View Full Version : Is My Dad a curse to the Spurs?
DuncanMVP
03-11-2005, 07:21 PM
EVERY team he has ever wanted to win the title has lost. I seriously cannot think of ONE team he has cheered for ended up winning
He Wanted:
Philly to win, they lost
Yankees to win, they lost
UCONN to lose, they won
Tampa Bay lighting to lose, then won
My dad suddenly became a Spurs fan last year win he noticed the Spurs were my fav team... WHAT A SHOCK, Spurs lose in a heartbreaker to the Lakers
His fav NFL team is the Bills. He's been a Bills fan his entire life
THEY LOST 4 STRAIGHT SUPERBOWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DuncanMVP
03-11-2005, 07:22 PM
Mb?
Solid D
03-11-2005, 07:23 PM
Is your dad's name Axis?
DuncanMVP
03-11-2005, 07:23 PM
no, where did that come from?
Solid D
03-11-2005, 07:24 PM
The world revolves around the Axis.
DuncanMVP
03-11-2005, 07:25 PM
take what I said however you want
But every team he wants to win, ALWAYS loses
Solid D
03-11-2005, 07:25 PM
It's probably just one of those things.
td4mvp21
03-11-2005, 07:26 PM
I think its just coicidence but just to be safe "cheer" for the Suns :-D
DuncanMVP
03-11-2005, 07:27 PM
he wont, Spurs are his team now
Solid D
03-11-2005, 07:29 PM
By the way, I'm sure your dad is a great guy and he'll pick a winner soon enough. The value of a dad doesn't correspond with picking sports winners. It's the heart and the love that makes him great.
DuncanMVP
03-11-2005, 07:30 PM
By the way, I'm sure your dad is a great guy and he'll pick a winner soon enough. The value of a dad doesn't correspond with picking sports winners. It's the heart and the love that makes him great.
true, but it's just something that's always in my mind
I just dont see the curse just suddenly ending this season
Solid D
03-11-2005, 07:32 PM
Have faith. Even if it doesn't, it won't be because of your dad.
DuncanMVP
03-11-2005, 07:33 PM
it won't be because of your dad.
won't it?....
*screen fades black and the credits roll with creepy music *
Tres_Till_it_MHz
03-11-2005, 08:29 PM
Okay now you got me worried, time for some drastic measures if you ask me. But then again, If I don't pull the foam "GO Spurs GO" finger out of the closet and and put it upside down on the best seat in the house the Spurs always lose. My kids know that thing is not to be played with....lol
Mark in Austin
03-11-2005, 08:40 PM
Pretty simple solution of you ask me. Just kill your dad before the playoffs.
Problem solved.
[/dark humor / sarcasm]
*Please note - Neither Spurstalk.com, FullSportPress.com, nor the poster known as Mark in Austin actually advocate killing of parents. This post was made purely in jest.
TDfan2007
03-11-2005, 09:21 PM
Pretty simple solution of you ask me. Just kill your dad before the playoffs.
Problem solved.
[/dark humor / sarcasm]
*Please note - Neither Spurstalk.com, FullSportPress.com, nor the poster known as Mark in Austin actually advocate killing of parents. This post was made purely in jest.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
We don't care about your dad.
Really.
You have a pretty good father-son realtionship going on there thanks to the Spurs, if that were me I'd be pretty happy.
juncan
03-11-2005, 10:29 PM
Wow!
But i think the Spurs is different.
DuncanMVP, Your father wouldn't also be a Dallas Cowboys fan for the last few years...if so, that would explain alot!
Ishta
03-12-2005, 12:01 PM
:lol This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while..... Don't worry the Spurs will be just fine!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
DuncanMVP
03-12-2005, 12:15 PM
DuncanMVP, Your father wouldn't also be a Dallas Cowboys fan for the last few years...if so, that would explain alot!
He hates the Cowboys, maybe that explained all their damn titles
DuncanMVP
03-12-2005, 12:16 PM
Wow!
But i think the Spurs is different.
Why would it be?
Every team is cursed except the Spurs? I wish it worked that way :elephant
emveepee
03-12-2005, 01:08 PM
condition him to root for miami
Spurbanana
03-12-2005, 05:29 PM
Does he realize his curse ability?
DuncanMVP
03-12-2005, 06:07 PM
Does he realize his curse ability?
I remind him all the time, and he just laughs at it :rolleyes
duncan2k5
03-12-2005, 06:14 PM
lets bring back up this thread after this season ends...win or lose...if we win then the curse is broken and he will live hapilly ever after...if we lose...i guess we'll just have to... make him "forget" who the spurs are next season. heh heh heh :smokin
duncan2k5
03-12-2005, 06:23 PM
this needs to be taken seriously ppl. something needs to be done...just in case. forget my last post. prevention is better than cure. hey DuncanMVP is there any way you can...ummm...how should i say? make him take a "nap" before the playoffs come? it can be permanent, but preferably temporary...your choice :angel
DuncanMVP
03-12-2005, 06:36 PM
I try not to let my dad watch Spurs games, but I can't stop him
he is the one that is payin the bills LOL
DuncanMVP
03-12-2005, 11:15 PM
yes, my dad did watch the game
he hasn't watched too many Spurs games, they last one he saw was Rockets/Spurs game 1 thats all...
Slo spurs fan
03-13-2005, 04:22 AM
At the time you joined spurstalk forum, spurs had only 10 losses and look what happend until now. So I guess YOU are the problem. Go :hang yourself.
DuncanMVP
03-13-2005, 11:33 AM
At the time you joined spurstalk forum, spurs had only 10 losses and look what happend until now. So I guess YOU are the problem. Go :hang yourself.
LMAO, nothing can be done now
the real question is if the Spurs can overcome the curse
DuncanMVP
03-23-2005, 12:50 PM
*reads spurszone.com head story*
LMAO @ the Malik curse, this team is cursed, and as long as my dad is still a fan...say goodbye to winning titles
Jimcs50
03-23-2005, 12:54 PM
Thank God he is not a Red Sox fan, or I would have to kill him.
DuncanMVP
03-23-2005, 12:57 PM
he really started to hate the Red Sox last season
...and the Red Sox come back from being 3 games down and go on to win the World Series
Ballcox
03-23-2005, 01:33 PM
DuncanMVP, I think you've only got one option in regards to this curse and your Dad................Dad has to go. Take him out, and SOON. Whatever method you prefer, just get the job done, there is a title on the line for God's sake! :lol
respect the 'fro :fro
bigzak25
03-23-2005, 03:45 PM
kick him in the nuts and say...."that's from the spurs to you dad!"
see if you can wear a spurs jersey and hat when you do it too....this will really associate the pain with the team.....he probobaly won't want to watch them for a while...
Ballcox
03-23-2005, 03:53 PM
kick him in the nuts and say...."that's from the spurs to you dad!"
see if you can wear a spurs jersey and hat when you do it too....this will really associate the pain with the team.....he probobaly won't want to watch them for a while...
That reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Bobby takes the woman's self defense class and then starts kicking everyone in the nads. "I don't know you! Don't take my purse!" cracks me up every time!
respect the 'fro :fro
Ishta
03-24-2005, 11:36 AM
Have you gotten rid of him yet? If not please hurry
Spurs Fans Everywhere:lol
DuncanMVP
03-24-2005, 12:45 PM
NOTHING CAN BE DONE
This is a real legit curse
I'm am trying to make my Dad a Heat fan
Ishta
03-24-2005, 12:48 PM
NOTHING CAN BE DONE
This is a real legit curse
I'm am trying to make my Dad a Heat fan
HURRY!!!!!!!!!!
Solid D
03-24-2005, 12:54 PM
Was your dad a big Nazr Mohammed fan, or something?
Ishta
03-24-2005, 12:55 PM
:lmao :lmao He probably is... Tell him to start showing some hate!! LOL
DuncanMVP
03-24-2005, 01:07 PM
My dad's fav player is shaq
now I just need him to cheer his team on
DAMN THE GODS OF CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly
03-24-2005, 02:52 PM
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Ishta
03-25-2005, 05:34 PM
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Solid D
03-25-2005, 11:27 PM
Did DuncanMVP's dad watch the Spurs - Hawks game? Just curious. :hat
waly.mg
03-26-2005, 10:50 AM
Is your dad's name KARL MALONE?
waly.mg
03-26-2005, 10:54 AM
THE bEST CHOICE THEN WE HAVE TO DO IS DRESSING YOUR FATHER WITH THE JERSEY OF THE SPURS RIVAL
I HAVE A JERSEY OF HOUSTON And ANOTHER ONE OF SEATTLE TO LEND YOUR DAD ONLY IF HE GONNA WATCH THE GAME ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
picnroll
03-26-2005, 10:54 AM
Try rubbing a live chicken on his head.
DuncanMVP
03-26-2005, 12:02 PM
Did DuncanMVP's dad watch the Spurs - Hawks game? Just curious. :hat
no, but he will watch all nationally televised games
TDfan2007
03-26-2005, 03:48 PM
no, but he will watch all nationally televised games
well that explains Tim's injury against Detroit on ABC.
Your dad must die!!!! :makemyday
Ishta
03-26-2005, 04:55 PM
Look.. just go over to his house and disable the television.... Problem Solved!! OH also tie him up so he can't go watch somewhere else.. Just an idea!:devil
DuncanMVP
03-26-2005, 06:24 PM
Not sure if its someone else gettin hurt(Barry, Nazr) or someone getting hurt again(Duncan, Gino) but I have a feeling it will happen
Why? the curse...
Ishta
03-27-2005, 04:06 PM
THE CURSE IS BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Slomo
03-27-2005, 04:08 PM
Call 911 DuncanMVP just iced his old man :wow
DuncanMVP
03-27-2005, 05:10 PM
Here's something to think about...
My Dad watches only nationally televised Spurs games
-Duncan hurts knee against Laker on TNT
-Duncan sprains ankle on ABC
-Spurs lose by Tmac miracle on TNT
RobinsontoDuncan
03-27-2005, 05:37 PM
this thread has been alive far to long, it's time to let it die.
DuncanMVP
03-27-2005, 05:47 PM
this thread has been alive far to long, it's time to let it die.
it wont die untill the season is over, then we will know if the curse was broken
pistonsfanwe#1
03-28-2005, 12:51 PM
condition him to root for miami
i second that.
Extra Stout
03-28-2005, 01:00 PM
A humiliating story...
When I was 13, I thought I had to hum and wave my arms to the side during every Spurs shot. If they didn't and I missed, it was my fault.
I blamed myself for the 1990 playoff defeat when they went ice cold in Game 7, because I was too excited to remember to hum and wave my arms. Finally my brother convinced me that I was being a total fucking retard nerd and to shut the hell up.
DuncanMVP, you need to be told that you are being a total fucking retard nerd. Shut the hell up. Please proceed immediately to ther nearest location where they are passing out lives.
DuncanMVP
03-28-2005, 01:05 PM
A humiliating story...
When I was 13, I thought I had to hum and wave my arms to the side during every Spurs shot. If they didn't and I missed, it was my fault.
I blamed myself for the 1990 playoff defeat when they went ice cold in Game 7, because I was too excited to remember to hum and wave my arms. Finally my brother convinced me that I was being a total fucking retard nerd and to shut the hell up.
DuncanMVP, you need to be told that you are being a total fucking retard nerd. Shut the hell up. Please proceed immediately to ther nearest location where they are passing out lives.
EVERY TEAM he has ever cheered for has NEVER won a title
this dates back to the 80's
this is as real as it gets
EasilyAmused
03-28-2005, 01:19 PM
Some of the responses to this post are a riot! :lmao
nuggets in 6
04-25-2005, 06:09 PM
Hey tell ur dad he is my new best friend. Also tell him to keep rooting for the Spurs to win. We need every advantage we can get and we nuggets fans appreciate ur dads help. Thanks!!! :elephant
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