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stretch
02-04-2009, 09:50 PM
okay, what the fuck
i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.
does anyone know people like this, and why they are so fucking strange?
:downspin:
FreeMason
02-04-2009, 10:07 PM
You should probably stay off their crotches when they are performing said acts.
Mr.Bottomtooth
02-04-2009, 10:09 PM
:lmao wtf
Slydragon
02-04-2009, 10:17 PM
Ignignokt
jaffies
02-04-2009, 10:17 PM
I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
Blow a load in my pants!
dirk4mvp
02-04-2009, 10:21 PM
I wouldn't be starting that fitness thing with people like that.
Frenzy
02-04-2009, 10:31 PM
I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
Blow a load in my pants!
original is better :wakeup
IronMexican
02-04-2009, 11:16 PM
Tweakers.
manustarting2gd
02-04-2009, 11:35 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7734176173507622519
Perfect for this thread. SNL JIZZ IN MY PANTS
PakiDan
02-05-2009, 02:43 AM
I ate a grape and.... jizzed in my pants.
manufor3
02-05-2009, 09:55 AM
when bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
stretch
02-05-2009, 12:37 PM
none of you offered any posts of relevance to the original topic at hand
beefanus will jizz on all your faces tonight because hes a fag and you guys are too
Blake
02-05-2009, 12:41 PM
none of you offered any posts of relevance to the original topic at hand
beefanus will jizz on all your faces tonight because hes a fag and you guys are too
this whole thread is faggy
wtf are you doing hanging around with friends that blow loads in their pants
freak
stretch
02-05-2009, 12:43 PM
this whole thread is faggy
wtf are you doing hanging around with friends that blow loads in their pants
freak
your name is faggy
why the fuck would anyone hang with a guy with a douchey name like blake
fag
mrsmaalox
02-05-2009, 12:47 PM
okay, what the fuck
i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.
does anyone know people like this, and why they are so fucking strange?
:downspin:
I don't have a clue why they are so fucking strange; but then I would never publicly admit that I know, let alone am friends with, people like that!
Blake
02-05-2009, 12:54 PM
why the fuck would anyone hang with a guy with a douchey name like blake
pfft. if someone doesn't want to hang with me because of my name then I definitely don't want them around.
you hang with guys that blow loads in their pants.
yeah, you're real normal, freak.
dirk4mvp
02-05-2009, 12:54 PM
none of you offered any posts of relevance to the original topic at hand
beefanus will jizz on all your faces tonight because hes a fag and you guys are too
I did.
Fag.
stretch
02-05-2009, 01:19 PM
LMAO blake
Blake
02-05-2009, 01:27 PM
LMAO blake
:lol
what a freak
JudynTX
02-05-2009, 03:28 PM
okay, what the fuck
i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.
does anyone know people like this, and why they are so fucking strange?
:downspin:
I wonder what those friends say about you?
Blake
02-05-2009, 03:33 PM
I wonder what those friends say about you?
why is stretch looking at my pants
tlongII
02-05-2009, 03:34 PM
Do they continue to wear said pants after blowing said loads?
PakiDan
02-05-2009, 03:48 PM
okay, what the fuck
i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.
does anyone know people like this, and why they are so fucking strange?
:downspin:
Having ONE friend that blows in there pants is weird... having two establishes a deviant pattern. Are you the one guy one cup guy?
jack sommerset
02-05-2009, 05:29 PM
I went to Taco Bueno the other day. After I ordered food I went into the Bathroom to pee. I thought it was odd the toliet had no walls around it. It had a urinal to. I was peeing in the urinal and this Mexican walks in,pulls his pants off and takes a shit right there in front of me. I left pretty quick and relized the door had a lock on it, I should have locked the door but man that was weird
Ignignokt
02-05-2009, 07:20 PM
Ignignokt
He's weird because he likes women over the age of 18 probably.
Spur-Addict
02-05-2009, 09:36 PM
He's weird because he likes women over the age of 18 probably.
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ATRAIN
02-13-2009, 09:37 AM
Good thing stretch is there to help clean up the blown loads! Stretch you really are a little fag arent you?
stretch
02-13-2009, 10:01 AM
lol, obsessed
ATRAIN
02-13-2009, 10:04 AM
lol, obsessed
lol whore girlfriend
lol workout business
lol fag with friends who blow their loads
lol college boy
RandomGuy
02-13-2009, 11:47 AM
I don't have a clue why they are so fucking strange; but then I would never publicly admit that I know, let alone am friends with, people like that!
I have always wondered why you don't talk about your real-life friends much in the forum.
I guess now we know why. :p:
stretch
02-13-2009, 01:16 PM
lol i lick balls
lol i like to work men over
lol i like to blow loads into my dude friends
lol i like college boys
ATRAIN
02-13-2009, 01:18 PM
weak stretch weak
smeagol
02-13-2009, 01:33 PM
Stretch, I call BS
ATRAIN
02-16-2009, 09:19 AM
lol fag
stretch
02-16-2009, 09:38 AM
Stretch, I call BS
me too
Leetonidas
02-16-2009, 10:47 AM
lol fag with friends who blow their loads
Okay, I know what you were trying to imply, but that was just hilarious. :lmao
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