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Cant_Be_Faded
01-09-2009, 12:03 AM
Que?

Kermit
01-09-2009, 12:04 AM
OU now has two of them.

Cant_Be_Faded
01-09-2009, 12:06 AM
OU now has two of them.

HHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatura lly

But who is the biggest?

chode_regulator
01-09-2009, 12:07 AM
HHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatura lly

But who is the biggest?

lolol



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Kermit
01-09-2009, 12:07 AM
Jason White. Officially the biggest, smelliest pussy to ever win the award. Billy Simms is a close second.

dirk4mvp
01-09-2009, 12:11 AM
Tebow. Just the media likes to suck his cock more than any athlete. Ever.

Sean Cagney
01-09-2009, 12:11 AM
Where the hell is Troy Smith up there?????? Nah he had a great year that year, but they got KILLED In that bowl game, mostly because of the line play though.

Sean Cagney
01-09-2009, 12:12 AM
Tebow. Just the media likes to suck his cock more than any athlete. Ever.

Didn't he just lead them to a title? Yeah he is overrated, what he does out there is so overrated..... Dirk4MVP I disagree with you here and on the Spurs board, every post you do.

dirk4mvp
01-09-2009, 12:15 AM
Didn't he just lead them to a title? Yeah he is overrated, what he does out there is so overrated..... Dirk4MVP I disagree with you here and on the Spurs board, every post you do.


Who gives a shit?


I could care less about who won that game. btw, they won because Percy Harvin is a fucking badass. But I'd like to watch the game without splooge dripping from the commentators lips. Would he really change my life if I talk to him for 5 minutes?

Shastafarian
01-09-2009, 12:21 AM
No Chris Weinke? This poll FAILS.

Cant_Be_Faded
01-09-2009, 12:21 AM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c286/ChrisSa2949/ousadfan.jpg

Kermit
01-09-2009, 12:39 AM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c286/ChrisSa2949/ousadfan.jpg

Tears of bacon grease. Maybe it's gravy.

timvp
01-09-2009, 12:45 AM
Jason White hands down.

Sean Cagney
01-09-2009, 12:53 AM
Who gives a shit?


I could care less about who won that game. btw, they won because Percy Harvin is a fucking badass. But I'd like to watch the game without splooge dripping from the commentators lips. Would he really change my life if I talk to him for 5 minutes?Hey we agree on something now, Harvin is a fukkin badass!!!!!! HE IS THAT DUDE!!!!!!! I agree with you there man. I agree on the 5 mins thing too, although he is an inspiration to us all lol.

Brutalis
01-09-2009, 12:54 AM
Tebow. Just the media likes to suck his cock more than any athlete. Ever.

I agree.

He isn't anything special. Just surrounded by a great team that makes him look even better.

timvp
01-09-2009, 12:55 AM
Damn mookie is SAD

Shastafarian
01-09-2009, 12:57 AM
I don't understand how anyone can say Tebow is not good after the game tonight. Were you people actually watching? How often can you give the ball to your Linebacker sized QB to run for first down after first down? Oh and that 20+ yard pass was pretty important too.

Marklar MM
01-09-2009, 01:22 AM
Just because Danielson is on his cock.

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Blake
01-09-2009, 09:44 AM
Gino Toretta is pissed that he's not on the list

tlongII
01-09-2009, 10:34 AM
I'll say Bradford, but it could be White. At least Leinart's in the League. Tebow is awesome and shouldn't be a choice.

IronMexican
01-09-2009, 10:49 AM
Didn't Ken Dorsey win a heisman too? Or am I tripping?

Doug Collins
01-09-2009, 10:59 AM
Jason White without a doubt. Weakest arm ever.

Bradford made some really nice throws last night that his receivers dropped, so I dont place a lot of blame on him. White completely blew ass his heisman year in the nc game.

Doug Collins
01-09-2009, 11:11 AM
Tebow. Just the media likes to suck his cock more than any athlete. Ever.

Could you imagine what would happen if Tebow and Tyler Hansbrough somehow were on the same playing field together? I think the universe would collapse upon itself in one massive circlejerk infused blackhole.

tonylongoriafan
01-09-2009, 11:15 AM
Tears of bacon grease. Maybe it's gravy.

not cool :nope

GOUTSA
01-12-2009, 07:40 PM
Could you imagine what would happen if Tebow and Tyler Hansbrough somehow were on the same playing field together? I think the universe would collapse upon itself in one massive circlejerk infused blackhole.

Did you suck there dicks?

pkbpkb81
01-12-2009, 07:54 PM
Jason White. Officially the biggest, smelliest pussy to ever win the award. Billy Simms is a close second.

your right jason white should not have one but for bradford to be on this list is crap and he will prove it in the nfl, and billy simms was a great back and should have won the damn thing twice fuck you troll horn fans really piss me off

pkbpkb81
01-12-2009, 07:57 PM
No Chris Weinke? This poll FAILS.

you now whats crazy about that he beat out 3 people that were way better two of whice have been great in the nfl

The Reckoning
01-12-2009, 08:45 PM
No Chris Weinke? This poll FAILS.

lol

the poll was obviously made to point out that the three most hyped teams have the shittiest trophy winners. unless you just wanted to click on the weinke...

pkbpkb81
01-13-2009, 12:16 AM
lol

the poll was obviously made to point out that the three most hyped teams have the shittiest trophy winners. unless you just wanted to click on the weinke...

maybe there the most hyped becuse of there history, texas has the most money but they couldent by the boy vy a heismen

dallaskd
01-13-2009, 12:18 AM
Leinart was raw.

Shastafarian
01-13-2009, 12:55 AM
lol

the poll was obviously made to point out that the three most hyped teams have the shittiest trophy winners. unless you just wanted to click on the weinke...

No I think it was made to point out the person was bitter UT didn't get into the title game. Tebow and Bradford? Gimme a break.

LaMarcus Bryant
01-13-2009, 10:43 PM
your right jason white should not have one but for bradford to be on this list is crap and he will prove it in the nfl, and billy simms was a great back and should have won the damn thing twice fuck you troll horn fans really piss me off

:(

How many comebacks and/or gutsy wins does Bradford have in his entire NCAA career?

Even Jason White had a few of those. :(

Holmes_Fans
01-13-2009, 11:45 PM
I wonder how many yards Bradford had in the 4th quarter with the game well out of reach during time QBs like McCoy, Tebow, Harrell were practicing their handoff skills?

Shastafarian
01-13-2009, 11:58 PM
:(

How many comebacks and/or gutsy wins does Bradford have in his entire NCAA career?

Even Jason White had a few of those. :(

Does beating Texas last year count as a "gutsy win"?

The Reckoning
01-14-2009, 12:05 AM
Does beating Texas last year count as a "gutsy win"?

Shastafarian
01-14-2009, 12:29 AM
:(

How many comebacks and/or gutsy wins does Bradford have in his entire NCAA career?

Even Jason White had a few of those. :(

pkbpkb81
01-14-2009, 01:55 AM
I wonder how many yards Bradford had in the 4th quarter with the game well out of reach during time QBs like McCoy, Tebow, Harrell were practicing their handoff skills?

considering texas scored more points in the 4thqt this year then any team in the big12 i would say McCoy had a lot of meaningless yards and td's too.

Obstructed_View
01-14-2009, 04:14 AM
The fake Heisman, otherwise known as the Gino Toretta award?

Kermit
01-14-2009, 08:22 AM
considering texas scored more points in the 4thqt this year then any team in the big12 i would say McCoy had a lot of meaningless yards and td's too.

Proof please. I'm saying that you're wrong, but you need to provide stats for a claim like that. Otherwise you're just another Sooner cocksucker in this world throwing shit against the wall and hoping it sticks.

Doug Collins
01-14-2009, 08:31 AM
Did you suck there dicks?

UTSA grammar strikes again :sleep

pkbpkb81
01-14-2009, 12:02 PM
Proof please. I'm saying that you're wrong, but you need to provide stats for a claim like that. Otherwise you're just another Sooner cocksucker in this world throwing shit against the wall and hoping it sticks.

we will make it real easy for you and break it down by game
ut 4th qt points ou 4qtpoints

vs.Florida Atlantic 10 vs.utep 14
vs. rice 14 vs. Arkansas 7 vs. Colorado 3
vs. Oklahoma 15 vs. Missouri 14
vs. Oklahoma State 0
vs. Texas Tech 14 vs.Baylor 3
vs.Kansas 0
vs.Texas A&M 21
ut total 115

ou 4th qt points
vs.Chattanooga 0
vs cinn 10
vs. Washington 7
vs.tcu 0
vs.baylor 7
vs. ut 7
vs.Kansas 7
vs.kansas st. 3
vs. Nebraska 0
vs.Texas A&M 0
vs. Texas Tech 7
vs.Oklahoma State 24
vs.Missouri 21
ou total 93

if your keeping track at home texas scored 22 more 4th qt points then ou and the sooners played a extra game all the scores were taken from espn.com

Girasuck
01-14-2009, 12:19 PM
Ty Detmer

2centsworth
01-14-2009, 12:22 PM
Jason White wasn't even a good college QB. Gino Terreta is a close second.

btw, anyone who had a semblance of a pro career should be automatically eliminated from this list.

Kermit
01-14-2009, 01:59 PM
we will make it real easy for you and break it down by game
ut 4th qt points ou 4qtpoints

vs.Florida Atlantic 10 vs.utep 14
vs. rice 14 vs. Arkansas 7 vs. Colorado 3
vs. Oklahoma 15 vs. Missouri 14
vs. Oklahoma State 0
vs. Texas Tech 14 vs.Baylor 3
vs.Kansas 0
vs.Texas A&M 21
ut total 115

ou 4th qt points
vs.Chattanooga 0
vs cinn 10
vs. Washington 7
vs.tcu 0
vs.baylor 7
vs. ut 7
vs.Kansas 7
vs.kansas st. 3
vs. Nebraska 0
vs.Texas A&M 0
vs. Texas Tech 7
vs.Oklahoma State 24
vs.Missouri 21
ou total 93

if your keeping track at home texas scored 22 more 4th qt points then ou and the sooners played a extra game all the scores were taken from espn.com

:lmao:lmao:lmao

28 of those points were against OU and Tech. Close games, both. Shouldn't we take those out of the equation? And just because Oklahoma played one more game doesn't discount the fact that with a Big 12 Championship already in the bag, they proceeded to run up 21 points in the fourth hoping to win that Heisman for Bradford.

Flo-Rida
01-14-2009, 05:02 PM
Eric Crouch
Miami physically and mentally beat the living shit out of him.

doobs
01-14-2009, 05:13 PM
I'll say Tebow. He's pretty big.

Holmes_Fans
01-14-2009, 06:29 PM
FAU - Colt in for 1 drive, ended in FG. Jones Chiles was in on scoring drive
UTEP - Texas only up 15 going into 4th. 1 TD from McCoy to Shipley, the other a fumble recovered ran in for TD. John Chiles in with 09:23 to play
Rice - Colt didn't play a snap in the 4th.
Arkansas - Colt again on the bench to start the 4th. INT ran back for TD. 1 TD by Chiles
Colorado - Texas up 35-7 going into the 4th. With Colt in a FG. Chiles put in with 9:00 left in the quarter.
Oklahoma - Don't expect either teams starters to be out
Missouri - Colt in for a FG drive. Chiles comes in with 08:37 to go, gets a TD
OK State - Close game entire game
TTech - Close game again
Baylor - Colt in for 1 drive resulting in 6 points. Chile in at 11:42
Kansas - Colt in but did not score
A&M - Colt in for two drives with a whopping 9 yards passing and 2 TDs by Cody Johnson

So Colt was involved in 36 of those points. Most of them were rushing TDs by the running backs as there would be no reason for him to be running.

BUMP
01-14-2009, 09:09 PM
FAU - Colt in for 1 drive, ended in FG. Jones Chiles was in on scoring drive
UTEP - Texas only up 15 going into 4th. 1 TD from McCoy to Shipley, the other a fumble recovered ran in for TD. John Chiles in with 09:23 to play
Rice - Colt didn't play a snap in the 4th.
Arkansas - Colt again on the bench to start the 4th. INT ran back for TD. 1 TD by Chiles
Colorado - Texas up 35-7 going into the 4th. With Colt in a FG. Chiles put in with 9:00 left in the quarter.
Oklahoma - Don't expect either teams starters to be out
Missouri - Colt in for a FG drive. Chiles comes in with 08:37 to go, gets a TD
OK State - Close game entire game
TTech - Close game again
Baylor - Colt in for 1 drive resulting in 6 points. Chile in at 11:42
Kansas - Colt in but did not score
A&M - Colt in for two drives with a whopping 9 yards passing and 2 TDs by Cody Johnson

So Colt was involved in 36 of those points. Most of them were rushing TDs by the running backs as there would be no reason for him to be running.

that should end the argument there. i still remember Stoops atempting a 4th down qb sneak while winning 65-21 over Tech

pkbpkb81
01-14-2009, 09:45 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao

28 of those points were against OU and Tech. Close games, both. Shouldn't we take those out of the equation? And just because Oklahoma played one more game doesn't discount the fact that with a Big 12 Championship already in the bag, they proceeded to run up 21 points in the fourth hoping to win that Heisman for Bradford.

ok and the okst game was close for ou and you take these 24 out and the 7 in the texas game and texas still scored more points in the 4th this year.

pkbpkb81
01-14-2009, 09:49 PM
FAU - Colt in for 1 drive, ended in FG. Jones Chiles was in on scoring drive
UTEP - Texas only up 15 going into 4th. 1 TD from McCoy to Shipley, the other a fumble recovered ran in for TD. John Chiles in with 09:23 to play
Rice - Colt didn't play a snap in the 4th.
Arkansas - Colt again on the bench to start the 4th. INT ran back for TD. 1 TD by Chiles
Colorado - Texas up 35-7 going into the 4th. With Colt in a FG. Chiles put in with 9:00 left in the quarter.
Oklahoma - Don't expect either teams starters to be out
Missouri - Colt in for a FG drive. Chiles comes in with 08:37 to go, gets a TD
OK State - Close game entire game
TTech - Close game again
Baylor - Colt in for 1 drive resulting in 6 points. Chile in at 11:42
Kansas - Colt in but did not score
A&M - Colt in for two drives with a whopping 9 yards passing and 2 TDs by Cody Johnson

So Colt was involved in 36 of those points. Most of them were rushing TDs by the running backs as there would be no reason for him to be running.

now proved the same stats for ou do all your home work

pkbpkb81
01-14-2009, 09:52 PM
you horns fans are funny, you want proof i give it to you then you say well that shouldent count. Any way you cut it texas ran up the score. most of ou's points were scored in the first half look how many blow outs they had and dident score a damn thing in the 4th qt come thake the nasty bevo shit stained glasses of for just a moment please