Hey Sarah!

[clambake]

Palin's Daughter's Baby-Daddy's Mama Arrested
Posted Dec 19th 2008 10:13AM by TMZ Staff

...did you follow all that?


Here's the deal: Levi Johnston, the dude who knocked up Sarah Palin's unwed teen daughter Bristol, got some bad news yesterday -- his mom got popped by Alaska State Troopers during an undercover drug investigation.

And while Bristol is set to pop this weekend, Levi's mom is due back in court sometime soon to face six felony drug charges.

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

poor gut can't buy a break

[I. Hustle]

yeah... poor gut.

[DarrinS]

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

[Winehole23]

God bless the paparazzi. Like we really needed to know about this, clambake. Posts like this only underwrite Wild Cobra's diarrheal apologies for the GOP. Thanks.

[Supergirl]

lol...ah schadenfraude.

[clambake]

God bless the paparazzi. Like we really needed to know about this, clambake. Posts like this only underwrite Wild Cobra's diarrheal apologies for the GOP.

you mean where he apologizes by calling the media vicious?

[101A]

lol...ah schadenfraude.

...freude?

[8ft.tall.tejano]

seriously...the palin's are like the raptors in jurrasic park....vision based on movement....if we stop reporting on her, she'll go away...i don't want her to come back til 2012, to try to get the gop nom.............just to give tina fey a reason to go to snl.......

[Winehole23]

you mean where he apologizes by calling the media vicious?Delighting in the misfortunes of the families of public figures does seem to fit the description.

I understand it's how the game is played in the monkey cage, but it's revolting and it sucks. It's also totally trivial. There's no benefit to it, and it only leads to endless poo-flinging.

[clambake]

Delighting in the misfortunes of the families of public figures does seem to fit the description.

I understand it's how the game is played in the monkey cage, but it's revolting and it sucks. It's also totally trivial. There's no benefit to it, and it only leads to endless poo-flinging.

so, you don't think it's interesting to read about the drug arrest of a future in-law to the scary version of what could have been the VP?

[Winehole23]

so, you don't think it's interesting to read about the drug arrest of a future in-law to the scary version of what could have been the VP?About as interesting as Roger Clinton being a cokehead or Billy Carter being a doofus. The argument it's a matter of public interest is a bit of a stretch IMO.

[clambake]

About as interesting as Roger Clinton being a cokehead or Billy Carter being a doofus.
i thought they were funny, too.

The argument it's a matter of public interest is a bit of a stretch IMO.
i'm not arguing, but it's at least as interesting as obama being labeled the anti-christ.

he didn't get arrested for it. she got busted for dope. should i stop looking at the local sheriff's blotter?

[Winehole23]

he didn't get arrested for it. she got busted for dope. should i stop looking at the local sheriff's blotter?By all means suit yourself. I hate the encouragement posting it here gives others, but hey, it's a free country.

[clambake]

By all means suit yourself. I hate the encouragement posting it here gives others, but hey, it's a free country.

i think it's tragic.

you would have thought they'd do a better job of vetting future in-laws.

[Oh, Gee!!]

was it meth? I bet it was meth.

[clambake]

was it meth? I bet it was meth.

:lmao

[Winehole23]

you would have thought they'd do a better job of vetting future in-laws.You'd think so. But they didn't.

[clambake]

You'd think so. But they didn't.

i don't have to look at who's around her to take an interest in what she's doing.

she has aspirations for the white house and has stated that she thinks jesus christ will return in her lifetime.

call it a pet peeve.

[balli]

Delighting in the misfortunes of the families of public figures does seem to fit the description.

I wouldn't normally delight in the private misfortunes of others, especially pertaining to drugs, but this is just yet another bizarre and extremely white trash incident, in an entire series of bizarre and white trash incidents, that can be connected to the Palin family. As a matter of routine white trashery, the whole affair takes on a rather comedic sentiment, as the Palin family becomes increasingly ridiculous with each concurrent story.

In other words, it wouldn't be so funny, if it wasn't so unsurprising, based on our past Palin experiences.

[Rohirrim]

Listen to all you losers call the Palin's white trash. I can almost guarantee you they all live better lives than you ever will.

White trash? Give me a fucking break.


Clambake is the biggest loser in this entire forum, for he gets a kick out of this useless information.

[balli]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Not really. Maybe, if my goals in life were to have a knocked up kid, kill Caribou and ride snowmobiles (sorry, Snow Machines). But because I'm not white trash, I don't value those things. Henceforth, they would make for a BAD life.

[Winehole23]

I wouldn't normally delight in the private misfortunes of others, especially pertaining to drugs, but this is just yet another bizarre and extremely white trash incident, in an entire series of bizarre and white trash incidents, that can be connected to the Palin family. As a matter of routine white trashery, the whole affair takes on a rather comedic sentiment, as the Palin family becomes increasingly ridiculous with each concurrent story. I like Squidbillies (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/squidbillies/indexpage.html#video), and I liked Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Hartman,_Mary_Hartman) so I guess I can relate.

Bashing "poor" white folks and rural Americans strikes me as being a little bit unclassy, but I guess it's still socially acceptable, and shows like Squidbillies do crack me up sometimes.

Sarah Palin not so much, but there's no accounting for taste.

[Rohirrim]

If there was a white trash award in this election, there is no doubt Obama's mother would have won the award.

Baby Palin still has a future for president!

[ploto]

Whatever happened to the wedding? Guess that was all for political show.

[clambake]

If there was a white trash award in this election, there is no doubt Obama's mother would have won the award.

Baby Palin still has a future for president!

hey dipshit, read what i wrote next time. i don't care what color someone is when they're running for the highest office.

she said she believes that jesus christ will return to earth in her lifetime. can you think about that or is your brain two marbles in a tin can?

[Winehole23]

hey dipshit, read what i wrote next time. See post #20.

[clambake]

See post #20.

you read it. i wasn't in post #20.

[Winehole23]

I guess he did say dipshits. I thought he was responding to ballijuana.

[2centsworth]

PMing people and telling them how much you hate them is a sign of a winner.:lmao:lmao:lmao

[clambake]

PMing people and telling them how much you hate them is a sign of a winner.:lmao:lmao:lmao

huh?

[doobs]

PMing people and telling them how much you hate them is a sign of a winner.:lmao:lmao:lmao

Do tell

[balli]

I called him an ideologue and a moron. And I don't regret it one bit. He was being an ideologue. He was being a moron. And I felt like dropping a personal F U on him. Reasonable that I do so, no?

I don't recall ever saying that I hated him.

[clambake]

I called him an ideologue and a moron. And I don't regret it one bit. He was being an ideologue. He was being a moron. And I felt like dropping a personal F U on him. Reasonable that I do so, no?

I don't recall ever saying that I hated him.

you should have kept it to a post. no backroom fighting :nope

i think 2cents is alright, actually.

[balli]

you should have kept it to a post. no backroom fighting
That part, I regret; admittedly bitchmade. I'm sorry I hid my words in a pm, 2 cents.

[Wild Cobra]

God bless the paparazzi. Like we really needed to know about this, clambake. Posts like this only underwrite Wild Cobra's diarrheal apologies for the GOP. Thanks.
Ha Ha Ha.

Get a grip. I do not appologize for the GOP, I point out propaganda against them Not the same thing.

I really wish the originator would post links:

Levi Johnston's mother hit with drug charges (http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/crime/story/628010.html)

There is very little in the story. Here's some of it:


Troopers charged Johnston with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance -- generally manufacturing or delivering drugs -- as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession.

Troopers released no other information, including the kind or amount of drugs, because details could jeopardize an ongoing investigation, spokeswoman Megan Peters said.

Asked how long the investigation had proceeded before Johnston's arrest, Peters would only say "a while."

It would be interesting to know what the 'Controlled Substance' was. At least the highest charges are second degree rather than first. They must have very little evidence not to have harder charges.

[ChumpDumper]

Wild Cobra is pro felony drug manufacturing and/or distribution.

[clambake]

he must think "controlled" means she has everything under control.

[Wild Cobra]

Wild Cobra is pro felony drug manufacturing and/or distribution.

^^^^ TROLL ALERT ^^^^

[ChumpDumper]

^^^^ TROLL ALERT ^^^^^^^^ CRIMINAL APOLOGIST ALERT ^^^^

[Wild Cobra]

You guys are already saying she's guilty. Fucking Nazi's Guilty until proven innocent.

We don't know the relavant facts. We can only assume she had drugs found in her house. That's about it. They could be Levi's, a friends, husband's, boyfriend, who knows. Unlikely, but maybe even planted. They did not release enough details.

That's OK. Chance looking like a fool before we know more.

[clambake]

They could be Levi's, a friends, husband's, boyfriend, who knows. Unlikely, but maybe even planted.

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

You guys are already saying she's guilty. Fucking Nazi's Guilty until proven innocent.:lmao

Have you read the Blagojevich thread?


We don't know the relavant facts. We can only assume she had drugs found in her house. That's about it. They could be Levi's, a friends, husband's, boyfriend, who knows. Unlikely, but maybe even planted. They did not release enough details.

That's OK. Chance looking like a fool before we know more.The fact she was arrested was entertaining enough.

Your floating the idea she was framed is priceless.

[SnakeBoy]

Funny how the left and the right get a huge boner for all things Palin.

Funny to hear people refer to the Palins as poor white trash when they make more than any of you and she's going to be a very rich bitch soon.

Now if she ever confesses that she used to like smoking pot and snorting coke when she could afford it then that will be real news...or maybe not.

[Wild Cobra]

:lmao

Your floating the idea she was framed is priceless.

My God, are you a fucking idot, or just a mindless troll?

I started the plant idea with "unlikely." Unlike mindless libtards, I look at all the concievable possibilities, no matter how unlikely. I don't believe they were planted. It's just a possibility.

[ChumpDumper]

Funny to see how butthurt you guys still are about the election.

Sure we're just poking you with a stick, but it's just so easy.

[ChumpDumper]

My God, man!

[clambake]

nah, i get a boner because republicans trotted her out thinking she was the best option.

[Wild Cobra]

:lmao

Have you read the Blagojevich thread?

Yes, and there's only little more evidence there. The word about the tapes.

Go back to them. You'll see I offer very little critisim on a topic that has so little evidence.

[ChumpDumper]

You'll see if I care.

We aren't in court here.

[clambake]

whats the big deal? whottt will tell you that every sound decision in the history of the world was made under the influence of drugs.

[johnsmith]

Clambake posted this expecting maybe four or five replies, he's now almost at three pages.




Well done clambake, well done. You and chumpdumper continue to be my two favorite posters. You guys get more replies based off of one liners than any others in this part of the site.

:toast

[johnsmith]

Buddy Holly on the other hand, he continues to be a douche bag.