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mrsmaalox
12-19-2008, 10:02 AM
McDonald's Robber Gets Laughed At

http://www.ksat.com/news/18295259/detail.html


SAN ANTONIO -- A man who attempted to rob a northwest side McDonald's Tuesday evening ran into a string of bad luck, police said.

The man approached a cashier at the McDonald's on Ingram near Callaghan roads and demanded money, only to be laughed at when the cashier didn't realize he was trying to rob the store, police said. The cashier then told the man to get a job if he wanted money, prompting the robber to pull a box cutter out on a couple inside the restaurant and demanding the man's wallet.

The man complied, police said, but there was no money in the wallet. The robber left the store and was promptly caught by a police officer who responded to the call from across the street. The robber is expected to be charged with aggravated robbery, police said.
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I. Hustle
12-19-2008, 10:21 AM
ha ha dumbass

Dex
12-19-2008, 11:00 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

You're doing it wrong!

desflood
12-19-2008, 11:04 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/sghbgh.jpg

spurs_fan_in_exile
12-19-2008, 11:06 AM
And he's off to prison to be quarter pounded in the ass with cheese.

mrsmaalox
12-19-2008, 11:32 AM
Hamburglar forum

mavs>spurs2
12-19-2008, 12:27 PM
And he's off to prison to be quarter pounded in the ass with cheese.

this guy

I Love Me Some Me
12-19-2008, 12:30 PM
Get it together grouch.

I. Hustle
12-19-2008, 12:46 PM
I was there and I took out my pen and paper to sketch what I saw. Here it is.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/TheLocust516/Bape/BapeBurglar.jpg

I. Hustle
12-19-2008, 12:48 PM
Cheeseburger Eddy is going to be waiting for his sweet and sour ass.

spurs_fan_in_exile
12-19-2008, 12:51 PM
Perhaps he can lobby for a pardon from Mayor McCheese.

BlackSwordsMan
12-19-2008, 01:07 PM
what a fucking idiot
10-15 for nothing

Bigzax
12-19-2008, 02:00 PM
that couple should sue McDonalds...

stupid employee that wouldn't give up the 20 in his register escalated the situation...

spurs_fan_in_exile
12-19-2008, 02:44 PM
that couple should sue McDonalds...

stupid employee that wouldn't give up the 20 in his register escalated the situation...

I don't know how far that lawsuit would get, but that cashier is probably out of a job (real big loss, I know.) I spent a summer at McD's and I can't tell you how hard they drummed that "don't resist a robber" stuff into your head during cashier training. I'd like to think that they were just watching out for us but given how they were raging assholes in every other regard I think they were just concerned that they'd have to shut down the place for a day or two if one of us got our heads blown off.

MoSpur
12-19-2008, 04:03 PM
That is too funny.

Trainwreck2100
12-19-2008, 04:20 PM
if there's nothing to steal is it really robbery?

Bender
12-19-2008, 04:29 PM
Hamburglar forum
dang, I forgot about those old ads.

You must be old too :lol