World's Thinnest Books

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Subject: World's Thinnest Books

World's Thinnest Books


FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Reverend Jessie Jackson

[mouse]

Rock shows I have been to Live
By: Duff :lmao

[bigzak25]

How to become a successful author
by pooh

How to get a job-
mouse

Vegetables and you-
bigzak

Playoffs?
Kevin Garnett

Pussy, Pussy, Everywhere Pussy-
Tpark

[mouse]

Dunking made easy
By: Sequ Spur :lmao

[mouse]

How to post when your over 65

By: Shelly :lmao

[bigzak25]

relationship abstinence-
SW&User

[Banjo Boy]

What shoes to wear at the SBC
By: TiMvp :lmao

[Hook Dem]

Mannerisms by Amare Stoutamire :lmao :lmao :lmao

[bigzak25]

I Love Bush-
nbadan

AJ, the man, myth, legend-
whottt

[gophergeorge]

How to love a Liberal.

by "Gophergeorge"

[gophergeorge]

How to make money and stay out of prison.

By: Martha Stewart

[Shelly]

Loan Repayment for Dummies

By: Duff

[exstatic]

Compassion and concensus building
Karl Rove

[Experiment2100]

MY LOVE FOR BRENT BARRY
-Walton

MY FRIENDS
-Lakergod.

[TastesLikeChicken]

Free Throws and You
-Olden Polynice

The Wonderful Journey of Rasho
-Stephen A Smith

What Carpet Looks Like
-Gheorghe Muresan

Taking Care of the Ball
-Vinny Testeverde

The Mistakes I've Made
-George W Bush

Smell My Finger
-Duff

Standing Tall
-Mouse

How to earn respect
-Tpark

My baby likes girls
-Duff's mom

Great things about Dallas
-Jackie O

The Charm of West Virginia
-Black People

Voice training the right way
-Stephen Hawking

The Faithful Way is the Only Way
-Charles Sheen

Counting Calories
-Ruben Studdard

The Smell of Poon
-Clay Aiken

How Not to be a Douche
-Fred Durst

[T Park]

Loose weight quick and keep it off

T Park


YES! You TOO can shoot free throws like a champ!

Rasho Nesterovic

[Duff McCartney]

Agression And You:How I Learned To Control It

by Rasho Nesterovic.

[Experiment2100]

THE MICHAEL JACKSON GUIDE TO BABYSITTING
-M. Jackson

[SequSpur]

Puro Carnival

Tpark

[Banjo Boy]

How to remove paint with pear brandy

By: Slomo :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

"WHAT I KNOW"
-George W. Bush

:lmao

That's great.

[Slomo]

How to remove paint with pear brandy

By: Slomo :lmao
:lol

But your title does not make sense in this thread since paint removal is definitely a possible use for pear brandy.

Shouldn't it be:
Pear Brandy and corn flakes: The breakfast of champions.
by Slomo

[Bluto Blutarsky]

"NO means NO!: Respecting a Woman's Decision"
-Kobe Bryant

"Protecting your Privacy"
-Paris Hilton

[Extra Stout]

DESSERTS I DON'T LIKE
by Michael Moore

PATRIOTIC PROFESSORS OF BERKELEY

HOW TO MAINTAIN GOOD ORAL HYGIENE
by The British

TIPS FOR EFFECTIVE NEGOTIATING
by Yasser Arafat

POWER NUMBERS: THE CLEAN WAY
by Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds

AIRLINES ON WHICH I WILL FLY
by Rain Man

NHL 2004-05 SEASON RETROSPECTIVE

KANSAS GUIDE TO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING

HOW TO BE A CLASSY SOUTHERN LADY
by Britney Spears

CAREERS FOR LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATES

MAINTAINING HEALTHY DIETS
by San Antonio

[Smackie Chan]

^RACK^ :lamo

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"How I Beat Multiple Personality Disorder" - Mouse

[Extra Stout]

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS WITHOUT SHAQ
by Kobe Bryant

HOUSTON GUIDE TO URBAN PLANNING

STICKING WITH A SEXUAL PREFERENCE
by Anne Heche

HIGHLIGHTS OF MY SENATE CAREER
by John Kerry

PLEASANT OLYMPIC MEMORIES
by Tim Duncan and Allen Iverson

SUCCEEDING AS AN EXECUTIVE
by Carly Fiorina

WHAT'S IN MY PANTRY
by Calista Flockhart

[Spurminator]

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Nichole Richie"

"How To Please Your Husband"

"Great Moments from Televised Presidential Debates (1976-2004)"

"Dude, Where's My Source?: A Bibliography of Works by Michael Moore"

"Baby's First Picture Book Made of Lead"

"Behind the Series: LAX"

"Papparazzi Code of Ethics"

"What I've Learned from My Mistakes" by Michael Jackson

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Loan Repayment for Dummies

By: Duff


Sweet!!


I've got one:



How to Score With Chicks on the Internet

By: Duff McCartney

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Another:



How to Dunk a Basketball

By: Sequspur with introduction by Mouse

[mookie2001]

"upholding the constitution"
george w bush

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"How To Win the Big Game"
Mack Brown w/ Foreword by Marty Schottenheimer

[Shelly]

Sweet!!


I've got one:



How to Score With Chicks on the Internet

By: Duff McCartney


Or....

Payback is a Bitch
By: Duffster

[mookie2001]

"putting up small offensive numbers in college"
cedric benson
"manage business legitamently"
george w bush
"suceeding without daddy's help"
george w bush
uuuuuuhhhhh
"not having highest winning % in texas football history and not coaching the top rated linebacker and halfback in the 2005 nfl draft"
mack brown

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Me & My Cars"
By Manny

"UT Football Championships of the Last 30 Years"
By the University of Texas Athletic Dept.

"How To Beat a Big 12 Team in Football"
By Texas State Univ. Athletic Dept. w/ Foreword by JB_47

[jalbre6]

"Truth in Resume Building "
-George O'Leary

"The Quietest College Towns in America"
-Larry Eustachy

[mookie2001]

"not feeling threatned when others have the last word"
johnny blaze 47
"revealing my favorite college football team"
johnny blaze 47
"ruining A&M repeatedly"
mack brown

[jalbre6]

"Keeping a Low Profile"
-Mark Cuban

"Memoirs of a Fashion Model"
-Chelsea Clinton

[mookie2001]

"avoiding being whored by television networks and then kicked to the curb"
mark cuban
"state pride"
adrian peterson
"honoring commitments"
ryan perroliux
"becoming famous for your accomplishments"
paris hilton

[jalbre6]

"UT Football Championships of the Last 30 Years"
By the University of Texas Athletic Dept.


Hmmm, OK. :lol

"Our Dominance of Division I-A Football"
by the SWT/Texas State Athletic Dept.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"revealing my favorite college football team"
johnny blaze 47


Uh, yeah. What more would you like me to say, especially since I smacked myself in my own post.

Talk about having the last word, you busted out with RBs and LBs like your defensive.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hmmm, OK. :lol

"Our Dominance of Division I-A Football"
by the SWT/Texas State Athletic Dept.




"How To Beat a Big 12 Team in Football"
By Texas State Univ. Athletic Dept. w/ Foreword by JB_47



They don't teach you guys how to read, do they?

BTW, at least my school won a championship in football during my lifetime.

[jalbre6]

Oh, I was thinking about your Bobcats and A&M next year when I read that.

When did SWT/TSU win a title? In football?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, I was thinking about your Bobcats and A&M next year when I read that.

When did SWT/TSU win a title? In football?

http://txstatebobcats.collegesports.com/sports/m-footbl/archive/092304aab.html

We almost beat Baylor last year.

I couldn't make the game in Waco, but I'm going to College Station for sure.

[Got to ask Jim for some money]

:lol

I was talking to Coach Bailiff, and he basically said that Coach Fran wanted $300K to let us out of the game.

Matsakis really fucked us over while he was here. Coach Fran has many ties to the university, so maybe he won't kill us too badly.

[jalbre6]

Y'know, when they changed the name of the school my first thought was that they wanted to go D-1 in football. Is that even a rumor?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Y'know, when they changed the name of the school my first thought was that they wanted to go D-1 in football. Is that even a rumor?

It's something they want to do, but there's no way we could make the requirements as of this moment.

It's something like 13-20K season tickets sold, so much money put into the programs, field requirements, etc.

I don't think it would happen for a long while.

Coach Bailiff's a pretty straight-shooter and he says it's going to take at least four years to get to where he wants this team to be.

[jalbre6]

Matsakis learned his sleazy ways from Leach up at Tech, I guess. Where'd he wind up?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Matsakis learned his sleazy ways from Leach up at Tech, I guess. Where'd he wind up?

Apparently running some kind of recruiting Web site. I don't have the address, but I was talking with my friend Travis (sports editor @ The Star) and he said that essentially, Mataskis is using his connections to get athletes that pay him money walk-on spots or partial scholarships.

Basically, selling kids that weren't recruited to guys that pay him (or keep his company).

I'll see if I can find out the site name next week.

[Slo spurs fan]

"All my champion rings"

by Karl Malone