Players you want to punch in the face

[daspurs]

Kg
kendrick perkins
Ben wallace
ron artest

[lefty]

Kg
kendrick perkins
Ben wallace
ron artest

+CP3
David Weste
Jason Terry
Devean George
Vujabitch

[Reck]

Kevin Garnett
Raja Bell
Jason Terry
Jacque Vaughn

[Rohirrim]

Chris Paul

[Matchman]

why would anyone wanna punch Artest? hes a class act on and off the court

back to the topic
KG
Perkins
CP3
D West
D-Whistle
Terry
in this order

suprisingly i dont wanna punch anyone on the fakers team.

[balli]

Carlos Boozer
Matt Barnes
Kevin Martin
Chris Paul
K. Perkins
Carmelo
I don't dislike Amare as much as above, but I'm not a fan

That's it, that's the list.

[mavs>spurs2]

bruce bowen
tim duncan
devean george
josh howard
matt barnes
kg

[monosylab1k]

Matt Barnes
Kevin Garnett
David West
Sasha Vujacic
Matt Barnes
Mark Madsen
Bruce Bowen
Matt Barnes

[lil_penny]

Kevin garnett
Lamar odom
Sasha vujabitch
Bruce bowen
Matt barnes
Leon powe(he should flop)
Jason kidd.. then marc cuban

Or just hire j.r. rider to do it for me

[Juanobili]

KG
Sasha Vujabitch
Chris Paul
Jason Terry
Steve Nash

[Juanobili]

Sasha vujabitch


lol beat me


but yeah, I gotta add Mark Cuban even though hes not a player

[phyzik]

KG
KG
KG
KG
Chris Paul
KG again
















KG.

[Spur-Addict]

Vuja and Perk. Booze for being a douche, and Charlie V. b/c he isn't maximizing his potential.

[BlackSwordsMan]

bonzi wells

[Udokafan05]

shaq, cp3, pierce, kg, terry, bell, fisher (.4 not possible)

[Pistons < Spurs]

Rasheed Wallace
Anderson Verajio
Joahkim Noah
Mark Madsen
Antoine Walker
Dwyane Wade
Ron Artest
Stephen Jackson

[SpursDynasty]

Dwight Howard
Lebron James
Chris Paul
Tracy McGrady
Derek Fisher for screwing Utah
Brandon Roy

[mavs>spurs2]

Dwight Howard
Lebron James
Chris Paul
Tracy McGrady
Derek Fisher for screwing Utah
Brandon Roy

Too bad all those players would wipe the floor with your sorry internet bashing ass

[monosylab1k]

The majority of you don't realize just how big a douchebag cocksucker Matt Barnes is.

[mavs>spurs2]

The majority of you don't realize just how big a douchebag cocksucker Matt Barnes is.

Oh, I realize it. I don't think any person that I don't even know has the ability to piss me off the way he does. The douchebag badass wannabe behavior, the shit he does after he hits a 3, the mohawk, etc, I hate it all.

[Matchman]

The majority of you don't realize just how big a douchebag cocksucker Matt Barnes is.

well hes a nobody so we dont give a fuck about him.

[timtonymanu]

Kendrick Perkins
KG
Eddie House
Glen Davis
Paul Pierce
Chris Paul
Shaq
Amare
Jason Terry
Stackhouse
David West
Marbury
Raja Bell
Beno Udrih
Arenas, Stevenson
Vujacic

[DANILO DRASKOVIC]

I actually like Ron Artest
but I do want to punch every Boston player, fan, and citizen

[DANILO DRASKOVIC]

I'm surprised no one said Kobe

[lefty]

I'm surprised no one said Kobe

That's because Chris Child and Raja Bell already took care of him

[cobbler]

KG
KG
Paul Pierce
KG
SpursDynasty standing in for KG
and KG

[JamStone]

Drew Gooden, mostly just because of his appearance and not his game or personality. The pussy patch on the back of the head was bad enough. And, the lambchop side burns was pretty ridiculous too. But, the Pirates of the Caribbean dreaded beard, that went too far.

[jbspurs]

top

Sasha Vujacic
Jason Terry
CP3
Amare
Kenyon Martin

[TDMVPDPOY]

im surprise non of the parker haters have listed him yet....


parker.

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

carmelo

[jacobdrj]

Larry Brown
Jerry Slone
Don Nelson
Mike D'Antoni
Josh Howard
Ron Artest
Kenyon Martin
Gilbert Arenas*

*Only when he touches a basketball. Seems like a nice guy off the court.

[Brickhouse]

Josh Howard
Devean George
Erika and Diop

[Def Rowe]

I would like to punch Rasheed Wallace in the face, just for shits and giggles.

[benefactor]

Ray Allen

[Kai]

Andrei Flopaleinko
Vujabitch
Darko Milicic
Matt Barnes
any other Eurotrash player

and Scotty Pippen for old time's sake

[TheMACHINE]

kg
matt barnes

[Xylus]

Derek Fisher
Kobe Bryant
Trevor Ariza
Pau Gasol
Andrew Bynum
Jordan Farmar
Sasha Vujacic
Vladimir Radmanovic
Chris Mihm
Josh Powell
Luke Walton
Sun Yue


I'm cool with Odom though.

[peskypesky]

Jason Terry
Jason Terry
Jason Terry
Chris Paul
Jason Kidd
David West
Amare
Shaq

[IronMexican]

Matt Barnes is the biggest cock sucker in the NBA, but I would love his bitch ass out our team. Lakers need a tough guy. KG and LO would make the list for me.

[Oh, Gee!!]

sam cassell b/c he has a funny face to punch.

[SenorSpur]

Jason "Cessna" Terry
Jason "Cessna" Terry
Jason "Cessna" Terry
Kenyon Martin
Shaq
Damon Jones
Stephon Marbury

[SmellyFeet]

Odumb.

If I had to choose between a million dollars and punching him in the face........I'd have to think long and hard, and would probably choose the money, but it will be a hair split decision.

[RonMexico]

Sasha wins.

V-Span is a close second.

[djohn2oo8]

Garnett
Pierce
Barnes
David West
Kobe
Vujabitch
Powe
Rondo
Terry


Plus Celtics Announcers and Mark Cuban:flipoff

[sonic21]

Kendrick Perkins
Jason Terry
Glen Davis
Amare
Gilbert Arenas

[Doug Collins]

Jason Terry prefers to be punched in the balls, he doesn't deserve the decency of a face punch.

Other than that:
Jameer "All Eyes On Me" Nelson
KG^a million
Mo Pete
Devin Harris
Wally
Detroit
Miami's coach
Tyson Chandler

Edit: Forgot to add Richard Jefferson because he won't come out of the closet even though we all know he's gay.

[Indazone]

Garnett comes to mind.

[JamStone]

^Lol @ that sig pic

That button on Eva's apron/dress? looks like a nipple.

[The Franchise]

Jason "Cessna" Terry
Jason "Cessna" Terry
Jason "Cessna" Terry
Kenyon Martin
Shaq
Damon Jones
Stephon Marbury

Good list. :toast

[Darrin]

Allen Iverson.

[fitzgerald]

Bruce (ninja) Bowen
KG
Carmelo
Kenyon Martin
Dennis Rodman
Iverson

[daslicer]

The entire lakers team except for Odom.
Cp3
David West
KG
Pierce
Perkins- I don't know why but he just seems like a dumbass in his interviews. I just feel like wanting to knock the shit out of him.

[Girasuck]

Waiting for Rockets fans to list the entire Jazz roster. Hell, I'm shocked Matt Harpring hasn't been mentioned yet. My list...

Carlos Boozer
Derrick Rose
Kenyon Martin
Ricky Davis
Carmelo
Baron Davis

[Indazone]

^Lol @ that sig pic

That button on Eva's apron/dress? looks like a nipple.

Who says it's not? lol

Actually I think it's a locket or something.

[DPG21920]

I cannot believe no one has said kg

[Kobe™]

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6080583,00.jpg

[atxrocker]

:lol@ all the cp3 votes. bunch of haters.

[Kamnik]

KG & Vujacic top my list...

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Sasha Vujacic
Fabricio Oberto
Robin Lopez
Mike Miller
Delonte West
Pau Gasol
Anderson Verejao
Luke Walton
Radman
any other white Laker player I didn't mention
Amare Stoudemire
Andrew Bynum
Walter Herrman

[Bob Lanier]

Dwight Howard.

[KB24 MVP]

KG X 100000000000000000
Paul Pierce
Perkins
Steve Nash
Lamar Odom

[Kobe™]

Lamar Odom

I wanna do more then Punch
n/h

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I would love to Curb Stomp Raja Fucking Bell... no joke.


He'd clothesline you first.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Why exactly does everyone hate KG? It's not his fault Pau Gasol is a big choker and KG abused him in the finals, maybe Laker Nation should be mad at Gasol for not knowing where the weight room is.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

KG X 100000000000000000
Paul Pierce
Perkins
Steve Nash
Lamar Odom

Ha, the 3 players at the top of that list took part in destroying LA, I'm sure that has nothing to do with why you hate them so much. I guess if judge Kobe for raping an innocent woman you're allowed to judge Paul Pierce for raping Kobe and making him his bitch.

[Pero]

KG
Chris Paul

[Kobe™]

Kobe and making him his bitch.
:sleep
Kobe rarely guarded Paul

[shelshor]

Mike Miller
Chrissie Paul
Jason Terry
KoMe
Steve Nash
Kenyon Martin
Josh Howard
Joakim Noah
Sasha Vujacic
Jermaine O'Neal

[atxcocker]

:lol@ all the cp3 votes. bunch of haters.

yeah that's kind of the point of the entire thread, you stupid asshole.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:sleep
Kobe rarely guarded Paul

Kobe rarely guarded anyone, and Paul certainly guarded Kobe a lot and effectively.

[Kai]

So no one else hates Andrei "I'm a bleeding vagina" Kirilenko?

[dirk4mvp]

Devin Harris (not because we traded him, he just looks like a guy you want to hit)
Diop
KG
Troy Murphy
Kenyon Martin
Udonis Haslem
Matt Barnes
Vince Carter (why couldn't that talent have went to someone who would use it?)
any stiff white guy who doesn't really have any skills (Mihm, Croshere, Gordan Giriček etc)

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Ryan Bowen

Dude is a punk.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Title of this thread should be "players you want to punch if their hands are tied behind their back."

[Chieflion]

Inserts intensity joke here.

[Kamnik]

I cannot believe no one has said kg

:lmao

[Austin_Toros]

Mark "fuckwit" Cuban
Josh Howard
Jason Terry
Steve Nash
Corey Maggette (for chasing money you bastard!)
Amare Stoudamire
Derek Fisher


PS i love Kendrick Perkins!! seriously

[LA24]

Right now ? The whole damn laker team, coaches included.

[MI21]

I like most NBA players, but there a few that really need to be put in there place.

Kevin Garnett and David West spring to mind.

[Medvedenko]

The celtics big 3
Jason Terry
Q Rich
Tim Thomas
or anyone else that does that hand across the face motion when they hit a shot. Man, that shit is weak.
K Perkins

[Dex]

+1 to all Mark Madsens on this list

[Dex]

Oh, and I can't forget Jason Terry.

What a little punk.

And Stackhouse.

And Nowitzki.

Most of the Dallas organization, really.

[Kobe™]

http://i44.tinypic.com/mmziw2.png

[cornbread]

CP3. He would really sell the punch and make me look good.

[sribb43]

KG
TD
Manu
TP
Vareajo
Odom
Melo
Amare
CP3
Perkins
Big Baby
"The Machine"
Devean George
Avery Johnson

[hater]

I'll break it down position by position
CP3
Terry/Stackhouse
Vujacic
KG
Bonner(just so I can tell my grandchildren I once punched Matt Bonner)

[Darkwaters]

Why all the CP3 hate?

[balli]

Fuck punching him in the face, if I thought I could get away with it, I'd happily stab JR Smith in the throat. I hate that motherfucker.

[m33p0]

boobie gibson.

everytime he makes a '3', he sticks his tongue out and raises 3 fingers. i just want to put my foot on his neck when he does that.

[Many PackYao]

The Celtics starting 5
plus Eddie House
Matt Barnez
Pony-tailed homo in Phoenix
J-Ho
Turtle-head Terry
Stackhouse
CP3
The whole Jazz team plus fans except D-Will.
:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit

[balli]

The whole Jazz team plus fans except D-Will.
WTF do you have against Brewer, Millsap, CJ Miles, Brevin Knight, Mo Almond, Big Fes, Kosta Koufos, Ronnie Price? None of those guys are unlikable or dirty. At all. And Brewer and Millsap are just awesome to watch. Pull your head out. Quit hating us for your team's playoff failures.

[Spursmania]

jason terry
sasha vujabitch
derek fisher
chris paul

[Many PackYao]

WTF do you have against Brewer, Millsap, CJ Miles, Brevin Knight, Ronnie Price? None of those guys are unlikable or dirty. At all. And Brewer and Millsap are just awesome to watch. Pull your head out.
Ok, maybe I should shorten that list to Okur, AGAY-47, Harpring and Ashton Kutcher. <----- These guys are floppers or dirty and don't play the game it was meant to be played.

[balli]

Okur occasionally flops, AK's done it 4 times in his career and has a bum rep, I hate Harpring myself, but he's never flopped in his life. If people consider him dirty because he's tough, fine, but he can't help the fact that he's built and plays like a bulldozer. I don't consider that not "playing the game the way it's meant to be played." But I do understand why he's eminently unlikable. The only reason to hate Kusher is his obvious pussiness, but really, does that make him all that hate-able? In any case, he's about as soft and un-dirty a player as you'll find.

But I guess I'll take what I can get. Thanks for shortening the list.

[Ballin Boy]

KG. Jerry sloan. Karl Malone.Rajon Rondo. Sasha vujachic lebron james, D wade. Actually all of the celtics team. Chris birdman anderson. Kobe on occasion. Carlos delfino. DARKO milicic

[Many PackYao]

Okur occasionally flops, AK's done it 4 times in his career and has a bum rep, I hate Harpring myself, but he's never flopped in his life. If people consider him dirty because he's tough, fine, but he can't help the fact that he's built and plays like a bulldozer. I don't consider that not "playing the game the way it's meant to be played." But I do understand why he's eminently unlikable. The only reason to hate Kusher is his obvious pussiness, but really, does that make him all that hate-able? In any case, he's about as soft and un-dirty a player as you'll find.

But I guess I'll take what I can get. Thanks for shortening the list.
Well, for what it's worth the Jazz fans on this board are ok in my book.:toast

[balli]

Well, for what it's worth the Jazz fans on this board are ok in my book.:toast

:toast And I agree, the majority of Jazz fans (not on this board) are pretty damn lame.

[Banzai]

+CP3
David Weste
Jason Terry
Devean George
Vujabitch

At least you don't hate Sasha that much..seeing how he is last on the list.

[Bob Lanier]

Players who look like they just got punched in the face:

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090307/capt.40e05f41ee2d4d1eae73596d357d2a5f.aptopix_timb erwolves_lakers_basketball_las107.jpg

[IronMexican]

Sasha
House
Matt Barnes

[resistanze]

I would say Lou Amundson but my boy Z-BO already has that shit on LOCK.

[AFBlue]

Antawn Jamison....nicest guy in the league

[weebo]

I'd like to punch everyone in the NBA.

[Ghazi]

Shut it wetback

[mavs>spurs2]

What's the deal with this othellotron douche and mullets?

[baseline bum]

The majority of you don't realize just how big a douchebag cocksucker Matt Barnes is.

well hes a nobody so we dont give a fuck about him.

That's because he didn't shit dagger threes all over your team in the playoffs like he did to one unnamed soft team from South Oklahoma.

[dirk4mvp]

That's because he didn't shit dagger threes all over your team in the playoffs like he did to one unnamed soft team from South Oklahoma.


Oh, that's why spurfan is the only fanbase that hates every maverick. Makes sense now :toast

[dirk4mvp]

I wouldnt punch them in the face...they'd fuck u up.

I'd punch Chris Fall, David West, and Dork Nobitchki:blah

I bet you'd like to, but I doubt you could raise your fat fucking arm that high.

[bdubya]

James Posey.

I like the way he plays; it's just he's got a face that says "punch me".

[mogrovejo]

What a retarded question.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

God BenjarvusImRetarded comes up with the worst nicknames.

[manufor3]

kobe
kg
rashard lewis
daquean cook
sasha (both of them)

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Sasha Vujabrick
Anderson Verejao
Robin Lopez
Lamar Odom
Matt Barnes

[timaios]

Joe Crawford (NBDL) because of his name !

[Mugen]

sasha vujacic
jason terry
jason kidd's son

[monosylab1k]

That's because he didn't shit dagger threes all over your team in the playoffs like he did to one unnamed soft team from South Oklahoma.

What's funny is how I hate nobody on the 07 Warriors except for Matt Barnes. So "dagger threes" doesn't have shit to do with it. The guy's a faggot, plain as that.

So the real question is, why do spurfans always act like such bitter little pussies every time the Mavs beat them? You'd think 4 rings would be a pretty nice consolation prize to make you forget a Dallas teabagging.

[baseline bum]

What's funny is how I hate nobody on the 07 Warriors except for Matt Barnes. So "dagger threes" doesn't have shit to do with it. The guy's a faggot, plain as that.

So the real question is, why do spurfans always act like such bitter little pussies every time the Mavs beat them? You'd think 4 rings would be a pretty nice consolation prize to make you forget a Dallas teabagging.

Every team's fans act like bitter pussies when their team loses. Have you not seen Laker fan after getting destroyed in the Finals in 04 or 08? Suns fan since 05? Maverick fan after Wade took 4 straight?

[sook]

The majority of you don't realize just how big a douchebag cocksucker Matt Barnes is.

we do,

last night he tried to start shit with ...Shane Battier.

LOL

Who has probably never gotten a T in his whole career

[sook]

What's funny is how I hate nobody on the 07 Warriors except for Matt Barnes. So "dagger threes" doesn't have shit to do with it. The guy's a faggot, plain as that.

So the real question is, why do spurfans always act like such bitter little pussies every time the Mavs beat them? You'd think 4 rings would be a pretty nice consolation prize to make you forget a Dallas teabagging.

i have to completely agree, Matt Barnes wasn't even good, he is just a faggot.

he tried to hurt turiaf last year and started that big brawl in phoenix.

[exstatic]

I'd like to punch Derek Fisher in the face exactly 0.4 times.

LMAO @ JKidds son, and CP3 making one's punch look good by embellishing it.

[Pelicans78]

Matt Harpring
Andre Kirilenko
JR Smith
Allen Iverson
Kobe Bryant
Sasha Vujacic
Kevin Garnett
Bruce Bowen
Manu Ginobli