TOYOTA: Mexican Application for Employment

[Taco]

Toyota

Mexican Application For Employment

(it Is Not Necessary To Attach Photo Since You All Look Alike)

Date:____________________

Name:_____________________________________________ __________________________________
First Middle Middle Middle Last

Address: __________________________________________________ __________________________
(if Living In Car, Give Make, Model And License Number)

Place Of Birth: Free Public Housing____ In A Car____ In Orchard____other____

Marital Status: Common Law _____ Shacking Up _____ “estrenado”_____

Name Of Jefita:__________________________ Name Of Jefito:___________________________

How Many Children: 1st Wife____ 2nd Wife ____ Movida____ Best Friends Wife____
Neighbors Wife___ Neighbors Daughter___any Others___

Check Foods You Like Best: Tacos_____tamales_____tripas_____

Check Illness You May Have Had:
Lice_____vd_____worms_____amoebas_____food Stamp Poisoning_____

Approximate Estimate Of Income:
Welfare $_____relief $_____unemployment $_____ Theft $_____

Make Of Auto: Impala_____ Ford Pick Up _____ Roadrunner_____

Financed Or Stolen:___________if Financed, Give Repossession Date:_____________

Abilities: Government Employee_____picket_____paquetero_____
Demonstration Leader_____ Career Flojo_____

Check Machine You Operate: Crowbar_____pinball_____switchblade_____

In 50 Words Or Less, List Your Greatest Desire In Life: (other Than Being Listed As Permanently Disabled, Or Creating More Children)




_______________________________________
Name As It Appears On Your Tattoo

[davi78239]

LOL......Funny shit!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's so wrong, yet so damned funny.

[IX_Equilibrium]

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Racism Is Taught by Carlos N. Molina

[exstatic]

Taco is Mexican/American, in case you didn't know. How can that be racism? JohnnyBlaze is also sort of a Mexican, by way of Taiwan. He calls himself a LaChino.

If you can't even laugh at yourself, what is the point?

[travis2]

I still don't find it particularly funny, myself...

[Opinionater]

IMHO, it is sadly funny.

[jcrod]

I'm Mexican/American and I don't think that's funny. Thats wrong, and I can laugh at myself. If you want to laugh at yourself, do it in a different manner. I think this is funny.

This if funny but true.


You Know You're Mexican When...............

1. You wear tacones with jeans.

2. You spend hours plucking your eyebrows, but draw them in with a pencil.

3. You use that same pencil to line your lips.

4. Your wife has more bigote than you do.

5. You have vivid memories of your mom giving you
nalgadas with the plancha cord.

6. You're jealous of your cousin 'cause she married a gringo and you think she's "made it" but they drive an old version of a Ford Aerostar.

7. Putting tons of gel in your hair for the "wet look" is your perception of being "made up".

8. You swear everyone is envidiosos of you.

9. You say "gaah li"...

10. Your idea of over tipping the waitress is 1.00.

11. Your decor is comprised of Home Interior you
never paid "La Juana" for.

12. You have names for everyone (they don't know about):
"la chichona" "el pee-wee" "el ombligo".

13. You swear the lady that works at "la wal-mart"
is doing brujeria cause she landed the job there.

14. You lose weight taking diet pills and tell
everyone it's cause you drink "mucha agua".

15. You make your honey turn the channel 'cause
there's cleavage on the show and you don't
like that "mugrero".

16. Your bragging right to everyone is mija is going to "collish" even though it's community college on a $500 scholarship.

17. You put a deer's eye on your baby 'cause you swear "le van a ser ojo" because you think he's "cute".

18. Someone gets married and the whole town shows
up for "el baile".

19. You pretend you don't speak Spanish 'cause "mi
skin es light and I wear hazel contacts".

20. You think la lechusa is coming through the window.

21. You pack the kids in the car to go buy chamoy
and chinese candy.

22. You put "kool ay" in your baby's bottle.

23. You grew up wearing "tenis" from the grocery store.

24. You go "pa la chursh" to see what la Yvette is wearing.

25. You think el "boosh" tiene la culpa for 9/11.

26. You hope they don't send mijo to kill el "osama".

27. Te crees because you live on the other side of the traque.

28. You drive miles to buy groceries with food stamps so la gente won't know you're on aid.

29. You're bothered when a fellow mexicano buys a basic necessity like a car.

30. You got married because salites gorda with julio's baby.

[Taco]

16. Your bragging right to everyone is mija is going to "collish" even though it's community college on a $500 scholarship.

17. You put a deer's eye on your baby 'cause you swear "le van a ser ojo" because you think he's "cute".

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:lol :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

10. Your idea of over tipping the waitress is 1.00.




In my discussions with those working in the hospitality industry, this item could apply to native americans as well. That's not a dig, just a comment I've heard dozens of times.

I'm not sure if stiffing your server is some sort of genetic cultural defect or what.

[Ignite]

I am Puerto Rican and I find the orginal application post very funny.

[timvp]

I laughed.

[Guru of Nothing]

Are there any good "white" people jokes? Pollack jokes don't count.

[2pac]

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Racism Is Taught by Carlos N. Molina

I teach it to everyone, because its funny stuff!

[Experiment2100]

Don't forget about this one
You know you are Mexican if your mom hit you with her "chews", those things are laser guided they never miss no matter how far they are thrown.

[MannyIsGod]

Race jokes are the best. Thats all funny.

[Taco]

Don't forget about this one
You know you are Mexican if your mom hit you with her "chews", those things are laser guided they never miss no matter how far they are thrown.


That's not nice!!!

Now go to Shurch and pray and on the way home pick me up some Shurches Fried Shicken

Then stop by Ingram Park Malt and pick me up that Salinas CD. J-Lo wouldn't be nothing with out Salinas

[Extra Stout]

This entire thread is shicken chit. I wanna trow a leak all over it.

[desflood]

Are there any good "white" people jokes? Pollack jokes don't count.
There are lots of blond jokes out there...

[SpursWoman]

Are there any good "white" people jokes?



Of course there are....many of which somehow will include the words "Wonder Bread", "Martha Stewart", and "Can't dance, jump, etc.".


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[Extra Stout]

Q: What's the difference between white people and everyone else?

A: A white man will actually step out of the shower to pee.

[Extra Stout]

Q: Why is Brett Favre so popular in Green Bay?

A: Everyone knows crackers and cheese go together.

[JoeChalupa]

Q: What's the difference between white people and everyone else?

A: A white man will actually step out of the shower to pee.

Why step out of the shower?
Sincerely,
George Costanza