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gay abc
03-04-2005, 02:14 PM
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
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"I outlived the bitches."

:lmao
blackbucket
03-04-2005, 04:04 PM
Muthafuckas, all of them!
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sbsquared
03-04-2005, 04:06 PM
I have to admit - that was pretty funny!! :lol
bigzak25
03-04-2005, 04:14 PM
as religious as my grandma is, there are some old ladies she won't ever drop grudges against for whatever reason....funny stuff....
Flea
03-04-2005, 05:32 PM
:lmao


Now that one is worth passing on via e-mail.
xrayzebra
03-04-2005, 05:35 PM
:lmao


Now that one is worth passing on via e-mail.

It was some time ago.
Flea
03-04-2005, 05:38 PM
I must have missed it or deleted before reading. I get bombarded with tons of jokes.
Smackie Chan
03-04-2005, 05:41 PM
What does a Gay horse eat?
gay abc
03-04-2005, 05:54 PM
What does a Gay horse eat?


HAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!
Smackie Chan
03-04-2005, 05:57 PM
Two firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.

The fire chief walks in and says "What the hell is going on in here?!"

The Firefighter says "well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation."

The Chief says "why didn''t you give him mouth to mouth"

The Firefighter says "How do you think this shit got started? :lmao
gay abc
03-04-2005, 06:13 PM
Two firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.

The fire chief walks in and says "What the hell is going on in here?!"

The Firefighter says "well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation."

The Chief says "why didn''t you give him mouth to mouth"

The Firefighter says "How do you think this shit got started? :lmao


LOL!!! good one mouse

sounds like gay porn to me

:lol