Slight Weight Gain Here?

[Twisted_Dawg]

Look at all the pictures....

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=18091

[leemajors]

really, really bad clothing. maybe a little gain too, but that belt contraption is horrid and unflattering.

[EricB]

The people's comments make me sick.

She is not fat, its just how damn tight the clothes are...

[ChumpDumper]

Nice mom jeans.

[dickface]

God DAMN she is looking fat.

[stretch]

yeah she put some weight on for sure

[IronMexican]

I'd still smash it. Big tits, no brains, big checkbook. What else do you need?

[BlackSwordsMan]

she's preggers

[JudynTX]

That's considered fat? WOW!

[BlackSwordsMan]

That's considered fat? WOW!

agreed I don't get what the problem is

[JudynTX]

agreed I don't get what the problem is

If Romo doesn't mind, who cares?

[koriwhat]

If Romo doesn't mind, who cares?

romo's a homo but yeah i'd hit it with jsimpson. damn just like ironmex said!

[Bigzax]

Unacceptable. Unacceptable. Fucking Romo ruins everything he touches.

:lmao

[Twisted_Dawg]

Nice mom jeans.

That is exactly what I was thinking. Horrid jeans...and clothes as well.

[IronMexican]

:lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao ROFL!

[DANILO DRASKOVIC]

get a life and stop watching vh1

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She's definitely gained some weight, but her outfit really, really sucks. She'd of looked better in something, anything, different.

She needs to fire her costume designer, ASAP.

[I. Hustle]

She is still damn hot.

[Ginobilly]

I'd still smash it. Big tits, no brains, big checkbook. What else do you need?

hell yeah! Shes got a little bit more meat on her but I bet que se hecha unas cojidas brutas! I bet she's eating and fucking a lot more too. At least she's not into those unhealthy 900 calorie a day, exercise 2 hours a day Hollywood diets that a lot of anorexic looking celebrities are on. Those fucking diets fucks up thier immune and reproductive systems. That's why you see many of them get fertility treatments later in their careers. All they need to do is to come to San Antonio, get on the Mexican diet, fuck, and I guarantee they shit out a kid 9 months later.

[Ginobilly]

That's considered fat? WOW!

That's considered anorexic in San Antonio.:lol

[rolleyes]

God DAMN she is looking fat.


:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[fraga]

That's considered anorexic in San Antonio.:lol

Yeah no sh!t...she is no where close to fat...she still looks hot...but for god sake...lose the mom jeans...WTF...

[Dark Gable]

I like where she's headed. I like 'em nice and round!!

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[JoeChalupa]

She sure knows how to work a mic.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/jessicasucks.jpg

[1Parker1]

Her outfit is very, VERY unflattering. She's by no mean's fat though. She's probably a size 8....which is considered average for a woman! People are HARSH.

She's "fat" by celebrity standards. But if you saw her as an everyday girl walking down the street, you wouldn't call her fat...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Slight?

[BlackSwordsMan]

I was only checking out her tits not her outfit

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

She's probably a size 8....which is considered average for a woman! People are HARSH.

Maybe 20 years ago the average dress size was an 8. Now it's closer to 12 or 14.

And of course people are going to be harsh on a celebrity who's only a celebrity because of the way she looked.

[Kori Ellis]

She's definitely gained a little bit of weight, but that outfit makes it look much worse than it is.

:vomit: @ her jeans

[Kori Ellis]

your fellow citizens are jumping out of windows to escape death by smoke inhalation and yall are writing about jessica simpson's jeans?

shame on all of you

shame
shame
shame

My bad. Maybe someone can use Jessica's jeans to help put out that fire.

[Twisted_Dawg]

your fellow citizens are jumping out of windows to escape death by smoke inhalation and yall are writing about jessica simpson's jeans?

shame on all of you

shame
shame
shame


My bad. Maybe someone can use Jessica's jeans to help put out that fire.


.....Better yet, use the jeans as a parachute.

[mogrovejo]

What's wrong with her jeans? Everyone is using them now.

[InRareForm]

seems like her outfit worked, got her some press.

any press is good press for celebs.

[baseline bum]

Ain't no jeans that are gonna make that ass look good. She's got everything else, but is majorly lacking in booty.

[boutons_]

flabby, shapeless arms of a 50-year-old.

she's put on a LOT of weight.

It's the fatties here trying to give her a pass as "normal". :lol

[monosylab1k]

She must be pretty desperate to stay in the spotlight. Tony Romo and the country remake didn't work, so getting (relatively) fat was her best option?

[monosylab1k]

she's put on a LOT of weight.

i wouldn't say she's fat, but she's definitely put on a lot. Look at a pic of her from Dukes of Hazzard and look at those pics, and you can see that it's a huge difference.

[monosylab1k]

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/d/dukes-sv-041209/flip10.jpg
http://www.hotgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jessica_simpson_fat1.jpg
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/343/56/jessicasimpson-7.0.0.0x0.450x675.jpeg

nothing "slight" about that.

[50Bestspurever]

Oh she is fat alright. So is half of this country. But the beautiful thing about Jessica is, she will hire a trainer and get back to looking damn fine. It is just a matter of time.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

If she's not preggo, then she needs to fire her stylist.

http://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/jessica_simpson2.jpg

[boutons_]

end of thread, she's fat

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Oh she is fat alright. So is half of this country. But the beautiful thing about Jessica is, she will hire a trainer and get back to looking damn fine. It is just a matter of time.

hook her up with a few cones....and the fat will disappear.....

[JudynTX]

I think we all agree that the jeans are fugly.

[Twisted_Dawg]

That's considered fat? WOW!

No.......just a slight weight gain.


If Romo doesn't mind, who cares?

Romo's head must be spinning these days. His career is on the rocks, team mates are calling him out, Aikman criticized him and now his hot girlfriend is balloning up.


That's considered anorexic in San Antonio.:lol

Even by San Antonio standards she is "borderline chunky", not chunky, just borderline.


If she's not preggo, then she needs to fire her stylist.

http://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/jessica_simpson2.jpg

Damn, that is a hideous picture you posted.

[IronMexican]

If she's not preggo, then she needs to fire her stylist.

http://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/jessica_simpson2.jpg

Damn, those titties look even bigger

[I Love Me Some Me]

Those Z. Cavaricchi's are badass.

[TDMVPDPOY]

she should get into porn...seriously.....

[I. Hustle]

Those Z. Cavaricchi's are badass.

LOL
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa57/SecretagentHerbert/old-school_large-1.jpg

[I. Hustle]

I would still put my penis in her mouth given the chance.

[Smart Ass]

I would still put my penis in her mouth given the chance.

That's a chance any man would take.

[mrsmaalox]

I think any female will forgive a few pounds here or there, but damn, those outfits are unforgiveable!!

[CuckingFunt]

She probably looks perfectly normal walking down the street, since the clothes and camera angles are likely making her look bigger than she really is, but there's no doubt she's put on a considerable amount of weight. She's not big, but she's bigger than she was.

[Richard Cranium]

She don't look bad. It isn't time to break out the mumu yet.

[DarkReign]

Ridiculous. Looks like a woman to me.

[leemajors]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

goodbye horses

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'd like any of you homos to put on an outfit like that, put a camera on the ground and take a shot up at yourself like those of her, and put it in this thread and see how good you look.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/343/56/jessicasimpson-7.0.0.0x0.450x675.jpeg

nothing "slight" about that.


I'd like any of you homos to put on an outfit like that, put a camera on the ground and take a shot up at yourself like those of her, and put it in this thread and see how good you look.

The camera was not "on the ground" for this shot

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

The camera was not "on the ground" for this shot
Good point.




Oh well....I tried.





I guess you're on your own, Sarah Jessica Parker...or whatever your name is.

[Trainwreck2100]

Good point.




Oh well....I tried.





I guess you're on your own, Sarah Jessica Parker...or whatever your name is.

I'm fat, but Im not a woman whose career is predicated on my nonfatness, so I'm good

[Twisted_Dawg]

Little sister Ashley is weighing in on Jessica's new physique....

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-

[JoeChalupa]

I think she looks fine and her hooters are still huge so I don't care. Bu I do wonder if they paid her in chili?

[1Parker1]

^:lol That's wrong...

[S_A_Longhorn]

She got fat. End of story. Those jeans, top, and two belts are not a "size 2". Not even her boobs could fit into a size 2.

[ploto]

I think she looks like she gained about 30 pounds and went from a size 2 to a size 8. Still not fat but obviously very noticeable because she was so thin at one point. She also is short and has big boobs which makes it even more noticeable that she gained weight.

[caribbean_spur]

Wow she did gained a lot of weight. Not overly fat, like we'd say at home, she has embonpoint :lol. But for the love of God she needs to get a new designer, stylist whatever it takes to help her dress!

[MANGINA]

She is still hot and can carry it well if she finds the right designer or suddenly evolves common sense.

[katyon6th]

At least the Proactiv still seems to be working for her.

[samikeyp]

I think she looks fine and her hooters are still huge so I don't care. Bu I do wonder if they paid her in chili?

:lol

:tu

[dickface]

Little sister Ashley is weighing in on Jessica's new physique....

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-

the last thing we need is her stupid cunt of a little sister trying to wave an American flag in defense of Jessica's fat ass.

[MrChug]

she's preggers

Yah, I'd THINK she is but she's not because if Tony Romo tried to load her up the shot would proably be intercepted.

[MrChug]

Little sister Ashley is weighing in on Jessica's new physique....

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.eonline.com/81130-

They must have taken the extra nosemeat cut off of Ashley's face and put it on Jessica...wait, that would still leave 10 pounds of ex-Ashley-nose.

Jessica now getting to hottness... lol

[2Blonde]

flabby, shapeless arms of a 50-year-old.

she's put on a LOT of weight.

It's the fatties here trying to give her a pass as "normal". :lol

I'm giving her a pass & I am not a fattie. I saw something yesterday that said she went down to a size 2 for "The Dukes of Hazards" and now she's a size 8. The average woman today is a size 14. That hardly makes her a fattie. She just chose a very unflattering style of clothing to wear tight. She still looks great.


I think any female will forgive a few pounds here or there, but damn, those outfits are unforgiveable!!
AGREED:toast

[JoeChalupa]

As a man....I forgive her.

[ShoogarBear]

Just more proof of Halle's goddessness.

[JoeChalupa]

Just more proof of Halle's goddessness.

I've even noticed she's lost some of her "hotness" in my eyes but that could be 'cause I watched an old movie she was in with Eddie Murphy and she looked so damn hot.

[DisAsTerBot]

I'm giving her a pass & I am not a fattie. I saw something yesterday that said she went down to a size 2 for "The Dukes of Hazards" and now she's a size 8. The average woman today is a size 14. That hardly makes her a fattie. She just chose a very unflattering style of clothing to wear tight. She still looks great.


AGREED:toast


With an average like that, who is????? :rolleyes

[dickface]

The average woman today is a size 14.

That doesn't make Jessica Simpson any less fat. That just means the average woman is fat too. Fatter, actually.

[TDMVPDPOY]

since shes balooned out to that, does that mean she going to appear on some bonzo pornz big tits and ass.....

[MrChug]

That doesn't make Jessica Simpson any less fat. That just means the average woman is fat too. Fatter, actually.

I have to give that some credence 2B...

To quote "Knocked Up"

"Not that u not hot...I would TEAR THAT ASS UP", but I think if someone has been identified as a super-fk-dream, there should be a standard. If Clooney/Pitt/Jude Law, or whoever you girls wanna bounce on looks like Will Ferrell next year, you'd shit yourself. There's nothing wrong with a few extra jiggles in your ass...(in my opinion 'mmmmmm'), but it goes both ways dudette. ;)

[NameDropper]

Jessica breaks her silence. (http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/01/70246/index.html)

Taking the concert stage for the first time since the controversy over her curves erupted, Jessica Simpson opened up to her fans Thursday night.

"Thank you for your support," she told a Charlottesville, VA, crowd at the end of her set, says People.com. "Stay positive, and pray out loud! I love you guys, good night."

People.com says the buxom blonde crooner -- opening for Rascal Flatts -- sported tight, black leather pants and a V-neck T-shirt.

"Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder," Jessica also told the crowd, according to People.com. "So just appreciate."

"I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless," she added.

Good for her. But if you make a decent living shaking that ass you should be prepared for your ass to be scrutinized even if you are more famous for your hooters.