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DrHouse
02-15-2009, 08:34 PM
:lmao

You made my day big fella.

Can't wait till you get your fat ass back in a Laker uniform.

FreeMason
02-15-2009, 08:36 PM
"Leave it up to Shaq" :lmao

Girasuck
02-15-2009, 08:37 PM
That was by far the best thing to come out of this all-star weekend. I'm still laughing.

lil_penny
02-15-2009, 08:40 PM
Shaq is such a funny guy lol I was laughing so hard watching him on stage haha.

baseline bum
02-15-2009, 08:44 PM
That was pretty funny :lol

j-money24
02-15-2009, 08:55 PM
that was by far the best thing to come out of this all-star weekend. I'm still laughing.

+1

BlackSwordsMan
02-15-2009, 09:12 PM
the jabbawockes are badass wasn't expecting that

dirk4mvp
02-15-2009, 09:13 PM
What happened?

JamStone
02-15-2009, 09:19 PM
Was cool for the first 20 seconds. I know it's in Phoenix, but it didn't have to last 5 minutes.

Kriz-Maxima
02-15-2009, 09:21 PM
was cool for the first 20 seconds. I know it's in phoenix, but it didn't have to last 5 minutes.

+1

DrHouse
02-15-2009, 09:25 PM
Was cool for the first 20 seconds. I know it's in Phoenix, but it didn't have to last 5 minutes.

Let me guess you probably thought the Godfather was too long too?

JamStone
02-15-2009, 09:30 PM
Let me guess you probably thought the Godfather was too long too?


You seriously didn't think that was over-doing it?

How about shortening it to one minute even?

ManuTP9
02-15-2009, 09:49 PM
whos more funny Shaq or D howard lol, i pick shaq

Rogue
02-15-2009, 09:58 PM
we all love shaq, but none of us can love him as much as Kobe does.

IronMexican
02-15-2009, 10:08 PM
Shaq is the best.

cobbler
02-15-2009, 10:14 PM
Cant stand him. Never could.

mystargtr34
02-15-2009, 10:16 PM
Was cool for the first 20 seconds. I know it's in Phoenix, but it didn't have to last 5 minutes.

I thought it got funnier the longer he kept it going.

For me the whole thing was hilarious.

pauls931
02-15-2009, 10:43 PM
I thought it got funnier the longer he kept it going.

For me the whole thing was hilarious.

I bet he spent more time preparing for that than the allstar game itself.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
02-15-2009, 11:00 PM
Well he's Amare's newest excuse for failure, so that makes it so all the Amare homers don't like him.

Cry Havoc
02-15-2009, 11:10 PM
Shaq is a funny guy, but that doesn't mean he's lovable. I hate that idea that if someone can make you laugh you should automatically like them, as if that negates any and all number of character flaws. Makes no sense to me.

I can see how people like him, but personally he's an arrogant, condescending prick and always will be to me.

Fpoonsie
02-15-2009, 11:32 PM
Shaq is a funny guy, but that doesn't mean he's lovable. I hate that idea that if someone can make you laugh you should automatically like them, as if that negates any and all number of character flaws. Makes no sense to me.

I can see how people like him, but personally he's an arrogant, condescending prick and always will be to me.

Quoted for truthiness.

Bob Lanier
02-15-2009, 11:35 PM
Cant stand him. Never could.


he's an arrogant, condescending prick and always will be to me.

:tu

lefty
02-15-2009, 11:36 PM
I hate Shaq...

Fuck him...

I hope he drops the soap bar in the shower and that Michael Clarke Duncan takes advantage of that

Texas_Ranger
02-15-2009, 11:41 PM
Shaq sucks!...Screw him!:madrun

IronMexican
02-15-2009, 11:43 PM
Shaq >>>> Jesus Christ(Come fucking get me, MiamiHeat)

cobbler
02-15-2009, 11:52 PM
I can see how people like him, but personally he's an arrogant, condescending prick and always will be to me.

Agreed. Shaq is about Shaq. PERIOD! And now that hes on the outside looking in at a Laker team which is a contender.... now there was never an issue with Kobe. Now he would love to come back. If he puts on a Laker jersey again.... I will cancel my season tix in a heartbeat after 33 years. Can't stand the BIG Hypocrite.

gaKNOW!blee
02-15-2009, 11:57 PM
Agreed. Shaq is about Shaq. PERIOD! And now that hes on the outside looking in at a Laker team which is a contender.... now there was never an issue with Kobe. Now he would love to come back. If he puts on a Laker jersey again.... I will cancel my season tix in a heartbeat after 33 years. Can't stand the BIG Hypocrite.


Jealous?

IronMexican
02-15-2009, 11:57 PM
Awwwwww. boo fucking hoooooo. Lakers waiting list takes years to get on. I am sure Buss is crying. Glad to hear you care more about the name on the back of the jersey than the front.

cobbler
02-16-2009, 12:01 AM
Awwwwww. boo fucking hoooooo. Lakers waiting list takes years to get on. I am sure Buss is crying. Glad to hear you care more about the name on the back of the jersey than the front.

Ive supported the Lakers prolly longer than you have been alive. And it's exactly why i would cancel. Not because of the name on the back, but the one on the front. He totally dissed the entire organization like everyone he has played for. It would be an embarassment for the organization.

And it has nothing to do with my thinking i would be hurting Buss. What a moronic comment. It would be simply because i would not want to waste my money paying for tix when i wouldn't even go to the games. Shaq is a punk!

cobbler
02-16-2009, 12:02 AM
Jealous?

What would i be jealous of?

ElNono
02-16-2009, 12:05 AM
Shaq: Shaqtus, 23 points
ESPN dude: How did you get so many Q's?
Shaq: Don't worry about it...
Shaq: My turn again... What do you know? Shaqtastic...

phyzik
02-16-2009, 01:55 AM
Funny guy but sometimes I just cant tell if he is being serious. He just sounds like a jackass sometimes.

He is pretty funny though, he owned with the jabbawockeez. :lol

iggypop123
02-16-2009, 02:52 AM
i guess duncan not having 8 titles is the reason people hate shaq

Muser
02-16-2009, 09:44 AM
How many aliases does this guy have?

N4th4n
02-16-2009, 10:16 AM
How many aliases does this guy have?

Aliases? Is he a fucking jewel thief or a basketball player? I think we call them nicknames.

tonylongoriafan
02-16-2009, 10:19 AM
shaq hasn't been worthy of an all star appearance for several years...just abolish the center position from the all star game and call everyone fowards

ploto
02-16-2009, 11:59 AM
shaq hasn't been worthy of an all star appearance for several years.

Did you actually watch him play last night?!

angel_luv
02-16-2009, 12:06 PM
Was cool for the first 20 seconds. I know it's in Phoenix, but it didn't have to last 5 minutes.

My thoughts exactly.

It should have been only one minute of just the guys and then Shaq's full routine.

scanry
02-16-2009, 12:09 PM
I hate Shaq...

Fuck him...

I hope he drops the soap bar in the shower and that Michael Clarke Duncan takes advantage of that

:lol:lol:lol

Spurminator
02-16-2009, 12:11 PM
I've softened on Shaq a bit lately. I have to give him respect for being a relevant All-Star calibur player after 17 years in the league, and he does give back to the community at an above average level (and with more than an "I have to do this for work" attitude about it.)

I still hate how he, with the assistance of a media that lapped up his every word, degraded DRob for so long, and it pisses me off that he got his fourth ring on the flukiest Championship team ever.

I also don't like the whole "we talk shit for marketing" bit. While I buy that a lot of his statements are meant to sell the game, there's a reason I don't watch pro wrestling. I'm tired of sports coverage slowly declining into another gossip medium, and players like Shaq contribute to the problem.

Girasuck
02-16-2009, 12:22 PM
Was cool for the first 20 seconds. I know it's in Phoenix, but it didn't have to last 5 minutes.

The Shaq dance lasted 1:10. What the hell are you talking about?

pauls931
02-16-2009, 12:32 PM
The Shaq dance lasted 1:10. What the hell are you talking about?

He's just a bit slow...

TheMACHINE
02-16-2009, 12:38 PM
Awwwwww. boo fucking hoooooo. Lakers waiting list takes years to get on. I am sure Buss is crying. Glad to hear you care more about the name on the back of the jersey than the front.

you know my stance on this already Iron..i hope they NEVER bring his fatass back! buahha

Muser
02-16-2009, 01:01 PM
Aliases? Is he a fucking jewel thief or a basketball player? I think we call them nicknames.

Aliases, Nicknames, they're all good.

Purple & Gold
02-16-2009, 01:04 PM
Ive supported the Lakers prolly longer than you have been alive. And it's exactly why i would cancel. Not because of the name on the back, but the one on the front. He totally dissed the entire organization like everyone he has played for. It would be an embarassment for the organization.

And it has nothing to do with my thinking i would be hurting Buss. What a moronic comment. It would be simply because i would not want to waste my money paying for tix when i wouldn't even go to the games. Shaq is a punk!

Kobe dissed the entire Franchise from the owner, GM, fans, all the way down to it's young new center but yet you still continued to support the team.

IronMexican
02-16-2009, 01:06 PM
P&G, it's no use.

Purple & Gold
02-16-2009, 01:22 PM
P&G, it's no use.

Yeah I can understand not liking the guy but to not want him on the team because of what he stands for or how he dissed Kobe and the Franchise is ridiculous. If Kobe, Phill, Dr. Buss are ok with it I don't see why the fans should not be. Basketball wise it makes great sense him coming off the bench to back up Bynum as long as he comes cheap. It's all about what makes us a better team and gives us a better chance to win it all.

TheMACHINE
02-16-2009, 02:04 PM
Yeah I can understand not liking the guy but to not want him on the team because of what he stands for or how he dissed Kobe and the Franchise is ridiculous. If Kobe, Phill, Dr. Buss are ok with it I don't see why the fans should not be. Basketball wise it makes great sense him coming off the bench to back up Bynum as long as he comes cheap. It's all about what makes us a better team and gives us a better chance to win it all.


Maybe some of us remembered how bad it went. Some Lakers fans forget that we lost to detroit when we had a stacked team, we forget we lost to the Spurs with Shaq and Kobe were together in 2003.

Why on earth would you want Shaq back. You think the problems wont come back..you think "tell me how my ass taste" wont linger on. Yes he "might" help (which i doubt), but why risk it. You want to be the phoenix suns of 2008.. Be #1, get shaq and implode.

IronMexican
02-16-2009, 02:08 PM
2003 was stacked? Fox and Horry were horrible that year. How was 2003 stacked at all? That entire team was Shaq and Kobe. If Horry makes that shot in game 5, we might be talking 4-peat.

TheMACHINE
02-16-2009, 02:09 PM
2003 was stacked? Fox and Horry were horrible that year. How was 2003 stacked at all? That entire team was Shaq and Kobe. If Horry makes that shot in game 5, we might be talking 4-peat.

Iron..i said the Detroit year was stacked.

IronMexican
02-16-2009, 02:15 PM
I see. My mistake.

The 04 Lakers were still the Shaq and Kobe show. At least, once Malone got hurt. Who knows if he was healthy? Payton certainly didn't fit in the Tri. Either way, I don't think it would have stopped Detroit. Lakers would just probably have lost in 6 instead of 5.

JamStone
02-16-2009, 02:31 PM
The Shaq dance lasted 1:10. What the hell are you talking about?

It seemed much, much longer.

Then it definitely should have been 15-20 seconds max.

Fethur
02-16-2009, 09:28 PM
The man knows how to make an entrance.