The Official BenJarvusOthelloTron is Retarded Thread

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

All this guy knows how to do is say "4 rings" and "Suns and Mavs Suck". Post here if you agree that BenJarvusOthelloTron is dumb and contributes nothing to this board!!!!!

[Thunder Dan]

why do you make so many stupid threads? You start like 10 threads a day

[TheMACHINE]

hello

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

why do you make so many stupid threads? You start like 10 threads a day

The last thread I made before this was like 3 days ago.

[IronMexican]

+1 with the OP.

[balli]

hello
Keep your sig for awhile.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

keep your sig for awhile.

+38943897548943

[Thunder Dan]

The last thread I made before this was like 3 days ago.
I just like busting your balls

[ginobili's bald spot]

+1 with the OP.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I just like busting your balls

:lol

Get your Tivo ready for Mo William's first career 50 point game on Thursday.

[Thunder Dan]

:lol

Get your Tivo ready for Mo William's first career 50 point game on Thursday.

more like Wally Szerbiak's first career 50 point game

[z0sa]

the troll has done his job.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

more like Wally Szerbiak's first career 50 point game

Regardless, I think the following message is important to this thread:

The Spurs have 4 rings!!!!!!

:lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::flag:

The only words I am capable of uttering are those related to the amount of titles the Spurs have won and the amount the Mavs and Suns have not won. I must use the Spurs success to compensate for the fact I am so fat I can't see my feet when I walk!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Regardless, I think the following message is important to this thread:

The Spurs have 4 rings!!!!!!

:lobt::lobt::lobt::lobt::flag:

The only words I am capable of uttering are those related to the amount of titles the Spurs have won and the amount the Mavs and Suns have not won. I must use the Spurs success to compensate for the fact I am so fat I can't see my feet when I walk!!!!

Suns and Mavs suck

[dirk4mvp]

+4








rings, faggot

[Xylus]

This BenJarvus fellow is quite the retard. How old is this guy, 4 (rings, faggot)?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

+4








rings, faggot

Hey, don't talk shit about BenJarvusOthelloTroll's rings. As long as he is fat and collecting unemployment, he should be able to view the rings as achievements of his even though they aren't.

[Xylus]

4 rings, more like 4 chins.

[sonic21]

so who's the worst poster, de soto or benjarvus?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

4 rings, more like 4 chins.

Once he got to 6 chins he stopped counting. If he wanted a ring for every chin, he'd have to be a Celtics fan.

[dirk4mvp]

Hey, don't talk shit about BenJarvusOthelloTroll's rings. As long as he is fat and collecting unemployment, he should be able to view the rings as achievements of his even though they aren't.

I'm sure he bought a 4(rings, faggot)X size t-shirt that contributed to the Spurs' salary, which made them win a title. Those rings are rightfully his.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm sure he bought a 4(rings, faggot)X size t-shirt that contributed to the Spurs' salary, which made them win a title. Those rings are rightfully his.

He also has a shirt designed like this:


Mavs & Suns
Suck

Where Mavs is written on one man boob, Suns the other, and Suck is written right on his beer gut.

He also contributes largely to the Spurs payroll because whenever he goes to a game he needs to buy two tickets.

[Xylus]

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's funny cause the fat fuck won't even post in this thread because his fall back response for everything (4 rings, faggot) is useless in this thread so he'd have no way to avoid looking mildly retarded, not that he did a good job at that to begin with.

[jag]

It's funny cause the fat fuck won't even post in this thread because his fall back response for everything (4 rings, faggot) is useless in this thread so he'd have no way to avoid looking mildly retarded, not that he did a good job at that to begin with.


http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8114/hariymanwearingspeedoso.jpg

[IronMexican]

4 rings, more like 4 chins.

:lmao:toast

[mavs>spurs2]

Everyone in this thread is a (4 rings) faggot

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Everyone in this thread is a (4 rings) faggot

:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

:flag:

[Findog]

Cuatro Anillos, Puta!

[dirk4mvp]

bump

[IronMexican]

holy shit, I was about to bump this.

[The Franchise]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8114/hariymanwearingspeedoso.jpg

Is that Dom Delouise? :wow

[LnGrrrR]

It's funny cause the fat fuck won't even post in this thread because his fall back response for everything (4 rings, faggot) is useless in this thread so he'd have no way to avoid looking mildly retarded, not that he did a good job at that to begin with.

It'd be funny if he did anyways. I'm crossing my fingers.

[dirk4mvp]

All of his usual comebacks have been said by others in this thread. What else would he say?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

He's actually mellowed out recently and has been less trolly towards me anyway, however when I made this thread, it needed to be made. The "4 rings faggot" thing had gotten utterly ridiculous.

[dirk4mvp]

yea right, he still sucks chodes.

[benefactor]

I don't claim him.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

lol, this thread keeps getting bumped.

[The TroutBum]

No Rings, faggots.







Take that.

[dirk4mvp]

lol, this thread keeps getting bumped.


It's deserved.

[dirk4mvp]

bump

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Nice job you realy are upsetting them like lil girls would get upset :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[dirk4mvp]

Great, Luis is here!

[HORNSWOGGLE]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BUMP]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/fantasy/11/07/rookies/benjarvus-green-ellis.jpg

[BUMP]

Dude you are the first person who ever realized who I was talking about. Nice. HAHA! That has to be the funniest name ever,

:lol

Are you serious? thats the first thing i thought of, now i just have to figure out the other half

[DrHouse]

Agreed this guy is the worst poster on ST. The only one I have on my ignore list.

[IronMexican]

It's a tough task, but you've managed it.

[lefty]

All this guy knows how to do is say "4 rings" and "Suns and Mavs Suck". Post here if you agree that BenJarvusOthelloTron is dumb and contributes nothing to this board!!!!!

His avatar is funny though

[dirk4mvp]

I don't claim him.

benefactor's a spurfan and he realizes how dumb you are, so it's not just non-spur fans.

[BUMP]

Agreed this guy is the worst poster on ST. The only one I have on my ignore list.

idk about that. does anybody remember Jichael Mordan?:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Dude you are the first person who ever realized who I was talking about. Nice. HAHA! That has to be the funniest name ever,

I noticed it just didn't say anything.....dude had a solid 2 week stretch on my fantasy team.

[Spur-Addict]

I don't know you, or how you post, but I think the name is awesome.

[Greg Oden]

no surprises here. I'm just posting in threads I'm supposed to post in.

[gaKNOW!blee]

Everyone who watches football knows who BenJarvus Green Ellis is, and we know thats why you picked your SN. We just didn't care and didn't think it was funny.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

no surprises here. I'm just posting in threads I'm supposed to post in.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Greg Oden]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

I'm not telling you who's screen name i am (well as a matter of fact, I'm no one's sn), but BenJarvus is a fucking dumbass faggot.

[Greg Oden]

Please continue to keep this thread alive.





So you have no problem that you're retarded if this thread is kept alive?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm not telling you who's screen name i am (well as a matter of fact, I'm no one's sn), but BenJarvus is a fucking dumbass faggot.

I know who you are you've said it before but don't worry I won't reveal it.

[Greg Oden]

Jim Rome did a segment for benjarvus once.

hzqBj8rh03A

[Greg Oden]

so he comes back after like a week hiatus and he's still the worst poster on spurstalk. Neat.

[stretch]

yug

[dirk4mvp]

Bump

[stretch]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[stretch]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[stretch]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

All this guy knows how to do is say "4 rings" and "Suns and Mavs Suck". Post here if you agree that BenJarvusOthelloTron is dumb and contributes nothing to this board!!!!!

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[stretch]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[IronMexican]

Muthafuckin' BUMP, son! Cause Blake is a tough guy.

[stretch]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[stretch]

holy shit has anyone seen the guy's post count average? he averages nearly 20 posts a day.

[dirk4mvp]

Add that to him being the message board version of miss teen south carolina and we've got a real winner.

[dirk4mvp]

Does it suck knowing that spursfans even think your a dipshit?

lol blake

[stretch]

lol

lolol

l
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l

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[stretch]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[dirk4mvp]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Indazone]

Typical Mavsfans response when they have run out of anything intelligent to add to the forum.

[dirk4mvp]

Have you ever added anything intelligent to the forum?

"I love the spurs please don't make fun of me: doesn't count.

Enjoy your first round exit again.

[The Franchise]

You as well Memphis Mavs fan

Stupid ass. You seem to thrive on the attention so I'll help you out. :lol

[beefanus]

I am posting here because after reading this thread i now completly agree that benjarvus is the worst poster ever, and thats saying alot.

[stretch]

I am posting here because after reading this thread i now completly agree that benjarvus is the worst poster ever, and thats saying alot.

:lmao

[Rogue]

Typical Mavsfans response when they have run out of anything intelligent to add to the forum.


典型Mavsfans反应时，他们已失去任何智能添加到论坛. maybe this makes more sense to you. :lol

[Goran Dragic]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.