Free Quattro Razor (19)

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[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Split, you bastard!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Number 18 part 4?

[manufor3]

#19!!!

[ATRAIN]

Orion my money was lost in blackjack

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't even know we were close to a split. Interesting....

[mrsmaalox]

surprised me too ;)

[mrsmaalox]

Hey Ash, Reagan's Freshman boys basketball team took the district :D Clark tanked :( And my son was an absolute monster that last game---he had a double-double, one short of a triple. ;)

[florige]

Orion my money was lost in blackjack



I won all my money in Blackjack. O gave me a game in Poker. lol

[ATRAIN]

Man you let Orion give you a game, thats who I play when I want to get money back.

[ATRAIN]

Its funny to see how many people have visited your page...Some of these guys I never really talk to, wonder why they visited my page?

[JudynTX]

Its funny to see how many people have visited your page...Some of these guys I never really talk to, wonder why they visited my page?

I'm just nosy, that's my excuse. :D I get visited alot too. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Hey Ash, Reagan's Freshman boys basketball team took the district :D Clark tanked :( And my son was an absolute monster that last game---he had a double-double, one short of a triple. ;)

It takes us time! just wait until they're seniors. We'll be beasts too! Except we lost district to Stevens (?) a few days ago.

[mrsmaalox]

It takes us time! just wait until they're seniors. We'll be beasts too! Except we lost district to Stevens (?) a few days ago.
When they're seniors?! Hell they're beasts now! Clark had the absolutely most physically aggressive team of all the ones we played. They guys are bruisers and beat our boys up pretty good. I think the entire team must also be football players who weren't totally into basketball mode yet.

[ORION]

Man you let Orion give you a game, thats who I play when I want to get money back.

keep dreaming little man

[ORION]

I won all my money in Blackjack. O gave me a game in Poker. lol

Because I didn't know you were black

[ashbeeigh]

Its funny to see how many people have visited your page...Some of these guys I never really talk to, wonder why they visited my page?

Ididn't even know that was there!

[batman2883]

who dare summons me from my slumber

[ORION]

who dare summons me from my slumber

shut up

[batman2883]

shut up
you called me into st for this !???! Jason i am ashamed of you my bastard son

[ORION]

you called me into st for this !???! Jason i am ashamed of you my bastard son

it was yesteday to play hold em. It wasn't today for you to act gay and we todd ed

[florige]

Because I didn't know you were black



I am the suckass version of Phil Ivey.

[ORION]

I am the suckass version of Phil Ivey.

:lol
you got to start some where.

[ORION]

hey gayman don't forget to watch the new season of ATHF 3/29

[batman2883]

jason is the gayer version of a mix between boy george and george michael

[ATRAIN]

I'm just nosy, that's my excuse. :D I get visited alot too. :lol

LOL well I didnt mean my "friends" I mean the peeps I usually dont talk to. I kind of feel a little stalked lol. I know why Flo goes to my page, cause he rubs one out thinking about all the hispanic chicks I have banged.

[JudynTX]

LOL well I didnt mean my "friends" I mean the peeps I usually dont talk to. I kind of feel a little stalked lol. I know why Flo goes to my page, cause he rubs one out thinking about all the hispanic chicks I have banged.

:lol As long as you don't post a house pic & stress address, you're fine.

[ATRAIN]

BITCHES!!!! COME HERE!!! Show charlie murphy your titties!!! DARKNESS!!! THE MILK HAS GONE BAD!!

[ATRAIN]

:lol As long as you don't post a house pic & stress address, you're fine.

I havent been in that thread so I dont know what your talking about.

[JudynTX]

I havent been in that thread so I dont know what your talking about.

Guy went stalker on some chick, scared her, blah blah blah. :lol

[SpursStalker]

No one ever does it right ...

:lol

[ATRAIN]

Guy went stalker on some chick, scared her, blah blah blah. :lol

lol did he rape her over the phone hahaha.

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion has feminine qualities.

Mostly because of his vagina.

[peewee's lovechild]

La Negra Tomasa is a kick ass song.

[mrsmaalox]

Guy went stalker on some chick, scared her, blah blah blah. :lol

See that's what I don't get about all this social networking, MySpace,FaceBook, even the one here. What exactly did she think was going to happen? She puts up personal info and is scared/shocked when someone uses it?! :dizzy

[peewee's lovechild]

We should give a chimp some Xanax and send it to maalox's house.

[ORION]

Orion has feminine qualities.

Mostly because of his vagina.

I put it in the freezer so I can always have an on hold skeezer

[mrsmaalox]

We should give a chimp some Xanax and send it to maalox's house.

I thought you said you are immune to Xanax!

[JudynTX]

See that's what I don't get about all this social networking, MySpace,FaceBook, even the one here. What exactly did she think was going to happen? She puts up personal info and is scared/shocked when someone uses it?! :dizzy

That's it, she wasn't thinking. I would never post a picture with my street address behind me. :lol

[ATRAIN]

We should give a chimp some Xanax and send it to maalox's house.

LMAO hell yea

[ATRAIN]

i thought you said you are immune to xanax!
Hey he said chimp not APE!!

[mrsmaalox]

Hey he said chimp not APE!!

I stand corrected.

[CuckingFunt]

Orion my money was lost in blackjack

That Blackjack is a fucking bastard. I've never seen so many soft 21's in my life.

[ATRAIN]

That Blackjack is a fucking bastard. I've never seen so many soft 21's in my life.

Yeah it fucking sucks hahahah

[peewee's lovechild]

How about if we feed maalox's snatch some Xanax?

It will rip itself apart.

[SpursStalker]

Stalking should be left to the pros ...

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

How about if we feed maalox's snatch some Xanax?

It will rip itself apart.

No. Why don't we feed the snatch some of you? That would kill it for sure.

[jman3000]

what thread did some bitch get stalked?

[CuckingFunt]

No. Why don't we feed the snatch some of you? That would kill it for sure.

Well... that's a blatant proposition if ever I've seen one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well... that's a blatant proposition if ever I've seen one.

She scares me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Well... that's a blatant proposition if ever I've seen one.

That's what I thought as well. I just wasn't sure quite how to word it.
Thanks for the assist!
:toast

[CuckingFunt]

what thread did some bitch get stalked?

The title is something about posting house pictures.

Wild Cobra was mackin' to some chick online and noticed that one of her pictures had her house numbers visible. He used that, the fact he knew what town she lived in, the shape of the shadows and the alignment of the sun, and the shape of her house's lot to go on Google Maps and triangulate her exact location. He then emailed her that information and the result of his Google search with a warning to take her picture down in case someone else was a big of a creepy as he was.

The thread itself is Wild Cobra trying to figure out why she may have been a little disturbed by that, complaining about her overreacting when she told him to fuck off, and bragging about his awesome dedcutive powers. Also something about mind candy.

[jman3000]

hahaha... that is fucking creepy.. wtf?

summer solstice? lmao

[CuckingFunt]

It's crazy how many classes I've already had canceled this semester.

[jman3000]

like canceled permanently or canceled due to the teacher doing other shit?

[CuckingFunt]

like canceled permanently or canceled due to the teacher doing other shit?

Canceled due to the teacher being sick or unavailable.

[jman3000]

Once you get to 4000 level courses they actually get easier. You're basically retaking the same class with a different name or a slightly different subject.

[jman3000]

Canceled due to the teacher being sick or unavailable.

Lucky bitch.

[mrsmaalox]

She scares me.

http://www.wiltonlibrary.org/ya/blog/boo-did-i-skeerd-u.jpg

[jman3000]

I broke up with the chick i was seeing. It's one of those break ups that was over no real good reason, but my stubbornness won't allow me to forgive the situation.

[CuckingFunt]

Once you get to 4000 level courses they actually get easier. You're basically retaking the same class with a different name or a slightly different subject.

Depends on the class. I'm taking an Art 410 class this semester, which is basically the art history department's version of a senior seminar, and while there aren't any tests or exams at all, 65% of the grade is based on putting together a professional level 15-page research paper and doing a 20-minute presentation. The class itself isn't particularly difficult, but the work load is going to kick my ass.

[jman3000]

I already miss getting ass and it's only been a day.

[jman3000]

Depends on the class. I'm taking an Art 410 class this semester, which is basically the art history department's version of a senior seminar, and while there aren't any tests or exams at all, 65% of the grade is based on putting together a professional level 15-page research paper and doing a 20-minute presentation. The class itself isn't particularly difficult, but the work load is going to kick my ass.

true. long and relatively simple assignments are about the same as difficult and short ones.

presentations blow balls. I blush really easily and whenever i get in front of a large group I feel my face get hot and I turn beet red.

[CuckingFunt]

I already miss getting ass and it's only been a day.

Oh, shut up.

Granted, breakups suck, even when they're over stupid shit, but... a day? I'm going on a two month dry spell.

[CuckingFunt]

true. long and relatively simple assignments are about the same as difficult and short ones.

presentations blow balls. I blush really easily and whenever i get in front of a large group I feel my face get hot and I turn beet red.

I hate public speaking. Hate it. But I have found that a lot of my embarrassment was about not wanting people to figure out that I was uncomfortable, so now I start off my presentations by making a little joke about it. If you do it right, it can be a charming little ice breaker and I feel more comfortable because I'm not worried about trying to look cool and collected.

[peewee's lovechild]

Once you get to 4000 level courses they actually get easier. You're basically retaking the same class with a different name or a slightly different subject.

My 4000 classes were as easy as farting into the wind.

[jman3000]

Oh, shut up.

Granted, breakups suck, even when they're over stupid shit, but... a day? I'm going on a two month dry spell.

Once you get past the first month it's all gravy. It's hard now because it's still in my system. Once you detox, the cravings start to fade.

[SpursStalker]

Canceled due to the teacher being sick or unavailable.

Do you get your money back from a cancelation like that?

[jman3000]

I hate public speaking. Hate it. But I have found that a lot of my embarrassment was about not wanting people to figure out that I was uncomfortable, so now I start off my presentations by making a little joke about it. If you do it right, it can be a charming little ice breaker and I feel more comfortable because I'm not worried about trying to look cool and collected.

My voice squeaks, I get sweaty palms, I forget about half my vocabulary... I don't think a little joke would help me at all.

[CuckingFunt]

Once you get past the first month it's all gravy. It's hard now because it's still in my system. Once you detox, the cravings start to fade.

They do?

[Trainwreck2100]

My voice squeaks, I get sweaty palms, I forget about half my vocabulary... I don't think a little joke would help me at all.


all you need to do is look at your audience as dumb fucking idiots who are lucky to be in the same room as you, and you'll be fine

[jman3000]

Well to be honest it's been a couple years since I've actually gone longer than a month without sex.

You probably still get horny... but it doesn't permeate your mind like if you're actually getting some. I've skipped class about 5 times this semester just so i could get ass. Now I don't have to worry about that.

[jman3000]

that came off as bravado... I didn't really mean for it too.

[jman3000]

using the word bravado came off as being a douche. fuck it.

[ATRAIN]

Oh, shut up.

Granted, breakups suck, even when they're over stupid shit, but... a day? I'm going on a two month dry spell.

Do you want me to make a trip up there ? :)

[CuckingFunt]

I need to stop skipping my psych class.

Which, in turn, means that it needs to start giving me a reason to go.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you want me to make a trip up there ? :)

That depends. Are you secretly Jason Statham?

[jman3000]

I need to stop skipping my psych class.

Which, in turn, means that it needs to start giving me a reason to go.

If you're not gonna learn anything than there's no point in going. If I can get an A in a class if I don't attend and get an A in the class If I attend... guess what? I'm not going to attend.

[CuckingFunt]

If you're not gonna learn anything than there's no point in going. If I can get an A in a class if I don't attend and get an A in the class If I attend... guess what? I'm not going to attend.

At this point, I don't know for sure how much my success in that class is dependent on my attendance. She doesn't take roll or grade specifically for attendance -- it's a big forum class with 89 people -- but I should probably see my grade on Tuesday's midterm before I get too cocky.

[SpursStalker]

I cant imagine paying for classes and then not attending them ...

[jman3000]

you're not really paying for the class... ultimately you're paying for the credit hours that class represents. If you can get those credit hours and not attend the class... do it.

[florige]

My voice squeaks, I get sweaty palms, I forget about half my vocabulary... I don't think a little joke would help me at all.



I talk fast so public speaking is like 1000x's worse for me. I had a hell of a time just making it past the police panel.

[SpursStalker]

you're not really paying for the class... ultimately you're paying for the credit hours that class represents. If you can get those credit hours and not attend the class... do it.

What's the point?

[jman3000]

What's the point?

to get a little piece of paper that supposedly means you have the capacity for higher learning.

[SpursStalker]

to get a little piece of paper that supposedly means you have the capacity for higher learning.

Right ...

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

I cant imagine paying for classes and then not attending them ...

I'm the kind of student who actually wants to go to class. Obviously, there are days when that may not be the case, but in general I want every class to challenge me and to demand 100% of my attention. When I have a class that doesn't do that, however, I have no problems with not being there every day.

[jman3000]

I can't decide whether I want to go watch a movie... or hang out with my 6 lady friends. I mean... they are always "fun" (which implies I get tons of ass) ... but.... a movie sounds so good right now.

[florige]

Depending on which movie it is playboy.

[mrsmaalox]

I can't decide whether I want to go watch a movie... or hang out with my 6 lady friends. I mean... they are always "fun" (which implies I get tons of ass) ... but.... a movie sounds so good right now.

Are they fat? Will they be abandoning children? So many things to consider....

[florige]

Damn I didn't realize Iverson had shed his trademark cornrolls. lol



LBy0MmKjElA

[jman3000]

lmao ... we had to write 3 questions about the current chapter we're reading every week for 6 weeks and she was going to pick the best ones and include them in the test today.

out of the 30 questions 18 were mine. hahaha.

[SpursStalker]

I'm the kind of student who actually wants to go to class. Obviously, there are days when that may not be the case, but in general I want every class to challenge me and to demand 100% of my attention. When I have a class that doesn't do that, however, I have no problems with not being there every day.

I think thats one of the reasons I'm taking internet classes this semester.

Much easier and I get to go to class in my jammies ...

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

lmao ... we had to write 3 questions about the current chapter we're reading every week for 6 weeks and she was going to pick the best ones and include them in the test today.

out of the 30 questions 18 were mine. hahaha.

We did that in several of my psych classes. I loved writing hard ones to fuck up the curve.

[batman2883]

whack

[ashbeeigh]

sweet. I just got some more vcash thanks to silblack, steven & orion.

[jman3000]

The 2 hottest chicks in Survivor got voted out the first 2 shows.

Candace and her amazing body and boobs will be missed greatly.

So much potential : (

[ashbeeigh]

The 2 hottest chicks in Survivor got voted out the first 2 shows.

Candace and her amazing body and boobs will be missed greatly.

So much potential : (

I thought her boobs were saggy, kind of like maalox's. But I didn't understand why they voted her off.

[florige]

I thought her boobs were saggy, kind of like maalox's. But I didn't understand why they voted her off.




:lol Damn Ash wtf.....

[jman3000]

They were only a little saggy. They were still great though. She was probably the hottest cast member in a long time.

They voted her off because she starting coping an attitude and talked shit to Coach. If she had kept her mouth shout Sierra would have gone.

[mrsmaalox]

I thought her boobs were saggy, kind of like maalox's. But I didn't understand why they voted her off.

Damn, what was that for?

[jman3000]

it was ashbeeigh attempting to be a hard ass.

[ashbeeigh]

Damn, what was that for?

It's the quattro! Get over it!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I thought her boobs were saggy, kind of like maalox's. But I didn't understand why they voted her off.

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That damn Space Invaders game in the arcade is going to be the death of me.

[mrsmaalox]

It's the quattro! Get over it!

You are absolutely right. I have no right to complain. In fact, I should be grateful that I'm not the one running around with the jacked up Down's Syndrome face.

[jman3000]

*meow*

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

*meow*

:corn:

[ORION]

:depressed
where is my archery thing

[CuckingFunt]

That damn Space Invaders game in the arcade is going to be the death of me.

I haven't let myself play it yet. I've been trying to avoid the arcade altogether, actually.

[ashbeeigh]

You are absolutely right. I have no right to complain. In fact, I should be grateful that I'm not the one running around with the jacked up Down's Syndrome face.

At least my insults are from my own book, sweetheart. That one came straight from midgetonadonkey's grave.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:depressed
where is my archery thing

For whatever reason, the little tags don't show up over here.

[mrsmaalox]

At least my insults are from my own book, sweetheart. That one came straight from midgetonadonkey's grave.

From your own book?! :lol You actually believe you are the person who made up the saggy tits bit?! :lmao

Wow. No matter where my Down's Syndrome insult came from, it looks like it was accurate in more ways than one.

[jman3000]

ugh... this is the slowest cat fight ever.

when there's 20 minutes in between each post it's very gay.

[ashbeeigh]

ugh... this is the slowest cat fight ever.

when there's 20 minutes in between each post it's very gay.

Sorry jman, I'm at work. I can't keep up with her stupid shit when I have a bitchy boss breathing down my neck all the way from Austin.

[jman3000]

Sorry jman, I'm at work. I can't keep up with her stupid shit when I have a bitchy boss breathing down my neck all the way from Austin.

don't comment to me.

you have a cat fight to be involved in. jesus christ.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought her boobs were saggy, kind of like maalox's. But I didn't understand why they voted her off.


Damn, what was that for?


It's the quattro! Get over it!

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

That damn Space Invaders game in the arcade is going to be the death of me.

I was two seconds from being busted playing that the other day.

[peewee's lovechild]

What happened to the catfight?

Where's Chris Brown when you need him?

Some bitches need to be slapped 'round here.

[mrsmaalox]

What happened to the catfight?

Where's Chris Brown when you need him?

Some bitches need to be slapped 'round here.

What do you need him for? You're such a tough guy, do it yourself.

[to21]

Oh snap.....

I don't care how many times it was said, "Down Syndrome face" is some funny ass shit.

BTW, I need a pic of maalox's tits to determine if they are indeed saggy......STAT.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh snap.....

I don't care how many times it was said, "Down Syndrome face" is some funny ass shit.

BTW, I need a pic of maalox's tits to determine if they are indeed saggy......STAT.

You would need an extra wide screen monitor for that.

[mrsmaalox]

You would need an extra wide screen monitor for that.
Just let him borrow the one you use to view your ass.

[ashbeeigh]

mother fucker. The train at zarzamora and 90 took nearly an hour to go by. I was stuck for 40 minutes. Lame lame lame.

[Melmart1]

Gawd, I come in here for the first time in ages and the first thing I see is ashbeeigh's avatar. :vomit:

[Chris Brown]

What happened to the catfight?

Where's Chris Brown when you need him?

Some bitches need to be slapped 'round here.

Layin low, my man, layin' low.

[CuckingFunt]

Gawd, I come in here for the first time in ages and the first thing I see is ashbeeigh's avatar. :vomit:

Poor, poor thing.

[NZHayden]

how many years has this thread been going now?

[CuckingFunt]

Upon watching it again, I have to say that the remake of Death Race is a truly spectacular film.

[samikeyp]

You would need an extra wide screen monitor for that.

Saggy tits need lovin' too.

[RashoFan]

how many years has this thread been going now?

OMFG! The Kiwi lives!

[CuckingFunt]

Upon watching it again, I have to say that the remake of Death Race is a truly spectacular film.

Seriously. I could watch this all day.

HIabZ9gGOfM

[florige]

Seriously. I could watch this all day.

HIabZ9gGOfM



By any chance does this asshole happen to die a slow burning death in the "Death Race"?
(here's hoping)

[CuckingFunt]

By any chance does this asshole happen to die a slow burning death in the "Death Race"?
(here's hoping)

Heavens, no!

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao I'm taking some fools money at hold 'em. bluffing the whole time

[ashbeeigh]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
ashbeeigh, florige, RashoFan

you and you come play hold 'em.

[florige]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 3 (3 members and 0 guests)
ashbeeigh, florige, RashoFan

you and you come play hold 'em.



I have to leave for work in a couple. If I start taking all your money I def will be running late. lol

[ashbeeigh]

I have to leave for work in a couple. If I start taking all your money I def will be running late. lol

lies. I'll be taking your money.

[The Sun]

Mornin'

[RashoFan]

Seriously. I could watch this all day.

HIabZ9gGOfM

:corn:
Me too!
:drool:

[ORION]

:corn:
Me too!
:drool:

I'm at rolling oaks mall and they don't have jack

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

MsBuaB4IIHA

What has been heard cannot be unheard.

[jman3000]

those bitches were hot... what's so bad about it?

haha... he mus be really short... those girls tower over him.

[to21]

those bitches were hot... what's so bad about it?

haha... he mus be really short... those girls tower over him.'Cause it's a funny ripoff of:

_DmpM8DMZ9E

[jman3000]

O... i dont understand that filthy language. lo siento.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Flo is black?

[ORION]

Steven why do you keep leaving Hold em !!?!!?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I was looking for ATRAIN so I can tell that fucker to buy me and Sandra tickets for tonights game. lol

I scored two tickets in section 28 row 1 or $250. :downspin:

[ORION]

I was looking for ATRAIN so I can tell that fucker to buy me and Sandra tickets for tonights game. lol

I scored two tickets in section 28 row 1 or $250. :downspin:

dude I'm going tonight and my friend will let me in early !

[ATRAIN]

Flo is black?


I was looking for ATRAIN so I can tell that fucker to buy me and Sandra tickets for tonights game. lol

I scored two tickets in section 28 row 1 or $250. :downspin:

Yes Flo is black why do you ask?

LOL wtf why were you looking for me to buy tickets for tonight's game? 250 for both?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yes Flo is black why do you ask?

LOL wtf why were you looking for me to buy tickets for tonight's game? 250 for both?


He doesn't seem like a criminal. That's why. lol

And yeah, $250 for both.

[ATRAIN]

He doesn't seem like a criminal. That's why. lol

And yeah, $250 for both.

LMAO well he is a law man remember but im sure he is a crooked cop lol.

Damn sweet did you buy them already?

[peewee's lovechild]

I need 5 tickets for Friday's game vs. the Cavs.

[ashbeeigh]

This is so lame..having one boss in Houston and other in Wyoming. Now i have to sit and wait for them to call/e-mail me what to do.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is so lame..having one boss in Houston and other in Wyoming. Now i have to sit and wait for them to call/e-mail me what to do.

That's because neither one of them could stand to look at you.

[ashbeeigh]

That's because neither one of them could stand to look at you.

I thought you loved me?

[peewee's lovechild]

There are zero people playing poker.

Where's Orion so I could take his money?

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought you loved me?

I was heavily medicated when I told you that. Plus, your jugs were all over my face.

[Dr. Gonzo]

LMAO well he is a law man remember but im sure he is a crooked cop lol.

Damn sweet did you buy them already?

Yeah. They will be waiting at the will call window for me.

[florige]

Yes Flo is black why do you ask?

LOL wtf why were you looking for me to buy tickets for tonight's game? 250 for both?



$250 for both?! WTF are they courtside?

[florige]

There are zero people playing poker.

Where's Orion so I could take his money?




Orion is actually pretty good at poker.

[Dr. Gonzo]

$250 for both?! WTF are they courtside?

They are on the first row right underneath the basket.

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion is actually pretty good at poker.

I've kicked his ass before.

[florige]

They are on the first row right underneath the basket.



Sweet! I wanted to go see them when they played Washington, but I had to work.

[Melmart1]

Is the Poker function fun? I have only played three or four games so far.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is the Poker function fun? I have only played three or four games so far.

It's pretty cool, but there isn't anyone there right now.

[florige]

You guys trying to get a game started?

[Melmart1]

how many people do you need to play? we should get a quattro table going. i bet half you bastards bluff on every hand.

[Melmart1]

so ashbeeigh can't do any work without being told exactly what to do? no wonder it took her so long to find a job.

[florige]

how many people do you need to play? we should get a quattro table going. i bet half you bastards bluff on every hand.



I can't play, but I am still learning.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel, flo . . . meet me at the poker table.

[Melmart1]

we should have another group drinking night and play poker :lol That would be fun.

[ATRAIN]

Its ok but its limit so you dont win much.

[ATRAIN]

we should have another group drinking night and play poker :lol That would be fun.

considering there is a chat function on there that could be fun

[Melmart1]

Mel, flo . . . meet me at the poker table.

OK ... give me a sec, I haven't played in the casino much so gotta figure out how to sit at a table.

[peewee's lovechild]

OK ... give me a sec, I haven't played in the casino much so gotta figure out how to sit at a table.

Cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

Atrain, join in so I can take all your cash again.

[mrsmaalox]

so ashbeeigh can't do any work without being told exactly what to do? no wonder it took her so long to find a job.

And now they've stuck her in a room and told her to wait for further instructions; they must be laughing their asses off. Like the time they stuffed chicken pheromone into her pocket and sent her to canvas the streets of the south side.

[ashbeeigh]

Ugh. i just started a new job, so there wasn't anything to do until I got the e-mail with instructions. I have a project now. So it's all good.

[ATRAIN]

damn glitchy ass poker

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't tried the poker yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

damn glitchy ass poker

It's pretty damn bad today.

I even got jipped on a hand. I had a fucking flush and a pair of 8s beat me.

What the fuck is up with that?

[Melmart1]

You didn't have a flush. Even mrose said there was not three of one suit on the board. So there is no way you could have had a flush.

[peewee's lovechild]

You didn't have a flush. Even mrose said there was not three of one suit on the board. So there is no way you could have had a flush.

I had two hearts and there were two hearts on the board.

[Melmart1]

I had two hearts and there were two hearts on the board.

That's only four ... you need FIVE of the same suit to get a flush.

Did you seriously think four suited cards was a flush? :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

That's only four ... you need FIVE of the same suit to get a flush.

Did you seriously think four suited cards was a flush? :lmao

Sorry, I meant to say there were three hearts.

The board had a 6, 8, and a Jack, if I remember correctly.

I had a 5 and a 3 of hearts.

[Melmart1]

Nice try. There were two hearts on the board. That's why you had jack shit. And you really do believe that there are four cards in a flush, don't you? Just admit it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice try. There were two hearts on the board. That's why you had jack shit. And you really do believe that there are four cards in a flush, don't you? Just admit it.

No!

Honestly, there were 3 hearts on the damn board!

6,8, and J.

I remember seeing that.

That's why I freaked out.

[Melmart1]

Whatever you say weewee :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Whatever you say weewee :)

I'm serious!!!

Now you've got me doubting myself.

[jman3000]

I swear that old dude smelled like he pooped his pants. There was a little girl running around... but she left, he stayed, and the poop continued to permeate.

[jman3000]

I found the picture where my stache looks the best and put it as my profile pic.

sigh.

[angel_luv]

I found the picture where my stache looks the best and put it as my profile pic.

sigh.


Impressive mustache. :tu :)

And no Bo, this post is NOT an invitation or a liscense for you to grow a mustache!

[Dr. Gonzo]

You should let him grow a mustache. He has three weeks to grow it before my wedding. I want to see a 'stached Bo there.

[ORION]

man my director was right behind me talking to this dude so it was hard to play. Then I go back and everyone left. PeeWee you wuss

[peewee's lovechild]

man my director was right behind me talking to this dude so it was hard to play. Then I go back and everyone left. PeeWee you wuss

I got tired of taking everyone's money.

I had 5 winning hands in a row.

[CuckingFunt]

I found the picture where my stache looks the best and put it as my profile pic.

sigh.

Well... it's no handlebar.

[Melmart1]

I got tired of taking everyone's money.

I had 5 winning hands in a row.

Any flushes? :lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Any flushes? :lmao

Yea, I had two of them.

My last hand was a flush of spades, unlike the flush of hearts I had when I got jobbed.

[CuckingFunt]

How do I keep missing out on the poker games? Man... fuck homework!

[Melmart1]

Dude, I swear you didn't get jobbed. There were only two of any suit on the board. You were high or something.

[Melmart1]

You didn't miss much, the room was soooo sloooow, it was almost unbearable. We didn't play for very long.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude, I swear you didn't get jobbed. There were only two of any suit on the board. You were high or something.

I could've sworn that there were three hearts on the board.

But, I'll concede that you may be right . . . only because my memory is shit.

[CuckingFunt]

You didn't miss much, the room was soooo sloooow, it was almost unbearable. We didn't play for very long.

That makes me feel better. I can deal with missing glitchy poker.

[peewee's lovechild]

The poker game is still glitchy as fuck.

[CuckingFunt]

I desperately need something to distract me from homework. I don't feel like doing it yet.

[peewee's lovechild]

I desperately need something to distract me from homework. I don't feel like doing it yet.

Check out the link Ruff provided on that Keyra chick.

That's some damn good distraction.

[CuckingFunt]

Check out the link Ruff provided on that Keyra chick.

That's some damn good distraction.

Oh, I've already seen that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, I've already seen that.

I'm going to see it again right before I go to bed.

[ORION]

I got tired of taking everyone's money.

I had 5 winning hands in a row.

So what your saying is that you can only win when I'm not playing?

[mrsmaalox]

:wakeup

[peewee's lovechild]

So what your saying is that you can only win when I'm not playing?

Dude, I've taken so much money from you it's almost embarrasing.


Stop using excuses like "some dude just called me on the phone" and shit like that.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck being sick.

[ORION]

Dude, I've taken so much money from you it's almost embarrasing.


Stop using excuses like "some dude just called me on the phone" and shit like that.

so I guess its you who is the top winner in Texas Hold Em. You do know they keep that stat right ?

[ORION]

Fuck being sick.

sick as is good or sick as in bad

[peewee's lovechild]

so I guess its you who is the top winner in Texas Hold Em. You do know they keep that stat right ?

I don't play it as much as you do.

I'd be on top if I played it every waking minute.

[CuckingFunt]

sick as is good or sick as in bad

Sick as in cold and fever.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sick as in cold and fever.

Went through that shit 2 weeks ago.
I can empathize with you.
:sick

[CuckingFunt]

Went through that shit 2 weeks ago.
I can empathize with you.
:sick

Bad timing, too, since I've got a road trip down to San Francisco planned for the weekend.

[ORION]

I don't play it as much as you do.

I'd be on top if I played it every waking minute.

that makes no sense

[ORION]

Bad timing, too, since I've got a road trip down to San Francisco planned for the weekend.

uh where did you go?

[CuckingFunt]

uh where did you go?

Glitchy room threw me out.

[jman3000]

getting sick is for pussies.

[I. Hustle]

I need to piss but I am the only one manning the phones for some reason. Where are all these bitches?

[ashbeeigh]

bitch. I thought my conference call was at 1:45, not 1. lameeee.

[florige]

bitch. I thought my conference call was at 1:45, not 1. lameeee.



At least you will be on time.

[I. Hustle]

F it I'm going to go piss. If I miss a call then I don't give a shit.

[CuckingFunt]

getting sick is for pussies.

Well, then, I guess I'm a pussy.

[ashbeeigh]

At least you will be on time.

I'm a chronic early arriver. Even for online events.

[Spur-Addict]

I like pussy.

[CuckingFunt]

I like pussy.

Who doesn't?

[Spur-Addict]

Who doesn't?

Those who are unaware that pussy exists.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think most people are aware of pussy.

[Spur-Addict]

Yeah, but MOST, isn't all.

[peewee's lovechild]

I really, really like pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

As a matter of fact, I love pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

There should be a pussy scented cologne.

[Spur-Addict]

There should be a pussy scented cologne.

Be careful what you wish for. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Be careful what you wish for. :lol

Oh, I wish for that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd spray my car with that.

[florige]

I'd spray my car with that.



Even if it smelled like a Fishery plant "the" Peewee?

[mrsmaalox]

Those who are unaware that pussy exists.
I'm only aware of pussy when I'm actively using mine. Otherwise I don't like or dislike pussy---it's just there.

[jman3000]

I had tickets to tonights game but I need to finish a paper... so they're sitting in my pocket collecting dust.

Sigh.

[Spur-Addict]

I'm only aware of pussy when I'm actively using mine. Otherwise I don't like or dislike pussy---it's just there.

Yeah, but if you've never discovered pussy prior to the fact, then you don't know what pussy is. If you've never seen pussy, or had the concept of pussy related to you, then you surely do not know what pussy is. If you do not know what pussy is, you cannot like or dislike pussy.

Since you own and operate a pussy, this does not apply to you. An example of someone unaware that pussy exists could be an infant male, or a young male child.

I'm sure glad you enjoy using your pussy. Don't mistreat it, keep it nice and clean. Clean pussy is the best pussy.

[jman3000]

beer beer beer... the magical fruit... the more you drink .. the more you sing and dance to things.

[Trainwreck2100]

R82OM5tzcrk

i can't stop listening to this song, fucking rockband

[CuckingFunt]

That poker room pisses me off.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Funt,
what is that broken .gif in your sig supposed to show?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why is my name blue?!?!

EDIT: Why WAS it blue?

[Vagina]

There should be a pussy scented cologne.

Just smell your finger.