Shaq Sidelined By Back Ailment [Archive]

duncan228

01-07-2009, 09:42 PM

Shaq sidelined by back ailment (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BKN_SHAQ_SCRATCHED?SITE=CAANR&SECTION=SPORTS&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

Coach Terry Porter said Shaq was experiencing "a lot of discomfort."

"He can't move around," Porter said

Reck

01-07-2009, 09:46 PM

http://i42.tinypic.com/5f2807.gif

Xylus

01-07-2009, 09:47 PM

Suns are missing Shaq right now, especially since Nash has the flu right now.

Lakers_55

01-07-2009, 09:47 PM

Maybe he should have stayed in Miami, Wade might have "carried" him to another title.

pauls931

01-07-2009, 09:57 PM

Maybe he should have stayed in Miami, Wade might have "carried" him to another title.

He needed the help since he was tired from carrying Kobe to 3 titles.

scanry

01-07-2009, 10:08 PM

He needed the help since he was tired from carrying Kobe to 3 titles.

:rollin:blah :nope

DANILO DRASKOVIC

01-07-2009, 10:11 PM

I guess those Icy Hot pads dont work

edit: not quick enough :(

sribb43

01-07-2009, 10:17 PM

The Suns havent played a game in almost a week and Shaq has a back ailment..what a pussy

pauls931

01-07-2009, 10:18 PM

^^^
I'm just glad he doesn't have a DUI.

lil_penny

01-07-2009, 11:13 PM

He needed the help since he was tired from carrying Kobe to 3 titles.

Hahahahahahahahaahaha

Hemotivo

01-07-2009, 11:16 PM

:lol

pawe

01-07-2009, 11:30 PM

Suns stunned after a last second 3 by Granger!!! Indiana Wins!

timvp

01-07-2009, 11:41 PM

Yo, I need a rub from carrying Kobe to three titles
While he was steady bitching and popping the Midols
Without me all he can do is practice salad tossin'
Either than or bite the curb and get stomped by Boston

But maybe now I'll be nicer and invite Kobe to Phoenix
Tho no matter the begging, I won't let him near the penis
He can come over here and figure out why my back aches
And while you back there, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!

ploto

01-07-2009, 11:41 PM

Makes me sad-- I love to see Rasho and Shaq compete.

SmellyFeet

01-07-2009, 11:42 PM

Yo, I need a rub from carrying Kobe to three titles
While he was steady bitching and popping the Midols
Without me all he can do is practice salad tossin'
Either than or bite the curb and get stomped by Boston

But maybe now I'll be nicer and invite Kobe to Phoenix
Tho no matter the begging, I won't let him near the penis
He can come over here and figure out why my back aches
And while you back there, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!

Meh.....5 out of 10.

Man Mountain

01-07-2009, 11:49 PM

Yo, I need a rub from carrying Kobe to three titles
While he was steady bitching and popping the Midols
Without me all he can do is practice salad tossin'
Either than or bite the curb and get stomped by Boston

But maybe now I'll be nicer and invite Kobe to Phoenix
Tho no matter the begging, I won't let him near the penis
He can come over here and figure out why my back aches
And while you back there, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!

:lmao :lmao Did timmvp forget to log out /??????

ploto

01-07-2009, 11:51 PM

:lmao :lmao Did timmvp forget to log out /??????

Pretty sure that was supposed to be Rappin' Shaq!!

ManuTP9

01-07-2009, 11:52 PM

Yo, I need a rub from carrying Kobe to three titles
While he was steady bitching and popping the Midols
Without me all he can do is practice salad tossin'
Either than or bite the curb and get stomped by Boston

But maybe now I'll be nicer and invite Kobe to Phoenix
Tho no matter the begging, I won't let him near the penis
He can come over here and figure out why my back aches
And while you back there, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!

Lmao :lol

Many PackYao

01-07-2009, 11:54 PM

Brokeback Shaq!:p:

Xylus

01-07-2009, 11:55 PM

Rappin' Shaq is out tonight with back spasms, so timvp filled in.

timvp

01-07-2009, 11:57 PM

:bang

024

01-08-2009, 12:06 AM

does this mean timvp is rappin' shaq?

cobbler

01-08-2009, 01:12 AM

He needed the help since he was tired from carrying Kobe to 3 titles.

:rollin:blah :nope

Wow! Creative and original post. Never heard that one before. :lmao

peskypesky

01-08-2009, 01:21 AM

Shaq realizes he isn't going to win a title with the Nones...he's pulling the same shit he did his last season with Miami. How much you wanna bet he's trying to get a trade to LA or Boston right now.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

01-08-2009, 01:40 AM

Rappin' Shaq is out tonight with back spasms, so timvp filled in.

Can he fill in for playin' Shaq? Anything is an improvement over Lopez.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

01-08-2009, 01:41 AM

Makes me sad-- I love to see Rasho and Shaq compete.

It beats trying to figure out why Amare can't compete with Rasho :bang

(most frustrating loss since game 1 last year)

dknights411

01-08-2009, 02:12 AM

Shaq should just man up and retire already.

PuttPutt

01-08-2009, 02:14 AM

Shaq sidelined by getting old.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

01-08-2009, 02:15 AM

Shaq should just man up and retire already.

No he shouldn't, he's having a great year. The one good result of that is the Suns have Blake Griffin locked up if Shaq were to retire right now.

rAm

01-08-2009, 03:44 AM

so is TimVP rappin shaq? :)

pauls931

01-08-2009, 09:22 AM

Shaq should just man up and retire already.

How many centers are better? If the number is more than the # of teams in the league, I'll agree. He's far from as bad as say Kareem or Ewing were at the end of their careers.

LEONARD

01-08-2009, 02:40 PM

:bang

Troll owned...

SenorSpur

01-08-2009, 02:44 PM

Perhaps he should drop some of his "gut weight"

Hype Man Manu

01-08-2009, 03:18 PM

Yo, I need a rub from carrying Kobe to three titles
While he was steady bitching and popping the Midols
Without me all he can do is practice salad tossin'
Either than or bite the curb and get stomped by Boston

But maybe now I'll be nicer and invite Kobe to Phoenix
Tho no matter the begging, I won't let him near the penis
He can come over here and figure out why my back aches
And while you back there, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!

WTF?!

OH well

Yo Kobe takes midols
he practices tossin' salad and he's steady poppin' midols

PUT 'EM UP PUT 'EM UP
STAY AWAY FROM MY PENIS AND THROW YOUR HANDS UP!

Dex

01-08-2009, 03:22 PM

:lmao

z0sa

01-08-2009, 03:48 PM

timvp = Rappin' Shaq? I don't buy it.

21_Blessings

01-08-2009, 06:42 PM

Shaq sidelined for being fat. News at 11

DUNCANownsKOBE2

01-08-2009, 06:45 PM

Shaq sidelined for being fat.

I wasn't aware fat people average 17 points and 9 rebounds a game and give an incredibly bad team a chance to make the playoffs. The fact alone Shaq has taken this rosters of pussies (other than Hill) and made them 19-13 is remarkable.

21_Blessings

01-08-2009, 10:14 PM

I wasn't aware fat people average 17 points and 9 rebounds a game and give an incredibly bad team a chance to make the playoffs. The fact alone Shaq has taken this rosters of pussies (other than Hill) and made them 19-13 is remarkable.

Shaq's fatness led the Miami Heat last year to the worst record in the league (when he was on the team).

His fatness also led the Suns to a first round exit failure last season and is now leading two former All-NBA 1st teamers to a mediocre 19-13.

That's what we call pathetic, not remarkable.

kcplayboi_26

01-08-2009, 10:47 PM

Shaq's fatness led the Miami Heat last year to the worst record in the league (when he was on the team).

His fatness also led the Suns to a first round exit failure last season and is now leading two former All-NBA 1st teamers to a mediocre 19-13.

That's what we call pathetic, not remarkable.

ha nice one stfu

DUNCANownsKOBE2

01-08-2009, 10:55 PM

Shaq's fatness led the Miami Heat last year to the worst record in the league (when he was on the team).

His fatness also led the Suns to a first round exit failure last season and is now leading two former All-NBA 1st teamers to a mediocre 19-13.

That's what we call pathetic, not remarkable.

I'm not even gonna argue about this, there's no point. Two players lost that series, the same two that lost the Spurs series in 2005 and 2007: Steve Nash and Amare Stoudemire.