Man dies while masturbating in car speeding 120mph

[MiamiHeat]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/jail-for-killer-driver-in-120mph-sex-act-14099067.html

EDIT : man KILLS while masturbating in car speeding 120 MPH. he doesn't die

[Rohirrim]

I was going to make a joke before I read the first sentence:


A drunk driver who killed a father and son was masturbating at the wheel moments before the fatal crash, a court heard today.

:(

[BlackSwordsMan]

love explosion

[Sapphire]

Your thread title should say "man KILLS while masturbating"--that stupid bastard didn't die.

[thispego]

that piece of shit only got 16 years?

[thispego]

Your thread title should say "man KILLS while masturbating"--that stupid bastard didn't die.

yeah no shit, fix your fucking thread title

[Spur-Addict]

What happened is obviously sad and shouldn't happen to anyone. Nor is the actual act of death comedic, especially when children and young adults are involved.

BUT

I'm sorry, this shit right here is funny regardless.

And I quote:

"Mr Downard and his two friends went to the aid of the defendant, and saw that his semi-erect penis was out of his trousers."

:lol

My heart goes out to the family of those deceased.

[Slydragon]

very misleading thread title.

[Bender]

it should be done in the comfort and safety of your own home...

[TDMVPDPOY]

i think VTEC KICK IN YO

[The Franchise]

Go home and fuck your wife idiot.