What sold on TV product would you buy?

[Thunder Dan]

if anyone watches NBA TV, I'm sure that you have seen just about all of these: I know I'm missing some, but which one of these would you buy

HD Vision Wraparound Sunglasses

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Sunsetter awning (which as a small tidbit, if you watch the new ad they play on NBA TV you see the guy say the price and they edit it out with a new price just watch his lips)

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The Snuggie

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ShamWOW!

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Zorbeez

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Obama Gold Coin

[angel_luv]

http://michebag.ca/
https://www.4miche.com/ver11/index.asp
My soon to be mother-in-law bought me this for Christmas. It is super awesome since I always want a different purse but absolutely hate changing them!

[sa_butta]

Those last two guys are pretty convicing, but I have never bought anything from those 800 numbers or "$19.95" products. My wife really gets sucked into those advertisements and says she wants some of that shit, but I never buy it.

[Melmart1]

I admit, I bought the shamwows, but not from the infomercial, the shipping is a ripoff! I bought them for like $12 at bed, bath and beyond and they are actually really useful around the house, especially when my nephews are here.

[balli]

I'd get one of these...
http://shortcummings.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/the-magic-bullet.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

It's not on here, but I bought someone with alligator feet the Ped Egg for Christmas.

[MeIII]

I love how the Shamwow guy tells these idiots to stay away from copy cat products.

LOL

[IronMexican]

Those things that make 100% juice.

[Thunder Dan]

click on NBA TV tonight and every single one of their commercials is a infomercial. I love the Sunsetter one because it's the middle of winter, what asshole wants to buy a sunsetter in the middle of January. Plus I laugh when the guy is going to send you a $200 certificate and they edit the audio to say $400 now since times are tough

[monosylab1k]

Mighty Putty

[Thunder Dan]

I also like the Obama coin- they act like it will be a heirloom to pass down, it's a stupid coin. If my grandpa died and he left me a Harry Truman gold coin he got a deal on, I would be pissed

[Thunder Dan]

Amazin' Putty

haha I forgot about that. Also the revolutionary cell phone clip they are selling

[ATRAIN]

I admit, I bought the shamwows, but not from the infomercial, the shipping is a ripoff! I bought them for like $12 at bed, bath and beyond and they are actually really useful around the house, especially when my nephews are here.

Do they work like the way they show you on tv?

[JackLalanne]

Those things that make 100% juice.

+1

[mrsmaalox]

I also like the Obama coin- they act like it will be a heirloom to pass down, it's a stupid coin. If my grandpa died and he left me a Harry Truman gold coin he got a deal on, I would be pissed
Really. They have the knock-off coin and commemorative plate at Walgreen's for $9.99. And that commercial for the plate is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on TV!

[peewee's lovechild]

Anything that Billy Mays sells.

He has such a trustworthy deameanor.

[angel_luv]

Really. They have the knock-off coin and commemorative plate at Walgreen's for $9.99. And that commercial for the plate is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on TV!

I got an e-mail advertisment at Christmastime to buy an Obama/ Biden scarf.

[mrsmaalox]

I got an e-mail advertisment at Christmastime to buy an Obama/ Biden scarf.
:lol Well I'm not buying anything until they put out the Obama/Biden thong!!

[SpursWoman]

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I want this Slap Chop really badly, if only because this infomercial made me LMAO.

[Spurminator]

So no one got any of the Better Basketball DVDs?

I'm just glad they quit showing those disgusting Proactiv commercials that were on every commercial break a couple of years ago.

[Spurminator]

Last week I bought the Perfect Pushup at WalMart. It's endorsed by a Navy Seal. A Navy Seal!!

[sa_butta]

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I want this Slap Chop really badly, if only because this infomercial made me LMAO.
I can sell him a Bitch Slap.

Did you love his nuts??

[CuckingFunt]

I want this Slap Chop really badly, if only because this infomercial made me LMAO.

Stop having a boring tuna, and stop having a boring life.

Words to live by.

[angel_luv]

Last week I bought the Perfect Pushup at WalMart. It's endorsed by a Navy Seal. A Navy Seal!!

Bra?








:)

[Melmart1]

Do they work like the way they show you on tv?

Not quite that good, but my nephew spilled the better part of a 1/2 a gallon of milk on the floor and it picked the whole thing up and I only had to wring it out once. That would have taken tons of paper towels and I have a thing about using my bath towels to clean up kitchen messes :lol So to me its worth it.

[Spurminator]

"You're gonna love my nuts."

:LMAO :LMAO

[SpursWoman]

Stop having a boring tuna, and stop having a boring life.

Words to live by.

:lol :lol


I'm serious, too ... as soon as I see it at Walgreen's it is so mine. :lol

[Spurminator]

Bra?

:)


Well played. :lol

[SpursWoman]

"You're gonna love my nuts."

:lmao :lmao


I had to rewind that a few times to make sure I heard that correctly. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Last week I bought the Perfect Pushup at WalMart. It's endorsed by a Navy Seal. A Navy Seal!!:lol That actually looks like it does something.

I already had a synthetic chamois -- any discount store will have them in the car care section -- and I guess I already have a Snuggie since I can just wear my robe backwards. I love it when they are walking around or watching a ballgame in them, though. They look like demented monks.

[mrsmaalox]

Which one of you guys has bought the "Ex-tenze"? :)

[Spurminator]

:lol That actually looks like it does something.


I'm pretty sure it does because I've been really sore for two days.

[Billy Mays]

I only buy products that I can stand behind.

[IronMexican]

I only buy products that I can stand behind.

:lmao:lmao Long overdue.

[RonPopeil]

Where's the love?

[CosmicCowboy]

I actually got some mighty putty at big lots. That shit actually works pretty good.

[mexicanjunior]

The HD sunglasses look interesting but I would like to see thru them before I buy...

[Summers]

They make a remote control light switch for lamps and crap. You plug your lamp or whatever into one part, then stick the light switch where ever you want. Bad ass.

[Summers]

PM me your number. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

They make a remote control light switch for lamps and crap. You plug your lamp or whatever into one part, then stick the light switch where ever you want. Bad ass.

so its the clapper without the clapping.

[BruceBowenFan]

I would like to buy the save a blade.

[AlamoSpursFan]

ProCaulk FTW!!! :lol

I bought the Perfect Pushup several weeks ago and I do see results. But now I want the travel version.

[IronMexican]

Ohhh yeahhh, those Razor sharpeners. They probably save a fortune.

[ploto]

It's not on here, but I bought someone with alligator feet the Ped Egg for Christmas.

I see those in regular stores now and wonder about them because I am tough on my feet.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Just saw the commercial for that P.O.S. Bluetooth looking hearing aid.

The old broad needs to be taught how to play bingo.

"What did he say?"

"B-3"

"OH! I had that one!"

Pisses me off every time I hear it. You STILL have it, you fucking retarded bluehair! Mark the fucking number already!

[Smiling Bob]

Which one of you guys has bought the "Ex-tenze"? :)

Enzyte FTW!!

[jack sommerset]

I can't see anyone spending money on a snuggie. Turn ur robe around.

[Frenzy]

I actually got some mighty putty at big lots. That shit actually works pretty good.
i work at big lots.

alot of the tv things end up here... and cheaper too.

[jack sommerset]

i work at big lots.

alot of the tv things end up here... and cheaper too.

Is there any real good deals at big lots. I have been there a few times and the only thing I ever bought was a dvd. I saw some different hot sauces there and I found a bag of chips named after a rapper (forget who) but I was worried they were extremly old or bad. The one in Allen Texas is filthy but in a nice area.

[Frenzy]

Is there any real good deals at big lots. I have been there a few times and the only thing I ever bought was a dvd. I saw some different hot sauces there and I found a bag of chips named after a rapper (forget who) but I was worried they were extremly old or bad. The one in Allen Texas is filthy but in a nice area.

Plenty.
it's good to be a regular shopper at one. Once the people working there know you they will give you the heads up on ads coming out or store only deals.



Example Mattress 599$ retail. on sale for 499$ plus took 100$ off the price for being returned(not open) then an addtional 20% off from some coupon i felt like giving them. But don't be pushy...we hate that :ihit. We'll give you the discount when we feel it's best hahaha. Not that your buying a mattress but u know..

[balli]

Is there any real good deals at big lots. I have been there a few times and the only thing I ever bought was a dvd. I saw some different hot sauces there and I found a bag of chips named after a rapper (forget who) but I was worried they were extremly old or bad. The one in Allen Texas is filthy but in a nice area.

My moms finds hand-crafted genuine Polish pottery there. And it's really some good shit, damn fine coffee mugs. Don't ask me how or why, but somehow Big-Lots has a good connection with the Polish potter's industry.

[IronMexican]

I wish there were some big lots out here.

[jack sommerset]

Plenty.
it's good to be a regular shopper at one. Once the people working there know you they will give you the heads up on ads coming out or store only deals.



Example Mattress 599$ retail. on sale for 499$ plus took 100$ off the price for being returned(not open) then an addtional 20% off from some coupon i felt like giving them. But don't be pushy...we hate that :ihit. We'll give you the discount when we feel it's best hahaha. Not that your buying a mattress but u know..

Thanks. I'll look around more next time.

[George W Bush]

Where's the love?


I must admit,
I've been settin' it and furr-gettin' it,
fur about 6 years now.


I'm George W Bush and I approve this message :tu

[EricB]

The pedi paws.

Actually works, cause they never want to cut my dog's nails at the groomers.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

My favorite is that Pasta N More commercial. It's pure gold.

Or that one where the guy yells, "OWW!" when he sits on his wallet.

[EricB]

"Its a pain in the butt. Literally and figureitively."

[Richard Cranium]

When I order stuff on TV I always make sure that I'm one of the 1st 100 callers or call within the next 20 minutes, because they can't make such great deals all day, and I have to get two for the price of one or take advantage of getting one payment made for me.

[AFBlue]

I bought the Iron Gym pull up bar....good for pull ups, not for much else.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg

shamwow

[Thunder Dan]

I wish there were some big lots out here.

there are Big Lots all over SoCal, I bought a cooler at one

[DannyT]

wow you even listed all the videos....

[Thunder Dan]

wow you even listed all the videos....

the things you do when your board at work

[The Reckoning]

i forgot what they were called, but when i was little, i wanted those badass glow-in-the-dark building blocks

[pawe]

I just got the NUwave oven and tried it last night. Pretty amazing since you dont have to defrost and there's no pre-heating and the cooking time is faster. No smells too so its perfect for apartments. i tried it on a 2 inch thick rib eye and it did a pretty good job, it has crusting but medium rare on the inside.

[IronMexican]

there are Big Lots all over SoCal, I bought a cooler at one

In good areas. All we have is a Ralphs.

[mardigan]

Last week I bought the Perfect Pushup at WalMart. It's endorsed by a Navy Seal. A Navy Seal!!

Perfect pullup is awesome as well. Got one of those a couple of months back, worked wonders.

The worse thing Ive seen on tv though has to be that shitty piece of plastic you use for caulking. 20 freaking bucks for that thing.

[florige]

I probably would get that Ultimate Juicer thing.

[CavsSuperFan]

I bought the Show Time Rotisserie & they threw in the ginsu knives, the broiling racks, ties, seasoning, recipe books, Liquid Flavor Injector, Barbeque Gloves, 8 Self-turning Shish-Kabob Rods, Solid Food Injector, and a letter from Ron Popeil himself…

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4576/0066586099271500x500zx3.jpg

[balli]

I just got the NUwave oven and tried it last night. Pretty amazing since you dont have to defrost and there's no pre-heating and the cooking time is faster. No smells too so its perfect for apartments. i tried it on a 2 inch thick rib eye and it did a pretty good job, it has crusting but medium rare on the inside.

Nu-Wave's and infrared cooking in general are the shit. Basically the same cooking system you'll find in a grill on a $8500 range.

[mrsmaalox]

My mission for today is to search all of Albuquerque for one of those Buxton organizer handbags for my wheelchair bound sis in law; I think it will be very helpful to her.

[tp2021]

Found this story. Apparently ShamWOW Vince is fighting the Scientologists.


Buy ShamWows! Now!
January 19th, 2009 by Elyse


I’d like to talk to you about a man whom I’ve dubbed “Headset Vince”. He’s the guy from the ShamWow commercials. He wears a headset for reasons no one other than Vince can understand… maybe he’s expecting a phone call? From his agent offering him a better gig? Maybe his mom is calling to tell him that Stella from Bingo saw him on the teevee? I don’t know. What I do know is that this guy is someone who I, until now, felt the need to mock at any and every conceivable opportunity.

Turns out, Headset Vince is actually one of the good guys, a hero. We need to stop mocking him and start celebrating him. And we need to buy his towels and nut choppers and his DVDs.

Headset Vince is actually a guy named Vince Offer. It sounds like he should be a cartoon bear-dog hybrid drawn onto the corners of coupons you get in the mail, but he is not a cartoon. In real life, Vince was an aspiring filmmaker - not a very good one, but his lack of filmwriting, directing, and acting skills were not about to hold him back from a career making talkies for the big screen. And yet, you notice I’m using the past tense. He was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?

The Church of Scientology happened.

Vince is the writer/producer/director/star of the film Underground Comedy Movie. When he began making the movie, he was a relatively new convert to the Scientology. He used his connections within the CoS’s “Celebrity Center International”, a group within the church for artist networking, to cast his film. He managed to muscle up some big A-list names like Slash from Guns n Roses, Ant, a couple of budding soft-core porn stars and Joey Buttafucco. (Being new, I guess he didn’t have access to the Xenu VIP Casting Suite where Travolta and Cruise hang out.)

The movie was intended to be hilarious and offensive. Unfortunately for Vince, the CoS (along with pretty much everyone who’s ever logged on to RottenTomatoes.com) only found it to be the latter. The CoS was so embarrassed that one of their members made a movie so offensive (and awful), they went all 8th-grade popular girl on his ass - shaming, embarrassing and shunning him out of the cool clique of Scientology.

In a normal church your pastor or minister might pull you aside and say, “I think we need to talk about the content of your film. I’m a little concerned it’s not in line with the teachings of our faith. I fear you’re violating [our religion]ism’s doctrine with some of the language and imagery in your film.” And you may decide to chat about it or you may decide to spit in your pastor’s face and head downstairs for pancakes. Either way, the church is expected to act with some amount of grown-up non-dickery.

In the Church of Scientology, the MO is passive-aggression, threats and coersion. Instead of taking the time to talk to Vince, and telling him that perhaps he needs to make a decision between the church and his terrible movie, they chose to push him out by turning the CoS community against him.

Vince says CoS officials stole clips from unedited film footage, added their own sass and passed it around the community as the first act in an elaborate smear campaign against him. They then coerced statements from other members of the church, threatening to “fair game” anyone who refused, declaring them them to be SPs (Suppressive Person, an apostate and enemy of the CoS) for not cooperating.

Statements and evidence were “collected” and the CoS charged Vince with 23 crimes against Scientology, and he was forced to stand trial in Scientology Court. Which is kind of like Night Court, but without the hilarious bailiff, sexual innuendo, and the ability to walk away without fearing for your life… oh yeah, and at least one of the judges is still in junior high. Vince was found guilty on all charges without being able to mount a defense, mostly because he was never told what the charges were.

After being found guilty, Vince was considered a criminal. He was still “welcome” to be a member of the church - in the same way that you’re still “welcome” to have cake at your best friend’s wedding after you just mentioned in your drunken toast that you nailed the bride the night before they got engaged.

Unfortunately for Vince, as is the case with cults, by this time he had left behind his entire life for Scientology. Everyone in his life was a part of the Church. He was still in the process of making his movie, and he was funding it through a business he started - a business that relied on his Scientology connections. He had dozens of sales reps working for him, all of them Scientologists. His clients - Scientologists. His friends were Scientologists. He had nothing left.

He appealed his conviction, and CoS overturned it. They admitted that the entire case against him was nothing more than a smear campaign and that it was unfair he was never informed of the charges against him. But it was too late. The damage was done, and while the conviction was overturned, he never received an apology or reparations. In other words, they said, “Oh that conviction shouldn’t have happened. We totally lied about everything, used fake evidence against you and generally ran the proceedings in a manner that was the complete opposite of ethical. But we didn’t do anything wrong. We’re not sorry. And it’s not up to us to make amends to you. Quit crying and go take some vitamins or something.”

Vince’s business was still bust. His friends were still gone. His network was destroyed. He was still an outcast in his Church (though I have a feeling he wasn’t interetested in returning at this point). He was on his own and completely broke. He finally f0und a job, not a great one, but a job nonetheless. He started selling vegetable choppers.

Turns out, he’s really good at selling vegetable choppers. He got promoted and started selling them at flea markets. He grew a sales team underneath him, and he eventually made enough money to finish his movie and put together an infomercial for it, released it on basic cable and DVD, selling over 100,000 copies.

And his unique sales style landed him Billy Mays’ job.

The next Deniro he’s not, but he’s certainly managed to turn things around for himself. If only other cult refugees could do as well.

But Vince isn’t just accepting that this is what the universe had planned for him. He’s not just moving on and leaving the whole CoS ugliness behind him. He’s fighting them. In fact, fighting the Church of Scientology is his new life’s mission.

He filed suit against them in 2004 for ruining his movie, his life, his business, and being dickholes. I couldn’t find any information on the outcome of this lawsuit, but according to ESPN, Vince is still fighting the good fight. And he is using every dime he makes from selling ShamWows and SlapChop as well as all the proceeds from Underground Comedy to fight them.

Taking on Scientology is one of the bravest things a former member can do. The Church doesn’t take kindly to dissent. Though they claim that fair game is no longer a Scientologist policy, there are plenty of stories to indicate that fair game is still alive and well, if technically “unofficial”.

My guess is that this probably is the last we’ll ever hear of Headset Vince’s fight against Scientology. But if I can drop $20 on towels that could save me and my shag carpet in the event of a Fresca tsunami, and at the same time help fund one guy’s shot at taking down the bad guys, it’s worth it.

So go, right now, and buy your ShamWows. Get your SlapChop. Buy what is arguably the worst movie ever made. Do it for the good guys. Do it for the little guys. Do it for skepticism. Do it for Vince.

http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

[Taco]

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I want this Slap Chop really badly, if only because this infomercial made me LMAO.

AT THE 38 SECOND MARK THE DUDE SAYS "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS" :wow


:lol:lmao:rollin


THE SHAMWOW GUY ROCKS:downspin:

[MiamiHeat]

lol that shamwow commercial is a sham

that part of the commercial where he pours liquid all over the sample carpet and it's all soggy? they switch it out with another piece of sample carpet to try and trick us, so funny

[SAGambler]

Not quite that good, but my nephew spilled the better part of a 1/2 a gallon of milk on the floor and it picked the whole thing up and I only had to wring it out once. That would have taken tons of paper towels and I have a thing about using my bath towels to clean up kitchen messes :lol So to me its worth it.

The Shamwow or whatever they call it does work. However, it's far from being new. I purchased some of these about 10 years ago, right here in town, at some sort of weekend deal at the Airport Convention Center. If I remember correctly they sold for about 9 bucks for 3 of them. Still have a couple of them laying around the place.

[zinagray]

I bough the sham wow. This product is a total joke. Best part is they say you will never find it in stores. I have seen them at the malls!! Rip off!