Would trading some Spurstalk members help the Spurs?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I was just contemplating this idea as I was reading all the highly entertaining trade ideas put forth by some forum posters. There appear to be hundreds of Spurstalk members (dozens at least) who keep proposing trades of Manu or Parker...or who continually offer up Vaughn, Bonner and Finley for guys like Chris Bosh...or guys who want DRob to re-enlist...etc., etc. I'm not sure where all these geniuses keep coming from. Someone told me once that it's a rare blessing to encounter a truly wise man, but dumb tends to run in packs.

But I digress.....




I've run the numbers through RealGM, and I believe that if we move these Spurstalk members to the Maloofs, I think there is a realistic possibility of getting Brad Miller back in return.

I think I've convinced the Maloofs that having these idiots in their casino, that there's a very good likelihood that other idiots will soon follow. With the economy in it's current state, there is nothing that the Maloofs would enjoy more than witless fools running wild, losing money in their establishment. Not only will the Maloofs recover some caproom by freeing themselves of Brad Miller's salary, but I estimate that that revenues at the Palms should increase by 20 to 30% in the first year alone.

Under this scenario, the Maloofs win, the Kings win, and the Spurs win...but most importantly myself and Spurstalk wins.

Trade accepted.



:cooldevil

[rayray2k8]

Im all for this!! lol
Names?

[completely deck]

SequSpur for bandwidth

[manufor3]

sequ and mouse for brad miller? sounds like a plan

[FromWayDowntown]

Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. I hope you'll stop in and see me at KingsTalk or KingsReport or KingsCentral or whatever. I'll miss you all.

Upside, though -- I can break out my vast repertoire of Beno observations and wise cracks again.

[tp2021]

GW for some conditional picks?

[CubanMustGo]

Here's a candidate:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3061949&postcount=1

[Solid D]

The Goof to Maloof Plan. I like it.

(They breed like rabbits, though, so it may be short-lived.)

[MoSpur]

:lmao at this thread

[it's me]

Definitely… I’m a free agent.

[rayray2k8]

How about all the noob spurs fans with less than 100 post, who come up with these brilliant GM trades for a box of crayons and a roll or toilet paper.
So that way, future noob GM's can write out their
brilliant trade ideas and write them on toilet paper...
Then we wipe our asses with them and rub it in their faces. :vomit: :lol

[rayray2k8]

Ha! That's nothing..
Try and top this one..
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115449

[it's me]

Ha! That's nothing..
Try and top this one..
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115449

:lmao:lmao

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. I hope you'll stop in and see me at KingsTalk or KingsReport or KingsCentral or whatever. I'll miss you all.

Upside, though -- I can break out my vast repertoire of Beno observations and wise cracks again.

FWD, you're not going anywhere unless we're guaranteed Dwight Howard or Chris Paul in return...and I'd have to really think about whether either of those offers would be worth it.

You're a franchise player, whether your humility lets you admit it or not.






Now get back out there and post, white boy...post!

[EricB]

this thread is chock full of win

[NFGIII]

:lmao Great topic and funny thread! Good way to diffuse some of the insanity going on around here.

[Kori Ellis]

Woah. I would love to make this list. :lol I don't even want any members from another forum in return. I'll just take cash and picks.

[DAF86]

sequ and mouse for brad miller? sounds like a plan

mouse I have no problem with but Sequ is the heart and soul of Spurstalk, nobody does so much in so few posts per day.

[MoSpur]

Chopper, great post man!

[tp2021]

Woah. I would love to make this list. :lol I don't even want any members from another forum in return. I'll just take cash and picks.

And sporks to be named later?

[I Love Me Some Me]

Woah. I would love to make this list. :lol I don't even want any members from another forum in return. I'll just take cash and picks.

What about Dusty Garza's expiring contract?

[SpursFanFirst]

Woah. I would love to make this list. :lol I don't even want any members from another forum in return. I'll just take cash and picks.

:rollin Nice!

[temujin]

There should be a contest about the "best" trade idea.

My pick goes to the poster pushing for "Parker for Collison".

[temujin]

Ha! That's nothing..
Try and top this one..
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115449

So, we are set.
Bobcats did beat the Lakers.....

[MoSpur]

At least the V. Span threads have stopped.

[Hemotivo]

Ha! That's nothing..
Try and top this one..
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115449

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I think it's time that we get realistic about things and honestly think about rebuilding here. There's a lot of past its prime talent around here that could be moved out while they've still got marquee value at least. Spurstalk is never going to be the best when its relying on people who can't game blog or chat during the west coast games because they tip off past their bed time.

[SpursPreacher]

Can we get a center and tacos in exchange for them ?

[Yorae]

Sporkiller as human sacrifice.......oh shit he's not even human....jerk....

[diego]

sequ and mouse for brad miller? sounds like a plan

it's better to give them 100 other trolls and let mouse do his 100, his are actually amusing!

[El Jefe]

Whoever Spurstalk decides upon, I volunteer to help them pack and give them a lift to the airport.

[DPG21920]

It is hard to trade Sequ because his contract is so outrageous compared to what he offers.

[Alex Jones]

Tpark for Charles Barkley

There both fat stupid and can't make a free throw.

Chump for DizzG

At least DizzG knows NASA never landed on the moon and WTC7 came down due to explosives.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

:lol Sounds like a plan. Any thread that mentions those Maloof brothers in passing makes me laugh anyway.

http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/maloof.jpg

[caribbean_spur]

I was just contemplating this idea as I was reading all the highly entertaining trade ideas put forth by some forum posters. There appear to be hundreds of Spurstalk members (dozens at least) who keep proposing trades of Manu or Parker...or who continually offer up Vaughn, Bonner and Finley for guys like Chris Bosh...or guys who want DRob to re-enlist...etc., etc. I'm not sure where all these geniuses keep coming from. Someone told me once that it's a rare blessing to encounter a truly wise man, but dumb tends to run in packs.

But I digress.....




I've run the numbers through RealGM, and I believe that if we move these Spurstalk members to the Maloofs, I think there is a realistic possibility of getting Brad Miller back in return.

I think I've convinced the Maloofs that having these idiots in their casino, that there's a very good likelihood that other idiots will soon follow. With the economy in it's current state, there is nothing that the Maloofs would enjoy more than witless fools running wild, losing money in their establishment. Not only will the Maloofs recover some caproom by freeing themselves of Brad Miller's salary, but I estimate that that revenues at the Palms should increase by 20 to 30% in the first year alone.

Under this scenario, the Maloofs win, the Kings win, and the Spurs win...but most importantly myself and Spurstalk wins.

Trade accepted.



:cooldevil

Great! :lol

[Walton Buys Off Me]

I'd trade myself for Pop's snakeskin cowboy boots.

Happy birthday CIA!

[koriwhat]

sequ, mouse, kbp, and sporkkiller. i'll even take beno back for all those scrubs.

[lurker23]

This thread is the best idea I've heard yet. :tu

[Manu-of-steel]

sequ, mouse, kbp, and sporkkiller. i'll even take beno back from all those scrubs.

:toast

[ClingingMars]

mouse, KBP, and Spork Killer for Brad Miller. Make it happen Kori! We can have our own version of the Gasol trade!

-Mars

[samikeyp]

I'll retire before I accept a trade! :nope

:lol

[anakha]

I'll retire before I accept a trade! :nope

:lol

Don't you have a Devean George-like veto clause?

[ehz33satx]

sequ and mouse for brad miller? sounds like a plan

Stack sequ and mouse atop each other and combined they will reach Brad Miller's belly button.

[ehz33satx]

Or stack sequ and mouse atop each other and you will have.......a steaming pile of shit.

[ehz33satx]

Or stack sequ and mouse atop each other and you will have........a 4 feet high pile of wasted sperm.

[ehz33satx]

Anyways, I am off to go watch some disney channel! :lol later gators!

[Biggems]

I dont know if I should be honored or offended that my name didn't get mentioned in the trade discussion.........either I am Kevin Willis, seldom utilized (I am not a volume poster to say the least), but a solid contributor.....or I am the Jacques Vaughn of posters (horrible contributions and absolutely no value whatsoever).

[MavTalker]

sequ, mouse, kbp, and sporkkiller. i'll even take beno back for all those scrubs.


Mouse stopped teasing you about your skinny white Lance Armstrong legs and this is the thanks he gets?

[Trainwreck2100]

I can't wait for the trade deadline.

[koriwhat]

Mouse stopped teasing you about your skinny white Lance Armstrong legs and this is the thanks he gets?

oh no mouse #40000.... how many screennames do you have now?

anyhow... mouse can go suck a dick and so can you.

ps: i like my skinny pale legs. doesn't hinder my ability to pick up hot ass bitches, then again they all turn out to be complete psychos, but hey they are fuckin' hot!

[mouse]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are entitled to trade.

[half a man]

ps: i like my skinny pale legs. doesn't hinder my ability to pick up hot ass bitches, but hey they are fuckin' hot!

No thanks I don't roll like that.

[Tonto]

pale face trade mouse
bring shame to ST
tonto not proud

[SpursGirl21]

Can you guys post some pics before we decide on the trades? :)

[Re-Animator]

Whottt and Ducks for another Duncan228

[timvp]

Good thinking, EHJ. We should install something that sends an electronic shock each time someone posts a dumb trade idea. Apparently common sense alone isn't working.

Part of the beauty of SPAM is that it's after the trade deadline and those Manu for Cotton Camby and Vaughn for Dwight Howard threads will be retired for the rest of the season . . .

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I was just contemplating this idea as I was reading all the highly entertaining trade ideas put forth by some forum posters. There appear to be hundreds of Spurstalk members (dozens at least) who keep proposing trades of Manu or Parker...or who continually offer up Vaughn, Bonner and Finley for guys like Chris Bosh...or guys who want DRob to re-enlist...etc., etc. I'm not sure where all these geniuses keep coming from. Someone told me once that it's a rare blessing to encounter a truly wise man, but dumb tends to run in packs.

But I digress.....

I've run the numbers through RealGM, and I believe that if we move these Spurstalk members to the Maloofs, I think there is a realistic possibility of getting Brad Miller back in return.

I think I've convinced the Maloofs that having these idiots in their casino, that there's a very good likelihood that other idiots will soon follow. With the economy in it's current state, there is nothing that the Maloofs would enjoy more than witless fools running wild, losing money in their establishment. Not only will the Maloofs recover some caproom by freeing themselves of Brad Miller's salary, but I estimate that that revenues at the Palms should increase by 20 to 30% in the first year alone.

Under this scenario, the Maloofs win, the Kings win, and the Spurs win...but most importantly myself and Spurstalk wins.

Trade accepted.



:cooldevil

:lmao :lmao :lmao

I will say though that, not to my credit, I am quite enjoying ripping the moronic ideas to shreads... :devil


sequ and mouse for brad miller? sounds like a plan


Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. I hope you'll stop in and see me at KingsTalk or KingsReport or KingsCentral or whatever. I'll miss you all.

Upside, though -- I can break out my vast repertoire of Beno observations and wise cracks again.


GW for some conditional picks?


The Goof to Maloof Plan. I like it.

(They breed like rabbits, though, so it may be short-lived.)


Woah. I would love to make this list. :lol I don't even want any members from another forum in return. I'll just take cash and picks.


What about Dusty Garza's expiring contract?


There should be a contest about the "best" trade idea.

My pick goes to the poster pushing for "Parker for Collison".

Quality! The first page of this thread alone is an instant classic that almost makes up for the stupidity that caused its creation! :lol

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are entitled to trade.

:lol

...and what a brilliant riposte! Touche, muthafuckers! :lmao

[duncan228]

"thank you mouse"

:toast

[temujin]

I am generous and can consider moving to the Knicks.

Spurs will get David Lee and a first round pick,

I will get $10 millions to sit around, talk and give advice to the FO.
Classic.

[wijayas]

I was just contemplating this idea as I was reading all the highly entertaining trade ideas put forth by some forum posters. There appear to be hundreds of Spurstalk members (dozens at least) who keep proposing trades of Manu or Parker...or who continually offer up Vaughn, Bonner and Finley for guys like Chris Bosh...or guys who want DRob to re-enlist...etc., etc. I'm not sure where all these geniuses keep coming from. Someone told me once that it's a rare blessing to encounter a truly wise man, but dumb tends to run in packs.

But I digress.....

I've run the numbers through RealGM, and I believe that if we move these Spurstalk members to the Maloofs, I think there is a realistic possibility of getting Brad Miller back in return.

I think I've convinced the Maloofs that having these idiots in their casino, that there's a very good likelihood that other idiots will soon follow. With the economy in it's current state, there is nothing that the Maloofs would enjoy more than witless fools running wild, losing money in their establishment. Not only will the Maloofs recover some caproom by freeing themselves of Brad Miller's salary, but I estimate that that revenues at the Palms should increase by 20 to 30% in the first year alone.

Under this scenario, the Maloofs win, the Kings win, and the Spurs win...but most importantly myself and Spurstalk wins.

Trade accepted.

:cooldevil

Original Post! :lmao :lmao :lmao

How about lefty for Brad Miller? :lol

duncan228 is untouchable! :toast

[Slomo]

Brilliant idea EHJ!

Unfortunately for the other posters I have checked Mouse's and Sequ's contracts and they have "no trade" clauses in them.

[MiamiHeat.]

Quality! The first page of this thread alone is an instant classic that almost makes up for the stupidity that caused its creation! :lol


You said you was an Atheist!

[wijayas]

Brilliant idea EHJ!

Unfortunately for the other posters I have checked Mouse's and Sequ's contracts and they have "no trade" clauses in them.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

EHJ's idea is brilliant. The comments from ST members are just as hilarious! Props to the best sports forum in the whole wide world! :toast :toast :toast

[ShoogarBear]

mouse FTW.

[samikeyp]

Don't you have a Devean George-like veto clause?

:lol Yes! Good point.

I think you need to be my agent! :toast

[TDMVPDPOY]

on realgm there is only around 10 active spurs posters and im one of them including Harlemheat who banned himself from there in exile to come here.......

we still need more chicks with big hooters on this site....

[ElNono]

http://i42.tinypic.com/fkyzk2.png

[samikeyp]

:lmao

[Agloco]

How about all the noob spurs fans with less than 100 post, who come up with these brilliant GM trades for a box of crayons and a roll or toilet paper.
So that way, future noob GM's can write out their
brilliant trade ideas and write them on toilet paper...
Then we wipe our asses with them and rub it in their faces. :vomit: :lol

Sometimes people with 10 grand+ posts have some pretty silly things to say as well.

I've gotta laugh at how people equate # of posts to basketball IQ.

How about Sequ and Splitters contract for a new set of motion-activated toilets at the SBC center. That's about as even as it gets. That's if the Maloofs wanna part with their toilets of course.

[Sportcamper]

Lakers get Cosmic, Travis & Hal…Spurs get Sasha…Good Trade?

[m33p0]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are entitled to trade.
winner!:lol:lmao
mouse on a contract year!
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/specialengagements/afewgoodmenjacktruth.JPG

[urunobili]

winner!:lol:lmao
mouse on a contract year!
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/specialengagements/afewgoodmenjacktruth.JPG

:lmao :rollin:lmao:rollin:lmao:rollin

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://i42.tinypic.com/fkyzk2.png

i dont think kingstalk....can handle 5 of these posters.....

[ClingingMars]

http://i42.tinypic.com/fkyzk2.png

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

whott is JV!

[benefactor]

http://i42.tinypic.com/fkyzk2.png
Classic...

[lefty]

Original Post! :lmao :lmao :lmao

How about lefty for Brad Miller? :lol

duncan228 is untouchable! :toast


Hey !!!:bang

No, wait, Brad Miller is actually good and he pissed off Shaq once; that means I have a good value :king

[lefty]

By the way, great thread EHJ :tu


Too bad we can't trade Tlong, he is too old

[m33p0]

What's up with Ian Mihinmi?
out for the rest of the year. ankle is worse than previously thought.

[benefactor]

Are we all in agreement that any poster that suggests we bring back Horry or trade for Diop or Camby is demanding themselves to be traded? I just need a little clarification so I can know what contracts to add for fillers.

[caribbean_spur]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are entitled to trade.

Jessep for the win! :lmao

[lefty]

What's up with Ian Mihinmi?

He's a ST member too?

[vander]

what's with all the mouse and sequ hate, those guys bring loads of personalty and comedy to this forum, its posters like that that Set ST apart from other forums.

I'd rather shop the CoM around and take whatever we can get

[Agloco]

Listen up SpursTalk, the truth is we live in a world that has websites these forums need to be visited by Trolls. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ed Helicopter Jones? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those who get banned, and curse the Trolls, you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that trading Scola, while tragic, probably saved Manu's job, and that my existence on these boards while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forums. You don't want the truth because deep down in chat rooms you don't talk about at GTGs you want me in that topic, you need me in that forum. We use words like WTF.LOL, and STFU, We use theses as the backbone of a life trying to post online. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who reads and quotes under the relax moderation of the very freedom Kori provides and then questions the manner in which I Troll these forums. I would rather you just said "thank you mouse," and went on your cyber way. Otherwise, I suggest that you unplug your laptop and get a real job. Either way, I don't give a damn what you folks here at Spurstalk think you are entitled to trade.

Gotta hand it to Mouse.

That was some original shit right there..... We can't handle the truth apparently.

[ClingingMars]

Are we all in agreement that any poster that suggests we bring back Horry or trade for Diop or Camby is demanding themselves to be traded? I just need a little clarification so I can know what contracts to add for fillers.

:(

but...but...7 rings...

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

The trade list is being compiled.







Check.

[caribbean_spur]

The trade list is being compiled.







Check.

:lmao


I have been following your check marks :rollin I can barely contain my laughs and I am at work. Man you made my day with this thread!

[benefactor]

The trade list is being compiled.







Check.
Excellent. If today's events on ST say anything, I think your list will be quite long when you are done

[Laker Lanny]

I see 4 posters in this topic i would trade but I can't say or i may get banned again?

[GoGatos.]

Can someone post a list of ST posters?

[rolled up $20]

What about Dusty Garza's expiring contract?

That dude is money!

[TDMVPDPOY]

theres at least 2 posters who fail the fitness test....

[Solid D]

pale face trade mouse
bring shame to ST
tonto not proud

Tonto, if he traded you without "Reservation" would you go?

[Slomo]

Can someone post a list of ST posters?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/memberlist.php

[koriwhat]

i forgot about tlong... send his ass out of here!

[SequSpur]

what's with all the mouse and sequ hate, those guys bring loads of personalty and comedy to this forum, its posters like that that Set ST apart from other forums.

I'd rather shop the CoM around and take whatever we can get

it's all good, this world is full of dicks, so I don't mind the banter...

But I appreciate the take... Go Spurs.

[MavTalker]

I hear Avery Johnson's available! :lmao

[DAF86]

what's with all the mouse and sequ hate, those guys bring loads of personalty and comedy to this forum, its posters like that that Set ST apart from other forums.

I'd rather shop the CoM around and take whatever we can get

This place would look like a ghost town.

[m33p0]

I see 4 posters in this topic i would trade but I can't say or i may get banned again?
waive this guy.