I. Hustle
02-13-2009, 10:28 AM
Well as you all know Valentines day is tomorrow and this year I am prepared. So ladies I would like your opinion. I want to know that if you walked in and saw this would your heart melt. Call me a hopeless romantic and guys you can poke fun if you want because I know how gay it is to actually plan out a romantic evening.
Ok so let me set the stage. I get home before the wife today so I figure we can celebrate today and tomorrow we can take our daughter out for a nice drive. So I bought a bunch of candles and I was looking for some that would not only add color but would last all night if you know what I mean. So I went to the store to find the perfect candle and I found a store on the southside that had exactly what I am looking for. So I bought two dozen of the prettiest religious candles I could find.
Then I thought I better go get something to drink, I mean what’s a nice romantic evening without a little alcohol right? Well I stopped by Costco and looked around to find the perfect drink. Well after looking in the liquor store for what seemed like an eternity ( there was a hot piece of ass giving out samples) and I found it/them. I grabbed a bottle of Texas Spirits Tequila and a bottle of the already mixed cuervo margarita. The dishwasher is full so I hope she doesn’t mind drinking out of my vintage Spurs championship collectable mugs ( ’99).
Then as the night continues I figured we would need something to nibble on, besides each other of course, and I went to HEB (where everything’s better) and picked up some heat and serve eggrolls and on the way home noticed that McDonalds has a 50 piece nugget combo so I am going to snag that bad boy on the way home tonight.
Then as she gets in the mood I will play a little of my classic “get you in the mood” music, that’s right you guessed it H-town’s knockin’ the boots. Once that gets her going I will lead her to the bedroom where I will slowly undress and as I take off my silk boxers she will see that I have shaved my pubes in the shape of a heart and that right above my schlong I wrote come and get it.
So after vigorous 5 minutes of love making I am hoping that she falls asleep so I can go finish of the nuggets and margaritas and watch the rookie challenge at 8:00.
So ladies what do you think?
Ok so let me set the stage. I get home before the wife today so I figure we can celebrate today and tomorrow we can take our daughter out for a nice drive. So I bought a bunch of candles and I was looking for some that would not only add color but would last all night if you know what I mean. So I went to the store to find the perfect candle and I found a store on the southside that had exactly what I am looking for. So I bought two dozen of the prettiest religious candles I could find.
Then I thought I better go get something to drink, I mean what’s a nice romantic evening without a little alcohol right? Well I stopped by Costco and looked around to find the perfect drink. Well after looking in the liquor store for what seemed like an eternity ( there was a hot piece of ass giving out samples) and I found it/them. I grabbed a bottle of Texas Spirits Tequila and a bottle of the already mixed cuervo margarita. The dishwasher is full so I hope she doesn’t mind drinking out of my vintage Spurs championship collectable mugs ( ’99).
Then as the night continues I figured we would need something to nibble on, besides each other of course, and I went to HEB (where everything’s better) and picked up some heat and serve eggrolls and on the way home noticed that McDonalds has a 50 piece nugget combo so I am going to snag that bad boy on the way home tonight.
Then as she gets in the mood I will play a little of my classic “get you in the mood” music, that’s right you guessed it H-town’s knockin’ the boots. Once that gets her going I will lead her to the bedroom where I will slowly undress and as I take off my silk boxers she will see that I have shaved my pubes in the shape of a heart and that right above my schlong I wrote come and get it.
So after vigorous 5 minutes of love making I am hoping that she falls asleep so I can go finish of the nuggets and margaritas and watch the rookie challenge at 8:00.
So ladies what do you think?