Good To Know Who Your Friends Are

[timvp]

So I'm at the Spurs game and I'm waiting for Kori afterwards while she does his lockerroom reporting. I'm standing there and I feel a snap and I notice that my shoe broke. I try to patch it up but it doesn't work.

Kori comes out and I tell her that my shoe broke and she starts laughing and pointing at me. I decide to keep both of my shoes there to give them a dignified retirement at the SBC Center. We start walking away and I'm barefoot and before I know it Kori is like four or five steps ahead of me. I ask her to wait up for me and she pretends like she doesn't even know who I am. I'm tell her that I can't walk that fast and she stares into the distance as she speed walks. I finally catch up to her and by that time I've stepped on God knows how many rocks, shards of glass, used needles, etc ... and then I'm like hey Princess can you slow down I can't walk this fast without shoes on.

Right then a couple of janitors walk out and Kori looks at them and takes off speed walking again. I tell her to slow down and she says no way it's too embarrassing. I tell her that nobody cares that I don't have shoes on and she says that she doesn't want to be seen with me without shoes on.

By that time, we're in the rodeo parking lot where our car is and I'm trying not to step on who knows what. I think I see dead animals and other body parts. I finally get to the car and Kori's laughing her ass off saying how embarrassed she was.

MAN, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. She ditched me hardcore because my shoe broke. How are you gonna do a brutha like that?

Man.

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

This is the biggest exaggeration of all-time.
Yes, I was dying laughing at you. Yes, I walked a "couple" steps in front of you. But that was only because I was trying to get you to hurry up.

[timvp]

:lol

Yeah right. That was a perfect step by step recap of what happened. Couple steps my azz :jack

[Kori Ellis]

Okay, maaaaaaybe four or five steps.

I can't just be walking all leisurely with someone who is barefoot ... people know who I am. :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Lesson learned: Don't wear flipflops/sandals to Spurs games.

[timvp]

Lesson learned: The Princess has my back*












































*Unless something happens.

:smokin

[AlamoSpursFan]

Give it time, dude.

Soon she won't even acknowledge that she knows you.

:lol

Ain't marriage grand?

[Kori Ellis]

I have your back.

I kept turning around, checking on you and telling you to hurry up. I didn't ditch you. I just didn't hold your hand.

[IceColdBrewski]

So I'm at the Spurs game and I'm waiting for Kori afterwards while she does his lockerroom reporting. I'm standing there and I feel a snap and I notice that my shoe broke. I try to patch it up but it doesn't work.

Kori comes out and I tell her that my shoe broke and she starts laughing and pointing at me. I decide to keep both of my shoes there to give them a dignified retirement at the SBC Center. We start walking away and I'm barefoot and before I know it Kori is like four or five steps ahead of me. I ask her to wait up for me and she pretends like she doesn't even know who I am. I'm tell her that I can't walk that fast and she stares into the distance as she speed walks. I finally catch up to her and by that time I've stepped on God knows how many rocks, shards of glass, used needles, etc ... and then I'm like hey Princess can you slow down I can't walk this fast without shoes on.

Right then a couple of janitors walk out and Kori looks at them and takes off speed walking again. I tell her to slow down and she says no way it's too embarrassing. I tell her that nobody cares that I don't have shoes on and she says that she doesn't want to be seen with me without shoes on.

By that time, we're in the rodeo parking lot where our car is and I'm trying not to step on who knows what. I think I see dead animals and other body parts. I finally get to the car and Kori's laughing her ass off saying how embarrassed she was.

MAN, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. She ditched me hardcore because my shoe broke. How are you gonna do a brutha like that?

Man.

Damn. That's messed up.

You should have told her to go get the car and pick you up.

[Kori Ellis]

We park in the Media Parking Lot -- it's a very very short distance from the front of the SBC Center. It wasn't as horrific as he's making it sound.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[timvp]

Don't speak about the distance before you walk a mile in another man's ... uh, nevermind.

:drunk

[Spurs_rock05]

oh my God flipflops okay man that the wrong pair of shoes to be wearing along with boots i learned that myself on the 12-11-04 game we parked in lot6 bad idea never do that again

[TheWriter]

How does a shoe break?

Were they high heels?

If they were, are you not telling us something LJ?

[Spurs_rock05]

How does a shoe break?

Were they high heels?

If they were, are you not telling us something LJ?
well sometimes flipflops sometimes break from the part the separates the big toe from the other toes trust me i know thats why i know have a pair of nikes with me

[TheWriter]

Flip flops are not shoes. They're a variation of sandles.

Shoes cover the entire foot and usually have laces.

[mouse]

Dam I know just how L J feels. never trust a woman it's in the Bible,

from the way you talk I always thought your feet never touched the ground :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

Maybe if timvp didn't wear those "shoes" everywhere he goes ... including the snow ... they wouldn't have broken.


http://www.mailbling.com/snow002.jpg

[timvp]

The snow killed my shoes.

:flipoff

[TheWriter]

I remember I had some sandals that were old as hell. Brown and what not.

My friend called them "Jesus' sandals."

[TheWriter]

http://bluefly.speedera.net/zs.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=1060579&width=300&height=300

Ralph Lauren:

22 bucks.

Off BlueFly.com

[Experiment2100]

don't buy your shoes at payless

[JoeChalupa]

:lol Great story!

I had a flip-flop blowout when we went to Disney World in FLa.

Mine made it the whole day and finally broke on me on the way to the parking lot. And yes, while Pam and the girls were busting a gut laughing, I walked alone to the car.

it happens.

[Slo spurs fan]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Oh man! I almost pee myself reading this thread!

[Slo spurs fan]

LJ that woman back stabed you!




:lol :rollin :lmao

there is :nope :makeout for you anymore!! :lol

[Shelly]

I was gonna say...this from the man that wore sandals in the snow! But Kori beat me to it.

It's okay, LJ. My husband is always several paces ahead of me. Maybe he and Kori can do a marathon together. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Right then a couple of janitors walk outDuct tape.

[Clandestino]

did you smack her when you got to the car? jk!

[Useruser666]

Flip flops have laces? I thought only womens flip flops did.

[desflood]

Anybody who wears flip-flops in this weather deserves whatever he gets!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

That is a funny story!


Mrs. Chopper would probably do the exact same thing. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

"LJ broke his shoe"

That's some fucked up shit.

[ZStomp]

Were you wearing Sandals?

Why don't you wear shoes?

I don't like sandals. I only wear sandals at home and only to go outside. I never wear sandals out in public.

[ZStomp]

YOu should have kept the shoes so that when someone laughed at you, you can throw a shoe at them.

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Were you wearing Sandals?

Why don't you wear shoes?

They weren't exactly sandals.

They were something like this...

http://a712.g.akamai.net/7/712/225/1d/www.footlocker.com/images/products/zoom/10013011_z.jpg

I call them slippers. But they aren't really slippers either.

[Carnie]

^ Rack Kori on keeping her man bare foot and pregnant :lmao

[timvp]

Ex-five-hour-a-day-basketball players whose feet have turned into a mess of scar tissue, pulled tendons and misplaced bones have trouble wearing normal shoes for too long.

:(

[Carnie]

Anyone have that picture of Douche Biggalo massaging that freaks foot?

[iminlakerland]

lol this is hillarious...when i saw the pictures of timvp in the snow with slippers i was like what the hell...i could only imagine how cold his toes were...

but lmmfao at them breaking at the game and him getting ditched. I cant help but imagine the scene. I think i would have done the same thing as Kori on this one...

[Shelly]

Ex-five-hour-a-day-basketball players whose feet have turned into a mess of scar tissue, pulled tendons and misplaced bones have trouble wearing normal shoes for too long.

:(

I stil say an amputation is in order! :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, did you replace them yet? I can't imagine you in regular shoes too often.

[CrazyOne]

This never happens to T Park,
maybe cuz his foots always in his mouth :lmao

[JoeChalupa]

Good Morning Crazy One.
Is Mouse still over there?

[T Park]

damn dude, bust out a couple bucks and wear some tennis shoes, some target shoes, but damn, flip flops!???!

Sup with that bro.

[Useruser666]

Ex-five-hour-a-day-basketball players whose feet have turned into a mess of scar tissue, pulled tendons and misplaced bones have trouble wearing normal shoes for too long.

:(

So why do you wear them?

[Carnie]

This never happens to T Park,
maybe cuz his foots always in his mouth :lmao


Hey T Park that was me on CrazyOne's PC at his church

Hey Joe Chalupa you want to pull out the Trolls and rock the Political forum?

[Fillmoe]

I bet you never wore flip flops to a BBall game again.

[SpursWoman]

Gotdamn ... nice bump! :lmao

[timvp]

I like this new cat timvp. He seems to have potential.

[J.T.]

I like this new cat timvp. He seems to have potential.

Who?

[Shelly]

Does your sandal/flip flop collection rival Keda's athletic shoe collection?

Post pics, if possible!

[CharlieMac]

I wore flip flops up until a year ago when I peeled my big toe nail back playing basketball. That little piggy hasn't been the same since then.

[sa_butta]

I wore flip flops up until a year ago when I peeled my big toe nail back playing basketball. That little piggy hasn't been the same since then.You played basketball in flip folps?

[Guru of Nothing]

Who?

http://www.timvp.com/me.jpg

[polandprzem]

Wearing flip flops was not enough

timvp could not catch up Koris walk ....

[PhotoShop]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/b.jpg

[hobbit feet]

walking barefoot is no picnic.

[trueD]

I hope you guys don't mind me bumping this. :lol

I was gonna say ... Kori shouldn't have left with LJ in those shoes to begin with! Then it became clear, since he wears sandals in the snow, that he was probably like that when she married him, so...

[=RTM=]

Have you ever walked barefoot through a parking lot full of broken glass ,used rubbers, and empty tamale wrappers? I rather walk through a mind field in Vietnam.