Octuplet mum offered porn contract

[Richard Cranium]

Octuplet mom offered porn contract (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25108606-12377,00.html)

THE American woman who gave birth to octuplets, has been offered $US1 million ($1.54 million) to star in hardcore porn.

The Associated Press (AP) reported that Vivid Entertainment had included a year's worth of health insurance for Nadya Suleman's family in the offer.

Vivid said the offer was sent yesterday via overnight mail and there had been no immediate response, AP reported.

The offer letter said Ms Suleman's video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released videos starring Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian.

>Suleman, 33, gave birth to the octuplets on January 26 in a Californian hospital.

She has six other children, and has said all 14 of her children were conceived through in vitro fertilisation, with sperm from an unidentified, platonic friend.


What..a porn movie called "Eight is Enough"?

[Brian Adams]

Well she fucked everyone else about she gets fucked!

[JudynTX]

Not surprised.

[Blue Jew]

Well if anyone is qualified in the baby making business it has to be her. I bet she got this job without having to pad her resume.

[JoeChalupa]

And I'm sure there are those that already want to be put on the DVD waiting list.

[mrsmaalox]

Did she deliver all those bundles of joy naturally or by c-section? Either way there would probably need some substantial air-brushing required, no?

[jack sommerset]

She needs to do this. 14 kids. Anal.

[Spurminator]

:vomit

[CubanMustGo]

They'll go with a James Bond theme.

And you know what it will be called ...

yep

wait for it

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/007Octopussyposter.jpg

[MANGINA]

:lmao

[BacktoBasics]

It'd be like tossing a lawn chair in to the grand canyon.

[Spurminator]

It'd be like tossing a lawn chair in to the grand canyon.


I'm guessing they'd try to do eight lawn chairs for the film.

[jack sommerset]

I'm getting real horny

[baseline bum]

Make sure the guys wear rubbers so we don't get open mouth #15 for the state to feed.

[Frenzy]

no matter the video there is a freak out there to buy it.

[jack sommerset]

This is a no brainer. 14 kids and no job. DO IT. 1 million dollars. I bet everyone here in this forum would do that for a cool mil

[baseline bum]

This is a no brainer. 14 kids and no job. DO IT. 1 million dollars. I doubt anyone here in this forum would do that for a cool mil

Why? So she can pay, what, 1/5th of her medical bill?

[JoeChalupa]

She's going to need more than 1 million so she better plan on doing sequels.

[jack sommerset]

Why? So she can pay, what, 1/5th of her medical bill?

People are bitching about her taking money so YES so she can pay 1/5 of her medical bill in ur scenerio.

[I. Hustle]

She is getting a years worth of health insurance from them too on top of the milli.

I say throw her in a room with 14 dudes and work that shit out. They will make a ton off that nasty shit.

[baseline bum]

People are bitching about her taking money so YES so she can pay 1/5 of her medical bill in ur scenerio.

I'm all for it, but the problem is why would she care?

[jack sommerset]

I'm all for it, but the problem is why would she care?

I have no clue. I don't know her.

[jack sommerset]

She is getting a years worth of health insurance from them too on top of the milli.

I say throw her in a room with 14 dudes and work that shit out. They will make a ton off that nasty shit.

:lmao

[baseline bum]

She is getting a years worth of health insurance from them too on top of the milli.

I say throw her in a room with 14 dudes and work that shit out. They will make a ton off that nasty shit.

They could all be Lexington Steel and still be able to tag that bitch at the same time.

[Re-Animator]

People are just curious. I could make a film of me shoving a carrot up Sequ's ass and I would sell a million copies just from bored folks with visa cards.

[Bigzax]

People are just curious. I could make a film of me shoving a carrot up Sequ's ass and I would sell a million copies just from bored folks with visa cards.


how big a carrot we talkin?

[Re-Animator]

how big a carrot we talkin?


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[Spurminator]

I can't believe people still BUY porn...

[mookie2001]

your pornography is so unCarl Fargman like

[Re-Animator]

I can't believe people still BUY porn...


Like you wouldn't pay 19.95 to see Tpark tea bag Kori!

[BlackSwordsMan]

I could watch this

[CuckingFunt]

It'd be like tossing a lawn chair in to the grand canyon.

Not necessarily. To my knowledge, all of the births were cesarean, and the cover of some tabloid I saw in the checkout isle today said she hadn't fucked in eight years.