Findog
12-28-2008, 10:43 PM
I bought a bag of weed from my dirtbag cousin. It wasn't high-quality stuff, in fact it was barely worth smoking, like 3 bowls just to feel a buzz...so the following doesn't make me too upset. Anyways, last night I smoked three bowls, rubbed one out, and went to bed. I'm laying there in the dark, and I can hear this helicopter. It doesn't go away, in fact it gets louder and louder.
After about 15 minutes of this constantly circling helicopter, it gets so loud that it has to be circling directly over my apt building. I look out the window and I can see floodlights, three squad cars...so I panicked and flushed all of my weed down the toilet. It was about an ounce total. I paid $30 for what is admittedly crappy weed and only really works as a placebo effect, but still...
I was too stoned, half-awake and paranoid to realize that:
A) the copter wasn't circling overhead on account of my weed that was being smoked in the privacy of my own residence. They only pull that out when they have bigger fish to fry.
B) even if the cops had entered my apt, they would've still found my paraphenalia, and I would've gone to jail anyways on account of that
C) it wasn't enough to be felony possession, so see item B on the futility of flushing it
D) All I really had to do was put it up and make sure it wasn't in plain sight on the extremely miniscule chance the police entered my residence.
Now, it was of extremely poor quality, so I think subconsciously I was thinking that crappy weed wasn't worth going to jail for, but I remember waking up this morning and thinking "It sure would be nice to smoke a bowl. I totally dreamed the scary helicopter flashing the floodlights and me flushing my stash, right? There's no way that actually happened."
After about 15 minutes of this constantly circling helicopter, it gets so loud that it has to be circling directly over my apt building. I look out the window and I can see floodlights, three squad cars...so I panicked and flushed all of my weed down the toilet. It was about an ounce total. I paid $30 for what is admittedly crappy weed and only really works as a placebo effect, but still...
I was too stoned, half-awake and paranoid to realize that:
A) the copter wasn't circling overhead on account of my weed that was being smoked in the privacy of my own residence. They only pull that out when they have bigger fish to fry.
B) even if the cops had entered my apt, they would've still found my paraphenalia, and I would've gone to jail anyways on account of that
C) it wasn't enough to be felony possession, so see item B on the futility of flushing it
D) All I really had to do was put it up and make sure it wasn't in plain sight on the extremely miniscule chance the police entered my residence.
Now, it was of extremely poor quality, so I think subconsciously I was thinking that crappy weed wasn't worth going to jail for, but I remember waking up this morning and thinking "It sure would be nice to smoke a bowl. I totally dreamed the scary helicopter flashing the floodlights and me flushing my stash, right? There's no way that actually happened."