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CosmicCowboy
02-16-2009, 10:52 AM
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
DATE: 11/02/2009,
Website: www.fbi.com

FUND BENEFICIARY

We have received a security report from United Kingdom security unit to

handle a case that is related to your winner’s fund which was abandon in

the UK bank by you.

A report was lead that your abandoned fund was claimed by unknown

person with the help of one of the bank workers, your winners fund was

transferred to Africa by the imposters, which we send our delegate to go

to Africa to apprehend them, with the information we receive from our

delegate today, they have apprehended the people that Stole your

winners fund to Africa, they have been handed over to the EFCC OF

NIGERIA. And we have ordered the EFCC OF NIGERIA to send them back

to the UK, so that we will hand them over to the appropriate authority in

UK to bring them to justice,and it also come to our notice that some group

of fraudulent people are contacting you, we need your help to apprehend

all of them, because they are pest to the world at large.

Mean while we have long instructed the IMF (International Monetary

Fund) to send you a payment of $100,000.00 first, while the fruad stars

are still investigation, so we can know how much left of your funds they

have at hand so we can get it transfered to you as soon as we are done. Do

contact us if you have been contacted by the IMF notifying us if you have

or have not received your funds as we are now going to hand over the

payment to EFCC OF NIGERIA.

We need your urgent responds, so that we will give you the contact details

of the EFCC OF NIGERIA to contact for your winning fund that has been

recovered.

Your's Sincerely

FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III
Private Email: [email protected]

Summers
02-16-2009, 10:53 AM
:lol These guys aren't even trying anymore. Sometimes I reply to the emails just to correct their grammar.

BacktoBasics
02-16-2009, 10:53 AM
I bet Nigeria is full of cup and dice games.

j-6
02-16-2009, 10:56 AM
I bet Nigeria is full of cup and dice games.

They just stole 2.5M from the Utah treasury.

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_11691598?IADID=Search-www.sltrib.com-www.sltrib.com

BacktoBasics
02-16-2009, 10:58 AM
Gawd damn they hit the scam artists motherload. Utah...not suprised.

CosmicCowboy
02-16-2009, 02:03 PM
testing

Chief
02-16-2009, 05:03 PM
Gawd damn they hit the scam artists motherload. Utah...not suprised.

to make up for the missing money they've hired Vanilla Ice and Mc Hammer to do a joint concert :lol

"Private Email: [email protected]"

damn the recession is hard on the Fbi when they can't even afford .gov domains and emails :lol

EricB
02-16-2009, 06:29 PM
:lmao @ CosmicCowboy's sig

thats hilarious

Notorious H.O.P.
02-18-2009, 01:52 PM
I'm going to respond to every single one of these I get from now on with an offer.

I'll proof-read and correct all of your emails for a 10% cut of the action. Hell, I'll straight up write several of them and list the source of the Royal Bank of Zamunda for 20%.

timmo
02-18-2009, 02:11 PM
This one made me laugh recently...


Hello,

I hope my e-mail find you well. I need your assistance. My name
Is Sgt.Joey Jones, I am an American soldier with the Bravo Co, 1st
Battalion in IRAQ for the United States, we have $25,000,000,00,
that is in our Possession and we are ready to move it out of the
country.

The money, which is now in the custody of a Security Company, is
part of the Money we seized from late Saddam Hussein but were not
declared. Right now I am In the Baghdad trying to sort out things
with the Security Company to ensure A smooth and Unhindered transfer
of the money to you,therefore be assured that the Transfer is safe
and risk free.

My colleague and I need a good partner someone we can trust to
actualize this Venture, but we are moving it through diplomatic
means to your house directly Or a safe and secured location of your
choice using a shipping company, but Can we trust you? Once the
funds get to you, you take your 40% out and keep our own
60%, if you are interested I will furnish you with more details,
awaiting your Response.


Note: you are to reply me only on this email address below because any
email that does not come to this email will not be reply. Thanks for your
understanding.

Email: [email protected]



Regards,

Sgt.Joey Jones Jones

mrsmaalox
02-18-2009, 02:21 PM
This one made me laugh recently...

Sgt. Joey Jones Jones?! :lmao