Jessica Simpson on stage meltdown

[lefty]

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Jessica Simpson Struggles Through Concert

Just when we thought we were in the clear, having managed to make it through this week almost entirely Jessica Simpson-free, she had to go have a mini breakdown during her opening set for Rascal Flatts in Grand Rapids, Mich.

According to the Grand Rapids Press, she kicked off the whole mess by lamenting how much she missed Tony Romo right after the opening song. "I'm so excited, I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow," she informed the crowd. Tony came up again later when she dedicated "You're My Sunday" to him, telling everyone, "I love him so, so much!"

Then it got bad...

Apparently, Jess lost her place in several songs including "Pray Out Loud," which the band had to start over after several measures. And then "Come On Over," where she mouthed "sorry" to the monitors.

She explained tearfully, "My voice is weak tonight and I feel so vulnerable onstage." And just before she closed the 38-minute set, she mentioned how sometimes, like this particular disastrous night, she wished she could just walk off the stage. She then thanked her band for not going all Christian Bale on her and appeared to wipe tears away as she exited the stage.

One of the local paper's writers blames the episode on Tony not showing up, but that seems like a pretty weak explanation.



http://ca.music.yahoo.com/read/news/61983463

[Spur-Addict]

I wanna laugh, but I can't for some reason.

[lefty]

I wanna laugh, but I can't for some reason.

Just take that penis out of your mouth

[Spur-Addict]

Just take that penis out of your mouth

:lol

Look at the wit on this one, impressive.

[lefty]

:lol

Look at the wit on this one, impressive.

I was afraid you would take this the wrong way

Thanks God you're cool
:toast

[Spur-Addict]

I was afraid you would take this the wrong way

Thanks God you're cool
:toast

Oh no it's cool man. My buttons aren't so easily pushed although I have my moments. A good joke is fine with me.

:toast

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She's a big giant talentless piece of garbage, but man have you seen how big her T's are now that she gained weight?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd still hit it.

[tlongII]

I think Romo's going to dump her soon.

[florige]

:lol Killer Avatar lefty!

[TDMVPDPOY]

theres only one profession left she could attempt.....PORNstar

[lefty]

:lol Killer Avatar lefty!

Thanks :toast

Jefferson has always cracked me up

[PakiDan]

Oh no it's cool man. My buttons aren't so easily pushed although I have my moments. A good joke is fine with me.

:toast

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Who the hell needs eharmony??

[mFFL03]

38 minutes? psssh...doesn't Rush play like for 4 hours?

[samikeyp]

She's a big giant talentless piece of garbage, but man have you seen how big her T's are now that she gained weight?


I'd still hit it.

:toast

[exstatic]

I think they need to break up. They seem to be killing each other's careers.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i still hit that shit, just think your banging the sllim version of her....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She's the type of woman where fatter is better. It all goes to the right places.

[mavs>spurs2]

She's the type of woman where fatter is better. It all goes to the right places.

+1

I'd suck the shit out of her new improved titties

[jack sommerset]

I think they need to break up. They seem to be killing each other's careers.

+1

I don't know if everyone remembers this. Tony Romo was doing a interview for a Sunday night game or Monday night game a couple of years back. He was asked those "teen beat" questions about favorite whatevers and one of the question was about who he thought was sexy or who he wanted to date and he said Jessica Simpson. Um GAY but after they both cleared the date schedule they started dating.

Without going through all my bullshit thinking I have come to the conclusion that Romo's puppy love is gone but the reason he is still with her is pride. That interview, the defending the vacation to Mexico the week before a playoff game, Parcells 10 commandments of the QB, the one that says donot become a celebrity QB, I think he just does not want to look like a fool at this point. And when is a good time to break up with her. Now he will look like a cock because the magazines are calling her fat. Simpson in a few interviews said that Romo is her "man" I think he is stuck with her for awhile..

[Spur-Addict]

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Who the hell needs eharmony??

Apparently you with that pussy ass heart underneath your name.

[lefty]

I think they need to break up. They seem to be killing each other's careers.

Are you talking about her tits ?

[Biernutz]

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[Last Comic Standing]

Romo doesn't need her, one choker in the bed is enough.

[lefty]

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:spless:

[Kori Ellis]

Apparently you with that pussy ass heart underneath your name.

Very cool response to someone who needed a heart transplant. :lol

[chode_regulator]

damn son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owned



on topic, i would still suck the shit out of her titties. ibet she loves russian.

[The Reckoning]

she's def high on my list of sexy big girls :tu


she looks ripe for the pickin'

[chode_regulator]

i saw a set of three pics saying she gets fatte as she gets happier. she looked the smae in all of them


either way, in all honesty she isnt even near fat in that hideous picture of her in those sweeat ass jeans. i'd still fuck her in front of my wife nad not care

[lefty]

i saw a set of three pics saying she gets fatte as she gets happier. she looked the smae in all of them


either way, in all honesty she isnt even near fat in that hideous picture of her in those sweeat ass jeans. i'd still fuck her in front of my wife nad not care

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

i'd still fuck her in front of my wife nad not care

I''d fuck her in front of your wife nad not care as well/

[lefty]

either way, in all honesty she isnt even near fat in that hideous picture of her in those sweeat ass jeans. i'd still fuck her in front of my wife nad not care

You might want to reconsider that thought

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10008/normal_big_mouth_jessica_simpson.jpg

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