View Full Version : Why is a bitch announcing games on ESPN?
DrHouse
03-01-2009, 08:17 PM
I'm sure she's a nice lady and all in real life but she has no business announcing an NBA game on ESPN. Quite frankly, I don't want to hear or see a bitch during any sporting event unless they are wearing 3" skirts and dancing around half naked on the court.
What dumbass ESPN exec. thought this would be a good idea?
Biggems
03-01-2009, 08:19 PM
leave Reggie Miller alone sheesh
Biggems
03-01-2009, 08:20 PM
i wish Walton would start calling games again, I like him as an announcer
JoeTait75
03-01-2009, 08:21 PM
Doris Burke? She did the Cavaliers-Wizards series last year. She's reasonably knowledgable and doesn't get in the way of the game, and that's all I ask of an analyst. Too many think people are tuning in to listen to them run their mouths (JVG). I have no problem with her.
Bob Lanier
03-01-2009, 08:21 PM
Why are blocked users' threads' titles visible?
Thunder Dan
03-01-2009, 08:23 PM
I had to change to the local feed- I can't stand her. All she talks about is Lebron James. She has not idea about anything in the NBA except Lebron James. Listen to her, everytime she talks it's about Lebron. It's even annoying for me a Cavs fan. I'd rather listen to Austin Carr anyways- he calls the other team names and just roots for the Cavs and yells at the refs
JoeTait75
03-01-2009, 08:23 PM
I'd rather listen to Austin Carr anyways- he calls the other team names and just roots for the Cavs and yells at the refs
That's a no-brainer. AC is God.
BeeGee
03-01-2009, 08:24 PM
Damn, homeboy, that's harsh. She's better than some of the bozos that ABC/BSPN has tortured us with in the past. Would you rather have Tom Tolbert? Shit, I'd take her every time over half the normal clowns. Then again, I'd take dead silence and a half-scrambled picture of the game over Tom Tolber on Hi-Def.
JoeTait75
03-01-2009, 08:25 PM
Austin Carr Drinking Game (http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/?p=7161)
Thunder Dan
03-01-2009, 08:25 PM
That's a no-brainer. AC is God.
I wish other teams' fan bases got to listen to him a couple times. I would love to hear their thoughts. He has to be so annoying for non-Cav fans
Get that weak stuff outta here!
Pelicans78
03-01-2009, 08:28 PM
Whenever Doris Burke is announcing, I watch the games with my pants off.
Thunder Dan
03-01-2009, 08:29 PM
I wish I could find the video or audio from when Al Harrington had that hard foul on Lebron and Austin was calling him all kinds of names, saying he was soft and he was half of a man- and if he were out there he would have knocked him out. Fred almost had to hold him back from jumping over the table to kill Harrington. I mean, you just don't get that anywhere else
Whenever Doris Burke is announcing, I watch the games with my pants off.
who doesn't
Spur-Addict
03-01-2009, 08:33 PM
Whenever Doris Burke is announcing, I watch the games with my pants off.
:rollin
BeeGee
03-01-2009, 08:34 PM
http://www.vixpix.com/chick_hearn.jpg
:worthy:
iggypop123
03-01-2009, 08:34 PM
just fire mark jackson. burke does an ok job. nancy leiberman on the other hand sounds like she cant even put a sentence together
Thunder Dan
03-01-2009, 08:37 PM
haha Delonte with the shoulder to the ref
IronMexican
03-01-2009, 08:37 PM
Chick was the best.
BeeGee
03-01-2009, 08:50 PM
Im probably the biggest male shovinist on this board, but if Tommy Hiensen can announce, then fuck it, there should be no boundaries.
lmao - Yeh, Tommy H used to provide local-commentary on major network nationally-televised games. It was like "Uh Tommy, were with CBS dude. You can't wear your Celtics jersey and scream "Fuck the Lakers" today, man. Save that shit for the local beantown network.
Hiensen was a piece of work. If you didn't know better, you'd swear it was the local call of the Celtics games with that clown.
dirk4mvp
03-01-2009, 08:54 PM
How many times has she said LeBron has terrific physical attributes now?
JoeTait75
03-01-2009, 08:55 PM
Chick was the best.
I'm partial to my namesake, but Chick was awfully, awfully good.
JoeTait75
03-01-2009, 08:56 PM
lmao - Yeh, Tommy H used to provide local-commentary on major network nationally-televised games. It was like "Uh Tommy, were with CBS dude. You can't wear your Celtics jersey and scream "Fuck the Lakers" today, man. Save that shit for the local beantown network.
Hiensen was a piece of work. If you didn't know better, you'd swear it was the local call of the Celtics games with that clown.
CBS in the '80s = Celtics Broadcasting System. Dick Stockton was a Boston guy too.
TheProfessor
03-01-2009, 08:57 PM
I'm sure she's a nice lady and all in real life but she has no business announcing an NBA game on ESPN. Quite frankly, I don't want to hear or see a bitch during any sporting event unless they are wearing 3" skirts and dancing around half naked on the court.
What dumbass ESPN exec. thought this would be a good idea?
I bet you're a hit with the ladies.
TOTALLY AGREE WITH OP!!!!!!
Doris Burke is an ugly piece of shit and her commetary is unbearable :bang:bang:bang
Darthkiller
03-01-2009, 09:07 PM
"whenever i watch the hawks, my eyes are drawn to josh smith"
wtf is that shit
"The sleepy eyed assasin strikes again"
"Chris paul is such a good passer when its a 3 on 1"
I swear to god...
Mugen
03-01-2009, 09:15 PM
i hate the lakers but growin up in LA, i ALWAYS admired Chick. claaaaaasssy guy. miss him.
with that said, i would run over Tommy Heinsohn if i saw him walking on the street.
Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
03-01-2009, 09:22 PM
I heard the Nuggets announcers the other day for the first time and just couldnt take it.
man I couldn't take it either. At one point I hit the mute button just so I wouldn't hear them. It was painful I tell you. I don't know how nuggets fan do it. I guess when you're that high above sea level you can take all that BS.
Chick hearn was the best!!!!!
Doris is ok. But I feel like I'm watching a wnba game. Which is a sick feeling. I think I just threw up in my mouth. I just heard her say " the spurs are down by 17 at halftime." wrong doris is 27
DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-01-2009, 09:42 PM
If the league is going to take that route, the should put some fine ass women up there like some of these news channels, just make sure to flash on here every 30 seconds or so.
I'd much rather watch that than Cheryl Miller.
btw you should change the title thread that sounds sexist,
you should say clueless bitch rofl
DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-01-2009, 09:50 PM
God Thunder Dan is right this trick can't keep Lebron's dick out of her mouth.
Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
03-01-2009, 09:50 PM
If the league is going to take that route, the should put some fine ass women up there like some of these news channels, just make sure to flash on here every 30 seconds or so.
I strongly agree, a hot weather women would do. Especially that Latina on univision jackie guerrido. Whoa!!! Hot
DUNCANownsKOBE2
03-01-2009, 09:52 PM
btw you should change the title thread that sounds sexist,
you should say clueless bitch rofl
:lmao
MambaJuice2408
03-02-2009, 04:23 PM
ESPN has in fact tortured us with the likes of Mike Tirico, Tom Tolbert, and those are just two of the many shitty ones.
I miss the days of the NBA on NBC. Hearing Hannah Storm host the studio show and having Bob Costas call games was like magic. Plus the intro to the show pumped me up no matter what team I was rooting for
Indazone
03-02-2009, 04:33 PM
Why do I get the feeling that Kori does not approve this thread.
Kill_Bill_Pana
03-02-2009, 04:37 PM
Who is redhead girl that do halftime player interviews in ESPN?
Who is redhead girl that do halftime player interviews in ESPN?
err shutup
Kill_Bill_Pana
03-02-2009, 04:43 PM
err shutup
name please
The Franchise
03-02-2009, 04:44 PM
I'm sure she's a nice lady and all in real life but she has no business announcing an NBA game on ESPN. Quite frankly, I don't want to hear or see a bitch during any sporting event unless they are wearing 3" skirts and dancing around half naked on the court.
What dumbass ESPN exec. thought this would be a good idea?
Woman hater?
name please
christina model
cherylsteele
03-02-2009, 05:40 PM
I'm sure she's a nice lady and all in real life but she has no business announcing an NBA game on ESPN. Quite frankly, I don't want to hear or see a bitch during any sporting event unless they are wearing 3" skirts and dancing around half naked on the court.
What dumbass ESPN exec. thought this would be a good idea?
Your show sucks.
Xylus
03-02-2009, 05:42 PM
I'd rather listen to her than Mark Jackson and JVG. I can't stand those two.
Give me Hubie Brown any day of the week.
I'd rather listen to her than Mark Jackson and JVG. I can't stand those two.
Give me Hubie Brown any day of the week.
wtf? JVG is like the best commetator out their besides Reggie Miller.
Hubie brown is always on the reff's dick
Xylus
03-02-2009, 05:47 PM
wtf? JVG is like the best commetator out their besides Reggie Miller.
Hubie brown is always on the reff's dick
Reggie Miller is awful, too. JVG isn't nearly as annoying as Mark Jackson (the worst commentator in basketball), but sometimes his attempts at humor are distracting. He goes off on tangents when he should be talking basketball.
Reggie Miller is awful, too. JVG isn't nearly as annoying as Mark Jackson (the worst commentator in basketball), but sometimes his attempts at humor are distracting. He goes off on tangents when he should be talking basketball.
yea agreed, Mark Jackson is a little shit, but its funny to see JVG own him :lol
Brazil
03-02-2009, 06:03 PM
Be polite with the ladies Dr House ! Your mother didn't teach you the good manners?
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/172/drhouseexposed02ea5.jpg
Cry Havoc
03-02-2009, 06:07 PM
I'd rather listen to her than Mark Jackson and JVG. I can't stand those two.
Give me Hubie Brown any day of the week.
+1
Hubie Brown is among the best NBA announcers to be on TV.
iggypop123
03-03-2009, 02:59 AM
+1
Hubie Brown is among the best NBA announcers to be on TV.
he talks x's and o's tells it how it is but mark jackson all he does is "mama there goes that man"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVCGPzyemg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhjcMyMCJxs
Xylus
03-03-2009, 03:06 AM
Mama there goes that man...
That's one of the most annoying fucking catchphrases I've ever heard.
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