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mrsmaalox
12-15-2008, 11:08 AM
http://www.sydesjokes.com/pictures/w/what_every_man_wants_christmas.jpg

(I can't imagine why any man would want one :D)
ATRAIN
12-15-2008, 11:12 AM
Will the mute button work on you posting crap like this?
Viva Las Espuelas
12-15-2008, 11:22 AM
the "mute" button never seems to work.
Twisted_Dawg
12-15-2008, 11:24 AM
Where is the "Drop & Suck" button?
Viva Las Espuelas
12-15-2008, 11:40 AM
Where is the "Drop & Suck" button?it's a part of the "mute" button.
monosylab1k
12-15-2008, 11:49 AM
Stop Winging?
JudynTX
12-15-2008, 12:07 PM
Wrong! The best present for a man is a.............starts with a B.

:lol
mrsmaalox
12-15-2008, 12:16 PM
Wrong! The best present for a man is a.............starts with a B.

:lol

And it's free!! :tu
JudynTX
12-15-2008, 12:17 PM
And it's free!! :tu

And I know he won't try to exchange it for something else. :hat
ATRAIN
12-15-2008, 12:24 PM
Wrong! The best present for a man is a.............starts with a B.

:lol

Blowtorch? That would pretty awesome to get a Blowtorch for xmas.
phyzik
12-15-2008, 01:11 PM
Wrong! The best present for a man is a.............starts with a B.

:lol

I LOVE Christmas beer!!! :downspin:
ATRAIN
12-15-2008, 01:17 PM
I LOVE Christmas beer!!! :downspin:

AWWW YEAH!!! The Holiday 5 Pack
jman3000
12-15-2008, 01:19 PM
i'd rather it just have a single red button that said "stfu".
SpursWoman
12-15-2008, 01:21 PM
That's all fine and great until she takes the batteries out and shoves them straight up your ass.

But, I'm sure a few of you would actually like that. :spin
mrsmaalox
12-15-2008, 01:26 PM
That's all fine and great until she takes the batteries out and shoves them straight up your ass.

But, I'm sure a few of you would actually like that. :spin

Or just take the batteries for use in her own "appliance"! :)
T Park
12-15-2008, 01:27 PM
Sdub... I'm sensing hostility...
SpursWoman
12-15-2008, 01:38 PM
Sdub... I'm sensing hostility...


No hostility ... I actually thought the misspelled "Stop Whining" button was a nice touch. :lol

I have a good idea of a personalized one I'd like to make for my own use. :angel :cooldevil
urunobili
12-15-2008, 01:57 PM
Jack Daniels would make the cut :tu
BlackSwordsMan
12-15-2008, 03:53 PM
where's the take it up the butt button?
BlackSwordsMan
12-15-2008, 03:53 PM
what is stop winging? Is it supposed to be stop whining?
Aggie Hoopsfan
12-15-2008, 06:57 PM
That's not the perfect gift. It has a minus button for boob size :spin
timvp
12-15-2008, 09:10 PM
That button looks like it says Stop Wincing to me . . .
tlongII
12-15-2008, 09:14 PM
And it's free!! :tu

It's never free.