I feel about the Dallas Cowboys chances to make the playoffs. :bang


Hey Chris..

Your Cowboys play MY Eagles on the last game of the regular season!!

Let hope the winner moves on and the loser is out!!

Tree hugger
12-14-2008, 11:39 AM
Mouse,

Remember that Thomas Wade Landry, a Golden God himself, allowed Duane Thomas on his 1971 Championship Team and Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson on his 1977 Championship Team.

Even God Landry understood that to win a Championship, sometimes one must make exceptions for eccentric personalities.


Did any of them desecrate the Star on the field?

AlamoSpursFan
12-14-2008, 01:32 PM
Phyzik,

I reserve the highest honor of Golden God to only the most holy men on the planet.

So far, I have only bestowed the title upon six men...

Tom Landry

Jerry Jones

Terrell Owens

Mouse

Skip Bayless

John Lennon

I do not feel I am being excessive with this highest honor.


Does this mean I'm no longer a Chris Duel Golden God?

Sincerely,
Bill Maher

FromWayDowntown
12-14-2008, 04:49 PM
Forget Maher -- I'm fascinated to learn that none of George Gervin, Tim Duncan, or David Robinson (or any other Spur or anyone who was ever directly related to the Spurs) qualifies as a Golden God.

Twisted_Dawg
12-14-2008, 05:04 PM
Yeah congrats Clark! I heard it got ghetto after I left...

Nope. None of that. Actually, the coach of the Houston team showed a lot of class by not running up the score which he could have done. On the field, a Clark lineman punched a guy form the Houston team, but boys will be boys.

Last Comic Standing
12-14-2008, 06:34 PM
Does this mean I'm no longer a Chris Duel Golden God?



I think you placed silver this week!