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peskypesky
03-01-2009, 07:56 PM
:toast

KB24 MVP
03-01-2009, 10:45 PM
Lol so how does Brandon Roys ass taste..?

21_Blessings
03-01-2009, 11:01 PM
Hey Shaq, how does the 9 seed taste?

KB24 MVP
03-01-2009, 11:22 PM
ohh and how can we forget Lamarcus Aldridge he also led with 26 points how did his ass taste wow 2 in 1 game talk about defense

BlackSwordsMan
03-01-2009, 11:27 PM
4 rings faggot!

peskypesky
03-01-2009, 11:35 PM
Lakers 3-1

yeah, but these new-look Suns (no Amare, no Nash) are a cut above the old Suns

Ghazi
03-01-2009, 11:37 PM
yeah, but these new-look Suns (no Amare, no Nash) are a cut above the old Suns


You mean the same new look Suns that the Lakers skullfucked three nights ago?

j-money24
03-01-2009, 11:54 PM
4 rings faggot!

14 rings bitch
suck it

Dinamita
03-01-2009, 11:58 PM
14 rings bitch
suck it
:lmao

jdev82
03-02-2009, 12:27 AM
no finals losses faggot!
we are 4-0 undefeated
hbu?

j-money24
03-02-2009, 12:33 AM
no finals losses faggot!
we are 4-0 undefeated
hbu?

you're an Idiot.
would you rather make the finals and get a beat or not make the playoffs.
Only spurs fans would rather see their team fishing than compete.

14 rings and 29 finals appearances.
how does Jerry Buss A$$ taste?

DrHouse
03-02-2009, 12:45 AM
14 >>> 4.

How many times do we have to repeat this to you dumb redneck hillbilly Spur fans?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 12:47 AM
This whole 4-0 >>> 14-29 argument is about as retarded as it gets.

dirk4mvp
03-02-2009, 12:48 AM
This whole 4-0 >>> 14-29 argument is about as retarded as it gets.


It only gets worse when they try to run 4>0 at mav/suns fan like we're not numb to it or something.

j-money24
03-02-2009, 12:49 AM
14 >>> 4.

How many times do we have to repeat this to you dumb redneck hillbilly Spur fans?

we can repeat to him a million times, he still wont get it.
he must be really good at math.

Dex
03-02-2009, 12:49 AM
No kidding.

14 is obviously > than 4.

But at least we don't have to walk around living with the stench of being bandwagon Lakers fans. ;)

dirk4mvp
03-02-2009, 12:51 AM
No kidding.

14 is obviously > than 4.

But at least we don't have to walk around living with the stench of being bandwagon Lakers fans. ;)

The riverwalk stench is much worse.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 12:52 AM
It only gets worse when they try to run 4>0 at mav/suns fan like we're not numb to it or something.

The 14>0 thing is just as retarded but they're no different. If you're arguing about something such as the game TODAY and out of nowhere bring up a championship count that was completely irrelevant, you basically waive a white flag saying, "I lost the argument so ima change the subject."

dirk4mvp
03-02-2009, 12:54 AM
The 14>0 thing is just as retarded but they're no different. If you're arguing about something such as the game TODAY and out of nowhere bring up a championship count that was completely irrelevant, you basically waive a white flag saying, "I lost the argument so ima change the subject."

That's spurfan's stock response to anything since most of them are incapable of saying anything other than that.

Matchman
03-02-2009, 12:55 AM
14 rings hmmm? i bet most of yall lakers fans here werent even alive to witness 11 of them :lol

j-money24
03-02-2009, 12:55 AM
i didnt bring it up first but when a spurs fan tell a laker fan "4 rings faggot" than you gotta say something about that.

DrHouse
03-02-2009, 12:56 AM
That's the saddest part about Spur fans.

They'll do the whole "4 rings" smack talk to Mav/Suns fans but all of a sudden rings don't matter when they try to talk shit to Laker fans. Then it's all about some bogus Final's win % BS.

Dumbass motherfuckers.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 01:01 AM
That's spurfan's stock response to anything since most of them are incapable of saying anything other than that.

The ones like SD and De Soto yes, but there are plenty of Spurs fans on this board with intelligent stuff to talk about. The ones that get in the 4-0 >>> 14-29 argument frequently generally don't.

TheMACHINE
03-02-2009, 01:02 AM
14 rings hmmm? i bet most of yall lakers fans here werent even alive to witness 11 of them :lol

My son wasnt born when the Rockets won twice last decade? Does that mean those titles doesnt exist?

dirk4mvp
03-02-2009, 01:04 AM
The ones like SD and De Soto yes, but there are plenty of Spurs fans on this board with intelligent stuff to talk about. The ones that get in the 4-0 >>> 14-29 argument frequently generally don't.


I've never seen SD throw that around. At least not with a 3 paragraph explanation tacked on. Most spurfans do it when they're getting their ass handed to them by a mav/suns fan.

Matchman
03-02-2009, 01:08 AM
My son wasnt born when the Rockets won twice last decade? Does that mean those titles doesnt exist?

nope, but its funny how yall can gloat about something which you have not witness first hand:lol. its like gloating to your friend about how your brother fucks a fine woman last night. Who Cares:downspin:?

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 01:09 AM
I've never seen SD throw that around. At least not with a 3 paragraph explanation tacked on. Most spurfans do it when they're getting their ass handed to them by a mav/suns fan.


The belligerent ones that see that someone has a favorite team other than the Spurs so they attack that person for no reason are always hilarious. Two different times a Spurs fan saw that my favorite team was the Suns so they randomly post a 4 > 0 cheap shot and then go on to say I'm an idiot for hating Tim Duncan, ya know cause I hate the guy so much :hat

IronMexican
03-02-2009, 01:13 AM
Lakers 14, Suns+Mavs(Or the Savs) 0.

Xylus
03-02-2009, 02:08 AM
Last I checked, the Spurs are still searching for that elusive first ring. If Ginobili gets healthy, they just might get over the hump this year.

Lakers999
03-02-2009, 03:59 AM
14 rings hmmm? i bet most of yall lakers fans here werent even alive to witness 11 of them :lol

the saddest thing is both the rockets and the spurs have been around as long as the lakers and they JUST NOW started to compete, now spurs fans act like they are die hard.

i can understand rocket fans talking shit...but Spurs fans? honestly! yall have no base since the ABA days so take those 4 rings 3 eliminations by the lakers and shove em up your ass

Spur-Addict
03-02-2009, 04:14 AM
No kidding.

14 is obviously > than 4.

But at least we don't have to walk around living with the stench of being bandwagon Lakers fans. ;)



One of the realist posts i've ever read.

Xylus
03-02-2009, 04:15 AM
Suns played really good D today. I am very impressed with our effort.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 08:58 AM
Suns played really good D today. I am very impressed with our effort.

Ya as am I, if they just limit the offensive boards more than I'll be even happier. Most of Kobe's shots were just shots no one can guard.

Muser
03-02-2009, 10:15 AM
I find it funny how nearly every thread on this forum turns into an argument about rings.

TheMACHINE
03-02-2009, 10:37 AM
nope, but its funny how yall can gloat about something which you have not witness first hand:lol. its like gloating to your friend about how your brother fucks a fine woman last night. Who Cares:downspin:?

I guess a bunch of 9 year olds in Texas can argue how the Rockets and Mavs have the same amount of rings right?

TheMACHINE
03-02-2009, 10:37 AM
I find it funny how nearly every thread on this forum turns into an argument about rings.

its cuz there are some dumbfucks who think 4>14>0

DrHouse
03-02-2009, 10:43 AM
There wouldn't be endless rings arguments if Spur fan would just suck it up and admit that 14 > 4.

And btw, I was alive to witness 8 Laker championships so fuck off to those who say they aren't relevant.

LnGrrrR
03-02-2009, 11:10 AM
Can I throw "17 rings" into the conversation yet? lol

Hell son, I've got like, 10 rings holding up my shower curtain.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 11:30 AM
Can I throw "17 rings" into the conversation yet? lol

Hell son, I've got like, 10 rings holding up my shower curtain.

Why is it Celtics fans are the team with the most rings yet they don't make asses of themselves bringing up a ring count during an argument where the championships won by Bill Russell are completely irrelevant?

anonoftheinternets
03-02-2009, 12:31 PM
Why is it Celtics fans are the team with the most rings yet they don't make asses of themselves bringing up a ring count during an argument where the championships won by Bill Russell are completely irrelevant?

okay, is this fair then: After the celtics and lakers era, after the jordan era, the spurs have been the most dominant team of this era with 4 championships, with lakers a close second, and poised to make it equal if they win this year (although not making the playoffs, plus eliminated in the first round is a major black mark).

pauls931
03-02-2009, 01:19 PM
Ya as am I, if they just limit the offensive boards more than I'll be even happier. Most of Kobe's shots were just shots no one can guard.

This your dream, suns with Amare and Nash out.

RedsLakers24
03-02-2009, 01:23 PM
All i got to say to the Spurs fan, Out of our 60 years we been in the NBA, we have been to the playoffs 55 times, only missing the playoffs 5 times in our history in the NBA, so screw you haters who say we arent relevant

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 01:24 PM
Rockets and Mavs have the same amount of rings right?

You've got about as much basketball knowledge as Vujacic has basketball talent cause Houston has 2 rings won with Hakeem. I understand, the lakers weren't good at the time so you probably weren't watching.

LnGrrrR
03-02-2009, 03:11 PM
Why is it Celtics fans are the team with the most rings yet they don't make asses of themselves bringing up a ring count during an argument where the championships won by Bill Russell are completely irrelevant?

We find better ways to be obnoxious pricks. Besides, most of us are still defending the Pats legacy, reveling in the Red Sox dominance over the Yankees, and amazed that even the Bruins are good this year.

TheMACHINE
03-02-2009, 06:27 PM
You've got about as much basketball knowledge as Vujacic has basketball talent cause Houston has 2 rings won with Hakeem. I understand, the lakers weren't good at the time so you probably weren't watching.

Wow dude..talk about changing my sentence and not reading what the fuck i was talking about. Fuck. Get some reading comprehension.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-02-2009, 06:40 PM
Get some reading comprehension.

Get a new favorite player, even your fellow Laker fans know "The Machine" sucks.

dirk4mvp
03-02-2009, 07:13 PM
Get a new favorite player, even your fellow Laker fans know "The Machine" sucks.


Machine doesn't deserve this much hate. It's hard on him when he has to decide which headband to wear.

TheMACHINE
03-02-2009, 08:18 PM
Get a new favorite player, even your fellow Laker fans know "The Machine" sucks.


..ok man...u were actually one of my favorite Suns poster. Its just crazy how your slamming me cuz you read my post wrong. The Rockets fan tried to act like we cant celebrate rings that we didnt "witness"..thats why i said that "9 year old" kids will think that the Mavs and Rockets have the same amount of rings since they werent born in the 90's when the Rockets one with Hakeem. All good tho. I know where we stand now.

dirk4mvp
03-02-2009, 11:06 PM
..ok man...u were actually one of my favorite Suns poster. Its just crazy how your slamming me cuz you read my post wrong. The Rockets fan tried to act like we cant celebrate rings that we didnt "witness"..thats why i said that "9 year old" kids will think that the Mavs and Rockets have the same amount of rings since they werent born in the 90's when the Rockets one with Hakeem. All good tho. I know where we stand now.

Are you going to cry?

TheMACHINE
03-02-2009, 11:58 PM
Are you going to cry?


yes....

just like i would cry if i was the only NBA team in Texas without a title.

Dinamita
03-03-2009, 12:02 AM
:lmao

RedsLakers24
03-03-2009, 02:03 AM
yes....

just like i would cry if i was the only NBA team in Texas without a title.

:lmao o shit that made me fell out of my chair, good one

DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-03-2009, 03:49 AM
..ok man...u were actually one of my favorite Suns poster. Its just crazy how your slamming me cuz you read my post wrong. The Rockets fan tried to act like we cant celebrate rings that we didnt "witness"..thats why i said that "9 year old" kids will think that the Mavs and Rockets have the same amount of rings since they werent born in the 90's when the Rockets one with Hakeem. All good tho. I know where we stand now.

Sorry, I misinterpreted your post. Now it makes sense.

dirk4mvp
03-03-2009, 11:05 AM
yes....

just like i would cry if i was the only NBA team in Texas without a title.


I could ride a bandwagon of a team and one of the worst players in the league like you. Or I could look like you, and probably kill myself with a screwdriver. I hope Terry hooked you up with a hoe when you saw him, otherwise it's a hopeless cause.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/Janthony019/IMG_0444.jpg

TheMACHINE
03-03-2009, 12:16 PM
I could ride a bandwagon of a team and one of the worst players in the league like you. Or I could look like you, and probably kill myself with a screwdriver. I hope Terry hooked you up with a hoe when you saw him, otherwise it's a hopeless cause.




its ok.... im happy with my life...Go ahead and take personal jabs on me..who's crying now?

I have a loving and caring wife, pregnant with my second baby.....you can say im UGLY all you want. Dont matter to me....Im on High on life...and High on my basketabll team.

Hows yours? ;)

http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v652/38/76/1331803678/n1331803678_30274689_3832.jpg

Dont you just love my Jacket ;)


BTW, i dont know if im a hopless cause. Im very happy with my wife. She's a hottie in my eyes.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v309/38/76/1331803678/n1331803678_30028115_6912.jpg

dirk4mvp
03-03-2009, 01:01 PM
cool story bro.

TheMACHINE
03-03-2009, 01:05 PM
cool story bro.

its cool..i know thats a bad pix of me. :lol