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mookie2001
03-05-2009, 08:29 PM
and thats about it

cbf youre dead to me

i mean you were allotted 6 years in north richland hills to become selfaware

too bedd

whottt and ashbeigh are my only friends on spurstalk
and tim_manubestoffwiendz

jack sommerset
03-05-2009, 08:43 PM
I can tell u I am a better person knowing this piece of information.

balli
03-05-2009, 08:46 PM
Officially, you have 0 friends.

ashbeeigh
03-05-2009, 09:27 PM
What the hell? :lol

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 09:59 PM
But we're supposed to be tight like vice grip. This really hurts. To call me out and then deny my friends request. Just for that, I'm suing you for that Korg Electribe you embezzled from our production company.


You should be moderator of the ojo del cerdo forum and the chairman of withfriendslikemewhoneedsenemies.gay

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 10:06 PM
I'm blitzkrieg friending people bitch. At this rate CBF friends ratio to Mookie friends will be an insolvable number.

balli
03-05-2009, 10:21 PM
withfriendslikemewhoneedsenemies.gay

:lol

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 10:31 PM
What the hell? :lol

what the hell i hate you mook!

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 10:34 PM
ROFL there is a little friend stat next to our names now!

how can timvp say theyre not making this exactly like facebook

how about a eminem albums owned stat?

thispego
03-05-2009, 10:40 PM
whats up has friends?

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 10:41 PM
:lmao mookie added two friends

What's up NOT giving into the facebook mentality

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 10:44 PM
patches whats up has patches

my friends are real though

im waiting on ashbeeigh to befriend me

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 10:45 PM
in fact im going to stop daydreaming about yamahas and rod muckleroy at work and just concentrate on increasing my spurstalk friends

thispego
03-05-2009, 10:46 PM
smegma and spurstalk friends

timvp
03-05-2009, 10:47 PM
Damn pego that was some hardcore scoff.

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 10:48 PM
smegma alliances

like we go work in mexico and we have to make alliances con esmegma to dominate the mexican mafia and get back to inez

thispego
03-05-2009, 10:50 PM
i'm telling you that wont work

thispego
03-05-2009, 10:52 PM
Damn pego that was some hardcore scoff.

timvp what do you mean? and why are you fucking with the new spursbook? facetalk?

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 10:53 PM
tuesday, march 5, 2009

mookie reveals his plans to create a smegma cartel con los capital car credit

The Reckoning
03-05-2009, 10:53 PM
we should have status updates, so thispego can know what im doing 24/7

timvp
03-05-2009, 10:54 PM
timvp what do you mean? and why are you fucking with the new spursbook? facetalk?
If the puppy was named Scoff, you just threw it on the highway again.

thispego
03-05-2009, 10:54 PM
we should have status updates, so thispego can know what im doing 24/7
goddamn dude you are just like your brother you twitter loving bastard

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 10:55 PM
tuesday, march 5, 2009

mookie reveals his plans to create a smegma cartel con los capital car credit

no no no no like


esmegma de RAAAANDAAAALS
y los capitol car credit











and like a real young, real nubile and muscular blog

chode_regulator
03-05-2009, 10:56 PM
in fact im going to stop daydreaming about yamahas and rod muckleroy at work and just concentrate on increasing my spurstalk friends

I don't get it. :downspin:

thispego
03-05-2009, 10:56 PM
If the puppy was named Scoff, you just threw it on the highway again.

side of the highway, black trashbag, litter of puppies, mookie and pimpo, not me

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 10:57 PM
goddamn dude you are just like your brother you twitter loving bastard

twitter is like the mookie of widgets

and widgets are the front tucks of cel phones

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 10:58 PM
cReg i would go to houston like every weekend

are you allowed to get bDusted and smoke the tweed and eat fuddruckers?

thispego
03-05-2009, 10:59 PM
twitter is like the mookie of widgets

and widgets are the front tucks of cel phones

that makes it sound badass though

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:00 PM
If this shit keeps up I'm posting that picture of mookie with that homeless guy's dick in his mouth.

timvp
03-05-2009, 11:03 PM
If this shit keeps up I'm posting that picture of mookie with that homeless guy's dick in his mouth.Was that the original pic you photoshopped timvp into?

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:03 PM
do you wear slim fit slacks hunter?
will your wife let you get a gun?

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:04 PM
CBF has no idea how to photoshop. I don't know why you don't believe me when I say it was mouse who created those pictures.

Those were frat guys, IIRC. This is a passed out homeless guy on guadalupe. So the context is tooottaally different.

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:05 PM
alright timvp youve got 25 friends
you stripped me of my powah for some unknown reason

you better hook me up with something or the international forum is in trouble

timvp
03-05-2009, 11:05 PM
Those were frat guys, IIRC. This is a passed out homeless guy on guadalupe.You know your homoerotica :tu

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:06 PM
You know your homoerotica :tu

I dabble.

timvp
03-05-2009, 11:06 PM
alright timvp youve got 25 friends
you stripped me of my powah for some unknown reason

you better hook me up with something or the international forum is in troubleI have some ting in mind ... don't worry bruh.

chode_regulator
03-05-2009, 11:06 PM
cReg i would go to houston like every weekend

are you allowed to get bDusted and smoke the tweed and eat fuddruckers?

Man I was at the Fudd the other weekend and couldn't help but chuckle when I thought about that one trip there.

You should come up and we can shoot our pistolas into the air. :bking

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:06 PM
i can think of a lot of ways to bring up esmegma

TIMVP

The Reckoning
03-05-2009, 11:06 PM
do you wear slim fit slacks hunter?
will your wife let you get a gun?



:lol

nah ive got an sks, but i did inherit the texan/superman t-shirt.

by the way, MJ got replaced by a new perro....Cookie.

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:07 PM
Man I was at the Fudd the other weekend and couldn't help but chuckle when I thought about that one trip there.

You should come up and we can shoot our pistolas into the air. :bking

youve only got one friend!
poor guy

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:08 PM
:lol

nah ive got an sks, but i did inherit the texan/superman t-shirt.

by the way, MJ got replaced by a new perro....Cookie.

whottt??????????

who would have ever thought

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:09 PM
They threw away MJ?

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:10 PM
you know how 4cc is once he marks his animals for death

theyre finished

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:11 PM
everytime i go to austin now im staying at the fourseasons

these are the times we live in

The Reckoning
03-05-2009, 11:11 PM
They threw away MJ?

yeah. she's the unwanted, neglected child now. i think she took off and is train-hopping somewhere.

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:12 PM
that way mj wont have to suffer the role of second fiddle. third when preggo pops.

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:13 PM
everytime i go to austin now im staying at the fourseasons

these are the times we live in

who's gonna throw up in my bathroom and eat all my food now?

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:15 PM
yeah fucking right bitch

maybe i can inflict damage on your malibu then marriot

chode_regulator
03-05-2009, 11:16 PM
yeah fucking right bitch

maybe i can inflict damage on your malibu then marriot

:lmao

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:17 PM
yeah fucking right bitch

maybe i can inflict damage on your malibu then marriot

oh noes not my malibu! :wow

The Reckoning
03-05-2009, 11:17 PM
who's gonna throw up in my bathroom and eat all my food now?

probably apollo

mookie2001
03-05-2009, 11:17 PM
I don't know what it is but malibus... are fragile!

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:21 PM
I don't know what it is but malibus... are fragile!

it was pretty fragile when cbf decided to have his puke party in the back seat on the way back from c regs nuptuals

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:24 PM
it was pretty fragile when cbf decided to have his puke party in the back seat on the way back from c regs nuptuals

Yeah I still feel bad about that.
You'd probably still hate me for it if all the syrup weren't clouding your emotions.

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:25 PM
Yeah I still feel bad about that.
You'd probably still hate me for it if all the syrup weren't clouding your emotions.

hahahha fukin bitch. nah i was only mad when those two hot drunk chicks stopped at my car and then drove off when they realized i was cleaning up puke

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:27 PM
I wish we had taken a picture of mookie when I drew dick lightning bolts all over his face a couple wknds ago. THEN I'd get some respect around here.

Henry Cisneros
03-05-2009, 11:31 PM
Is this what happens when the weed runs out?

And where are all the LJ homo pictures?

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:31 PM
I wish we had taken a picture of mookie when I drew dick lightning bolts all over his face a couple wknds ago. THEN I'd get some respect around here.

is that my que to post the cell phone pic i took?

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:32 PM
You did take a picture?????

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:36 PM
lol yeah brah but you wrote MY DICK on his face with an arrow pointing to his mouth. quite legibly might i add

Cant_Be_Faded
03-05-2009, 11:38 PM
lol yeah brah but you wrote MY DICK on his face with an arrow pointing to his mouth. quite legibly might i add

I was trying to write I suck my dick but started laughing so hard I just stopped and drew a lightning bolt going into his mouth...i kept thinking he was about to wake up and attack me.


That's what happens when I binge drink on an empty stomach.

I guess I botched the joke like Tommy botched the head up a butcher's ass joke

thispego
03-05-2009, 11:40 PM
I was trying to write I suck my dick but started laughing so hard I just stopped and drew a lightning bolt going into his mouth


That's what happens when I binge drink on an empty stomach.

I guess I botched the joke like Tommy botched the head up a butcher's ass joke

lol, nah it was still funny. lightning bolt :lol

timvp
03-05-2009, 11:46 PM
i see cbf takes evray opportunity to put junks by mouths .. digitally

or

legibly

Cant_Be_Faded
03-06-2009, 12:24 AM
Few things are funnier in this world than dick jokes. Am I right or am I right?

Viva Las Espuelas
03-06-2009, 01:09 AM
i mean you were allotted 6 years in north richland hills to become selfaware




north richland hills?! :lol wow what a dump

Last Comic Standing
03-06-2009, 02:23 AM
i see cbf takes evray opportunity to put junks by mouths .. digitally

or

legibly


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