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PuttPutt
01-13-2009, 10:00 PM
A San Diego woman who is auctioning off her virginity said she has now received a bid of $3.7 million, according to a published report.
Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old San Diego woman, said she got the idea for the auction after her sister was able to pay for her college education after prostituting herself for three weeks, according to the London Telegraph.
Dylan has a degree in women's studies. She told the paper she hopes to pay for an advanced degree in family and marriage therapy with the proceeds from the auction.
She told the Telegraph that she doesn't think she's the only one who will be benefit from the auction.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the paper.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479746,00.html


Seriously?? Ain't no poonana worth 3.7 mil! :nope

MeIII
01-13-2009, 10:02 PM
Definitely not that one.

MaNuMaNiAc
01-13-2009, 10:08 PM
Who the fuck is so desperate to get laid that they'd be willing to part with 3.5 million?? and for that skank??

I mean look at her

http://a11news.com/images/natalie-dylan-howard-stern.jpg

Come on! You can get about 10,000 better looking hookers for that kind of dough.

MeIII
01-13-2009, 10:10 PM
You can get about 10,000 better looking hookers for that kind of dough.

That'd make for one hell of an orgy.

BlackSwordsMan
01-13-2009, 10:10 PM
I hope a black guy with a real big penis wins

BlackSwordsMan
01-13-2009, 10:11 PM
3 mil for this?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2869290708_1d59585ca2.jpg?v=0

PuttPutt
01-13-2009, 10:16 PM
Thought she'd get, at most, a few hundred thousand, but 3.7 mil is just dumb. I wonder if we will get to see the dude??

DarkReign
01-13-2009, 10:18 PM
I think its hilarious when women tan as much as that chick does, go through the outfit process that women do, then paint their face some off-white clearly distinguishing where the neck stops and the warpaint starts.

ProActive, ftw!

MaNuMaNiAc
01-13-2009, 10:18 PM
Thought she'd get, at most, a few hundred thousand, but 3.7 mil is just dumb. I wonder if we will get to see the dude??

:lol you think she's worth a few hundred thousand??

baseline bum
01-13-2009, 10:19 PM
Is this some recurring news story or something? I could swear I've seen this exact story with this exact chick at least twice in the past two years. Does Fox even try to check their sources?

baseline bum
01-13-2009, 10:23 PM
Worst part of it is the pimp at the Bunny Ranch gets half her money. :lmao

Seriously.

PuttPutt
01-13-2009, 10:25 PM
:lol you think she's worth a few hundred thousand??
No way!!! I just figured that there'd be some dumb ass that would pay that. Now it just makes me wonder who this fool is?

PuttPutt
01-13-2009, 10:26 PM
Is this some recurring news story or something? I could swear I've seen this exact story with this exact chick at least twice in the past two years. Does Fox even try to check their sources?


It was reported on a while back, but hasn't happend yet.

Current bid is 3.7 million. It could still go higher.:wow

lefty
01-13-2009, 10:30 PM
Biggest scam ever.

Imagine if she is not even a virgin and gets 5 millions :lol

Slydragon
01-13-2009, 10:34 PM
My ass is a virgin ass, hmm....

samikeyp
01-13-2009, 10:36 PM
Seriously?? Ain't no poonana worth 3.7 mil! :nope

+10

BlackSwordsMan
01-13-2009, 11:08 PM
My ass is a virgin ass, hmm....

sold

baseline bum
01-13-2009, 11:09 PM
I wouldn't pay $3.7 million to fuck the virgin Mary.

tonylongoriafan
01-13-2009, 11:15 PM
the moral ineptitude this child is displaying is shocking! where are her parents or loved ones stopping her?

signed,
tonylongoriafan
(i like hoes, but not that much)

AnotherArgie
01-13-2009, 11:17 PM
3 mil for this?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2869290708_1d59585ca2.jpg?v=0

I'd gladly pay 50 pesos. Who gives more?

Brutalis
01-13-2009, 11:41 PM
She is no virgin. Trust me.

Slydragon
01-13-2009, 11:53 PM
sold

PM you the paypal info

baseline bum
01-13-2009, 11:58 PM
the moral ineptitude this child is displaying is shocking! where are her parents or loved ones stopping her?

signed,
tonylongoriafan
(i like hoes, but not that much)

Why should they stop her? When will she ever have another chance to be paid $1.85 million for an hour's work?

CuckingFunt
01-14-2009, 12:02 AM
Why should they stop her? When will she ever have another chance to be paid $1.85 million for an hour's work?

Yeah, right.

As if anyone so terminally unfuckable that they have to pay $3.7 million for pussy is going to last longer than 30 seconds.

baseline bum
01-14-2009, 12:23 AM
Yeah, right.

As if anyone so terminally unfuckable that they have to pay $3.7 million for pussy is going to last longer than 30 seconds.

Not if he takes 5 viagras first.

tonylongoriafan
01-14-2009, 12:24 AM
Why should they stop her? When will she ever have another chance to be paid $1.85 million for an hour's work?

it's a matter of prespective...money is not the end all solution to people's problems...not saying this girl has problems, but who makes a decision to stay a virgin and then try to capitalize on that financially...it's like not like, oh i'm 18 but i'm not going to have akward sex with some boy because when i'm 22 i'm going to sell myself for $3+ million

...was she hurt by someone, is she trying to get back at someone, is this just for pure financial gain only (even that alone isn't enough), there is no good reason to go forward with this...sorry rich pervs

monosylab1k
01-14-2009, 01:12 AM
3 mil for this?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2869290708_1d59585ca2.jpg?v=0

is it just me or does that pic look like it was photoshopped by a 7 year old?

it looks like those pics of Britney's face plastered on the body of some girl getting DP'd.

baseline bum
01-14-2009, 01:26 AM
it's a matter of prespective...money is not the end all solution to people's problems...not saying this girl has problems, but who makes a decision to stay a virgin and then try to capitalize on that financially...it's like not like, oh i'm 18 but i'm not going to have akward sex with some boy because when i'm 22 i'm going to sell myself for $3+ million

...was she hurt by someone, is she trying to get back at someone, is this just for pure financial gain only (even that alone isn't enough), there is no good reason to go forward with this...sorry rich pervs

She's someone logical enough to know that virginity means jack shit versus $1.85 million. It's just fucking sex. 99% of people in this world would take it in the ass from Lexington Steel for that kind of money if the chance was there. Like Barkley said to a bunch of reporters one time...


One day, in front of his locker, I witnessed pure Barkley. Before the throng could lob its first question at him, Barkley singled out a Houston television reporter. "Would you suck a cock for a million dollars?" he asked. A roomful of men all instantly looked at their shoes.

"No," came the cracked-voice reply.

"A billion?" Barkley challenged.

"No," said the reporter, stronger now.

"Well, how much then?"

"I wouldn't do it for anything!"

Barkley grinned widely. "Well, if you'd do it for free, come on over here then," he said, while nervous laughter filled the air around him. "Tell y'all what, I would. If I was poor, I'd suck a cock for a million dollars."

He paused and looked at his audience. "And all you muthafuckas would do the same, you just scared to admit it," he said.

MiamiHeat
01-14-2009, 01:38 AM
1) she's not a virgin

2) its not just sex, it's a virgin sex. if the guys wanted just sex, they would pay a hooker a few grand. nobody is so unfuckable that a hooker wouldn't do it for 5 or 10 grand.

3) the bids are fake. this is an old story and it's still not over most probably because the bids aren't real.

Condemned 2 HelLA
01-14-2009, 02:45 AM
It'd be funny if the winning bid was from a group of Asian businessmen who pooled their money together to get their collective crack at that crack.
The look on her face would be priceless.

angelbelow
01-14-2009, 03:27 AM
she might as well marry whoever wins, they obviously dont care about money/have a shit load.

Xylus
01-14-2009, 03:44 AM
I wouldn't pay $3.7 million to fuck the virgin Mary.

:lmao

I Love Me Some Me
01-14-2009, 09:15 AM
A wiser investment would be to pay $10000 a night for a full year with a high priced hooker.......errrrrrr, escort. Hell you could even get a different one every night.

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/897/ashrf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Rogue
01-14-2009, 09:24 AM
has she got any certificate that guarantees she is really a virgin?

fatsack
01-14-2009, 10:02 AM
http://www.theimproper.com/Images/Art/natalie%20dylan%20gets%203.7m%20bid.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/7/9/CF096CF8-D320-1944-8C9C84AD32CB0BA3.jpg


http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/natalie_dylan_001.jpg


http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/22virgin.jpg

I Love Me Some Me
01-14-2009, 10:07 AM
She needs to post a picture of her hymen for authenticity.

CosmicCowboy
01-14-2009, 10:26 AM
3.7 million for THAT?

It's probably some guy in Nigeria that will give her a cashiers check.

Spurminator
01-14-2009, 12:08 PM
If fatsack's pics are her, it looks like she's already taken out a loan for new assets.

Dex
01-14-2009, 12:30 PM
This is retarded on about six different levels.

Dex
01-14-2009, 12:31 PM
Furthermore, if someone is willing to pay 3.7 million dollars for sex, I wouldn't want to touch them with a ten foot pole.

lebomb
01-14-2009, 12:54 PM
no comment.

Dex
01-14-2009, 12:58 PM
no comment.

but you just commented.

ploto
01-14-2009, 01:45 PM
Does anyone else see the irony that a woman who wants a Master's in family counseling would do this to earn the money for it?

22 Year Old Virgin
01-14-2009, 01:48 PM
Id hit it

CosmicCowboy
01-14-2009, 01:56 PM
Does anyone else see the irony that a woman who wants a Master's in family counseling would do this to earn the money for it?

LOL, whats even funnier is that she outed her sister for hooking :lol

I'm sure her sister just loved the shit out of that hehehe

mrsmaalox
01-14-2009, 02:05 PM
3.7 million for THAT?

It's probably some guy in Nigeria that will give her a cashiers check.

:lol

baseline bum
01-14-2009, 02:19 PM
Does anyone else see the irony that a woman who wants a Master's in family counseling would do this to earn the money for it?

It's a lot easier to see that anyone would be fucking retarded to turn down that money for a fuck.

The Franchise
01-14-2009, 03:57 PM
Paying 3.7 million (or anything really) for pussy would just be unforgivable, but let's say that you did. Why choose a virgin? For that kind of money wouldn't you want someone with a little experience? That would be a whole lot of money to drop on some sorry pussy.

Fabbs
01-15-2009, 09:14 AM
Is this:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2869290708_1d59585ca2.jpg?v=0

and below supposed to be the same chick? Look at the faces. No way.

http://www.theimproper.com/Images/Art/natalie%20dylan%20gets%203.7m%20bid.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jan2009/7/9/CF096CF8-D320-1944-8C9C84AD32CB0BA3.jpg


http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/natalie_dylan_001.jpg


http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/22virgin.jpg

ATRAIN
01-15-2009, 09:20 AM
She is a hood rat, no way she is a virgin. OK lets say she is and this loser bangs her and gets her pregnant and turns out to be broke. That would be true justice.

florige
01-15-2009, 09:29 AM
Biggest scam ever.

Imagine if she is not even a virgin and gets 5 millions :lol



My thoughts exactly. Hell if we didn't all know that Paris Hilton was a skank she could pull the auction/virgin scam too.

tlongII
01-15-2009, 11:37 AM
Does it include anal?

DANILO DRASKOVIC
01-15-2009, 05:45 PM
A San Diego woman who is auctioning off her virginity said she has now received a bid of $3.7 million, according to a published report.
Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old San Diego woman, said she got the idea for the auction after her sister was able to pay for her college education after prostituting herself for three weeks, according to the London Telegraph.
Dylan has a degree in women's studies. She told the paper she hopes to pay for an advanced degree in family and marriage therapy with the proceeds from the auction.
She told the Telegraph that she doesn't think she's the only one who will be benefit from the auction.
"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal," Dylan told the paper.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479746,00.html


Seriously?? Ain't no poonana worth 3.7 mil! :nope

so both daughters are whores
Parents must be so proud