Sing me a song, you're a singer....

[batman2883]

do me no wrong
you're the bringer of evil
the devil is never your maker
the less that you give
you're a taker!!!

[Summers]

Sing us a song. You're the piano man.

[batman2883]

sing us a song. You're the piano man.

sing us a song tonight, well were all in the mood for a melody,and you've got us feelin alright

[peewee's lovechild]

sing us a song tonight, well were all in the mood for a melody,and you've got us feelin alright

"la dadada dadada . . . la dadada dadada"

[Spurminator]

Sew me a sweater, you're a seamstress

[Blake]

if you don't crank up piano man when it comes on the radio there is something wrong with you.

[Summers]

Centuries ago, when I used to hang out on 6th Street, the piano man at the Ivory Cat would sing this at least once a night and the bar-tender would sing his line in the second chorus. Awesome.

[batman2883]

Everytime i go to pat o's or howl at the moon they play it........how did we go from Dio to Billy Joel?!?!!

[exstatic]

Everytime i go to pat o's or howl at the moon they play it........how did we go from Dio to Billy Joel?!?!!

Sing me a song..... R. J. D.

Sing me a song..... Billy J

[JoeChalupa]

I miss getting a buzz on at the Piano Bar. Good times and group kareoke sing alongs. :tu

[Spurminator]

Bake me some bread, you're a baker

[Blake]

Everytime i go to pat o's or howl at the moon they play it........how did we go from Dio to Billy Joel?!?!!

Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure Billy Joel was the lead singer of Dio before he went solo.

[Blake]

Bake me some bread, you're a baker

these are just friggin hilarious.

keep them coming.

[Blake]

I miss getting a buzz on at the Piano Bar. Good times and group kareoke sing alongs. :tu

if you havent swayed back and forth singing piano man with 100 of your closest drunkest friends at a piano bar, then you just haven't lived

[batman2883]

if you havent swayed back and forth singing piano man with 100 of your closest drunkest friends at a piano bar, then you just haven't lived

or just 100 strangers close to you...either way life is better with alcohol and piano man

[Blake]

or just 100 strangers close to you...either way life is better with alcohol and piano man

when you are drunk they become your best friends

[batman2883]

when you are drunk they become your best friends

no they become family!!

[tp2021]

Sing us a song. You're the piano man.

stole my line

[balli]

Program the brain
Not the heartbeat
Deliver us to evil
Deny us of our faith
Robotic hearts bleed poison
On the world we populate
Virtual existence
With a superhuman mind
The ultimate creation
Destroyer of mankind

[Spurminator]

Forge me some iron, you're a blacksmith

[Spurminator]

Make me a watch, you're a watchmaker

[Blake]

Forge me some iron, you're a blacksmith

these are just friggin hilarious.

keep them coming.

[Blake]

Make me a watch, you're a watchmaker

these are just friggin hilarious.

keep them coming.

[Spurminator]

Thanks.


Scape me some land, you're a landscaper.

[Blake]

Thanks.


Scape me some land, you're a landscaper.

You're welcome.


these are just friggin hilarious.

keep them coming.

[Spurminator]

Thanks. More to come later. I don't want to overdo it.

[batman2883]

im starting to see a pattern

[Blake]

Thanks. More to come later. I don't want to overdo it.

You're welcome. Can't wait til later.

these are just friggin hilarious.

keep them coming.

[batman2883]

am i having a stroke??? or am i seeing a pattern!?!?

[batman2883]

I aint afraid of no ghost

[I Love Me Some Me]

Program the brain
Not the heartbeat
Deliver us to evil
Deny us of our faith
Robotic hearts bleed poison
On the world we populate
Virtual existence
With a superhuman mind
The ultimate creation
Destroyer of mankind

Now Paul was a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin with Davy
Who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

[batman2883]

red rover red rover
send truthy on over

[Spurminator]

Sweep me a chimney, you're a chimney sweep

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Bake me some pie, you're a pseudofan.

[angel_luv]

Bake me some pie, you're a pseudofan.

:lol :lol

[angel_luv]

Seek me a sheep, I am t-long.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha ha wth is going on in here!!??

[DarkReign]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k19/darkreign24/threadhijack2.jpg

[DarkReign]

I hate everyone equally, you cant tear that out of me
No separation, segregation,
Just me and my world of enemies.

I never
Wanted to be called Disciple!
I'll never
Be the one to blindly follow!

[whottt]

I don't know but Angel singing along in a thread with this name = instant classic

[Spurminator]

Draw me a map, you're a cartographer

[angel_luv]

I don't know but Angel singing along in a thread with this name = instant classic

Are you implying this is not a thread about the Piano Man?


Really?


:oops :oops

[whottt]

Are you implying this is not a thread about the Piano Man?


Really?


:oops :oops


Well yeah it's got the piano er...sheep man in it. It just didn't start out about him :) Your verse was cute btw :tu

[batman2883]

you disobeyed my orders son why were you ever born
your brother's 10 times better than you
jesus loves him more
the music that you play for us
comes from the depths of hell
rock all the devils work
he wants you to rebel
you've become a manless puppet
beelzeboss will pull the strings
your heart will lose direction
and chaosy will reign
you better watch your mouth you better watch your tone
you're grounded for a week with no telephone
dont wanna hear you cry dont wanna hear you moan
you better praise the lord when you're in my home

[angel_luv]

Well yeah it's got the piano er...sheep man in it. It just didn't start out about him :) Your verse was cute btw :tu

Thanks, whottt :)

[I Love Me Some Me]

you disobeyed my orders son why were you ever born
your brother's 10 times better than you
jesus loves him more
the music that you play for us
comes from the depths of hell
rock all the devils work
he wants you to rebel
you've become a manless puppet
beelzeboss will pull the strings
your heart will lose direction
and chaosy will reign
you better watch your mouth you better watch your tone
you're grounded for a week with no telephone
dont wanna hear you cry dont wanna hear you moan
you better praise the lord when you're in my home

The piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
They sit at the bar
And put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doing here?"

[batman2883]

the catworm forgives the plow

[TheTruth]

Gotdamn it, Batman you fantastic mother fahqer. Long time no talk man.

[batman2883]

gotdamn it, batman you fantastic mother fahqer. Long time no talk man.

long time no motherfuck'n talk bro-sephine.........how the hell have you been you magnificant son of a motherless goose

[TheTruth]

long time no motherfuck'n talk bro-sephine.........how the hell have you been you magnificant son of a motherless goose

I'm outstanding my finely tailored friend. How the hell are you doing you terrific son of a Jewish bankers daughter?

[batman2883]

Im doing fantastically swell my blue blood friend, how's the wedding plannign coming along you cunning son of a rich indian doctor?

[PakiDan]

Lay me some pipe, you're a plumber.

[batman2883]

Lay me some pipe, you're a plumber.

didnt see that one coming