Official UTSA sucks chodes thread

[Bukefal]

I could give a shit about some faggots who dress up in black and growl, while some guys in the background bang and pick on shit they got yesterday. Have fun calling that music.

:lol

[Blake]

good morning. Damn it's hot outside.

lol utsa

[Unforgivable]

Hey man why you always treat me so bad?


Cause I ain't yo nigga, plain and simple FAGGOT!!!!

[dirk4mvp]

:rollin

[Unforgivable]

What's another neglected child support payment, I Owe, MILLIONS!!!!

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lol utsa

[Unforgivable]

Bovice > UTSA

[dirk4mvp]

Waylon Jennings > utsa



21 yr old

I wasn't born in the 80's. Glad to know that intro math course at utsa is helping.

[dirk4mvp]

lol growling

lol growling about satan

lol power chords!

lol metal

lol thinking metal = rock

lol benjarvus liking shitty music

lol utsa

[dirk4mvp]

lol growling

lol growling about satan

lol power chords!

lol metal

lol thinking metal = rock

lol benjarvus liking shitty music

lol utsa

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol intro math course at UTSA

[dirk4mvp]

lol 12 on his act

lol the unforgivable guy smarter than him

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol 2 + 2 = 6 at UTSA

[Unforgivable]

lol UTSA

[pkbpkb81]

[QUOTE=dirk4mvp;3468681]Waylon Jennings > utsa
QUOTE]

This is true, but kinda fucked up to bring up the great waylon when talking about utsa.

[dirk4mvp]

Sorry, no.

Unless your smelling your nasty ass b.o.


lol death metal

[dirk4mvp]

D5Hv0tsvpyU




:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

What the fuck!

What kind of sane human would pollute themselves with this bullshit?

[dirk4mvp]

You don't like bands who growl like cornered wild animals you don't know music!


random growling band > lol milk

[Will Hunting]

Mit > utsa

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lol utsa

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

where did this whole MILK thing start?

[dirk4mvp]

It's also pretty stupid and the lamest thing you've thought of so far, which is quite an accomplishment.

[dirk4mvp]

lol death metal

lol utsa

lol osu bandwagon

lol "my family was born in ohio many moons ago"

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol lebomb comparing utsa to UCLA in the NBA forum.

[pkbpkb81]

lol lebomb comparing utsa to UCLA in the NBA forum.

lebum is a funny guy, but not the way he intends to be

[lebomb]

lol lebomb comparing utsa to UCLA in the NBA forum.

Obviously you are too stupid to understand what I wrote.

I said Utsa is LIKE Ucla in the fact that CAL is the flagship California system school and Ucla is the sister school.............UT is the flagship Texas system school and Utsa is the sister school. How is that NOT a valid comparison? Please prove me wrong. Other than Ucla being Tier 1 and Utsa at Tier 3?.........but, Utsa was just on a signed Bill yesterday to proceed to Tier 1.

:toast

Continue on with your chodeness. :wakeup

[redraiderinfiji]

astu does not even have a recruit yet.....

but they do have the biggest slut north of Nuevo Laredo's Boys Town in Riley Star

[lebomb]

astu does not even have a recruit yet.....

but they do have the biggest slut north of Nuevo Laredo's Boys Town in Riley Star



RICHARDSON, Texas (AP) - Gov. Rick Perry has signed into law a bill that awards seven Texas universities millions of dollars in an effort to help them become top U.S. research institutions.

Perry said Wednesday at the University of Texas at Dallas campus that the money will give the state an edge at a time when public universities are struggling financially.

In addition to UT-Dallas, the other schools that would receive matching funds from the state for grants, scholarships and endowment are: Texas Tech University, the University of Houston, the University of North Texas, UT-Arlington, UT-San Antonio and UT-El Paso.



:toast To holding hands with TTech in the next 10yrs. :hat

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Obviously you are too stupid to understand what I wrote.

I said Utsa is LIKE Ucla in the fact that CAL is the flagship California system school and Ucla is the sister school.............UT is the flagship Texas system school and Utsa is the sister school. How is that NOT a valid comparison? Please prove me wrong. Other than Ucla being Tier 1 and Utsa at Tier 3?.........but, Utsa was just on a signed Bill yesterday to proceed to Tier 1.

:toast

Continue on with your chodeness. :wakeup


How about the fact that UCLA admission's office requires more than an 8th grade graduation to be accepted?

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lol utsa

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol 99.5% acceptance rate

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http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Kim-Jong-Il-article.article.jpg You so crazy Kim...

lame

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL Zona is so much better


Don't even try to compare UTSA to Arizona.

1 ring, faggot.

[Eminem]

here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free.


a nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL Zona is so much better


lol Arizona actually requires a certain HS GPA and SAT/ACT score in order to be accepted.

lol 99.5% acceptance rate

lol football team made up of walk-ons

lol UTSA

[lebomb]

lol Arizona actually requires a certain HS GPA and SAT/ACT score in order to be accepted.

lol 99.5% acceptance rate

lol football team made up of walk-ons

lol UTSA


Once you get into college, do you not have to make the grades and pass the courses to graduate? I guess not.

Just because someone made it into Zona doesnt mean they finished. :lmao

[DMX7]

2008 Acceptance Rates

UTSA: 88%
University of Arizona: 81%

oh wow... so impressive. :rolleyes

[Death In June]

lol 99.5% acceptance rateNormally, this would be a knock against the school, but you can't fault them for brining in revenue. UTSA has a graduation rate of 19%, so while they take in a bunch of dumbasses, most are weeded out. I personally can't speak for other departments, but the science program at UTSA is good. I got into a pharmacy school pretty easily during my senior year at UTSA, and I definitely wouldn't have if the science courses were shit.

[stretch]

lol utsa

lol osu

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

No but they are still smarter than everyone combined at UTSA.


The shit I just took two hours ago is smarter than everyone combined at UTSA.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

2008 Acceptance Rates

UTSA: 88%
University of Arizona: 81%

oh wow... so impressive. :rolleyes

UTSA's acceptance rate is not in the eighties. Please provide a link.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol BenJarvus 30 year old freshman at UTSA

[DMX7]

UTSA's acceptance rate is not in the eighties. Please provide a link.

http://collegesearch.collegeboard.com/search/CollegeDetail.jsp?match=true&collegeId=470&searchType=college&type=qfs&word=utsa

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2006-11-02-collegerates_x.htm


Apparently my source^ was old, I didn't notice that. I was wrong on that....still....

UA > utsa

lol 99.3% acceptance rate in 2006
lol fat mexicans
lol not even division I
lol I know my SAT score shits on that of lebomb and benjarvus

[DMX7]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2006-11-02-collegerates_x.htm


Apparently my source^ was old, I didn't notice that. I was wrong on that....still....

UA > utsa

lol 99.3% acceptance rate in 2006
lol fat mexicans
lol not even division I
lol I know my SAT score shits on that of lebomb and benjarvus

UTSA is division I.

Just curious. What was your SAT score?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

UTSA is division I.

Just curious. What was your SAT score?


Well a few years ago they added a 3rd category so it's out of 2400 instead of 1600.

If you count the 3rd category, my score was 2010.

But if you format it the traditional way and make it out of 1600, my score was a 1390.

[lebomb]

Well a few years ago they added a 3rd category so it's out of 2400 instead of 1600.

If you count the 3rd category, my score was 2010.

But if you format it the traditional way and make it out of 1600, my score was a 1390.

And you are still a dumb fuck. Zona should be embarrassed.

[lebomb]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2006-11-02-collegerates_x.htm


Apparently my source^ was old, I didn't notice that. I was wrong on that....still....

UA > utsa

lol 99.3% acceptance rate in 2006
lol fat mexicans
lol not even division I
lol I know my SAT score shits on that of lebomb and benjarvus

But does your career and income?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

But does your career and income?


Seeing that I'm an 18 year old who just finished his freshman year no it doesn't.

[lebomb]

Seeing that I'm an 18 year old who just finished his freshman year no it doesn't.

I knew you were a kid. Grow up and come back and talk to grown folks. I just dismissed a bunch of dumb ass degreed applicants like you in the last week. :rolleyes

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I knew you were a kid. Grow up and come back and talk to grown folks. I just dismissed a bunch of dumb ass degreed applicants like you in the last week. :rolleyes


lol angry that DoK has a higher SAT score
lol saying UA should be embarrassed to have a student UTSA dreams of having
lol lebomb
lol UTSA
lol 99.3%

[Death In June]

Freshmen in college are typically the douchiest people you will find anywhere. Sooner or later you'll hopefully drop the self important, self aggrandizing BS, because at this point in your academic life, you ain't shit.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Freshmen in college are typically the douchiest people you will find anywhere. Sooner or later you'll hopefully drop the self important, self aggrandizing BS, because at this point in your academic life, you ain't shit.


I love how much acting cocky pisses people off.

[Death In June]

I'm not pissed off; it happens to most people coming in from high school. Pretension just makes me grind my teeth.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's hard to not be pretentious when you're as awesome as I am.

[dirk4mvp]

lol dok has unleashed a monsoon of bukkake all over the utsa faithful.

[pkbpkb81]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Kim-Jong-Il-article.article.jpg You so crazy Kim...

racist

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I knew you were a kid. Grow up and come back and talk to grown folks. I just dismissed a bunch of dumb ass degreed applicants like you in the last week. :rolleyes

lol 18 year old kid just shit in your face

[dirk4mvp]

lol 18 year old kid just shit in your face

:lmao the amount of bukkake he's received would be enough for him to drown in it.

[dirk4mvp]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/more%20pictures/23268998.jpg

That guy probably benches more than you.

[dirk4mvp]

How was the clown posse concert, Julio?


http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

Yeah, try to act like you don't own their entire discography.


You a jugalo, brah?http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

You couldn't come up with that the first time?


fail


http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

HAHA! A 34 yr virgin is a failure too. A 34 yr with no friends is a failure. Living in mom's basement is a failure. No job is a failure. Thinking death metal is good is a failure. Face it dude your life is as pathetic as it gets. Do us all a favor and put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. The world would be a better place without your virgin ass. I SMELL A VIRGIN STILL LIVING WITH MOMMY!!!!!!!!

[dirk4mvp]

A failure is someone who camps out and waits till someone turns messages back on b/c he's obsessed with someone on the internet. man what a panocha, Virgin.

[dirk4mvp]

:lol

Can't even think of your own shit? A dumb jobless friendless virgin living with his mom....man you really need to just do it already. Don't listen to the hotlines telling you not to do it. I usually don't condone suicide, but in your case I would encourage it, Virgin.

LOL eObsessed
LOL you couldn't put that all in one message, Virgin?

[dirk4mvp]

Is this your favorite band the clown posse? Still waiting anxiously till I turn messages back on huh, Virgin?


http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

Wow copy and paste! Did they just teach you that at the local community college?
LOL Virgin
LOL Virgin
LOL Virgin

:owned:loser Give up already, son!

http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

Failure of massive proportions...ICP isn't a band kid. And stop stealing my smack...now do your genitals a favor and get laid already.:rollin

[dirk4mvp]

HAHA! Mimic...I am done with you. I've owned you enough for the day 34 year oldVirgin.:lmao

[HORNSWOGGLE]

dirks e-day is now ruined :lol:lol

[dirk4mvp]

hornslovescock's e-day is now ruined :lol:lol

[dirk4mvp]

:pimpslap :owned

[dirk4mvp]

I know you are, but what am I? I know you are but what am I?

Better call your utsa butt buddies reinforcements before you dig youself in a deeper hole, 34 year old Virgin.

[dirk4mvp]

http://www.crazy-news.net/weird-stories/Business/Aeronautics/pink_virgin_cola.jpg http://www.crazy-news.net/weird-stories/Business/Aeronautics/pink_virgin_cola.jpg http://www.crazy-news.net/weird-stories/Business/Aeronautics/pink_virgin_cola.jpg http://www.crazy-news.net/weird-stories/Business/Aeronautics/pink_virgin_cola.jpg http://www.crazy-news.net/weird-stories/Business/Aeronautics/pink_virgin_cola.jpg http://www.crazy-news.net/weird-stories/Business/Aeronautics/pink_virgin_cola.jpg

Have a six pack of this cola since you're a 34 year old virgin.

LOL OWNED

[HORNSWOGGLE]

now go log on as greg oden for reinforcement before you dig youself in a deeper hole, 34 year old Virgin.

[dirk4mvp]

lol thinking you owned someone on the internet

lol your pathetic elife

lol obsessed with people on the internet

lol jugalo

lol 34 year old virgin

lol 34 year old freshman

http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

now go log on as greg oden for reinforcement before you dig youself in a deeper hole, 34 year old Virgin.

I can't believe you're talking to your life partner Carlos like that :wow

[dirk4mvp]

lol calling his life partner to come back him up

you've been owned Carlos. having to get someone to come help you

LOL Owned

[dirk4mvp]

lol 34 year old freshman

lol 34 year old virgin

[dirk4mvp]

only 6 more years Emanuel. you're almost there!

http://sixwordstochangetheworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/40_year_old_virgin.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

Good movie, but yet another fail, Virgin.:rollin


:lmao :lmao :lmao at the 34 year old virgin. are you inviting your life partner to your birthday party?

[dirk4mvp]

Time for LOLs b/c you can think of shit to say.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


Where's your life partner when you need him?

[dirk4mvp]

:lol
That's just terrible.....:lmao Man are you really posting that garbage?

You've been owned. Now you're starting to realize it, 34 year old virgin


lol halloween

[dirk4mvp]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/southeast/series10/images/goth_gallery/goths_group449.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/statusainthood/BehemothBAND.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

Carlos and his life partner.


http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/gothopotamus-fat-juggalo-icp-demotivational-poster.jpg

[dirk4mvp]

That's goth not metal stupid fuck.....do you know anything about metal?

I know it's all bullshit, and you listen to and rub your tiny cock to it.

[dirk4mvp]

lol no one gives a shit about metal, death metal, lol metal, roflcopter metal. It's all garbage and you listen to it, faggot.

[dirk4mvp]

he eDay is ruined

Nice grammar, utsa.

[dirk4mvp]

Now you're talking about cock?:lol

Kids these days have no respect.

ME>U

I win you lose...



So it's fun dressing up every day like it's halloween?

[dirk4mvp]

Fag fag fag fag fag

No cares huh? I mean it's only been around since the 1960s, but no one cares about it huh? Dumbass.


People like you who dress up like goblins and closet monsters care about it.

[dirk4mvp]

Is it fun teasing you hair and dressing up like a woman?

lol death metal not relevant

[HORNSWOGGLE]

I can't believe you're talking to your life partner Carlos like that :wow
talking to you, you have so much of an e-life that you have to have multiple personalities:lol

[dirk4mvp]

talking to you, you have so much of an e-life that you have to have multiple personalities:lol

Do you dress like a goblin too?

[dirk4mvp]

No, I don't think so....Black Sabbath to Metallica to Slipknot....metal has been around and will never die.

Slipknot thinks it's halloween every day too. At least Black Sabbath and Metallica don't dress like nocturnal jungle creatures.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Do you dress like a goblin too?
do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick?

[dirk4mvp]

It's called the changing times and it's a gimmic. I think it's a pretty good one too. Alice Cooper started it and Manson, Slipknot, Mudvayne, etc are just taking it a step further. It's not just about the music, but about the show they put on and the presentation of it. They are performers. What would you know though? You are just a kid that was brought up on terrible rap that thinks all metal is the same. It's not your fault. I forgive you.


Only the mentally unstable want to hear or see that. Do these people go to their thanksgiving dinners, etc. dressed like that? I'm sure pop is proud Junior showed up dressed to look like the loch ness monster.

[dirk4mvp]

HAHA...loch ness monster.

Mentally unstable? OK. That's one 19 yr old virgin's opinion. Go listen to Flo-Rider and Ludacris and go read your Spider-Man comics. You can sit at the adult table when you are 20...until then your opinion means jack.

Someone who dresses like a Harry Potter nightmare by choice and growls like a caged animal is very mentally unstable.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL UT
LOL black retards
LOL 18 yr old kids talking shit about college
LOL D avg in HS


Actually you fuckin UTSA moron, UA requires a 2.0 GPA for acceptance. Someone with a D average (a 1.0 GPA), would not be accepted to University of Arizona.

Congragulations on your epic fail.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

A bunch on Internet Toughguy virgins on here from Zona, TN and Dallas

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/more%20pictures/23268998.jpg



I've posted my pic on this site before if you think I'm some small little prick and I'm confident I'd be able to kick the shit out of a fat retard like you.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Which is why you don't go to UA...

Congrats on your epic fail

LOL 8-5
LOL BIG win in the whocares.com bowl
LOL Lute Olsen:lmao


Yeah um the problem is I do go to UA.....

LOL saying UTSA > UA
LOL at least UA won a bowl game
LOL they've already hired a great replacement for Lute that assembled a top 25 recruiting class over a two week period
LOL telling me I don't go to UA when I do

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Hey, faggot, why don't you post a pic of yourself if you're so tough?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

^You obviously are pretty embarrassed by your stature if you refuse to post your pic.

LOL getting chomped by Florida
LOL getting their teeth kicked in by LSU
LOL getting curb stomped for a 3rd consecutive year by texas
LOL osu
LOL 30 year old freshman at UTSA
LOL your best argument is saying I don't attend a college I actually attend
LOL you go to a college with no girls
LOL making fun of someone's ill health
LOL utsa can only dream of ever having a coach of Lute's stature

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL duncan thinking I have pics of myself on my work computer!


I don't have any pics on my computer but there's this thing called facebook most of America's under 30 population has a facebook page.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

LOL duncan thinking I have pics of myself on my work computer!
your in so much trouble, he cursing you out over the internet :wow

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Good read.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL melting down in a plethra of LOLs
LOL pretending to go to Zona
LOL we have Coker-2 national championships
LOL ASU>UA
LOL Lute Olsen's faulty ticker

"college with no girls" HAHAHAHA..good one. What are you, 19?


LOL Larry Coker
LOL no football team before this year
LOL you work for a shitty insurance company I bet
LOL you're a fat mexican

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol @ lols

[stretch]

lol utsa

[HORNSWOGGLE]

shhhh you are laughing to loud

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Thanks...gotta get through this Fri somehow.

I was referring to the hilarity of this thread.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Man I bet it's loud in your mom's basement...all that LOLing


generally people who just ended their freshman year of college live with their parents over the summer. I don't deny the fact I live with my mom.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's not McDonald's but it gets the bills paid. Time to get racial! HAHA

LOL UTSA has only been around since the 70s
LOL I have a job, where do you work?
LOL your a fat sunburned desert dwelling redneck self
LOL Zona might as well not have a fball team if 8-5 is viewed as an accomplishment
LOL Lute Olsen's failing heart


I've posted a pic of myself on this site and I really wouldn't consider myself fat. Generally sunburns and tans are a good thing. I don't have a paying job but I intern with a company as an accounting assistant. I also don't get how 8-5 is considered some kind of horrible record. I could be a bandwagon Florida fan if I wanted to and talk shit to a bandwagon OSU fan.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

you're also 30 years old.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm still trying to understand why it's abnormal for someone who is 18 to live with his over the summer.....

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Therein lies the problem, kid.:lol Making fun of me for going to college at UTSA and working a real job and get paid real money and you still live at home. The "I am better than you" arguing goes out the window when you still live with mommy and daddy and do not have a paying job. Now you get it?


No I don't. The reason I don't is cause I know by the time I'm 26 I'll have graduated and I won't be attending what most consider to be equivalent to a community college.

[pkbpkb81]

Therein lies the problem, kid.:lol Making fun of me for going to college at UTSA and working a real job and get paid real money and you still live at home. The "I am better than you" arguing goes out the window when you still live with mommy and daddy and do not have a paying job. Now you get it?

He is a collage freshman! Most collage freshmen that go to school out of state stay with there parents when they come home for the summer it's not a big deal.



Ben you can really do better your letting us all down.

[pkbpkb81]

Only you anti-UTSA freaks consider UTSA a community college...it's a public Division 1 university just like Zona, TX Tech, UT, etc, etc. It is, however, a much younger university so it may not be as glamorous as your precious Zona...and I am sure at one time Zona didn't have what it has now.

See some people don't have the luxury of living off mom and dad...we actually have to pay bills...so I couldn't take 15 hrs a semester like you...so I hope you graduate before you are 26 or that would mean you are a bigger loser than I thought. Don't go telling mom how I am badmouthing you...I don't want an angry posts from her.

So if he ends up in the same boat as you 26 still in school he is a loser.

You just owned yourself again.


Fuck man you are doing a better job of putting your self down than any of the utsa haters.

LoL

[pkbpkb81]

LOL Dennis

Oh no someone miss spelled a word


Is that all you have



:wgaf:

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Only you anti-UTSA freaks consider UTSA a community college...it's a public Division 1 university just like Zona, TX Tech, UT, etc, etc. It is, however, a much younger university so it may not be as glamorous as your precious Zona...and I am sure at one time Zona didn't have what it has now.

See some people don't have the luxury of living off mom and dad...we actually have to pay bills...so I couldn't take 15 hrs a semester like you...so I hope you graduate before you are 26 or that would mean you are a bigger loser than I thought. Don't go telling mom how I am badmouthing you...I don't want an angry posts from her.


My HS grades and SAT score earned this thing called a scholarship where the college pays a large portion of your expenses because they see that you have something to offer.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol benjarvus getting owned
lol saying a 26 YO in college is a loser when he's a 26 YO in college

[pkbpkb81]

LOL Dennis

06-10-2009 03:29 PMpkbpkb81
Come on Ben there is no way Dennis or Ihop or where ever the fuck you make $5.00 an hour at is this busy talk some more shit pussy.
View Conversation Edit Report 06-10-2009 03:19 PMpkbpkb81
Keep it up man , me and a couple of my co-workers just continue to laugh. Thanks for helping us through the day.



thats great, good to know i make the other bus boy a dennys enjoy his day just a little


get the fuck out here. go troll around with you hooker mother.

Look at the date I misspelled a word on the fucking 10th and that all you have to go on get a life loser.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

So you really are a virgin like you friend Dirk then? Nice! How's that working out for ya?


So getting good grades means I'm a virgin? Please explain that logic.

I actually go to a college (with girls unlike UTSA) that's on every top party school list, I'm not the one who goes to a school that has a minimum 300 pound requirement for its female students.

[Eminem]

Please lord, this boy needs jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You cant reach me, my mom cant neither
You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch tv, and comcast cable
And you aint able to stop these thoughts
You cant stop me from toppin these charts
And you cant stop me from droppin each march
With a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
Duhhh, and to think, its just little ol me
Mr. dont give a fuck, still wont leave

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

^^^ WTF? :lol

[HORNSWOGGLE]

who is dennis?

[pkbpkb81]

LOL pkbpkb81 owning himself
LOL 5th grade grammar classes
LOL 5th grade spelling classes
LOL 5th grade sentence structure classes


Guy you are the king of self ownage.



Get a life you still on something that happened 9 days ago because you have nothing else you are a bitch that gets punked time and time again in this form.


You had to bring some faggot in clown makeup in to have your back because the rest of the utsa pussy ran away.

[Homeland Security]

Man those are some good looking trannys than.
You would know.

[pkbpkb81]

lol your fat mexican hooker mom

lol fag in clown makeup

lol utsa being the best you could do

lol bandwagon osu fan

lol your sad life

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Guy you are the king of self ownage.



Get a life you still on something that happened 9 days ago because you have nothing else you are a bitch that gets punked time and time again in this form.


You had to bring some faggot in clown makeup in to have your back because the rest of the utsa pussy ran away.
shheeeeshhhh that rough, damm, you realy are an internet bad ass:toast

[pkbpkb81]

Man those are some good looking trannys .

Owned yourself again great job cunt.

[Homeland Security]

See some people don't have the luxury of living off mom and dad...we actually have to pay bills...so I couldn't take 15 hrs a semester like you...so I hope you graduate before you are 26 or that would mean you are a bigger loser than I thought. Don't go telling mom how I am badmouthing you...I don't want an angry posts from her.
lol doing gay porn to put youself through school

[HORNSWOGGLE]

again who is dennis?

[pkbpkb81]

Don't fuck with him...he has Facebook and he's not afraid to use it!!!!

wrong guy pussy i have a life and am 27 years old no face book.

[Homeland Security]

Uh yeah that's what I just posted...talk about stating the obvious.:rolleyes GU education right there!

lol expert at picking up trannies

[pkbpkb81]

lol 9 days ago

[Homeland Security]

know we know why bjot is so diehard about utsa -- they have so many good-looking trannies

lebomb makes more sense now

[pkbpkb81]

Uh yeah that's what I just posted...talk about stating the obvious.:rolleyes GU education right there!

Thank you all for making this workday fly by. You made a usually slow Friday quick and effortless. Unfortunately I have to sign off. PEACE!

lol saying your signing off than but yet your still here

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol bjot

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol @ lols (lol@ lols)

[stretch]

lol

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol?

[dirk4mvp]

^ posted at 3:42



Uh yeah that's what I just posted...talk about stating the obvious.:rolleyes GU education right there!

Thank you all for making this workday fly by. You made a usually slow Friday quick and effortless. Unfortunately I have to sign off. PEACE!

posted at 3:01

[HORNSWOGGLE]

^ posted at 3:42




posted at 3:01


posted at 3:56 ^

[dirk4mvp]

Time for benjarvus' halloween party


http://www.juggaloworld.net/paintup/J/JawsJuggalo01.jpg

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol?

[dirk4mvp]

Yep and no virgins allowed...

So you still have your receipt since you're not going now? :depressed

[dirk4mvp]

lol halloween in june

lol halloween get together at dennis

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol dennis

[dirk4mvp]

Why would I host a Halloween party with the slogan "no virgins allowed" if I were a virgin? Damn you're stupid

http://www.greatestcities.com/8679pic/346/CP44346.jpg/slipknot_new_masks_close_up....jpg

lol not allowed at your own get together


lol not leaving a tip and dennis


Which one of those ghouls are you?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Slipknot sucks.

[dirk4mvp]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Slipknot_umvd003.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

So does guys named Steven.

So does guys?

[dirk4mvp]

your mom must be proud you dress like a boogie man.

[dirk4mvp]

Metal...1966-?




It must suck for it to be around that long and not be relevant.

[pkbpkb81]

sorry Multi tasking

lol your sad life.


why are you still here?

[dirk4mvp]

Still alive and kicking...go listen to Ja-Rule and go read some X-Men comics and let the grown ups talk alone, son.

Funny you should mention ja rule. He barks and growls kinda like the circus freaks who call themselves singing.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

your mom must be proud you dress like a boogie man.
your mom must be proud you are an internet BADASS

[dirk4mvp]

your mom must be proud you are an internet BADASS

Is your mom proud that you follow other guys around?

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol calling Slipknot metal

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Is your mom proud that you follow other guys around?
lol dirk wishing people were obsessed with over the internet

[dirk4mvp]

Same reason you are...boredom...I thought I was going to get to leave early but they picked the old man sitting next to me.

Wow almost 2 coherant sentences. Way to go PK!

lol getting owned by senior citizens

lol getting owned by oklahoma

[Dr. Gonzo]

5hZXxrzsQOA

[pkbpkb81]

Is your mom proud you are still a jobless, friendless redneck virgin living in her basement and sleeping in her bed when you have nightmares of ghouls, boogie men and circus freaks?

How do you know so much about drik?

[dirk4mvp]

lol dirk wishing people were obsessed with over the internet

lol waiting for when i turn messages back on.


lol obsessed



lol being benjarvus' wing man.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol dirk4mvp

lol internet though guy

lol multiple internet personalities

[pkbpkb81]

lol my life
lol be being the only person that will talk to me
lol my trannie boyfriend

ok so we did'ent need to know all that about you.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

ok so we did'ent need to know all that about you.
lol your so tough

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol lol lol lol lol lol

[HORNSWOGGLE]

would be surprised he did some ot

[dirk4mvp]

lol post smack

lol 18 ppd

[dirk4mvp]

would be surprised he did some ot

Do you get paid for jocking him? Make sure you get your cut.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Do you get paid for jocking him? Make sure you get your cut.
do you get paid for being an internet BADASS?

[dirk4mvp]

I get paid for riding another guy's jock.

[Homeland Security]

i think we understand bjot now

he wanders around the utsa campus trolling for goth-looking trannies so he can work out his fantasy of getting assrammed by marilyn manson

[HORNSWOGGLE]

wow your so smart, you changed what I said, true internet BADASS:toast

o well enjoy your E-LIFE :lol

[pkbpkb81]

do you get paid for being an internet BADASS?

Do you go to utsa also or are you in the 4.5% that couldn’t get in?

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Do you go to utsa also or are you in the 4.5% that couldn’t get in?
I go to South Harmon

[pkbpkb81]

I go to South Harmon

That's better than utsa.

[CAL]

I'm curious - why do the UTSA folks take all the abuse around here? I mean - there's a freakin' THREAD dedicated to it.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol Benjarvus is retarded

[redraiderinfiji]

I love these guys they make the work day bearable.....and I love talking shit. Damn I am drunk!

Lay off of the Manson splooge.....not only is his music spunk, but I am sure his gasoline laced sperm wont hold over well either, especially when its in your stomach.

[mookie2001]

I'm curious - why do the UTSA folks take all the abuse around here? I mean - there's a freakin' THREAD dedicated to it.theyre trolls, they like to act offended and disrespected and then talk gay shit about how theyre from san antonio and they would die for the team and they dont give a fuck what anyone thinks

[lebomb]

theyre from san antonio and they would die for the team and they dont give a fuck what anyone thinks

Yep, this is about it. :toast

[HORNSWOGGLE]

I'm curious - why do the UTSA folks take all the abuse around here? I mean - there's a freakin' THREAD dedicated to it.
eh its just the internet, it is just funny when they act so tough online(internet tough guys):lol

[Unforgivable]

lol utsa

[Alonzo Harris]

lol utsa

[Unforgivable]

lol utsa
lol benjarvus' hooker mom

[HORNSWOGGLE]

shhhhhhh ya'll are still laughing to loud

[Alonzo Harris]

Courtney Paris, I don't want you coming to this thread without me. I'm serious. They don't call it the utsa sucks chodes thread for nothing. Most fat spics and busted trolls lead directly to this thread.

[pkbpkb81]

thats what we need more trolls

[HORNSWOGGLE]

courtney lee is a homo

[stretch]

lol utsa

[pkbpkb81]

not even the utsa trolls can bring me down today.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

not even the utsa trolls can bring me down today.
thats sad that any troll is capable of bringing you down:lol

[redraiderinfiji]

hornswoggle looks like one of those Nuevo Laredo migets people throw against walls for cash.....

[redraiderinfiji]

That's one Kite's opinion...ask the other hundreds of millions of people that listen to him and go to his shows.

LOL thinking about sperm in another guy's stomach:lol

Yeah, the people who hold nosnaM with high esteem.........

1. are under the age of 18
2. are living in their parent's house
3. are not independent nor have a job
4. are shunned by the outside world
5. wear makeup that consists of the colors black and white
6. never go outside
7. are 365 days a year pasty white
8. remove their own ribs in order to "self pleaseure"

all in all......:wgaf: the man openly admits his singing act is in fact "an act"

[Gervin44Silas13]

You know UTSA is gonna suck......
Coker was quoted as saying Yes I'll keep my options open and get some local talent here in San Antonio.

Wrong way to quote when you start a college football program....you want to get the best players available you dummy!

They are gonna suck anyway.......


Their logo sucks....the roadrunner should look more menacing they should have used a logo that was on a cap from Lids, running and very pissed off.

Enjoy the cellar..........

[HORNSWOGGLE]

hornswoggle looks like one of those Nuevo Laredo migets people throw against walls for cash.....

how did you know!?!?!?!?!?!?, are you stalking me?, if you are ill throw you against the wall, and take your money

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

that guys awesome

[Unforgivable]

RedraiderKite looks like this:

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3146/funguy.jpg


Nice self-portrait you fat fuck.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Nice self-portrait you fat fuck.
its a pic of you:lol

[redraiderinfiji]

Everytime I see hornswallow I feel he might be a kiddie rapist.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Everytime I see hornswallow I feel he might be a kiddie rapist.
first you said im a midget now a kiddie rapist, you need to make up your mind:lol

[stretch]

lol utsa

[pkbpkb81]

lol utsa

lol ut 4 lsu 11

lol osu

lol fat mexican hookers

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol stretch
lol pkbpkb81

[pkbpkb81]

lol horns and his bff ben

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol pbkpbk81
lol @ "getting down" over trolls on the internet:lol

[stretch]

lol utsa

[DMX7]

this is one tired thread

[pkbpkb81]

Hqf @ lol

what is hqf

I have never seen that one.

[pkbpkb81]

fuck you

[J.T.]

It is 2:42PM on Monday, the 29th of June in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Nine, and UTSA still sucks chodes.

[stretch]

lol utsa

[pkbpkb81]

This thread had been said for a few weeks now.

Someone needs to take it out back and give it the old yeller treatment.

You know like hornswaggle did to Ben’s mom.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

This thread had been said for a few weeks now.

Someone needs to take it out back and give it the old yeller treatment.

You know like hornswaggle did to Ben’s mom.

lol wtf is "said"?:lol are there still internet trolls getting you down?:lol

[stretch]

lol utsa

[HORNSWOGGLE]

sssshhhh your laughing to loud

[HORNSWOGGLE]

:lol

[stretch]

lol utsa

[HORNSWOGGLE]

ssshhhhhhhh your still laughing to loud

[pkbpkb81]

lol typo

lol osu

lol your sad life

lol the clown

lol bait

lol jumping the shark

lol utsa

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol typo

lol osu

lol your sad life

lol the clown

lol bait

lol jumping the shark

lol utsa

im sorrry are you getting down?:depressed

[pkbpkb81]

im sorrry are you getting down?:depressed

no clown face i left work at noon today and now on my way to chill by the pool with my kids it's a great day


book'em

[HORNSWOGGLE]

no clown face i left work at noon today and now on my way to chill by the pool with my kids it's a great day


book'em

ok just making sure

[stretch]

lol

[HORNSWOGGLE]

sssshhhhh your laughing to loud

[tonylongoriafan]

LMAO this thread is still here...CHOADS!

[stretch]

LOL utsa

[HORNSWOGGLE]

could yall please keep it down PLEASE!!!!!!

[pkbpkb81]

Bump!

[redraiderinfiji]

I spell it.....P-E-N-I-U-S

- lebomb

[stretch]

lol utsa

[HORNSWOGGLE]

SHHHHHHHH your are laughing to loud

[HORNSWOGGLE]

SHHHHHHHH you are laughing to loud

[pkbpkb81]

Lol utsa

[HORNSWOGGLE]

shhh yall are laughing to loud

[stretch]

lol hornswoggle

[HORNSWOGGLE]

i think bjot and dirk4mvp were e-murdered

lol stretch:lol

[gtownspur]

lol North Texas

[stretch]

lol utsa

[redraiderinfiji]

lol astu getting excited about 20 years of losing

[HORNSWOGGLE]

sssshhhhhhh still laughing way to loud

[HORNSWOGGLE]

ssssshhhhhhhhhhh

[Phillip]

What kind of thread is this?

[redraiderinfiji]

What kind of thread is this?

Shut the fuck up Phillip!

[ClingingFarts]

LOL Phillip
LOL PUTSA

[HORNSWOGGLE]

LOL Phillip
LOL PUTSA
your laughing to loud