Did Timmy once post a reply here under the name ORION?

[Rapper]

If so, I represent your China's fans to ask you some question and of course, Timmy you can choose answer it or not:toast

The questions from China are as follow:

1 Do you think that you are the best big man in NBA? if don't, who is the man?

2 Some americans tell us that you are interested in video games,how many hours do you take to play video games a week?

3 Most of China's people think that you are so low-key and silent, is it your real personality?

4 Which team do you hate the most in NBA?

5 By now, you had got NBA titles,final MVP, regular season MVP,All Star game MVP and earned a lot of money, what else do you want to have?

6 Have you ever posted a replay under the name ORION in this board? if so, which thread did you respond?

Timmy, don't worry, I won't cuss you out on Halo, if I once did, I do apologize for that:married:

[Kori Ellis]

This isn't really the place to leave messages for Tim Duncan. Your other thread was fine, but you shouldn't be starting these kinds of threads every day. Your best bet to reach Tim is through his own website or by sending a letter to the Spurs directly. And no, Tim doesn't post here as Orion.

[I. Hustle]

:lol :lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

:lmao

[Rohirrim]

If so, I represent your China's fans to ask you some question and of course, Timmy you can choose answer it or not:toast

The questions from China are as follow:

1 Do you think that you are the best big man in NBA? if don't, who is the man?

2 Some americans tell us that you are interested in video games,how many hours do you take to play video games a week?

3 Most of China's people think that you are so low-key and silent, is it your real personality?

4 Which team do you hate the most in NBA?

5 By now, you had got NBA titles,final MVP, regular season MVP,All Star game MVP and earned a lot of money, what else do you want to have?

6 Have you ever posted a replay under the name ORION in this board? if so, which thread did you respond?

Timmy, don't worry, I won't cuss you out on Halo, if I once did, I do apologize for that:married:

1. Yes I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever WILL BE.

2. I game on n00bs 28 hours a week.

3. I'm a Samurai son. I let my blade do the talking.

4. The Bucks.

5. Most Improved Player.

6. ORION? Nah, that's just some scrub who don't get no love.

God Bless

[tonylongoriafan]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Chieflion]

1. Yes I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever WILL BE. And stop comparing me with a green douchebag like KG.

2. I game on n00bs 28 hours a week in games like Halo 3 and 2k9 which I routinely trash people using Milwaukee Sucks cause well they suck.

3. I'm Merlin son. I let my magic do the trash talking.

4. Milwaukee Sucks.

5. Most Improved Player/Sixth Man Award/Deserved DPOY. I wanted Pop to bring me off the bench but he refused to and in his drunken stupor, he brought Ginobili off the bench. The stupid league rewarded douchebag Garnett that award, why not me? I deserved at least two, goddamn it.

6. ORION? Nah, that's just some Milwaukee loser who don't get no love. Or it is a jealous Garnett. He is green with envy. Pun intended.

God Bless

Added some of my own stuff in. Hope you guys enjoyed this.

[G-Nob]

I think Tim once posted under the name: chinesejapanesedirtykneeslookatthese

[ORION]

6. ORION? Nah, that's just some scrub who don't get no love.



Well I wouldn't call what your mom gives me "love" either. Its something dirtier, but yes I am Tim Duncan. I like to hang out here after practice and post crazy stuff. I get all my frustrations out on this board because I can't get decent help on the glass. Happy New Year to everyone and please do not tell anyone that I post on this board, ok thanks.

[WayOutWest]

Well I wouldn't call what your mom gives me "love" either. Its something dirtier, .....

:lmao

[Rapper]

Well I wouldn't call what your mom gives me "love" either. Its something dirtier, but yes I am Tim Duncan. I like to hang out here after practice and post crazy stuff. I get all my frustrations out on this board because I can't get decent help on the glass. Happy New Year to everyone and please do not tell anyone that I post on this board, ok thanks.

my hero???

oh my, can't breathe

[MoSpur]

Please post Orion. I want to see what you have to say.

LOL

[ORION]

my hero???

oh my, can't breathe

hey I'm just a regular person like you but I'm taller and darker.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hahahahahhahahah hahahahahahahahahaha

this thread is epic

thread starter? fail.

[ORION]

Hey guys I have to run some drills real quick. I'll be right back

[Rapper]

hey I'm just a regular person like you but I'm taller and darker.

.................

oh man, i hope that you are really my hero

but if you are fooling and kidding me, i also appreciate you for your reply

at least i am feeling exceedingly excitied right now

and i wanna tell you that you are the role model for all china's young people

[Rogue]

Que de Corso?
You are Ginobili?

[Rapper]

You are Ginobili?

can't breathe again

[TDMVPDPOY]

i wonder if Rapper is a real chinese, or just another troll feeding our boredness?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Beno used to post here as midgetonadonkey.

[Chieflion]

i wonder if Rapper is a real chinese, or just another troll feeding our boredness?

At least he is a funny troll.

[TDMVPDPOY]

bleh

[manufor3]

Beno used to post here as midgetonadonkey.

:lmao

[Rapper]

well im really a Chinese, i have no reason to cheat you guys

[ORION]

.................

oh man, i hope that you are really my hero

but if you are fooling and kidding me, i also appreciate you for your reply

at least i am feeling exceedingly excitied right now

and i wanna tell you that you are the role model for all china's young people

Well I thank you for that guy but athletes should not be role models. Just look at Bonner. If he asks me to another strip club I'm going to kill him. Kids need to model after parents and leaders in their community.

[I. Hustle]

Well since Timmy revealed himself I guess it's time to let everyone know that I am Matt Bonner

[ORION]

Beno used to post here as midgetonadonkey.

Yeah Beno told me about this place when he was here in SA. That guy was always clubbing. One time he left his purse here at practice and we went through it and it had about 10 different ids. The funniest one he had was Arthur Johnson from Boston. He doesn't look like an Arthur !

[TDMVPDPOY]

oi rapper are you the guy in the middle in this pic? no im not talkin about the baby.....

menge banteer can stop posting now

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r51/FMLOVETD/f5861ef338741751342acc1f.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Well I thank you for that guy but athletes should not be role models. Just look at Bonner. If he asks me to another strip club I'm going to kill him. Kids need to model after parents and leaders in their community.

What can I say? I love the titties.

[ORION]

Well since Timmy revealed himself I guess it's time to let everyone know that I am Matt Bonner

Look man, there is no room in here for your lies. I told him about this place but he is hesitant to join.

[m33p0]

you're so gullible. :lol

[ORION]

What can I say? I love the titties.

this is the kind of attitude I do not like. I'm going to shoot some free throws

[Rapper]

Well I thank you for that guy but athletes should not be role models. Just look at Bonner. If he asks me to another strip club I'm going to kill him. Kids need to model after parents and leaders in their community.

Please don't tell me that this is just a dream or a.... joke

i'd rather in this dream forever

[TDMVPDPOY]

rapper = banteer

i know it....

[Rapper]

oi rapper are you the guy in the middle in this pic? no im not talkin about the baby.....

menge banteer can stop posting now

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r51/FMLOVETD/f5861ef338741751342acc1f.jpg

don't challenge me dude

that guy called "Ba di ear" in Chinese, he was the first Chinese player who played in NBA

7 foot tall, from the northest province of China

[I. Hustle]

this is the kind of attitude I do not like. I'm going to shoot some free throws

You shoot your free throws. I am going to go do a few lines with Tolliver. I made Hill hit up the east side and get an 8 ball since he is the rookie.

[TDMVPDPOY]

don't challenge me dude

that guy called "Ba di ear" in Chinese, he was the first player who played in NBA

7 foot tall, from the northest province of China

dude you know everything about this guy,

cmon can the real banteer plz step out of the closet.....you be the first exspurs player to post on this board :lmao

[I. Hustle]

He isn't Mengke. I know Bateer and that dude is no chump. I saw him wear out 3 hookers in 2 hours. Mengke is a stud

[TDMVPDPOY]

He isn't Mengke. I know Bateer and that dude is no chump. I saw him wear out 3 hookers in 2 hours. Mengke is a stud

pics of hos, or it didnt happen

[Rapper]

Most imprtantly

Bateer "Ba di ear" in Chinese, he doesn't know english,he just can speak some common english sentence and not fluent as well as strong chinese accent

[Rapper]

by now, i know that this is just a dream

when can i have a chat with Duncan?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Most imprtantly

Bateer "Ba di ear" in Chinese, he doesn't know english,he just can speak some common english sentence and not fluent as well as strong chinese accent

so how did he get a job at duncans house? is he the babys entourage? :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

by now, i know that this is just a dream

when can i have a chat with Duncan?

look pal, orion has gone to practiced his free throws

[ORION]

I should really spend more time on my free throws.....any who

[ORION]

so how did he get a job at duncans house? is he the babys entourage? :lmao

I have a few nannies that help us out.

[ORION]

He isn't Mengke. I know Bateer and that dude is no chump. I saw him wear out 3 hookers in 2 hours. Mengke is a stud

look fella, I'm not liking your attitude.

[Rapper]

so how did he get a job at duncans house? is he the babys entourage? :lmao

he had an interpreter with him during that few years

[Rapper]

this is me, 100% Chinese and liveing in Macau China right now

i have never been your USA

http://zuixx.com/upload_files/2007/10/1192330801906.jpg

[ORION]

this is me, 100% Chinese and liveing in Macau China right now

i have never been your USA

http://zuixx.com/upload_files/2007/10/1192330801906.jpg

I had a dog like that once when I was a kid. Then Hugo took snowball out to sea and I never saw him again... I still leave a bowl of food out on my patio everynight.

[TDMVPDPOY]

this is me, 100% Chinese and liveing in Macau China right now

i have never been your USA

http://zuixx.com/upload_files/2007/10/1192330801906.jpg

dude you sure thats you or pics of a chinese/taiwan entertainer artists

if you want to chat to tim duncan, you must hook me up with ah sa

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm going to tell the truth I'm former spur/broadcaster Steve Kerr.

[ORION]

dude you sure thats you or pics of a chinese/taiwan entertainer artists

if you want to chat to tim duncan, you must hook me up with ah sa

He has been chatting with me. As a matter of fact all of you have.

[ORION]

I'm going to tell the truth I'm former spur/broadcaster Steve Kerr.

Impossible. I know for a fact Steve is not a virgin

[T Park]

I'm just floored at all of this....

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey rapper whats ur name?

killbillpana is actually the spurs general manager R.C Buford, he does scouts mainly greek players.....you can catch him posting on here very often.

[ORION]

hey rapper whats ur name?

killbillpana is actually the spurs general manager R.C Buford, he does scouts mainly greek players.....you can catch him posting on here very often.

No, we don't like players from Greece because they always clog up the drains in the shower.

[Trainwreck2100]

Impossible. I know for a fact Steve is not a virgin

That's part of my "front" nobody would suspect that i was steve kerr if i said i was a virgin. It's genius really.

[ORION]

That's part of my "front" nobody would suspect that i was steve kerr if i said i was a virgin. It's genius really.

I got him on speed dial. let me call him/you and find out

[Rapper]

dude you sure thats you or pics of a chinese/taiwan entertainer artists

if you want to chat to tim duncan, you must hook me up with ah sa

If Orion were real Tim Duncan, I were the taiwan entertainer artist as well

[ORION]

If Orion were real Tim Duncan, I were the taiwan entertainer artist as well

Its always nice to meet another celebrity.

[Trainwreck2100]

I got him on speed dial. let me call him/you and find out

told ya

[TDMVPDPOY]

I got him on speed dial. let me call him/you and find out

better be important call moron, cause im about to give him anal sex....

[ORION]

told ya

Oh wow Steve I'm sorry. I guess you GM's have to be on top of your game always scouting

[Rapper]

hey rapper whats ur name?

killbillpana is actually the spurs general manager R.C Buford, he does scouts mainly greek players.....you can catch him posting on here very often.

you mean my Chinese full name or english name

if english, my name is Mars

[TDMVPDPOY]

If Orion were real Tim Duncan, I were the taiwan entertainer artist as well

i knew that pic looked familiar....

[ORION]

better be important call moron, cause im about to give him anal sex....

sorry I thought he was getting the oil changed in his car because I heard "which lube do you prefer" in the background

[TDMVPDPOY]

you mean my Chinese full name or english name

if english, my name is Mars

ur chinese name wouldnt happen to be Wu Chun right??

[Trainwreck2100]

Oh wow Steve I'm sorry. I guess you GM's have to be on top of your game always scouting

It's not scoutin, it's about hearing the voice of the people

[TDMVPDPOY]

sorry I thought he was getting the oil changed in his car because I heard "which lube do you prefer" in the background

he prefers mobil 1 synthetic, fuck this im going broke just buying this shit and pouring it in his ass.....

[polandprzem]

gotdamn Tim you have nothing else to do but spam @ ST?

I know you are pissed you missed that layup but shiiii man!

[Rapper]

ur chinese name wouldnt happen to be Wu Chun right??

HAha, you are good at foreign knowledge, i admire you for that.

Casue most of americans know zip about Asian thing

my Chinese name is Kuck Chon

[Slydragon]

this is me, 100% Chinese and liveing in Macau China right now

i have never been your USA

http://zuixx.com/upload_files/2007/10/1192330801906.jpg

This chick is HOT!!!! and because of the I will tell you TD names on here "Merlin22" you would think Merlin21 but he does it to throw us off.

[ORION]

gotdamn Tim you have nothing else to do but spam @ ST?

I know you are pissed you missed that layup but shiiii man!

I was fouled but it happens. Today is a real light practice and we are going over film so I'm using my phone to post. Don't worry I'm going to come out strong against Memphis.

[Trainwreck2100]

Ok, I have to tell the truth too, I'm really Fabricio Oberto.

did you get that defibrillator i sent you for christmas?

[ORION]

Ok, I have to tell the truth too, I'm really Fabricio Oberto.

Yeah right. Fab doesn't even know how to charge his cell phone. I had to write him out a 10 step process to plug it in.

[TDMVPDPOY]

This chick is HOT!!!! and because of the I will tell you TD names on here "Merlin22" you would think Merlin21 but he does it to throw us off.

you talkin about the dog?

[Trainwreck2100]

I was fouled but it happens. Today is a real light practice and we are going over film so I'm using my phone to post. Don't worry Manu's going to come out strong against Memphis.

FIFY

[TDMVPDPOY]

Yeah right. Fab doesn't even know how to charge his cell phone. I had to write him out a 10 step process to plug it in.

he saw first step PITB, he went straight to it, that explains why his been sucking it up lately in games.....

[polandprzem]

I was fouled but it happens. Today is a real light practice and we are going over film so I'm using my phone to post. Don't worry I'm going to come out strong against Memphis.

You better

[ORION]

Any questions for me ?

[Slydragon]

Here are all his myspace's Timmy too big to just have one.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=35854540

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=46723418

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=63931907

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=69155194

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=97019793

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=180210476

And going off the Merlin name I find 2 from SA,

I don't think this is him
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=70338752

This one maybe
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=35935395

Send them all a message

[I. Hustle]

http://zuixx.com/upload_files/2007/10/1192330801906.jpg
is the greater than or equal to http://skinnymoose.com/southernadventures/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/okl-buck.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

cant feed the trolls if RAPPER aint posting.........

this thread fails.

[tp2021]

I am Spartacus.

[angel_luv]

This thread is funny.

I was joking with a co-worker one time and told her I should tell people that I am Tim Duncan's cousin, because it would so up my cool factor and it would be a hard story for people to dispute, unless they know Tim personally.

I am adopted and so always wished my birth father is (or is related to )someone cool.
It would be just my luck though that my father is Karl Malone, since I heard he is a mailman. Ugh! :(

[ORION]

This thread is funny.

I was joking with a co-worker one time and told her I should tell people that I am Tim Duncan's cousin, because it would so up my cool factor and it would be a hard story for people to dispute, unless they know Tim personally.

I am adopted and so always wished my birth father is or is related to someone cool.
It would be just my luck though that my father is Karl Malone, since I heard he is a mailman. Ugh! :(

sorry, you are not my cousin. If you want I will give you an autograph to make you feel better

[TDMVPDPOY]

This thread is funny.

I was joking with a co-worker one time and told her I should tell people that I am Tim Duncan's cousin, because it would so up my cool factor and it would be a hard story for people to dispute, unless they know Tim personally.

I am adopted and so always wished my birth father is or is related to someone cool.
It would be just my luck though that my father is Karl Malone, since I heard he is a mailman. Ugh! :(

lets keep this between you and me,

ORION is fkn tim duncan behind a comp :wakeup

[tp2021]

I am the Walrus.

[angel_luv]

sorry, you are not my cousin. If you want I will give you an autograph to make you feel better

Thanks Orion. Feel free to bring my Tim Duncan autographed item to Rolling Oaks mall or Terrace Club restaurant, anytime I am working. :)

I am sorry we are not cousins, Orion, then you could be related to Tim Duncan like I might possibly be. :lol

[ORION]

Thanks Orion. Feel free to bring my Tim Duncan autographed item to Rolling Oaks mall or Terrace Club restaurant, anytime I am working. :)

just come to the locker room after the game. Tell them I (Tim Duncan) said you could go in.

[AnotherArgie]

I was joking with a co-worker one time and told her I should tell people that I am Tim Duncan's cousin, because it would so up my cool factor and it would be a hard story for people to dispute, unless they know Tim personally.

Not so sure about Tim, but I think you could very well be David Robinson's cousin.

[angel_luv]

just come to the locker room after the game. Tell them I (Tim Duncan) said you could go in.

I lost interest in the locker room when there ceased to be any Slovenians in it. :lol

[angel_luv]

Not so sure about Tim, but I think you could very well be David Robinson's cousin.

That would be awesome. :)

[TDMVPDPOY]

That would be awesome. :)

ORION = TIM DUNCAN
PROOF HERE

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1482/tdtdeq9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/tdtdeq9.jpg/1/w480.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img201/tdtdeq9.jpg/1/)

[ORION]

I lost interest in the locker room when there ceased to be any Slovenians in it. :lol

I still have Rasho's cell. Do you want it. He has been pretty desperate for attention ever since his hamster died of natural causes.

[ORION]

ORION = TIM DUNCAN
PROOF HERE

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1482/tdtdeq9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/tdtdeq9.jpg/1/w480.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img201/tdtdeq9.jpg/1/)

come on man. Thats an old picture. I stopped smoking a while back

[I. Hustle]

My balls itch. F'n Jacques talkin me into those south side hookers

[ORION]

I just finished shooting another HEB commercial. you all will love this one.

[I. Hustle]

Thanks Orion. Feel free to bring my Tim Duncan autographed item to Rolling Oaks mall or Terrace Club restaurant, anytime I am working. :)



Just FYI I have actually gone up and talked to you. I asked you a question about where one of the stores was located.

[ORION]

Just FYI I have actually gone up and talked to you. I asked you a question about where one of the stores was located.

creepy.....

[I. Hustle]

creepy.....

I was whackin' off the whole time

[0rion]

He's gotta be Tim.

[ORION]

Tim wanted me to tell everyone he had fun talking with you guys.

[Obstructed_View]

Dude, it's Spurs Talk, not Spur Stalk.

[0rion]

Dude, it's Spurs Talk, not Spur Stalk.

:lmao

[Kori Ellis]

This got old and annoying really fast.

Just to be clear for everyone who is confused, Orion isn't Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan doesn't post here.

[Solid D]

I fully expect ORION'S Mom, ORION's WiFe, Orion_ and Orion. to emerge in the coming days. So I'll just say "welcome" to these new posters now... since I don't post as often any more.

[Kori Ellis]

I fully expect ORION'S Mom, ORION's WiFe, Orion_ and Orion. to emerge in the coming days. So I'll just "welcome" to these new posters now since I don't post as often any more.

Hopefully there will be more Solid D posts in 2009 :)

[Solid D]

You are too kind Kori. Happy 2009!

[I. Hustle]

This got old and annoying really fast.

Just to be clear for everyone who is confused, Orion isn't Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan doesn't post here.

:toast

[ORION]

I fully expect ORION'S Mom, ORION's WiFe, Orion_ and Orion. to emerge in the coming days. So I'll just say "welcome" to these new posters now... since I don't post as often any more.

I have a teabag out there as well.

[ORION]

:toast

shut up

[cool hand]

Tim post's as "2inchvert"

[I. Hustle]

shut up

NO!

[Biernutz]

Tim--Tim --Come in Tim--

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/caption29.jpg

[Rapper]

No Tim No fun

[Indazone]

Parents always monitor what your kids are doing on the internet

[Chieflion]

Parents always monitor what your kids are doing on the internet

No they don't. Although the language being used here is quite vulgar.

[angel_luv]

Just FYI I have actually gone up and talked to you. I asked you a question about where one of the stores was located.

I wish you had told me it was you. Next time, please do. :)

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Well since Timmy revealed himself I guess it's time to let everyone know that I am Matt Bonner

I'm Amare Stoudemire. NOW GIVE ME THE BALL ON EVERY PLAY, I'M THE BEST PLAYER ON THE UNIVERSE, MOST CERTAINLY THE MAN!!!!

[0rion]

So is Tim back because of the lockout?

[ORION]

So is Tim back because of the lockout?

Yeah I'm back. I wanted to make sure everyone was saying good things about me

[Brazil]

:lol dat thread

[spurraider21]

:rollin never seen this

[lefty]

oi rapper are you the guy in the middle in this pic? no im not talkin about the baby.....

menge banteer can stop posting now

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r51/FMLOVETD/f5861ef338741751342acc1f.jpg
lol cucked by a chinese dude

[Brazil]

:rollin never seen this

you missed a good one :lol

[Brazil]

Well I wouldn't call what your mom gives me "love" either. Its something dirtier, but yes I am Tim Duncan. I like to hang out here after practice and post crazy stuff. I get all my frustrations out on this board because I can't get decent help on the glass. Happy New Year to everyone and please do not tell anyone that I post on this board, ok thanks.


my hero???

oh my, can't breathe


.................

oh man, i hope that you are really my hero

but if you are fooling and kidding me, i also appreciate you for your reply

at least i am feeling exceedingly excitied right now

and i wanna tell you that you are the role model for all china's young people

:lmao

[PingPong]

Dear sínese citizen, I'm Xi Jinping, Plesident of the People's Lepublic of Sina, the Chailman of the Centlal Militaly Comission and Zenelal Secletaly of the Communist Palty of Sina and I feel vely honouled to have a comlade hele, asking some peltinent questions to the honolable Timothy Duncan.

But if you cause any kind of embalssment to our honolable democlatic countly, our bullet justice will leach you, I plomise.

Best Legalds and Mao bless the honolable Jelemy Rin,

Xi Jinping

Plesident of the People's Lepublic of Sina
The Chailman of the Centlral Militaly Comission
Zenelal Secletaly of the Communist Palty of Sina

[Solid D]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r51/FMLOVETD/f5861ef338741751342acc1f.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqOULOCCcAEmHsG.jpg:large

Interesting seeing his kids (Sydney, in this case) as they grow and mature. Very cute children.

It's still difficult to believe that David Robinson's son is going to college at Notre Dame and playing Wide Receiver on the football team.