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lefty
12-30-2008, 01:51 AM
I'll start with numbers 1 and 2.

1. Tony Romo's 2008-2009 season
2. SequSpur

m33p0
12-30-2008, 01:55 AM
3. bonner flooring garnett. that one never gets old. :lol

Chieflion
12-30-2008, 01:57 AM
4. SpursDynasty

phyzik
12-30-2008, 01:57 AM
5. Lefty's Hate for Tony Parker.

Chieflion
12-30-2008, 02:01 AM
6. Media's obsession of Lakers, Celtics and Cavs while totally ignoring the Spurs and Magic.

lefty
12-30-2008, 02:02 AM
5. Lefty's Hate for Tony Parker.

I don't hate him.

I just criticize some of his dumb decisions.

I do the same with Manu, who is my favorite Spur

phyzik
12-30-2008, 02:03 AM
7. Lefty's denial of his hate for Parker.

lefty
12-30-2008, 02:06 AM
8. Phyzik's struggles with reading

Chieflion
12-30-2008, 02:10 AM
9. Arguments on Spurstalk.

mystargtr34
12-30-2008, 02:14 AM
5. Lefty's Hate for Tony Parker.



I don't hate him.

I just criticize some of his dumb decisions.

I do the same with Manu, who is my favorite Spur



7. Lefty's denial of his hate for Parker.

Lol

Reck
12-30-2008, 02:27 AM
10. Expression of the Sun's players faces Every time they lose to the Spurs.

dirk4mvp
12-30-2008, 02:29 AM
The spurs forum after any loss.

lefty
12-30-2008, 02:30 AM
11.The spurs forum after any loss.

Many PackYao
12-30-2008, 03:48 AM
SpursDynasty's comments after a Rockets loss.:lol

m33p0
12-30-2008, 04:28 AM
The spurs forum after any loss.
+1
well, that's true. produced some classics. :lmao

mavs>spurs2
12-30-2008, 05:51 AM
12. Boobs

Brazil
12-30-2008, 07:00 AM
13. Kbp

Chieflion
12-30-2008, 07:06 AM
14. Tlong's obsession with Oden.

Brazil
12-30-2008, 07:10 AM
15. The Allanon tanking obsession

urunobili
12-30-2008, 07:24 AM
16 - timvp's recaps

sonic21
12-30-2008, 07:51 AM
17- Timmy's expression after a foul

Chieflion
12-30-2008, 07:52 AM
18. Garnett and European guards

mystargtr34
12-30-2008, 08:04 AM
19. Spurstalk's grasp of sarcasm.

supermana
12-30-2008, 08:17 AM
20. Yao getting blocked by the rim

it's me
12-30-2008, 10:30 AM
21. 21

Gator Chomp!
12-30-2008, 10:35 AM
22. Tim Tebow!!!!!

Gator Chomp!
12-30-2008, 10:36 AM
23. The dynasty of the Florida Gators!!!!!

CubanMustGo
12-30-2008, 10:37 AM
24. Root canals.

tonylongoriafan
12-30-2008, 10:38 AM
16 - timvp's recaps

timvp's previews :toast

Dex
12-30-2008, 10:41 AM
25. Buzz Killington

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hater
12-30-2008, 11:22 AM
26. Reviewing Nash photoshop thread

urunobili
12-30-2008, 11:30 AM
27- duncan228 all Spurs related article's finds and threads

Darrin
12-30-2008, 12:07 PM
28. Watching Paint Dry.
29. Busy work.

Darrin
12-30-2008, 12:08 PM
30. Cleaning a toilet.

JamStone
12-30-2008, 12:08 PM
31. Doing lame "name 100 things" lists?

xtremesteven33
12-30-2008, 12:13 PM
32. Being stuck in traffic

lefty
12-30-2008, 01:37 PM
31. Doing lame "name 100 things" lists?

:depressed

ehz33satx
12-30-2008, 01:42 PM
I don't hate him.

I just criticize some of his dumb decisions.

I do the same with Manu, who is my favorite Spur

The man has 3 NBA Championships, Finals MVP and a hot wife. Who are you to criticize him? Have you ever even played organized basketball, besides at the playground?

lefty
12-30-2008, 01:55 PM
The man has 3 NBA Championships, Finals MVP and a hot wife. Who are you to criticize him? Have you ever even played organized basketball, besides at the playground?

Hot wife ?
:lmao

I played organized basketball for 15 years

Despite his titles, he is not exempt of criticism

jacobdrj
12-30-2008, 01:56 PM
Josh Howard's idiotic basketball play.

de Soto
12-30-2008, 01:58 PM
Liposuction.

RsxPiimp
12-30-2008, 02:31 PM
kobe fans

ManuTP9
12-30-2008, 02:34 PM
watching ESPN ass kiss

RsxPiimp
12-30-2008, 02:36 PM
josh howard off the court

it's me
12-30-2008, 02:44 PM
Hot wife ?
:lmao



I agree with you … she has no butt … that makes me doubt if she is actually a Latino chick

lefty
12-30-2008, 02:44 PM
33. josh howard off the court


34. watching ESPN ass kiss


35. kobe fans


36. Liposuction.


37. Josh Howard's idiotic basketball play.

lefty
12-30-2008, 02:45 PM
I agree with you … she has no butt … that makes me doubt if she is actually a Latino chick

lol

it's me
12-30-2008, 02:45 PM
33. Eva’s flatness

lefty
12-30-2008, 02:46 PM
38. Eva’s flatness

nkdlunch
12-30-2008, 03:05 PM
I agree with you … she has no butt … that makes me doubt if she is actually a Latino chick

just because Eva doesn't look like your 180 pound sisters, does not mean she ain't latin

Rip-Hamilton32
12-30-2008, 06:55 PM
39. watching the thunder play

Def Rowe
12-30-2008, 06:58 PM
40. Farting

timtonymanu
12-30-2008, 07:02 PM
41. The Celtics 104, Knicks 59 game

DANILO DRASKOVIC
12-30-2008, 07:14 PM
kazaam

manufor3
12-30-2008, 07:16 PM
42. grass growing

YellowFever
12-31-2008, 02:03 AM
Steve Nash's hair cuts.


SpursDynasty's predictions.
(Nothing personal...You were just doing what you're supposed to do....namely get most predictions wrong)

lefty
01-02-2009, 12:57 AM
45. Thread bumpings

dallaskd
01-02-2009, 01:05 AM
46. Mma

j-money24
01-02-2009, 01:56 AM
47-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiwXb26mloQ

j-money24
01-02-2009, 01:58 AM
kobe fans

And Kobe haters

lefty
01-02-2009, 02:01 AM
47-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiwXb26mloQ

:rollin

lefty
01-02-2009, 02:06 AM
48. http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=113213

Mister Sinister
01-02-2009, 03:13 AM
49. Seeing a tow truck with the company name "Whitey's Towing."

Rogue
01-02-2009, 03:59 AM
23. frail Tmac got tripple double

Reggie Miller
01-02-2009, 05:24 PM
51. Lunkheads who can't appreciate the need to number these sequentially.

SAtown
01-02-2009, 05:44 PM
52. The Chinese and their NBA all-star voting tendencies.

Texas_Ranger
01-02-2009, 05:54 PM
53.
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Chieflion
01-02-2009, 07:03 PM
54. Flopping

lefty
01-03-2009, 10:10 PM
55. Stephon Marbury

lefty
01-03-2009, 10:16 PM
56. Shaunie O'Neal's trainer (well, according to Shaunie O'Neal)

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-04-2009, 12:26 AM
57. Charles Barkley's latest interaction with Scottsdale PD.

lefty
01-04-2009, 12:27 AM
58. Sarah Palin

m33p0
01-04-2009, 01:04 AM
59. Lewis Black

Simmie Hill
01-04-2009, 01:07 AM
60. Watching a Vietnamese Buddhist monk douse himself with gasoline and set himself afire.

lefty
01-04-2009, 01:11 AM
61. http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u296/emotionless2007/cpflop.gif

Biernutz
01-04-2009, 04:15 PM
Reading the first 75 post on this thread.

lefty
01-04-2009, 05:44 PM
62. Reading the first 75 post on this thread.

Reck
01-04-2009, 06:02 PM
63. Seeing lefty numbering the posts others leave unmarked.

Hemotivo
01-04-2009, 06:18 PM
64. Scola!

mojorizen7
01-05-2009, 05:48 AM
65. Sushi in PHX in the middle of July?

m33p0
01-05-2009, 06:48 AM
41. The Celtics 104, Knicks 59 game

66. Knicks 100 Celtics 88 back-at-you game. :lol

Gino
01-05-2009, 01:37 PM
19. Spurstalk's grasp of sarcasm.

THANK YOU!!

I was reading half of these posts and kept rolling my eyes at how many people dont get it.

Gino
01-05-2009, 01:38 PM
67. A Spurs-Cleveland finals.

hater
01-05-2009, 01:39 PM
68. getting arrested while on the way to a blowjob

ClingingMars
01-05-2009, 01:49 PM
69. Spurs fans worrying about the regular season

-Mars

101A
01-05-2009, 01:51 PM
70. Hemorrhoids

lefty
01-07-2009, 01:23 AM
71. Celtics losing to the Bobcats
72. Lakers losing at home

BlackBellamy
01-07-2009, 01:27 AM
73. Rapping Shaq

lefty
01-09-2009, 10:56 PM
74. 2007 Dallas Mavericks
75. 2009 Boston Celtics

dirk4mvp
01-09-2009, 10:57 PM
76. That guy on the suns with the ponytail attempting to play basketbal.

ClingingMars
01-09-2009, 11:03 PM
77. said guy on Suns w/ ponytail owning the Mavs

-Mars

Xylus
01-10-2009, 01:47 AM
76. That guy on the suns with the ponytail attempting to play basketbal.

Louis Amundson has been a badass this year. The guy's all hustle, all the time. He plays great D, rebounds better than both Amare and Shaq, and has been scoring at a pretty high percentage. Porter's been giving him increased minutes and he's become a fan favorite in Phoenix. We love Sweet Lou!

ClingingMars
01-10-2009, 01:58 AM
Louis Amundson has been a badass this year. The guy's all hustle, all the time. He plays great D, rebounds better than both Amare and Shaq, and has been scoring at a pretty high percentage. Porter's been giving him increased minutes and he's become a fan favorite in Phoenix. We love Sweet Lou!

78. the Suns anal raping the Mavs

-Mars

kcplayboi_26
01-10-2009, 02:04 AM
Louis Amundson has been a badass this year. The guy's all hustle, all the time. He plays great D, rebounds better than both Amare and Shaq, and has been scoring at a pretty high percentage. Porter's been giving him increased minutes and he's become a fan favorite in Phoenix. We love Sweet Lou!

i agree i love his hustle, how can u not like the kid. plays hard all the time

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-10-2009, 02:55 AM
76. That guy on the suns with the ponytail attempting to play basketbal.

79. That guy with the poneytail (Amundson) making Dirk his bitch.
80. J-Rich making Jason Terry his bitch.
81. Airbud making Jose Barea his bitch.
82. Shaqtus making the entire Dallas team his bitch.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-10-2009, 02:56 AM
i agree i love his hustle, how can u not like the kid. plays hard all the time

because you can't admit he owns Dirk.

dirk4mvp
01-10-2009, 02:56 AM
I enjoy beastality.


-Mars

dirk4mvp
01-10-2009, 02:58 AM
83. Sunsfan who rides the spurs coattails so he doesn't get shitted on by Spurfans.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-10-2009, 02:58 AM
84. Sitting 2 rows behind Amare's mom who was wearing pants 8 sizes too big and going commando so every time Amare scored I would get the pleasure of seeing her fatass and all the tatoos she got in that area while in prison.

dirk4mvp
01-10-2009, 02:59 AM
85. Sunfan bragging about the next Ryan Bowen.

DAF86
01-10-2009, 03:02 AM
84- Suns and Mavs fans arguing about a game nobody else gives a shit

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-10-2009, 03:02 AM
85. Sunfan bragging about the next Ryan Bowen.

I'm not bragging, just saying you shouldn't be making fun of him after he defended Dirk extremely well.

dirk4mvp
01-10-2009, 03:03 AM
87. http://www.nba.com/media/rockets/bowerninside.jpg

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-10-2009, 03:04 AM
84- Suns and Mavs fans arguing about a game nobody else gives a shit

No one is forcing you to talk about it.

DAF86
01-10-2009, 03:06 AM
No one is forcing you to talk about it.

I'm just giving my opinion :D

djohn2oo8
01-10-2009, 04:00 PM
88.) Paul Pierce pointing to the bench after Artest fouls out and celtics still lose the game :lol

89) Matt Barnes about to get his ass lit up by rafer alston

JoeTait75
01-10-2009, 04:15 PM
90.) Mike Brown drawing up an offensive set.

91.) Ricky Davis going for a triple-double.

92.) Walter Herrmann.

CubanMustGo
01-10-2009, 05:13 PM
93.) Charles Barkeley's DUI arrest

lefty
01-10-2009, 06:03 PM
90.) Mike Brown drawing up an offensive set.

91.) Ricky Davis going for a triple-double.

92.) Walter Herrmann.

:lol

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-10-2009, 06:54 PM
94) Antoine Walker's response to why he takes so many 3 pointers.

95) Jordan Farmar's ears

Biernutz
01-10-2009, 08:29 PM
#96 Shaq's cheating on his wife with Danny Ferry

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/time%202/shaqand_ferry.jpg

Obstructed_View
01-10-2009, 08:39 PM
97) Lakerfan continuously and comically failing to make a case that Kobe is better than Lebron James, let alone being in screaming distance of Jordan's shadow.

ClingingMars
01-10-2009, 08:49 PM
I enjoy editing other's quotes like a dumbass

i also enjoy cocks

K-State Spur
01-10-2009, 09:27 PM
98. Taint Rashes.

lefty
01-10-2009, 09:33 PM
99. My penis when it's singing "downtown"
100. Shaq himself when is trying to shot a free throw

Aaand..... thread.


What the hell, let's go for 300 things; we are Spurstalkans !!!!

BlackBellamy
01-10-2009, 10:22 PM
Did anyone say Kazam?

lefty
01-15-2009, 12:04 PM
101. Kobe's dance with 3:05 left in the 1st quarter when bitching for a foul :lol

dirk4mvp
01-15-2009, 01:39 PM
102) laker fans around the world. "That wasn't a travel, it was a foul :cry"

Chieflion
01-16-2009, 01:50 AM
103. Knicks and Year 2010.
Why didnt anyone mention this?

de Soto
01-16-2009, 12:02 PM
mavs current tailspin!:downspin::downspin::downspin::downspin:

lefty
01-21-2009, 04:07 PM
105. http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114753

magic2kb8
01-21-2009, 04:25 PM
102) laker fans around the world. "That wasn't a travel, it was a foul :cry"


posters who think that game matters....both teams still going to the playoffs, and lakers will have a better record.

DisAsTerBot
01-21-2009, 04:39 PM
107. lakers fan

Lakers999
01-21-2009, 06:59 PM
posters who think that game matters....both teams still going to the playoffs, and lakers will have a better record.


and the lakers will still prolly destroy you guys during that series...


btw..

108. Derek Fisher .4 shot in 2004 that crushed any chance you had at repeating the championship

need a vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoCwN3AxTXY

Brazil
01-21-2009, 07:45 PM
109. lakers fan

Brazil
01-21-2009, 07:45 PM
110. Dr. House

Brazil
01-21-2009, 07:46 PM
111. defending the Kobe>MJ theory