My best friend is accusing me of stealing from him!

[Michael Kelso]

So here's the deal guys, a few nights ago my best friend was watching his girlfriend's house while she was visiting some family and he invited me over to hang out. We were the only ones there and we ate some subutex and then played Xbox games until we were ready to pass out. I passed out on the couch and he went to sleep in his girl's bed I guess cuz I passed out first.

In the morning we ate some more subutex and then he went to work for two hours before he came home "sick". While he was at work all I did was play like five rounds of Madden on his Xbox, smoked a little weed that I brought over and burned a few cigarettes on the patio outside. I went to the bathroom one time but like, 99% of the time I was there I was on the couch with an Xbox controller in my hand.

Today he calls me and says that there is a $100 bill and a check missing from his girlfriend's jewelry box. Of course they think I stole it because I was the only person to come over while she was gone. What do I do to get them off my case until she finds her bill and check that she definitely misplaced? It's a real shitty feeling when your best friend is accusing you of something you didn't do!

[Blake]

take the $100 you took and buy her something nice

what the heck is subutex?

[I Love Me Some Me]

what the heck is subutex?

penis

[bus driver]

so did you take the money?

^what the heck is subutex?(what blake said)

[bus driver]

penis

oh! :lol

[Blake]

penis

:lol

[Sunshine]

WTF? Subutex?? Using a drug that's used to treat drug dependence AS a drug?

How much did the $100 buy?

[Blake]

WTF? Subutex?? Using a drug that's used to treat drug dependence AS a drug?

How much did the $100 buy?

20 footlongs

[bus driver]

you should tell your BF that he is lying cause you found the money under her mattress and not in the jewelry box.

[I Love Me Some Me]

20 footlongs

Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?

[Trainwreck2100]

Tell you're BF his GF is an idiot for hiding money in a jewelry box.

[Blake]

Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?

you're at subway and you're worried about looking like a cheap ass?

[bus driver]

Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?

yes, because they are stealing money from you! (just to stay on topic)
i wouldnt, it sounds like tax. i think subway quality has gone down hill though

[Trainwreck2100]

Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?

Do you get mad when McDonalds charges you 1.08 for something off their dollar menu?

[AlamoSpursFan]

You really should stay out of Donna's jewelry box, Kelso.

Sincerely,
Eric Foreman

P.S.: DUDE, WHERE'S MY $100?

[I Love Me Some Me]

you're at subway and you're worried about looking like a cheap ass?

Says the guy who eats McDonald's $1 sausage biscuit and hash brown everyday.

[I Love Me Some Me]

Do you get mad when McDonalds charges you 1.08 for something off their dollar menu?

No...the $5.49 was pre-tax.

[Dex]

Five-and-a-half-dollar-footlongs doesn't sound nearly as catchy.

[Blake]

Says the guy who eats McDonald's $1 sausage biscuit and hash brown everyday.

one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

That pissed me off.

I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.

[Sunshine]

No...the $5.49 was pre-tax.

So if $5.49 was pre-tax, how much did you pay, including tax?

And did you have anything from the "add on" menu included?

[jack sommerset]

one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

That pissed me off.

I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.


:lol

[balli]

i think subway quality has gone down hill though
It definitely has. And that's a bummer. Subway used to be decent.

[stretch]

penis

:lmao

[jack sommerset]

one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

That pissed me off.

I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.

Did you ask for something free,why a bacon,egg,cheese mcgriddle? Why did you go to the trouble of taking a photo. Why did that piss you off? Do you smoke or were you hung over or hungry? Why did what he say piss you off so much, it does not sound bad to me at all. How do you expect a fast food guy making 5 bucks a hour treat you? Why are you a cheap ass? 50 cents set you off. Do you do this alot? Why is 50 cents princple at McDonalds?

[stretch]

one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

That pissed me off.

I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.

1. Did you actually call him a jackass?

2. I hear those ice coffees taste like crap. Did it?

3. LMAO harrell

[stretch]

Did you ask for something free,why a bacon,egg,cheese mcgriddle? Why did you go to the trouble of taking a photo. Why did that piss you off? Do you smoke or were you hung over or hungry? Why did what he say piss you off so much, it does not sound bad to me at all. How do you expect a fast food guy making 5 bucks a hour treat you? Why are you a cheap ass? 50 cents set you off. Do you do this alot? Why is 50 cents princple at McDonalds?

:lmao

[I Love Me Some Me]

So if $5.49 was pre-tax, how much did you pay, including tax?

And did you have anything from the "add on" menu included?

I had a bag of Cheetos, and my total was $7.02, if I remember correctly.

[Blake]

Did you ask for something free,why a bacon,egg,cheese mcgriddle?
that's what the manager offered


Why did you go to the trouble of taking a photo. Why did that piss you off?

because that jackass was basically questioning my eyesight and this is something that seems to happen a lot in the retail world.......HEB, WalMart, Macys.....almost anywhere


Do you smoke or were you hung over or hungry?

thirsty, which if you read, is why I ordered a drink


Why did what he say piss you off so much, it does not sound bad to me at all.

see above


How do you expect a fast food guy making 5 bucks a hour treat you?

See, if he would have been nicer I would have offered him another $5 to wipe my car windows


Why are you a cheap ass?

kids are expensive. Im watching pennies.


50 cents set you off. Do you do this alot?

yes


Why is 50 cents princple at McDonalds?

it's a principle anywhere

any others?

[jack sommerset]

any others?

Nope, thats it.

[SpursWoman]

2. I hear those ice coffees taste like crap. Did it?


I don't know about the iced ones, but I got some flavored cappuccino and it was HORRIBLE...as well as almost $3.00 for a medium cup that was only about 1/2 filled with coffee.

I could have gotten 3 large ass'n sugar free Pumpkin Spice cappuccinos at Valero for that money that are actually good. I was not happy.

[jack sommerset]

I don't know about the iced ones, but I got some flavored cappuccino and it was HORRIBLE...as well as almost $3.00 for a medium cup that was only about 1/2 filled with coffee.

I could have gotten 3 large ass'n sugar free Pumpkin Spice cappuccinos at Valero for that money that are actually good. I was not happy.

I am not a huge coffee drinker but I had a Mocha from McDonalds and it was horrible. It could have been the chocolate syrup they added. Not sure.

[Blake]

I don't know about the iced ones, but I got some flavored cappuccino and it was HORRIBLE...as well as almost $3.00 for a medium cup that was only about 1/2 filled with coffee.

I could have gotten 3 large ass'n sugar free Pumpkin Spice cappuccinos at Valero for that money that are actually good. I was not happy.

that cappucino that MCd's has just might be the most overpriced cup of crap in the history of liquid. I was less than happy too and I agree, Valero or even Exxon is the way to go on those.

I didnt like it at first, but now I think the iced coffees are pretty good. I'm not sure what kind of creamer they use, but it's good. Make sure you ask for extra sweetner just in case they don't throw in enough of the flavor which happens from time to time.

I tried the iced coffee at Starbucks one time and it was $3+ and it was just plain coffee over ice and tasted like utter crap.

[byrontx]

Maybe your friend took the money (initially meaning to put it back later, then couldn't) and now he is blaming you for it.

If someone is on drug therapy there just could be a little misbehaving going on.

[Blake]

I am not a huge coffee drinker but I had a Mocha from McDonalds and it was horrible. It could have been the chocolate syrup they added. Not sure.

yup, I agree on that mocha too......horrible.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I had a bag of Cheetos, and my total was $7.02, if I remember correctly.

The Cheetos were worth $7.02.

You got ripped off for the rest.

[ALVAREZ6]

oh yeah it's all about the principle...my friend considers me a cheap ass, but he's just a fucking moron, his parents pay for literally everything.

[CuckingFunt]

I tried the iced coffee at Starbucks one time and it was $3+ and it was just plain coffee over ice and tasted like utter crap.

Well, yeah. Iced coffee is supposed to be plain coffee over ice.

[PuttPutt]

Get ready to possibly say good bye to your BF.

[AlamoSpursFan]

While we're on the topic (sort of), Mickey D's iced coffee kicks ass. IMO, that is...

[Michael Kelso]

It's all good now! They found the money like an hour after they called me, then I met my best friend at his house and we shot up some heroin, smoked some weed and played Gears of War 2 until we beat the game. That game was fucking crazy shit too, and the ending totally leaves it open for a sequel.

At least he said he was sorry though, man did I feel like shit when they thought I stole that money, guys!

[Heath Ledger]

Lame

[spursfan09]

:rolleyes

God Michael, Shut Up!

[Udokafan05]

The worst part about Subway is the turkey sub doesnt fall under the $5 footlong deal.

[Trainwreck2100]

I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

there's a good chance they spit in the mcgriddle

[J.T.]

there's a good chance they spit in the mcgriddle

That's what I woulda done.

[J.T.]

That's what I woulda done.

Oh shit I forgot to log into Corso

[Cry Havoc]

Wendy's is good too.

[Blake]

there's a good chance they spit in the mcgriddle

seeing as how I went inside and was standing right there in front of the manager, unless it was a magic invisible loogy, I didnt see any spit when she wrapped it up.

That said, there's always a good chance there is spit in my food.......not because I complained to the manager, but becauseit's mcdonalds

[Blake]

It's all good now! They found the money like an hour after they called me, then I met my best friend at his house and we shot up some heroin, smoked some weed and played Gears of War 2 until we beat the game. That game was fucking crazy shit too, and the ending totally leaves it open for a sequel.

At least he said he was sorry though, man did I feel like shit when they thought I stole that money, guys!

was this before or after you and your best friend played squeeze the snake with each other?

[Fillmoe]

subutex is a drug taken by people who are addicted to opiates... it prevents withdrawls

[Fillmoe]

Pharm D Program Ftw!