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stretch
02-11-2009, 05:46 PM
just took a shit, and it was the worst smelling diarreah of all time. it was so bad that i ended up barfing.

i have the chills, dizziness, weak muscles, fever, coughing and wheezing, hacking up brown mucus, diarreah, and vomiting.

what the shit do you call all of that?

mouse
02-11-2009, 05:54 PM
You have a bug that is going around. Don't eat anything unless you want to braf tonight.

You have to sip on Gatorade and take some sleeping pills and sleep it off for two days.

If you go to the doctor they will give you a shot and a bag or two of fluid in an IV.

After two days from now from chills and sweating in your bed wishing you was dead? You can eat a chicken cup of noddle soup.

I hope you don't have a job there is no way you can work. you will feel so weak you will hardly be able to read any ST topics.

And the sad part is someone in your home will get it also.

stretch
02-11-2009, 05:59 PM
god fucking dammit :bang

mouse
02-11-2009, 06:04 PM
Keep me up dated.

jack sommerset
02-11-2009, 06:04 PM
That happened to me once. Lasted for 24 hours. It was food poison. Chinese food made by Mexicans.

timvp
02-11-2009, 06:06 PM
Those are AIDS symptoms.

FreeMason
02-11-2009, 06:07 PM
Sounds like a stomach virus of some sort.

Aside from the brown mucus, I get this once a year. I never get sick, ever...I just get this shit once a year.

mouse
02-11-2009, 06:07 PM
That happened to me once. Lasted for 24 hours. It was food poison. Chinese food made by Mexicans.

That is was I hoping i had. But this is different you have fever, sweats. you can't sleep you can't eat. all you do is shit and barf. And its a 48 hour at least.

Food poisoning you get more cramps in the abdomen area.

BacktoBasics
02-11-2009, 06:08 PM
First thing you need to do is disinfect everything....then remove all the black people from the house.

Strike
02-11-2009, 07:11 PM
First thing you need to do is disinfect everything....then remove all the black people from the house.

Wow.

Just, wow.

johnsmith
02-11-2009, 07:14 PM
LOL @ mouse being the worlds leading expert on the flu since he had it recently.

Alex Jones
02-11-2009, 07:19 PM
LOL @ mouse being the worlds leading expert on the flu since he had it recently.


Kinda like your an expert on giving men head.

johnsmith
02-11-2009, 07:19 PM
Kinda like your an expert on giving men head.

No Alex, no.

mouse
02-11-2009, 07:21 PM
LOL @ mouse being the worlds leading expert on the flu since he had it recently.

Who said I was an expert? I just had this same sickness two weeks ago and thought I may share my experiences. You see not everyone uses forums to insult others. They sometimes can be informative.

johnsmith
02-11-2009, 07:22 PM
Who said I was an expert? I just had this same sickness two weeks ago and thought I may share my experiences. You see not everyone uses forums to insult others. They sometimes can be informative.

Well then you let me know which of your trolls are for insulting and which aren't and I'll try to obey those rules from here on.

johnsmith.
02-11-2009, 07:23 PM
Well then you let me know which of your trolls are for insulting and which aren't and I'll try to obey those rules from here on.


You don't even listen to Kori and your going to listen to a troll?

Nigra please!

johnsmith
02-11-2009, 07:25 PM
You don't even listen to Kori and your going to listen to a troll?

Nigra please!

I listened to kori everytime she's e-yelled at me.............just reluctantly.

See, I'm not a little bitch like you, and I don't roll over whenever anyone tells me too.

dirk4mvp
02-11-2009, 07:49 PM
lmao stretch

ploto
02-11-2009, 07:55 PM
Lot of bad viruses going around. Many last several days.

IronMexican
02-11-2009, 08:04 PM
Lol, stretch getting sick.

stretch
02-11-2009, 08:04 PM
fuck being sick its fucking sucky

if i miss work, my fucking dumbass boss is going to bitch and demand a doctors note or some stupid bullshit like that.

cunt

lol cutler

Dude
02-11-2009, 08:38 PM
A doctors note will be the least of your worries 12 hours from now.

TDMVPDPOY
02-12-2009, 12:04 AM
Those are AIDS symptoms.

did magic give him a visit? :lmao

Cartman
02-12-2009, 12:56 AM
Any updates?

Blake
02-12-2009, 01:16 AM
just took a shit, and it was the worst smelling diarreah of all time. it was so bad that i ended up barfing.

i have the chills, dizziness, weak muscles, fever, coughing and wheezing, hacking up brown mucus, diarreah, and vomiting.

what the shit do you call all of that?

you're not sick, you're just gay

it's not brown mucus you're gagging on, dumbshit

TDMVPDPOY
02-12-2009, 04:06 AM
i say you buy urself a butt plug and plug it in to stop the runnings......

ATRAIN
02-12-2009, 08:10 AM
Those are AIDS symptoms.

I can only hope

stretch
02-12-2009, 09:09 AM
you're not sick, you're just gay

it's not brown mucus you're gagging on, dumbshit


I can only hope

LMAO obsessed

Blake
02-12-2009, 09:33 AM
LMAO obsessed

:lmao

you've got brown jizz in your mouth and you hang out with guys that blow loads doing situps.

ATRAIN
02-12-2009, 09:46 AM
LMAO obsessed

You got the aids from your whore girlfriend

ATRAIN
02-12-2009, 09:46 AM
:lmao

you've got brown jizz in your mouth and you hang out with guys that blow loads doing situps.

LOL wtf are you talking about Blake?

Blake
02-12-2009, 10:19 AM
stretch hangs out with guys that blow loads doing situps.

Das Texan
02-12-2009, 10:22 AM
fuck being sick its fucking sucky

if i miss work, my fucking dumbass boss is going to bitch and demand a doctors note or some stupid bullshit like that.

cunt

lol cutler



you should give your boss a 'sample' of what you had as your note.