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ducks
09-29-2004, 11:50 AM
Naked Driver Arrested
LAST UPDATE: 9/29/2004 6:44:55 AM
Posted By: Jim Forsyth


A shocking sight today at one of the city's busiest intersections...a man in his fifties driving down Highway 281 at Bitters Rd. wearing a cap, sunglasses, and nothing else.

Police tell 1200 WOAI news several women reported the man would pull alongside their vehicles and start staring at them while they were driving.

One woman called 911 and followed the man's brown Buick until police arrived. She reported the man was 'fidgeting in his seat' and his hands 'did not appear to be on the steering wheel.'

Other women also called police, and the man was pulled over at 281 and Jones Maltsburger. Police say a roll of paper towels and a nearly empty bottle of baby oil was found in the passenger seat. Officers declined to speculate on what those items may have been used for.

He was handcuffed and booked for indecent exposure.



www.woai.com/news/local/s...53D768E49F (http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=E4DBEEE7-1D4A-4BAD-A83A-D153D768E49F)

bigzak25
09-29-2004, 11:56 AM
:lol crazy fucker....lonely too.:p

Johnny Blaze 47
09-29-2004, 12:04 PM
Let me be the first to say it...


"Mouse"?

SpursWoman
09-29-2004, 12:30 PM
:lol :lol :lol :rollin


I think I was next to that guy last night at a stop light by the airport....seriously.

I noticed him because he had the window open and was taking off his shirt. Maybe not, but damn....he fit the description.


:lol :lol

TacoBeer
09-29-2004, 12:53 PM
:shock Sorry guys, I'll tell Grandpa Taco to Keep his clothes on when he drives.:lol :moon

CosmicCowboyXXX
09-29-2004, 01:29 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Useruser666
09-29-2004, 02:42 PM
"No wittnesses interviewed could give an accurate disciption of the man, claiming they didn't get a good look at his face."

:moon :moon :moon :moon

Useruser666 :eyebrow

Jimcs50
09-29-2004, 02:45 PM
He will get acquitted for insufficient evidence. :p


How come streaking is not a crime, but driving while naked it????

Ed Helicopter Jones
09-29-2004, 07:42 PM
You know what sucks is that I still haven't gotten my Buick out of the impound yet.

SpursWoman
09-29-2004, 11:20 PM
Dammit!!!


If I'd have know it was you I'd have pulled you over. :eyebrow


:cry

Ed Helicopter Jones
09-30-2004, 01:36 PM
:lol

I'll be back. I just need to get my Buick back and then buy some more baby oil and Kleenex!

Jimcs50
09-30-2004, 02:52 PM
Ed, admitting you have a Buick takes more guts than admitting that you are a flasher.

pooh
09-30-2004, 06:22 PM
a naked driver...cool

TheWriter
09-30-2004, 07:10 PM
Crazy f--ker. :rollin

Taco
10-01-2004, 09:49 AM
:shock Sorry guys, I'll tell Grandpa Taco to Keep his clothes on when he drives.:lol :moon

Quick where's grandpa?!?! :lol