how can I get my girlfriend to douche without upsetting her? [Archive]

Laker Lanny

03-04-2009, 08:33 AM

My girlfriend needs to douche real bad but I don't know how to go about telling her, and suggestions or advise would be great!
how can I get my girlfriend to douche without upsetting her?
thanks! :depressed

MaNuMaNiAc

03-04-2009, 08:36 AM

Doesn't that happen every time she has sex with you, douche? :hat

JudynTX

03-04-2009, 08:52 AM

Do it yourself. :lol

MiamiHeat

03-04-2009, 09:18 AM

Laker Lanny = mouse

this thread is fake, moving on

TwAnKiEs

03-04-2009, 09:21 AM

Just tell her that shit smells like rotten goat cheese and if the deed is not done, your through...

that is all :downspin:

tlongII

03-04-2009, 09:26 AM

Trolls Forum

BacktoBasics

03-04-2009, 09:50 AM

The setup and delivery were totally lacking here.

peewee's lovechild

03-04-2009, 10:05 AM

Put a Pine Tree air freshner in her snatch to serve as a clue.

Coach Buzzcut

03-04-2009, 10:06 AM

Go down on her and vomit like one of your other trolls. You may never get head again, but it'll get the message across.

SpursStalker

03-04-2009, 10:12 AM

Doucheing is bad for women ... have her take a bath.

:lol

The Franchise

03-04-2009, 10:14 AM

doucheing is bad for women ... Have her take a bath.

:lol

+1

PM5K

03-04-2009, 10:48 AM

Doucheing is bad for women ... have her take a bath.

:lol

I heard the same thing.

Take a bath and maybe use one of those sprays they make....

I believe it can upset the natural PH balance or some shit like that...

mrsmaalox

03-04-2009, 11:15 AM

If she requires anything other than soap and water, she has a medical problem. Tell her to make a GYN appointment.

Vinnie_Johnson

03-04-2009, 11:41 AM

Doesn't that happen every time she has sex with you, douche? :hat

:lmao

Strike

03-04-2009, 12:22 PM

As has been said more than once, douching ain't good. If normal hygiene don't take the smell away, she needs to see a doctor. Contact with your infested junk probably isn't helping, either.

Twisted_Dawg

03-04-2009, 12:26 PM

Maybe she will get the hint when she sees you wearing a snorkle while you are going down on her.

Phase-T

03-04-2009, 04:45 PM

Get a job at Fred;s fish fry and when you come home you won't notice it anymore!:tu

unibrow

03-04-2009, 05:14 PM

Laker Lanny = mouse

this thread is fake, moving on

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Bigzax

03-04-2009, 05:15 PM

talk about how bad your junk stinks and tell her your sorry for your bad hygiene
and how you hope you didn't give her an infection or something...
let her catch a whiff if you can do it casually....:tu

florige

03-04-2009, 05:16 PM

When you go down on her trying sucking on a Halls cough drop.

Bigzax

03-04-2009, 05:17 PM

let her catch you febreezing her panties...:lmao

unibrow

03-04-2009, 05:20 PM

let her catch you febreezing her panties...:lmao

:lmao

lint

03-04-2009, 05:40 PM

Wear a barf bag around your neck.

Slydragon

03-05-2009, 01:07 AM

Since you a LA fan, start it off by saying. "you know how the Clippers stink? Well...." and go from there.

Spur-Addict

03-05-2009, 01:27 AM

Excuse the following dirty comment.

A little pussy to mouth action will solve all of this.

SpursStalker

03-05-2009, 10:04 AM

Excuse the following dirty comment.

A little pussy to mouth action will solve all of this.

I'm assuming you mean her mouth ...

:lol

Brian Adams

03-05-2009, 02:45 PM

I'm assuming you mean her mouth ...

:lol

:wow