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mrsmaalox
01-09-2009, 10:16 AM
Paris Hilton: 'I've Only Ever Done It With A Couple Of People'

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/paris-hilton-i-ve-only-ever-done-it-with-a-couple-of-people/17368



LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Paris Hilton may have gotten her fair share of attention after the release of a sex tape, but the celebutante says she's far less promiscuous than people think.

"I've only ever done it with a couple of people," she claimed in the UK edition of Glamour magazine, according to several reports out of Britain.

The heiress, who has dated a bevy of men, including Greek shipping heirs Paris Latsis, to whom she was previously engaged, and Stavros Niarchos, and most recently Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, said rumors she has a promiscuous sex life are just rumors.

"People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss," she said.

Paris told the publication she maintains respect in her relationships by refusing to hit the sheets.

"I think it's important to play hard to get," she said. "Nobody wants the fake Prada bag -- they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive.

"If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you," she continued. "He'll want you much more if he can't have you."

I. Hustle
01-09-2009, 10:19 AM
Yeah noone wants that fake Prada shit!

Richard Cranium
01-09-2009, 10:21 AM
I don't even think she's hot at all. Am I alone?
But yes I'd hit it.

I. Hustle
01-09-2009, 10:21 AM
I don't even think she's hot at all. Am I alone?
But yes I'd hit it.

Oddly I agree

Dr. Gonzo
01-09-2009, 10:22 AM
That's like Hitler saying he only killed a couple of Jews.

to21
01-09-2009, 10:22 AM
I could have told you that from watching the tape.....she'd be a lousy lay.

Along with Kim Kardashian.

I Love Me Some Me
01-09-2009, 10:22 AM
Judging from that video, she was pretty good at what she does, and you usually don't get that way after only a couple of times.

mrsmaalox
01-09-2009, 10:24 AM
What's amazing to me about it is that she must have actually been a vigin on that sex tape!! :lmao

Richard Cranium
01-09-2009, 10:28 AM
I could have told you that from watching the tape.....she'd be a lousy lay.

Along with Kim Kardashian.

Kim >>> Paris

Richard Cranium
01-09-2009, 10:30 AM
Judging from that video, she was pretty good at what she does, and you usually don't get that way after only a couple of times.

Maybe she practiced on a banana like all nice girls do?

Summers
01-09-2009, 10:33 AM
Maybe she practiced on a banana like all nice girls do?

I think you mean cucumbers.

And I think Paris meant a couple dozen.

I. Hustle
01-09-2009, 10:41 AM
I think you mean summer sausage

tlongII
01-09-2009, 10:41 AM
I'd hit it.

Summers
01-09-2009, 10:43 AM
I think you mean summer sausage

Mmm... sausage.

tonylongoriafan
01-09-2009, 10:56 AM
.....she'd be a lousy lay.

that's like pizza...as long as you don't get sick, it's still okay!

tonylongoriafan
01-09-2009, 10:59 AM
Mmm... sausage.

bacon-up that sausage...butter-up that bacon :wakeup

to21
01-09-2009, 11:02 AM
that's like pizza...as long as you don't get sick, it's still okay!Yeah but the Pizza around here sucks.

BTW, It's clear in the video (IMO) the bitch doesn't know how to give head.

Blake
01-09-2009, 11:07 AM
Paris comparing herself to a brand new prada is hilarious. She's more like a recycled HEB bag.

SpursWoman
01-09-2009, 11:09 AM
A couple of hundred? :wow :wow :lol




Judging from that video, she was pretty good at what she does, and you usually don't get that way after only a couple of times.


Maybe we didn't see the same video ... to me she looked like all she was missing was an emery board. :lol

to21
01-09-2009, 11:24 AM
A couple of hundred? :wow :wow :lol






Maybe we didn't see the same video ... to me she looked like all she was missing was an emery board. :lol:lol
I guess WE saw the same video

ploto
01-09-2009, 11:29 AM
Why is it impossible to believe?

Viva Las Espuelas
01-09-2009, 11:32 AM
only a couple............................................ ..............last week.

the "couple" response reminds me of when one late night after an evening of heavy oat soda drinking with some buds that i got pulled over. i'm blatantly honest to cops when i get pulled over. it seems to work. he asked if i had been drinking. told him yes. he asked how much. i said "a couple"............he then asked how many is a couple. i proceeded to say "a couple", and that was that. he told me drive home safe.

Blake
01-09-2009, 11:37 AM
Why is it impossible to believe?

not impossible to believe, just hard to believe

Spurminator
01-09-2009, 11:40 AM
No, she means she only does it with a couple at a time.

mrsmaalox
01-09-2009, 11:47 AM
:lol
I guess WE saw the same video

In the video I saw, she seemed to be doing a lot of "climbing"

to21
01-09-2009, 11:49 AM
In the video I saw, she seemed to be doing a lot of "climbing"Ur confused, that was the mr and mrs maalox video. The one where he "climbed" out of bed to get away from you.





Just Kidding....:lol

EricB
01-09-2009, 11:50 AM
Who does she think shes kidding....

mrsmaalox
01-09-2009, 11:51 AM
Ur confused, that was the mr and mrs maalox video. The one where he "climbed" out of bed to get away from you.

Ouch! What was that for?

to21
01-09-2009, 11:59 AM
Ouch! What was that for?I was kidding....see, I fixed it.

Jeez, if I'd been ATRAIN, you'd would have had a comeback already.

spurs_fan_in_exile
01-09-2009, 12:15 PM
There's what, two sex tapes of her out there. There might be some truth to this because I believe that she's a big enough attention whore that the only way she would have sex is if there's a camera around.