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The_Worlds_finest
01-31-2009, 04:33 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Photo-Kobe-Bryant-s-worst-nightmare;_ylt=AkZYSYiKNYdkebpZAOUPEQW8vLYF?urn=nb a,137895


Talk to me about a private failure that wasn't in the headlines, the thing that just keeps you up at night. Something people can relate to. Not necessarily a public thing, but a thing you twist and turn over.
Kobe Bryant: [Long pause] Dog [poop]? Like, I hate dog [poop]. I have a dog and I do not clean the crap outside. It's a phobia. It drives me crazy. You wake up in the morning and you think, Damn, this big ol' German shepherd probably just took a crap outside in the yard, and I gotta wake up and go pick it up. That is something that keeps me tossin' and turnin'. Does that qualify?

Guess, but that's not so bad. That's just dog [poop].
Kobe Bryant: I hate dog [poop]. I. HATE. DOG [POOP].

You're a neat freak!
Kobe Bryant: Not necessarily. I just don't like dog [poop]. But the thing that really keeps you up at night all the time, my wife as well, is our kids. It's always you thinking, Are you raising 'em the right way? How are they doing?




Kobe is lying his worst fear and what keeps him up at night is Timmy and the gang getting more Championships while he doesnt. :flag: :lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2::flag::flag::lobt2:

Banzai
01-31-2009, 04:48 PM
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xtremesteven33
01-31-2009, 04:49 PM
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:worthy:

Bob Lanier
01-31-2009, 05:31 PM
But he's willing to rape someone who willingly offered vaginal sex to get into a human being's poopchute.

Interesting.

DrHouse
01-31-2009, 05:43 PM
Damn Spur and Sun are on a role with these pathetic horrible threads.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-31-2009, 07:01 PM
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j-money24
01-31-2009, 07:45 PM
yah thats why kobe been owning tim funcan in the playoffs..
kobe 4 funcan 2

timvp
01-31-2009, 07:49 PM
But he's willing to rape someone who willingly offered vaginal sex to get into a human being's poopchute.

Interesting.
I didn't laugh. Kobe rules.

ClingingMars
01-31-2009, 07:53 PM
yah thats why kobe been owning tim funcan in the playoffs..
kobe 4 funcan 2

duncan 4 rings

kobe 3 rings

:sleep

j-money24
01-31-2009, 07:57 PM
duncan 4 rings

kobe 3 rings

:sleep

i wasn't talking about who has more rings retard.
i was saying kobe>duncan when they play eachother.

:sleep

j-money24
01-31-2009, 07:58 PM
But he's willing to rape someone who willingly offered vaginal sex to get into a human being's poopchute.

Interesting.

your a funny guy, congratz!
:sleep

ClingingMars
01-31-2009, 07:59 PM
i wasn't talking about who has more rings retard.
i was saying kobe>duncan when they play eachother.

:sleep

oh really? do they ever match up against each other? 'cause PFs guard SGs all the time.

Cry Havoc
01-31-2009, 08:03 PM
Damn Spur and Sun are on a role with these pathetic horrible threads.

Pot? Hi. I need to talk to you. It's about Kettle. He's been calling all morning... he's saying that it's important, and that it concerns your present hue.....

DUNCANownsKOBE2
01-31-2009, 08:14 PM
Pot? Hi. I need to talk to you. It's about Kettle. He's been calling all morning... he's saying that it's important, and that it concerns your present hue.....

:lmao